Board 8 > My student asked me out today.

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gearofages
07/26/17 9:47:11 PM
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First of all, it's a remedial college grammar course, and she's in her twenties. She's a solid seven, but I told her I was too busy. It's a nice feeling though. It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister. I was a child then and didn't know better, so I don't think that counts.
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07/26/17 9:47:57 PM
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I think most colleges would fire a member of the faculty who dates a student.
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scarletspeed7
07/26/17 9:48:18 PM
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nice
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greengravy294
07/26/17 9:49:47 PM
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arent you the dude that messaged 1000 people on tinder
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gearofages
07/26/17 9:51:16 PM
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I think most colleges would fire a member of the faculty who dates a student.


She's officially not my student as of today. That's why she asked me. There's no policy at my school outside of that, as far as I know.
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gearofages
07/26/17 9:51:46 PM
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greengravy294 posted...
arent you the dude that messaged 1000 people on tinder


Lol. No. It was at least 10,000.
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07/26/17 9:55:56 PM
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gearofages posted...
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I think most colleges would fire a member of the faculty who dates a student.


She's officially not my student as of today. That's why she asked me. There's no policy at my school outside of that, as far as I know.

Ah okay. I used to work for my college as an instructor, and halfway through they brought in all the student instructors and were like "okay we're adding a million new rules for how to interact with your students when alone, and they start with try not to be alone with them."
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neonreaper
07/26/17 9:57:00 PM
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Pics
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gearofages
07/26/17 9:58:37 PM
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neonreaper posted...
Pics


I've looked. Apparently there aren't any in the usual places.

And before anyone jokes about it, she's taking a grammar course because she's learning her third language.
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Pokewars
07/26/17 9:59:49 PM
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gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister. I was a child then and didn't know better,



Whoa whoa, let's not bury the lead here. We need more info on this tbh.
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MajinZidane
07/26/17 10:07:35 PM
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Also why not take her out on a date



And take a pic to show us
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NFUN
07/26/17 10:09:13 PM
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Is this Persona or something?

Pokewars posted...
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister. I was a child then and didn't know better,



Whoa whoa, let's not bury the lead here. We need more info on this tbh.

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foolm0r0n
07/26/17 10:09:28 PM
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hold on
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister

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NFUN
07/26/17 10:10:23 PM
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foolm0r0n posted...
hold on
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister

gearofages posted...
I was a child then and didn't know better, so I don't think that counts.

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EndOfDiscOne
07/26/17 10:14:31 PM
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Tag
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Punnyz
07/26/17 11:01:36 PM
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Peridiam
07/26/17 11:07:38 PM
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Is the first post just worded weirdly? I'm trying to make sense of it without it getting weird.

Otherwise... wut
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Solioxrz362
07/26/17 11:23:47 PM
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gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister. I was a child then and didn't know better, so I don't think that counts.

SisLovesMe

yikes
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ChaosTonyV4
07/26/17 11:53:47 PM
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Tag for 500 topic
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tazzyboyishere
07/26/17 11:55:18 PM
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Are you a hentai protag?
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Forceful_Dragon
07/27/17 12:45:33 AM
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Im pretty sure the lede burying was intentional. Lets not bite.
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Corrik
07/27/17 2:42:00 AM
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foolm0r0n posted...
hold on
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister

This is exactly where I was after the first read. Like wtf

And nfun trying to say its okay because he was a child makes no more sense of it.

Either there is some fucked up shit going on in this dudes life or he shouldn't be teaching a grammar class.
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MrZAP17
07/27/17 2:54:01 AM
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Corrik posted...
foolm0r0n posted...
hold on
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister

This is exactly where I was after the first read. Like wtf

And nfun trying to say its okay because he was a child makes no more sense of it.

Either there is some fucked up shit going on in this dudes life or he shouldn't be teaching a grammar class.

Maybe it isn't English grammar? But yeah it's worded really weirdly.
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Berating
07/27/17 3:41:21 AM
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gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister.


i need more information
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Theo72
07/27/17 4:01:33 AM
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gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister.


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NBIceman
07/27/17 4:11:19 AM
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gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister.

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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/27/17 5:05:42 AM
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Someone wants an easy A
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trdl23
07/27/17 7:34:28 AM
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...
Tag for 500 topic

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SantaRPidgey
07/27/17 8:53:59 AM
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Guys his sister prb asked him out when they were kids.

Not that weird.
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Bane_Of_Despair
07/27/17 8:55:10 AM
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I noticed the sister part too when I first read but gave a chuckle and chalked it up to poor wording. If there's anything more to it, especially from this guy of all people, that would be phenomenal
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VeryInsane
07/27/17 8:57:35 AM
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gearofages is a dude
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Aecioo
07/27/17 9:17:41 AM
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He obviously wants us to ask about the sister thing.

And it worked. More deets
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HotDogButts
07/27/17 10:08:29 AM
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He said he didn't know any better, obv he turned her down.
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neonreaper
07/27/17 11:07:08 AM
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How old is sister now / current pics
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trdl23
07/27/17 11:26:19 AM
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neonreaper posted...
How old is sister now / current pics

y/o
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whoa
07/27/17 11:30:50 AM
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Pokewars posted...
gearofages posted...
It's the first time I've ever been approached by any girl except for my sister. I was a child then and didn't know better,



Whoa whoa, let's not bury the lead here. We need more info on this tbh.


didn't bury SHit
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Jeff Zero
07/27/17 11:31:37 AM
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Corrik
07/27/17 11:50:25 AM
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I just wanna know how 5 ppl read that and responded normally to the post as if that was normal.
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foolm0r0n
07/27/17 11:54:44 AM
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neonreaper posted...
How old is sister now / current pics

12
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mnkboy907
07/27/17 12:28:19 PM
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Corrik posted...
I just wanna know how 5 ppl read that and responded normally to the post as if that was normal.

I've seen other gearofages topics so I didn't really think anything of it.
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Llarian
07/27/17 1:44:20 PM
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gearofages posted...
She's a solid seven


Do us all a favor and don't date, ever.
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gearofages
07/27/17 1:52:00 PM
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There is a complication. After doing some research, I found that she's married to a 50-year-old doctor. Neither of them have public social media accounts, so this took some work.
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Gatarix
07/27/17 1:53:03 PM
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gearofages posted...
There is a complication. After doing some research, I found that she's married to a 50-year-old doctor. Neither of them have public social media accounts, so this took some work.

Llarian posted...
Do us all a favor and don't date, ever.

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Bane_Of_Despair
07/27/17 1:53:19 PM
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Go on and be the homewrecker we all know you can be
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STElNER
07/27/17 1:56:52 PM
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date her immediately
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Llarian
07/27/17 2:00:45 PM
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Gatarix posted...
gearofages posted...
There is a complication. After doing some research, I found that she's married to a 50-year-old doctor. Neither of them have public social media accounts, so this took some work.

Llarian posted...
Do us all a favor and don't date, ever.

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gearofages
07/27/17 2:17:39 PM
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Llarian posted...
Gatarix posted...
gearofages posted...
There is a complication. After doing some research, I found that she's married to a 50-year-old doctor. Neither of them have public social media accounts, so this took some work.

Llarian posted...
Do us all a favor and don't date, ever.


It is a little weird talking to a girl for the first time and trying not to mention anything acquired in the research phase.

"Hi."
"Hi. Did your cousin Lisa ever go back to therapy? I know 2013 was a tough year for her."
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MrZAP17
07/27/17 6:48:47 PM
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Just stop. Stop everything.
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