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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 9:34:36 PM #101: |
I love reading cringe... when it's between strangers. Non-participatory cringe. Somehow this topic feels like when your uncle starts talking about eating out an Italian hooker at the Thanksgiving table.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 9:35:13 PM #102: |
hahahahaha
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Dark Young Link 07/07/17 9:42:55 PM #103: |
foolm0r0n posted...
Somehow this topic feels like when your uncle starts talking about eating out an Italian hooker at the Thanksgiving table. Is that jut a random awkward situation you thought up? Or are you speaking from person experience? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 07/07/17 9:48:36 PM #104: |
foolm0r0n posted...
HaRRicH posted...It's all humor anyway Temple-rankings. It's Temple-rankings, isn't it? --- GameFlux: Unofficial GameFAQs board browser ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Not_an_Owl 07/07/17 9:50:59 PM #105: |
who the fuck eats out a hooker anyway
wouldn't one be more likely to be receiving oral than giving if they hire a hooker --- Besides, marijuana is far more harmful than steroids. - BlitzBomb I headbang to Bruckner. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZaziGuado 07/07/17 9:52:58 PM #106: |
Did you use the condoms?
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scarletspeed7 07/07/17 9:57:36 PM #107: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Maybe after I retool it so that it is WAIFU LEVELS of cringe. Can't get in that deadzone. You guys deserve better. See, you try. And that makes you better than the plebs. --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 10:01:31 PM #108: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
If it makes you feel better I had Yo's post in my mind when writing so you're saying that when you think of times you're having sex, you think of Yo. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 10:02:02 PM #109: |
Yes. Yo is amazing.
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redrocket_pub 07/07/17 10:05:52 PM #110: |
This topic barely even pings my cringe radar I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about.
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Menji 07/07/17 10:06:18 PM #111: |
It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos.
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woodman 07/07/17 10:07:17 PM #112: |
Menji posted...
It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos. A few days ago there was Harrich's story about crushing a kid's ball and forcing him to get a prosthetic. --- NFUN nice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 10:08:26 PM #113: |
yeah, harrich is the original Alec.
only he actually collects on his testicles. --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaRRicH 07/07/17 10:08:44 PM #114: |
Menji posted...
It's been awhile since we've had a good story here, kudos. Womp womp (thanks woodman). --- Brought to you by GameFlux Free GameFAQs app on Google Play! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Menji 07/07/17 10:17:59 PM #115: |
oh shit that was a good one too! It's been a good week.
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DoomtheGrav 07/07/17 10:23:23 PM #116: |
ARE you my alt??? I forget
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ExThaNemesis 07/07/17 10:34:30 PM #117: |
Corrik my dude you have no business telling anyone else they're being cringey.
I guess I just know Chris better than most of you so I'm more rooting for him than trying to be critical of everything. --- "undertale hangs out with mido" - ZFS Not changing this sig until CM Punk returns to the WWE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 07/07/17 10:36:26 PM #118: |
ExThaNemesis posted...
Corrik my dude you have no business telling anyone else they're being cringey. No shit. It's been a rough couple months for me, and nothing makes me happier than seeing my buddy Chris do well. --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 07/07/17 10:37:57 PM #119: |
Chris WAS the greatest Board 8 user based on literary criteria.
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 10:52:40 PM #120: |
redrocket_pub posted...
This topic barely even pings my cringe radar I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about. did you read the part about choking and "that's a really valid point" --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket_pub 07/07/17 10:55:01 PM #121: |
Not sure why choking is cringe at all, honest.
That joke was a bit cringe sure, but that's not nearly enough to drag the whole story down --- Blasting off ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 10:56:07 PM #122: |
Wow wow wow hold on.
Choking is cringe? Sure my writing I get but choking is great. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 07/07/17 10:56:39 PM #123: |
None of the events are cringe, just the writing. How hard is this to understand?
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 10:57:16 PM #124: |
Very. Maybe you should write it better.
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Lopen 07/07/17 10:58:52 PM #125: |
Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go
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scarletspeed7 07/07/17 10:59:18 PM #126: |
I really don't think I want foolmo writing Chris' sexual escapades. That's gotta be the actual height of cringe. Well, actually Hardcore_Adult writing anything might top it, but it would be close.
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DoomTheGyarados 07/07/17 11:00:37 PM #127: |
This topic has made me laugh so much. I am so glad I made it.
Just wait until the sequel tonight. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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redrocket_pub 07/07/17 11:03:42 PM #128: |
DoomTheGyarados posted...
Just wait until the sequel tonight. --- Blasting off ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 07/07/17 11:04:26 PM #129: |
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ExThaNemesis 07/07/17 11:05:28 PM #130: |
foolmo admitting that he's never been with a girl that likes getting choked
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HanOfTheNekos 07/07/17 11:32:21 PM #131: |
ExThaNemesis posted...
foolmo admitting that he's never been with a girl that likes getting choked foolmo's never been with a girl? --- "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wanglicious 07/07/17 11:40:15 PM #132: |
Lopen posted...
Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go "I have an idea," she said as she pulled out her bag. As she rustled inside Chris sat confused - he had the condoms and the remote was on the table. What was she looking for? Yet as she pulled out a blue hat, Chris' eyes widened. He finally found her. The one woman who knew his deepest desire. Leaping off the couch he reached underneath it and pulled out a mask. As he looked up he saw her putting on the last of her outfit: A custom made Gyarados suit with the chest cut open, tied around the stomach, and torso completely open. As he looked at this specimen, he put the mask on, shut his eyes for a second, and stood up. "None may touch Doom but that he wishes it." --- "Maybe it's a tentacle, molesting the planet itself. - Aschen Brodel. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClyTheCool 07/08/17 1:13:07 AM #134: |
Congrats on the sex
--- Cly at Work So more power to North Korea for this one. Good show. - MWC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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woodman 07/08/17 1:42:40 AM #135: |
Wanglicious posted...
Lopen posted...Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip --- NFUN nice ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/08/17 1:43:49 AM #136: |
I am never going back to my non-sex having ways of the past.
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MoreRpgs 07/08/17 1:44:10 AM #137: |
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ClyTheCool 07/08/17 1:50:15 AM #138: |
It was sure nice of her to let you do that thing
--- Cly at Work So more power to North Korea for this one. Good show. - MWC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 07/08/17 1:56:16 AM #139: |
foolm0r0n posted...
HaRRicH posted...It's all humor anyway let's be fair though no one can compare to yo --- MZero, to the extreme "2017 Guru champ BKSheikah is racist against cute Pokemon." - Luster ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/08/17 2:13:17 AM #140: |
We are watching Wayne's World. Great film.
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Pokalicious 07/08/17 2:28:53 AM #141: |
oh man what happened to this topic
chris i am happy you got the sex. i assume it was first time? --- ph33r teh masta~! Currently playing - Pokemon Sun ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/08/17 2:38:29 AM #142: |
Yup. I had done more sexual stuff earlier this year but this assured that I wasn't going to be the 30 year old virgin.
Then we did it again tonight. Need to hit the gym more, wore my body out before the little guy lmao. --- Sir Chris The Cult of Personality ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Corrik 07/08/17 2:43:17 AM #143: |
You aren't gonna do the instantly fall in love with the first girl you have sex with are you?
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DoomTheGyarados 07/08/17 2:44:40 AM #144: |
Nope, just a fwb situation
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Dark Young Link 07/08/17 3:46:04 AM #145: |
Wanglicious posted...
Lopen posted...Sir Chris sexual encounter fanfiction topic go 10/10 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DoomTheGyarados 07/08/17 3:49:48 AM #146: |
I just read that. I am dead haha.
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redrocket_pub 07/08/17 10:10:29 AM #147: |
How old is she?
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Bane_Of_Despair 07/08/17 10:21:45 AM #148: |
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
I did not know you were a virgin, this topic makes a lot more sense now. Very well. --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0r0n 07/08/17 10:28:27 AM #149: |
redrocket_pub posted...
How old is she? 14 --- _foolmo_ 2 + 2 = 4 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 07/08/17 10:36:10 AM #150: |
somewhere over on girlfaqs she is writing the same story
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CaptainOfCrush 07/08/17 10:43:18 PM #151: |
Great great story and great topic! I didn't know that dirty pen pal reddits existed, though I guess I should be more surprised that you actually managed to meet a girl on there.
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