200,000 bucks, but you can no longer use pillows when you sleep

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Deal or No Deal?


If you take the deal, you have to use these as pillows instead
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(or simply rest your head on nothing at all)
Deal.
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200k or get sleep.. GEEE! that is a tuff one
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Squidkids posted...
200k or get sleep.. GEEE! that is a tuff one


I could fall asleep on those
can you use things like blankets on sofa armrests to make cushions for your head?
or just ... blankets in general bundled up in the shape of a pillow?
Hexenherz posted...
can you use things like blankets on sofa armrests to make cushions for your head?
or just ... blankets in general bundled up in the shape of a pillow?


no. boobs or nothing
What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal
MabusIncarnate posted...
What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?


You could hold onto them or I guess you could ask her to hold on to your head.
Robin_Dude posted...
Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal


I mean the whole thing is hypothetical. Her boobs are part of the deal.
Milkman5 posted...
Robin_Dude posted...
Let's be real, I'm a forever alone, feral, anxiety prone weeb. Since upon accepting the deal I'm not going be magically provided with a set of boobs to sleep on, and the odds of finding some to sleep on are slim to none for me.

no deal


I mean the whole thing is hypothetical. Her boobs are part of the deal.

Does she need to be fed and maintained? My pillows require no sustenance.
Robin_Dude posted...

Does she need to be fed and maintained? My pillows require no sustenance.


She feeds/maintains herself
Milkman5 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
What happens if I roll off of those glorious things in the middle of the night?


You could hold onto them or I guess you could ask her to hold on to your head.

Okay, so no Final Destination kinda shit and I don't die in the middle of the night if I breach contract.
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
mmmm, i can take not using pillows for 20k. I'll just use a folded blanket or something
MabusIncarnate posted...
Okay, so no Final Destination kinda s*** and I don't die in the middle of the night if I breach contract.


Oh, well I said you can use her boobs or nothing. So if you roll onto the bed that counts as no pillow which is ok.
people have been sleeping without pillows for thousands of years and are just fine. damn these generation Z kids are so soft.
*converts the sum*

Just short of 1.6 million kronor for that? No deal!
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EternalDivide posted...
No and also, women with that weird hooker makeup on their eyes and stupid eyebrows are nauseating to me.

We call them clown brows, or caterpillar brows. @electricbugs2 is a big fan of girls with those nasty things.
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain
Would guys think I'm lesbian? I'd never get a boyfriend if I had her with me all the time, but I don't want to sleep on no pillows and boobs are comfy... 3:
I-I really needed this~~
Time to stomp some faces!!!
I don't usually sleep with a pillow so this is easy.
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