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Fart_Tzar
04/05/17 4:10:16 PM
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I can't see myself owning a male dog. The red rocket kinda freaks me out.
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K181
04/05/17 4:10:38 PM
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Envy, gotcha.
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DestroyedDog
04/05/17 4:11:44 PM
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Did you have your female dogs spayed?
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Fart_Tzar
04/05/17 4:13:48 PM
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DestroyedDog posted...
Did you have your female dogs spayed?

Hell yeah
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DestroyedDog
04/05/17 4:14:20 PM
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Fart_Tzar posted...
DestroyedDog posted...
Did you have your female dogs spayed?

Hell yeah

Ahhhh... so bitches got stitches.
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nativengine
04/05/17 4:16:41 PM
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I've only ever had one male dog out of all the dogs I've had. Shit I have 3 females right now. 2 Rottweilers and a Puggle.
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FroMan
04/05/17 4:19:05 PM
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One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/05/17 4:21:02 PM
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FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.

Y not
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Giant_Aspirin
04/05/17 4:21:05 PM
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i've owned a boy dog for ~8 years now and he's never once shown me his lipstick

FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.


i rub his belly every day. his penis only covers a small portion of it, just pay attention.
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Fart_Tzar
04/05/17 4:21:08 PM
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DestroyedDog posted...
Fart_Tzar posted...
DestroyedDog posted...
Did you have your female dogs spayed?

Hell yeah

Ahhhh... so bitches got stitches.

To be fair, i've only had one as a puppy, the rest had been rescues, so they were already full grown/spayed.
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Fart_Tzar
04/05/17 4:23:53 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
i've owned a boy dog for ~8 years now and he's never once shown me his lipstick

FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.


i rub his belly every day. his penis only covers a small portion of it, just pay attention.


That aside, the floppy fur handle is triggering.

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Darthfluffy2
04/05/17 4:27:29 PM
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Ok guys seriously what the fuck. And this is coming me
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kingdrake2
04/05/17 4:27:36 PM
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FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.


my female dog doesn't like the belly rub, does like back petting, side or even neck.
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Doe
04/05/17 4:32:08 PM
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E32005
04/05/17 4:33:54 PM
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yeah my sis only has girls and they are pretty easy.

never known many people with male dogs.

i had a friend who had a male lab, i think, and it wasnt neutered. hooooly crap that dog was drama.
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ShinigamiSoul
04/05/17 4:34:01 PM
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Darthfluffy2 posted...
Ok guys seriously what the fuck. And this is coming me

Yeah you're into almost everything
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XmasPikachu
04/05/17 4:36:06 PM
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Fart_Tzar posted...
I can't see myself owning a male dog. The red rocket kinda freaks me out.


same here. I like to pick up my dogs and carry them on my arms (even when they're big and heavy), or give them belly rubs and whatnot. That is impossible with the dongle.
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XmasPikachu
04/05/17 4:37:11 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.

Y not


you end touching the dongle
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FroMan
04/05/17 6:22:22 PM
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XmasPikachu posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.

Y not


you end touching the dongle


Even if you don't touch it, you come too close to if for comfort. Rubbing a dog's belly should also be enjoyable for you too, that's impossible if I'm having to eyeball their doggie-D to make sure my hand doesn't make contact. It makes at least 40% of their belly off-limits.
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PiOverlord
04/05/17 6:25:44 PM
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I had a Male German Shepherd, passed away one year from tomorrow. Gave him belly rubs many times.
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Lonestar2000
04/05/17 6:28:50 PM
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I will always get female dogs/cats because they are less likely to pee all over.
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Fart_Tzar
04/06/17 7:16:59 PM
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up
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WindMouseHanpan
04/06/17 7:17:25 PM
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Just get him neutered. No red rocket.
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Fart_Tzar
04/06/17 7:22:57 PM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
Just get him neutered. No red rocket.

Untrue
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billcom6
04/06/17 7:25:23 PM
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I've had a male dog my entire life, like at least 20 years of my life.
Probably saw their "red rockets" like 10 times total, for like 10 seconds at a time.
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Zeus
04/06/17 7:26:39 PM
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FroMan posted...
One of the best parts about owning a female dog is rubbing her belly, something you can't really do with male dogs.


You can, after they've been neutered. I mean, you can before, too, but it could get awkward.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/06/17 7:29:30 PM
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HashtagTartarus
04/06/17 7:41:52 PM
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WindMouseHanpan posted...
Just get him neutered. No red rocket.


Even if a dog's neutered, you can still sometimes see a bit of lipstick when they sit down. If dog doodles absolutely disgust you, then your only sure option to avoid seeing them is to not own a male dog. Or make them wear pants.
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WindMouseHanpan
04/06/17 10:35:06 PM
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Fart_Tzar posted...
WindMouseHanpan posted...
Just get him neutered. No red rocket.

Untrue


Really? I've owned neutered dogs in the past and I never saw them get an erection even once, that I can remember at least.
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Skye Reynolds
04/06/17 10:43:57 PM
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It can happen, yeah. A neutered dog can get at least a partial erection.
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ClockworkHare
04/08/17 1:43:23 AM
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Fart_Tzar posted...
I can't see myself owning a male dog. The red rocket kinda freaks me out.

Aww but puppy wuppy can't help it when his little Christmas light wants to shine. He's just happy.
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Fart_Tzar
04/09/17 3:52:53 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
Fart_Tzar posted...
I can't see myself owning a male dog. The red rocket kinda freaks me out.

Aww but puppy wuppy can't help it when his little Christmas light wants to shine. He's just happy.

A little too happy for me..
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ROBANN_88
04/09/17 4:20:04 PM
#33:


do male dogs get random boners like male humans do in their teens?

if yes, does it still happen if they're neutered?
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DevsBro
04/09/17 4:44:59 PM
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As somebody who has never had and will probably never have any pets (had them as a kid, whrn yhey were technically my parents'), I have never understood the neuter/spay thing.

Only thing I can guess is it's to prevent strays and stuff but peiple act like some how it's healthy for your pets to have parts if their bodies permanently destroyed.
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Roxborough4Ever
04/09/17 6:27:34 PM
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lol my friend owns this purebred bluenose pitbull and its massive dong is very noticeable and prevalent..theres just no ignoring it
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MrDrMan
04/09/17 6:29:53 PM
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I wouldn't care. Only advantage in my experience is they tend to be more chill. If you like to play a lot male dogs are more fun.
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