Board 8 > B8UCA presents Wednesday Night Ruin ft. Lethal Lottery, Blindfolds, and Eclipses

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

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1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc
2. Matches last 24 hours
3. User with the most votes wins.
4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON.
5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote!
6. Have fun!
7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF!
8. Newcomers are welcome!
9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting.
Current main topic:
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75667504
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#

MAIN EVENT

Lethal Lottery Tournament eddv/Steiner vs Tom Bombadil/Sir. Chris
The ode to Lethal Lottery continues with this random bedfellows tag team match! It will be, eddv and Steiner taking on Tom Bombadil with Sir Chris! Who will move on to take on the Time Egg??

Lethal Lotter REMATCH Apollo/Machete vs CPU/Shad
This match ended in a tie! We don't want that so we're going to see this thing through!

UNDERCARD
You stupid LWs! Maniac64 vs Wiggumfan267 vs Stevie3V
These guys didn't listen and looked at the sun too long during the eclipse yesterday! Now what was supposed to be a Fatal Fourway singles match is now a Fatal Fourway blindfold match!

Subsitute Taybles Match Master of Taybles LusterSoldier vs DPOblivion
DP had some choice words for Solio on Tombat. This week, Solio was supposed to face Luster for Master of Taybles. DP will be his substitute.

Speaking of Solio...
Solio requested to speak and not have a match tonight.

Round 1.... Boko vs iHateThisCPU vs StifledSilence
Much to the dismay of CPU, RNG picked him to be in this MM tournament! This match was rolled as a triple threat match so say hello to Stifled and Boko, as well.

FIGHT!!! jedwards vs davidponte vs GTM
These guys are going to be facing off in a the MM tournament as well!

The will be fighting in "That one GTM match"
-Any of the three competitors may tap out at any time and eliminate themselves, losing the match but avoiding the Alec Soaring Eagle costume as well.
-If you find a post by somebody else with just your name, you can link it and it'll count as a vote. No rallying still.
-If somebody gets three votes in a row, they get the CHAIR and their votes will count double (or triple on :X5) until somebody else gets three votes in a row to take it away
-Votes on :X0 count triple.
-Votes on :X3 count double because hell if I have any ideas for punjabi prison



I GOT SCREWED OUT OF AN SNES CLASSIC VOTE FORM
eddv/Steiner vs Chris/Tom Bombadil
Apollo/Machete vs CPU/Shad
Wrestler 1 vs Wrestler 2 vs Wrestler 3
Taybles: Luster vs DP
Boko vs CPU vs Stifled
jedwards vs davidponte vs GTM
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@Strife2
@Apollo_Phoenix
@StifledSilence
@ZeroSignal620
@DpObliVion
@davidponte
@Emeraldegg
@IhatethisCPU
@Tom_Bombadil
@XIII_rocks
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@WiggumFan267
@greengravy294
@MajinZidane
@LusterSoldier
@Solioxrz362
@Stevie3V
@muddersmilk
@Eddv
@GTM
@Shaduln
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@Steiner
@DoomTheGyarados
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
CPU/Shad
Wrestler 3
DP
CPU
GTM
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
Apollo/Machete
Wrestler 3
Taybles: DP
davidponte

I voted, so I have no reason to be here. I spent my morning doing research, and I have something to take care of. Something that will make ZSig's day.

*Leaves*
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headline match of round 1 imho
Apollo/Machete
I forgot who was who but the fact remains I was sent the list so *abstain*
Taybles: DP
Boko
davidponte
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
Apollo/Machete
Wrestler 2
Taybles: Luster
Stifled
davidponte
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
PU/Shad
Wrestler 3
DP
Boko
GTM
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eddv/Steiner
Apollo/Machete
Wrestler 1
Taybles: Luster
Boko
GTM
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
CPU/Shad
Wrestler 1 (#1 for Amed Rosario)
DP
CPU
davidponte
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TAYBLE

That's how you do it.
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
CPU/Shad
Wrestler 3.... for Mets version of Grandeson
DP
Boko
davidponte
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I was at home on Sunday last weekend, building desks with my brothers to make up for all the taybles I've broken over my UCA career. Of course, I broke all those taybles because I was both a record-setting MELEE MAYHEM champion and a Master of Taybles. I suppose that just comes with being the greatest champion of all time.

However, while I was working on those desks with my brothers, I had the radio tuned into the UCA Network© station. And with my brothers in the room, and with my family nearby, on our lovely Sunday afternoon... I had to listen to David disrespect me. I got called an old-timer. I was told that I used to be awesome. That I don't deserve a thing. That I don't deserve to go right back into the main event.

Now, listen. Strife just won the big one after years of hard work. Leave the last match of the PPVs to him and whoever challenges him, because I'm not here to chase main events or titles. I've already done all that. But, with that said, I think I need to clarify one thing to David, right here, right now....

I am the main event!

You're damn right I shouldn't shoot right back to the top, because I never left the top! You want to talk about main events? Stevie vs. Solio for King of the Board. Sir Chris vs. Solio for the Undisputed Title. XIII vs. Solio, no holds barred. Kora vs. Solio in a First Blood match. I won ALL OF THOSE. David, when you create history in main events for a whole damn year, then you get to tell me that I'm not at the top anymore. But right now, your name can't even draw 15 votes, while I did that with ease before I was even at my prime!

Listen! Are you listening? I am the big box office bucks because I am the greatest champion of all time! And right now, even though you claim you put on great matches with Strife, you lost to him! You lost your spot at the top! And you get on your microphone while I'm at home, while I'm with my family, and you're trying to tell me that I don't deserve a thing?

I still respect you David, because you've got guts to try and act tough around me. But if you don't get your head outta your ass real quick, you are going to be in for a very rude awakening.
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I know this game; Zero Signal gets told by a couple guys backstage that Strife is going to make his day. He can only do three things to make that happen: One, a night with Scarlett Johannson, two, a million dollars, or three, he forfeits the title to save me from throwing him off the throne at Throwback!

Chris/Tom Bombadil
CPU/Shad
Wrestler 2
Stifled
davidponte

*waits*
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*Strife's car pulls up to what looks like a suburban strip mall. Strife pulls out his cameraphone, and the signal cuts into the arena as ZSig is in the ring*

Oh. ZSig. I was wondering what you'd be doing right now. Instead of following me like a smart man, you decided to "do your job," and entertain the fans like a good little boy. Now, you're too far away, because I'm over 8-10 hours removed from the UCA Arena. I was thinking about how to get to know you better, since I haven't seen you in years after that whole Broken Raven mess. The best way I thought of was to meet someone we've both teamed with.

And wouldn't you know it: the guy is having a book signing with Karnes and Gnoble in this very building VERY soon. I bet he'll be pleased to know one of his "fans" just happened to be the Undisputed Champion.

*Pulls out a steel pipe from his jacket.*

Let's go say hi.

*Pulls pipe back in, walks towards line of people, and turns phone off*
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*obviously can't get to the strip mall in time, nor does Zero even know where it is! He thinks of a way to stall...*

...Strife, I don't know who this guy is that you're pursuing or what book he's signing out there, but unless you're going to get that steel pipe signed, choose your next actions wisely. You want to get to know me better? Replay that match where you threw the body of Zero Signal through a tayble; sure, the mind of Broken Raven was inside said body, but the fact still stands!
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Tell me more about the past, Mr. Main Event.

I'm not really sure what throwing out names is doing for you here.

Regardless, all I know is that today, in the year of 2017, your past means nothing, and as far as I'm concerned, you don't deserve a thing because of it.

Still, I'll never back down from a challenge, and as much as my talk of opportunities earned and deserved has gotten me this far, it wouldn't be right for me to leave it at that.

You think you deserve to be the main event? You think that your past should give you any recognition whatsoever?

Prove it. Bring it on. We all know I'm ready.
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
Apollo/Machete
Wrestler 1
DP
Stifled
davidponte
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*After scoping out the signing area from the in-store eatery, Strife notices an MC approaching the crowd of fans in line*

MC: Welcome everyone to this special book signing. We here at Karnes and Gnoble are happy to have brokered a deal to sell autobiographies and merchandise from the absolute pinnacle of sports entertainment, the UCA! As you know, this organization has provided hard-hitting, drama-fueled action for over 10 years. We were thrilled to hear that one of its greatest wrestlers not only decided to write the first UCA book, in which we hope to be many more, but to appear here for a meet-and-greet for his most diehard fans. He was a former singles champion many times, and also tag team champion with the likes of ZeroSignal620! You know him as the "Fan Favorite of UCA"...THE KNIGHT OF NEE!

*Nee appears and sits down at the merchandise table*

MC: Ok. Everyone. We have books he will sign. Feel free to ask for pictures and questions, but please keep the line moving

*Strife stands up from the diner and gets in line, making sure to cover his face with a hood. After about 15 minutes, Strife approaches the security guys and grabs the book: Fanning the Flames: My UCA Journey. When he approaches Nee, he waits for Nee to sign it. As he does, Strife opens his hood, and then speaks.*

Strife: Mind if I get one for ZSig too?

*Strife unleashes hell on Nee’s face with the pipe, sending Nee, the pile of books, and the table flying. Security attempts to stop him, only to get kneecapped for their troubles. Crowd members in line, store cashiers, and other workers flee the store, but not before calling the cops. Nee gets pummeled back and forth with shots to his face, until his nose and orbital bones are broken. Nee stumbles trying to get away, but Strife throws the table onto Nee’s legs so he can’t get away. Strife spots an 8-9 foot tall aisle full of books in line with Nee’s body. Strife goes to the other side, musters his strength, and begins shaking and toppling the aisle. Many of the books fall onto Nee’s body as he tries to squirm away, and then…the entire aisle falls on top of Nee. He’s pinned under mass amounts of debris. Sirens and alarms are going over all over the place.

Nee’s hand is sticking out the destroyed pile, and Strife steps on it, before taking one of the signed books*

I hope ZSig likes my gift. Even if he doesn’t, this trip was still worth it.

*Cops start swarming the place, but by then, Strife was long gone. Paramedics rush the scene, and Nee is left in a heap of broken bones and blood*
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Chris/Tom Bombadil
Apollo/Machete
Wrestler 3
DP
Boko
GTM
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So next week is Ruin

And once again the XIII ROCKS LW TITLE OPEN CHALLENGE is going to be a thing!

PM Tom for a title shot!
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*in complete shock at the events that occurred on the UCA Titan Tron as the crowd stands in silence. Zero Signal slowly leaves the ring and walks up the ramp and out of sight. As he heads towards the parking area...*

UCA Interviewer: "Zero, could I get a word from you on what just happened?"

*Zero, not even bothering to raise his voice like he normally would, replies...*

Zero: "...in my career with the UCA, that's lasted off and on for roughly 10 years... all of my feuds over the heavyweight title had slight hints of animosity, but all of that was kept in the ring. Icehawk, TimJab, Sir Chris, Dante, Lopen, Nee, Maniac, Korayashi, Steiner, Solio, Eddv, Eaed, XIII, Sultan, and DpOblivion... I went to war with all of those guys and but when we left the ring, that was the end of it. No one dared to make things personal until I chose to challenge Strife."

UCA Interviewer: "You mean King Str-"

Zero: *snatches mic* "No man... who does something like that... is truly a king. Strife chose his actions, now he has to live with the consequences that await him at Throwback." *walks away*

UCA Interviewer: "Where are you going? There's still plenty of action left here tonight on Ruin."

Zero: "I'm going to find whatever hospital Nee is at. And when I'm done visiting him, I'm training for Throwback. When Throwback ends, the UCA won't know me as the man formerly known as Raven. They'll know me as the man who dethroned the King."

*walks to his car and drives away*
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Chris/Tom
CPU/Shad
Wrestler 2
Luster
Stifled
David
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For whoever does the results, Stevie is 3. Maniac is 2. Boko is 1.
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Working on it now
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