Board 8 > Girl invited me over to repair her tv at 1 am.

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foolm0r0n
07/07/17 9:34:36 PM
#101:


I love reading cringe... when it's between strangers. Non-participatory cringe. Somehow this topic feels like when your uncle starts talking about eating out an Italian hooker at the Thanksgiving table.
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DoomTheGyarados
07/07/17 9:35:13 PM
#102:


hahahahaha
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Dark Young Link
07/07/17 9:42:55 PM
#103:


foolm0r0n posted...
Somehow this topic feels like when your uncle starts talking about eating out an Italian hooker at the Thanksgiving table.


Is that jut a random awkward situation you thought up?

Or are you speaking from person experience?
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HaRRicH
07/07/17 9:48:36 PM
#104:


foolm0r0n posted...
HaRRicH posted...
It's all humor anyway

There is an immeasurable difference between yo's sex stories and chris's


Temple-rankings. It's Temple-rankings, isn't it?
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Not_an_Owl
07/07/17 9:50:59 PM
#105:


who the fuck eats out a hooker anyway

wouldn't one be more likely to be receiving oral than giving if they hire a hooker
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ZaziGuado
07/07/17 9:52:58 PM
#106:


Did you use the condoms?
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scarletspeed7
07/07/17 9:57:36 PM
#107:


DoomTheGyarados posted...
Maybe after I retool it so that it is WAIFU LEVELS of cringe. Can't get in that deadzone. You guys deserve better.

See, you try. And that makes you better than the plebs.
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Wanglicious
07/07/17 10:01:31 PM
#108:


DoomTheGyarados posted...
If it makes you feel better I had Yo's post in my mind when writing


so you're saying that when you think of times you're having sex, you think of Yo.
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DoomTheGyarados
07/07/17 10:02:02 PM
#109:


Yes. Yo is amazing.
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redrocket_pub
07/07/17 10:05:52 PM
#110:


This topic barely even pings my cringe radar I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about.
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Menji
07/07/17 10:06:18 PM
#111:


It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos.
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woodman
07/07/17 10:07:17 PM
#112:


Menji posted...
It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos.

A few days ago there was Harrich's story about crushing a kid's ball and forcing him to get a prosthetic.
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Wanglicious
07/07/17 10:08:26 PM
#113:


yeah, harrich is the original Alec.
only he actually collects on his testicles.
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HaRRicH
07/07/17 10:08:44 PM
#114:


Menji posted...
It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos.


Womp womp (thanks woodman).
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Menji
07/07/17 10:17:59 PM
#115:


oh shit that was a good one too! It's been a good week.
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DoomtheGrav
07/07/17 10:23:23 PM
#116:


ARE you my alt??? I forget
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ExThaNemesis
07/07/17 10:34:30 PM
#117:


Corrik my dude you have no business telling anyone else they're being cringey.

I guess I just know Chris better than most of you so I'm more rooting for him than trying to be critical of everything.
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HanOfTheNekos
07/07/17 10:36:26 PM
#118:


ExThaNemesis posted...
Corrik my dude you have no business telling anyone else they're being cringey.

I guess I just know Chris better than most of you so I'm more rooting for him than trying to be critical of everything.



No shit.

It's been a rough couple months for me, and nothing makes me happier than seeing my buddy Chris do well.
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scarletspeed7
07/07/17 10:37:57 PM
#119:


Chris WAS the greatest Board 8 user based on literary criteria.
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foolm0r0n
07/07/17 10:52:40 PM
#120:


redrocket_pub posted...
This topic barely even pings my cringe radar I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about.

did you read the part about choking and "that's a really valid point"
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redrocket_pub
07/07/17 10:55:01 PM
#121:


Not sure why choking is cringe at all, honest.

That joke was a bit cringe sure, but that's not nearly enough to drag the whole story down
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DoomTheGyarados
07/07/17 10:56:07 PM
#122:


Wow wow wow hold on.

Choking is cringe? Sure my writing I get but choking is great.
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foolm0r0n
07/07/17 10:56:39 PM
#123:


None of the events are cringe, just the writing. How hard is this to understand?
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DoomTheGyarados
07/07/17 10:57:16 PM
#124:


Very. Maybe you should write it better.
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Lopen
07/07/17 10:58:52 PM
#125:


Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go
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scarletspeed7
07/07/17 10:59:18 PM
#126:


I really don't think I want foolmo writing Chris' sexual escapades. That's gotta be the actual height of cringe. Well, actually Hardcore_Adult writing anything might top it, but it would be close.
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DoomTheGyarados
07/07/17 11:00:37 PM
#127:


This topic has made me laugh so much. I am so glad I made it.

Just wait until the sequel tonight.
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redrocket_pub
07/07/17 11:03:42 PM
#128:


DoomTheGyarados posted...
Just wait until the sequel tonight.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY

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Dark Young Link
07/07/17 11:04:26 PM
#129:


Stop kinkshaming foolmo!
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ExThaNemesis
07/07/17 11:05:28 PM
#130:


foolmo admitting that he's never been with a girl that likes getting choked
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HanOfTheNekos
07/07/17 11:32:21 PM
#131:


ExThaNemesis posted...
foolmo admitting that he's never been with a girl that likes getting choked


foolmo's never been with a girl?
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Wanglicious
07/07/17 11:40:15 PM
#132:


Lopen posted...
Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go


"I have an idea," she said as she pulled out her bag. As she rustled inside Chris sat confused - he had the condoms and the remote was on the table. What was she looking for? Yet as she pulled out a blue hat, Chris' eyes widened. He finally found her. The one woman who knew his deepest desire. Leaping off the couch he reached underneath it and pulled out a mask. As he looked up he saw her putting on the last of her outfit: A custom made Gyarados suit with the chest cut open, tied around the stomach, and torso completely open. As he looked at this specimen, he put the mask on, shut his eyes for a second, and stood up.

"None may touch Doom but that he wishes it."
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ClyTheCool
07/08/17 1:13:07 AM
#134:


Congrats on the sex
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woodman
07/08/17 1:42:40 AM
#135:


Wanglicious posted...
Lopen posted...
Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go


"I have an idea," she said as she pulled out her bag. As she rustled inside Chris sat confused - he had the condoms and the remote was on the table. What was she looking for? Yet as she pulled out a blue hat, Chris' eyes widened. He finally found her. The one woman who knew his deepest desire. Leaping off the couch he reached underneath it and pulled out a mask. As he looked up he saw her putting on the last of her outfit: A custom made Gyarados suit with the chest cut open, tied around the stomach, and torso completely open. As he looked at this specimen, he put the mask on, shut his eyes for a second, and stood up.

"None may touch Doom but that he wishes it."

ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
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DoomTheGyarados
07/08/17 1:43:49 AM
#136:


I am never going back to my non-sex having ways of the past.
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MoreRpgs
07/08/17 1:44:10 AM
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ClyTheCool
07/08/17 1:50:15 AM
#138:


It was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
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MZero11
07/08/17 1:56:16 AM
#139:


foolm0r0n posted...
HaRRicH posted...
It's all humor anyway

There is an immeasurable difference between yo's sex stories and chris's


let's be fair though no one can compare to yo
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DoomTheGyarados
07/08/17 2:13:17 AM
#140:


We are watching Wayne's World. Great film.
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Pokalicious
07/08/17 2:28:53 AM
#141:


oh man what happened to this topic

chris i am happy you got the sex. i assume it was first time?
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DoomTheGyarados
07/08/17 2:38:29 AM
#142:


Yup. I had done more sexual stuff earlier this year but this assured that I wasn't going to be the 30 year old virgin.

Then we did it again tonight.

Need to hit the gym more, wore my body out before the little guy lmao.
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Corrik
07/08/17 2:43:17 AM
#143:


You aren't gonna do the instantly fall in love with the first girl you have sex with are you?
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DoomTheGyarados
07/08/17 2:44:40 AM
#144:


Nope, just a fwb situation
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Dark Young Link
07/08/17 3:46:04 AM
#145:


Wanglicious posted...
Lopen posted...
Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go


"I have an idea," she said as she pulled out her bag. As she rustled inside Chris sat confused - he had the condoms and the remote was on the table. What was she looking for? Yet as she pulled out a blue hat, Chris' eyes widened. He finally found her. The one woman who knew his deepest desire. Leaping off the couch he reached underneath it and pulled out a mask. As he looked up he saw her putting on the last of her outfit: A custom made Gyarados suit with the chest cut open, tied around the stomach, and torso completely open. As he looked at this specimen, he put the mask on, shut his eyes for a second, and stood up.

"None may touch Doom but that he wishes it."



10/10
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DoomTheGyarados
07/08/17 3:49:48 AM
#146:


I just read that. I am dead haha.
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redrocket_pub
07/08/17 10:10:29 AM
#147:


How old is she?
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Bane_Of_Despair
07/08/17 10:21:45 AM
#148:


OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH


I did not know you were a virgin, this topic makes a lot more sense now. Very well.
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foolm0r0n
07/08/17 10:28:27 AM
#149:


redrocket_pub posted...
How old is she?

14
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GTM
07/08/17 10:36:10 AM
#150:


somewhere over on girlfaqs she is writing the same story
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CaptainOfCrush
07/08/17 10:43:18 PM
#151:


Great great story and great topic! I didn't know that dirty pen pal reddits existed, though I guess I should be more surprised that you actually managed to meet a girl on there.
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