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Tom Bombadil
07/28/17 7:41:56 PM
#1:


Currently leaving for the theater because wifebolo and I are memetrash
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Altimadark
07/28/17 7:43:53 PM
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I heard on Twitter that it certainly is a movie.

I also heard the best part is after the trailers, but before the opening credits.
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Obellisk
07/28/17 7:44:17 PM
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Let me know if it's appropriate for the kids.
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SupremeZero
07/28/17 7:45:34 PM
#4:


On the plus side, it's RT score isn't 0 anymore.

Now it's up to 3 whole percent!
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Bane_Of_Despair
07/28/17 7:46:27 PM
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SupremeZero posted...
On the plus side, it's RT score isn't 0 anymore.

Now it's up to 3 whole percent!

I'm actually pretty upset about that


If it's gonna be trash fuckin commit to it don't bitch out
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OlDirtyNumbers
07/28/17 7:47:02 PM
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https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1061/1924/files/Sad_Face_Emoji.png?9898922749706957214
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PrinceKaro
07/28/17 7:50:44 PM
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Keep in mind that its average rating is 2.1 out of 10

2.1

A movie rated so bad that Alpha and Omega has literally TWICE the average rating
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Grand Kirby
07/28/17 8:51:46 PM
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I sometimes secretly wonder if this movie was some kind of "Springtime for Hitler" plot. Literally no one I knew thought this would be good, including the people who liked emojis.
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07/28/17 8:53:51 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
SupremeZero posted...
On the plus side, it's RT score isn't 0 anymore.

Now it's up to 3 whole percent!

I'm actually pretty upset about that


If it's gonna be trash fuckin commit to it don't bitch out

I've actually seen the post that got it to 3%, people found it.
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Paratroopa1
07/28/17 8:55:25 PM
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It's up to 6% on RT, wow
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Asagi_Igawa
07/28/17 8:56:41 PM
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So are the reviews that are certified fresh glowing, or just good?
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Obellisk
07/28/17 9:00:24 PM
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So it's a cartoon that my kids won't get and I'll hate watching but it's something they will think they like?
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Paratroopa1
07/28/17 9:14:34 PM
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The two fresh reviews I see are barely even positive at all
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Asagi_Igawa
07/28/17 9:18:58 PM
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Welp that settles that
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Tom Bombadil
07/28/17 10:19:24 PM
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Obellisk posted...
Let me know if it's appropriate for the kids.


I wouldn't take the SUPER little kids (I forget how old yours are) because there are some chase scenes and scary robots. Everything else is either super clean or will go over their heads.

Obellisk posted...
So it's a cartoon that my kids won't get and I'll hate watching but it's something they will think they like?


.....that about sums it up yes!

Altimadark posted...
I also heard the best part is after the trailers, but before the opening credits.


I think I'd actually take the main movie over the short?

It did have some legit funny moments, to be perfectly fair. Not many, but some. And most of the rest was so bad it was good. Wifebolo cracked up at some parts that weren't actually supposed to be funny.
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Dark Young Link
07/28/17 10:21:53 PM
#16:


How much did you get paid to watch this movie?


...Or did someone send you a threatening picture of your loved ones?
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NFUN
07/28/17 10:25:07 PM
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Dark Young Link posted...
How much did you get paid to watch this movie?


...Or did someone send you a threatening picture of your loved ones?

Alternatively, why do you hate America?
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MoogleKupo141
07/28/17 10:29:13 PM
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Asagi_Igawa posted...
So are the reviews that are certified fresh glowing, or just good?


one was a 3/5 and one is in Spanish so it doesn't count
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XIII_rocks
07/28/17 11:20:40 PM
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RT's critical consensus just being the "warning" emoji is 10/10 work though. I thought it was a glitch or something at first
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PrivateBiscuit1
07/28/17 11:21:54 PM
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I hear it's more blatant advertisement than actual movie.
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SupremeZero
07/28/17 11:23:45 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I hear it's more blatant advertisement than actual movie.

... for what? Emojis?
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PhoenixFey
07/28/17 11:25:06 PM
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I hear it's more blatant advertisement than actual movie.


I thought emojis were free?
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Obellisk
07/28/17 11:25:25 PM
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SupremeZero posted...
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I hear it's more blatant advertisement than actual movie.

... for what? Emojis?


Candy crush?
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Grand Kirby
07/28/17 11:26:02 PM
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They're's supposed to be this big Snapchat sequence in the movie because one of the executives at Sony founded Snapchat or something.
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Grand Kirby
07/28/17 11:28:02 PM
#25:


Also it's kind of funny that SPA is going to go from this to a story about Jesus in their next animated movie.
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PrivateBiscuit1
07/28/17 11:30:01 PM
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SupremeZero posted...
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
I hear it's more blatant advertisement than actual movie.

... for what? Emojis?

There's a Just Dance game that just came out on mobile that gets a ton of featuring and literally scenes dedicated to it for seemingly no reason but to say "Play this game." This is just what I've heard because there's no way I'm seeing this movie, obviously.
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Mr Lasastryke
07/29/17 8:02:32 AM
#27:


#30 on IMDb's bottom 100 right now!
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Tom Bombadil
07/29/17 8:39:37 AM
#28:


Yeah, Candy Crush and Just Dance get pretty big plugs, and a bit for Dropbox and Spotify as well.
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SupremeZero
07/29/17 8:43:24 AM
#29:


So it's an advertisement

For a collection of completely random things.

It's not even a movie advertising a thing, it's just a collage of product placement thrown together and turned into a movie for some reason.
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Tom Bombadil
07/29/17 9:13:13 AM
#30:


that's a bit harsher than I would go but not all that unfair either
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Mr Lasastryke
07/29/17 9:57:00 AM
#31:


wooow, the screen junkies thought it was mediocre.

i spent the last 2 hours looking for a youtube movie critic review that didn't completely trash it and i finally found one!
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Tom Bombadil
07/29/17 11:05:12 AM
#32:


honestly that was about my opinion

there were parts that were uninspired, parts that were bad enough to be funny, and a few actually good jokes sprinkled in there, for a net impression of "I don't hate myself for going but I will forget about this movie within a month"
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LapisLazuli
07/29/17 1:16:22 PM
#33:


What do think about the movie producers claim that this movie has a strong feminist message?
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GTM
07/29/17 1:23:50 PM
#34:


Oh hi mark
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NFUN
07/29/17 1:24:27 PM
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GTM posted...
Oh hi mark

how fucking dare you
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MysticBrohan
07/29/17 1:26:38 PM
#36:


i thought it was hilarious tbh
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Tom Bombadil
07/29/17 1:32:53 PM
#37:


LapisLazuli posted...
What do think about the movie producers claim that this movie has a strong feminist message?


They included some feminism but it felt kinda ham-fisted and I personally thought the ending followed through on it poorly
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Grand Kirby
07/29/17 1:58:50 PM
#38:


I wonder if this movie will kill emojis. Like people will be too embarrassed to use them anymore because of the association with this movie.
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07/29/17 3:52:10 PM
#39:


Grand Kirby posted...
I wonder if this movie will kill emojis. Like people will be too embarrassed to use them anymore because of the association with this movie.

That would require modern society telling people to feel embarrassed about anything ever.
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