Poll of the Day > Of the last 10 presidents - who would win in a fist fight

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Ogurisama
08/06/17 6:45:54 PM
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At their peak health/fitness










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Zeus
08/06/17 7:13:43 PM
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Just by body type, either Trump, Ford, or LBJ. I voted Trump, but it might actually be Ford.

Obama at his peak was scrawny, same for GWB and Carter.
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Syntheticon
08/06/17 9:44:35 PM
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Nixon. He was a mean, angry guy and that makes for the sort of fighter that won't quit until they're pulp.
Honorable mentions: Clinton and Obama for general athleticism and Dubya for size and reach, those 4 would have made a fantastic fight club.
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SkynyrdRocker
08/06/17 10:16:06 PM
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Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.
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Sarcasthma
08/06/17 10:17:36 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.

Little? He's 6'1".
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TheNeckbeard
08/06/17 10:18:07 PM
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Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.
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SkynyrdRocker
08/06/17 10:18:11 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.

Little? He's 6'1".

Muscles, yo. Did you see that video of him working out? It was embarrassing.
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Sarcasthma
08/06/17 10:24:35 PM
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SkynyrdRocker posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.

Little? He's 6'1".

Muscles, yo. Did you see that video of him working out? It was embarrassing.

Oh, so he isn't little; he's just not muscular.
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SkynyrdRocker
08/06/17 10:31:17 PM
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That's what I mean by little though
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Sarcasthma
08/06/17 10:35:30 PM
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So he's a tall little guy. :p
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WhiskeyDisk
08/06/17 10:49:12 PM
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I'm gonna go against the grain here and say GHWB. After all he was formerly also a director of the CIA. They fight dirty.
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SushiSquid
08/06/17 10:51:14 PM
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I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.

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Syntheticon
08/06/17 11:08:38 PM
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TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.

Didn't know that, he's probably a safe bet then.
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yutterh
08/06/17 11:09:36 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
I'm gonna go against the grain here and say GHWB. After all he was formerly also a director of the CIA. They fight dirty.

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HelIWithoutSin
08/06/17 11:11:25 PM
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SushiSquid posted...
I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.


He would get a note from his doctor saying he can't fight because of bone spurs in his foot.
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ssj4supervegeta
08/06/17 11:26:58 PM
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i'd guess clinton. obama seemed like he was in good shape too. but meh.
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Kyuubi4269
08/06/17 11:30:46 PM
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Barack from an age/fitness perspective, I think he'd have the energy to fight smart.
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Syntheticon
08/06/17 11:35:49 PM
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HelIWithoutSin posted...
SushiSquid posted...
I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.


He would get a note from his doctor saying he can't fight because of bone spurs in his foot.

And then declare himself the winner somehow lol
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Rasmoh
08/06/17 11:48:45 PM
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Reagan smash, duh.
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myghostisdead
08/07/17 12:32:04 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.

Didn't know that, he's probably a safe bet then.

I guess I'll go with him too but all I remember was him being made fun of for being so clumsy.
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argonautweakend
08/07/17 1:01:30 AM
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http://www.pcgscoinfacts.com/UserImages/02828047o.jpg

i dont care about last ten, its this gorilla like man
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darkknight109
08/07/17 2:05:22 AM
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Surprised there's some people actually thinking Trump would win this.

Dude's in his 70s and he's overweight - that's a really bad combination for getting in a fight.
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Sarcasthma
08/07/17 2:07:06 AM
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darkknight109 posted...
Surprised there's some people actually thinking Trump would win this.

Dude's in his 70s and he's overweight - that's a really bad combination for getting in a fight.

Well, the poll does mention they're all fighting at their peak levels of health.
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Zeus
08/07/17 2:14:10 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.

Little? He's 6'1".

Muscles, yo. Did you see that video of him working out? It was embarrassing.

Oh, so he isn't little; he's just not muscular.


No, he's little. Little can refer to a lack of width as well as height. And, honestly, out of all of the last 10, Obama would probably rank dead last... well, maybe about Carter.

SushiSquid posted...
I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.

I say Ford would win in a fight.


I laugh at people who post without fucking reading the topic:
At their peak health/fitness

If we were looking at their current health, almost half of them would automatically lose on account of being dead.

More importantly, Trump today could still easily beat Obama and, if anything is ridiculous, it's that Obama is somehow leading despite being a tiny guy.

oZE7OSK

Even standing sideways, Trump makes Obama look like a child. Obama has an absurdly narrow shoulderspan for a so-called man. Even Michelle has a broader shoulderspan and, in all likelihood, bigger muscles.

TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.


tbh, Ford is looking better and better then. He certainly looks tough in his younger photos.
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Smarkil
08/07/17 2:34:59 AM
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Ford was a football player through college where he won MVP. He was offered NFL deals by multiple teams. He then was a boxing coach.

I don't think anyone on that list comes close.
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Sarcasthma
08/07/17 3:03:29 AM
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Zeus posted...
No, he's little. Little can refer to a lack of width as well as height.

So he's a small, tall guy.
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Conner4REAL
08/07/17 3:16:54 AM
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Dubya-

1- he chilled w Harold and kumar. And;

Most importantly

2- he's gonna be on a Coke rage. He'll be robocop level strong.
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Conner4REAL
08/07/17 3:21:43 AM
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Dubya is a genius.

To kumar Patel- whenquestioned about weed.

"You like giving hand jobs"- dubya
"No"- kumar

"You like getting handjobs"
"Yeah" (smile on face)- kumar

"Well that makes you a damn hypocritociser too".

Dubya wins this one hands down. I wasn't a fan as president but objectively he wins.
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SushiSquid
08/07/17 8:12:10 AM
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Zeus posted...
SushiSquid posted...
I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.

I say Ford would win in a fight.


I laugh at people who post without fucking reading the topic:
At their peak health/fitness
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Lightning Bolt
08/07/17 8:54:55 AM
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Zeus posted...
I laugh at people who post without fucking reading the topic:
At their peak health/fitness

To be fair, it's not in the topic. He hid it in that part of the poll people stick things in when they do trap polls. Duckbear does it a lot, asking a different question in the topic title than in the unnecessarily required poll text field.

I voted Obama because of age, and I don't take it back.
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afrodude77
08/07/17 9:01:52 AM
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Ford
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DrPrimemaster
08/07/17 9:04:28 AM
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http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/bal-sp.ford28dec28-story.html

In fact, Ford was one of the nation's fittest and most athletic presidents.

Ford, who died at 93 on Tuesday, played center and linebacker on the University of Michigan football team, where he was a three-year letter winner. His teams enjoyed consecutive undefeated, national championship seasons in 1932 and 1933. He was the Wolverines' most valuable player in 1934 and, on Jan. 1, 1935, he played in a college all-star game known today as the East West Shrine Game.

Michigan later retired Ford's No. 48 jersey.


After graduating from Michigan, Ford turned down offers from the Detroit Lions and the Green Bay Packers to play in the NFL, said Don Holloway, curator of Ford's presidential museum in Grand Rapids.

Instead, Ford went to Yale to become an assistant football and boxing coach, with the hope that it would help him get accepted into Yale Law School. His coaching duties delayed his acceptance until spring 1938.

In April 1942, Ford joined the U.S. Naval Reserve as an ensign and soon became a physical-fitness instructor at a preflight school in Chapel Hill, N.C. A year later, when he began service aboard the aircraft carrier USS Monterey, his first assignment was as athletic director and gunnery division officer.

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Blaqthourne
08/07/17 9:04:29 AM
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Even though he fell down a lot, I'm going with Ford.

Lightning Bolt posted...
To be fair, it's not in the topic. He hid it in that part of the poll people stick things in when they do trap polls.

Even without it, what would be the other option? As they are right now? Meaning about half would be dead?
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pionear
08/07/17 9:26:24 AM
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Zeus posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Obama is a little guy. Let's be honest, most of this board could take him in a fight.

Little? He's 6'1".

Muscles, yo. Did you see that video of him working out? It was embarrassing.

Oh, so he isn't little; he's just not muscular.


No, he's little. Little can refer to a lack of width as well as height. And, honestly, out of all of the last 10, Obama would probably rank dead last... well, maybe about Carter.

SushiSquid posted...
I laugh at all of the Trump votes. He's our second fattest President ever. Dude doesn't even go upstairs at the White House and mostly watches TV all day. Sure, we're going by peak fitness, but he's never been fit.

I say Ford would win in a fight.


I laugh at people who post without fucking reading the topic:
At their peak health/fitness

If we were looking at their current health, almost half of them would automatically lose on account of being dead.

More importantly, Trump today could still easily beat Obama and, if anything is ridiculous, it's that Obama is somehow leading despite being a tiny guy.

oZE7OSK

Even standing sideways, Trump makes Obama look like a child. Obama has an absurdly narrow shoulderspan for a so-called man. Even Michelle has a broader shoulderspan and, in all likelihood, bigger muscles.

TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.


tbh, Ford is looking better and better then. He certainly looks tough in his younger photos.

What? Obama is at least an inch/1/2 inch taller than Trump. He is just a bean pole; lean and slender...not by any means 'little'.
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ColeslawIsBad
08/07/17 9:56:57 AM
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Remember when bush dodged that shoe? You dont want those problems lol
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Lightning Bolt
08/07/17 10:09:44 AM
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Blaqthourne posted...
Lightning Bolt posted...
To be fair, it's not in the topic. He hid it in that part of the poll people stick things in when they do trap polls.

Even without it, what would be the other option?

Their age when they were president, obviously. It's the most sensible way to ask the question.

I also thought Obama was younger than he was. huh, weird
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SkynyrdRocker
08/07/17 10:07:42 PM
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Ford seems like the correct choice
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KStateKing17
08/07/17 10:43:55 PM
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I'd say Ford or GWB
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Nomak-54
08/07/17 10:48:06 PM
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TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.


I thought he was a football player but same thing I guess
Definitely Ford
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Blaqthourne
08/07/17 10:51:30 PM
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Nomak-54 posted...
TheNeckbeard posted...
Ford was a Boxing coach... so yeah.. I go with Ford.


I thought he was a football player but same thing I guess
Definitely Ford

He was both. Center for the UofMichigan, boxing coach at Yale.
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