Board 8 > Name Your Price: Abandon Board 8 and Board 8ers completely

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:03:00 PM
#1:


With the $x to do y topics, I thought this might be fun. Just state how much you would want to be paid to do whatever is in the title.

RULES
-1 vote, no alts, blah blah, you have until whenever I put the next topic up to vote (at least 24 hours)
-Give the minimum amount you want in US dollars and cents, "free" and "no amount" are acceptable. Google is good for currency conversion (search "1000 Euro to USD" without quotes, for example).
-Read the stipulations every time for any rules/information that are for the particular topic. Only I can add/remove/change them later as needed.
-You can nominate 3 things per day. You can write your own stipulations or have me take care of it.
-Ask me (or the original nominator) about stipulations if you need more information.

TODAY'S OFFER: Completely leave Board 8 and stop communicating with all Board 8ers.
It should be simple enough. Essentially, you are voting on how much you would want to be paid to no longer be able to visit Board 8. What makes this difficult is that you would also lose all the Board 8 friends that you have.

STIPULATIONS FOR THE TOPIC
1. You cannot visit Board 8, the Board 8 Wiki, B8Chat, or any other website/forum/chat related to Board 8 ever again. You can use other parts of GameFAQs.
2. You can make a goodbye topic, but you cannot read/respond to any posts in it.
3. You cannot communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 ever again. This includes on AIM, Facebook, phone, even real life. If the person ever visits Board 8 in the future, you cannot communicate with them, either.
4. You cannot back out of it. You are magically unable to do anything related to Board 8 ever again. Board 8 will continue to exist, but there's always something unexplainable preventing you from accessing it or talking to any past or present Board 8er.

Name your price.

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Mershaaay
07/02/12 9:04:00 PM
#2:


100 grand

this place keeps me sane at work

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Punnyz
07/02/12 9:05:00 PM
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what if we all met up in another board?

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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 9:06:00 PM
#4:


From: Punnyz | #003
what if we all met up in another board?

I'd say this sums up the answer:

3. You cannot communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 ever again. This includes on AIM, Facebook, phone, even real life.

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shadosneko
07/02/12 9:06:00 PM
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From: Zachnorn | #001
3. You cannot communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 ever again. This includes on AIM, Facebook, phone, even real life. If the person ever visits Board 8 in the future, you cannot communicate with them, either.

Nope, sorry.

Living with someone from B8 is going to be hard.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:06:00 PM
#6:


From: Punnyz | #003
what if we all met up in another board?

Impossible, you cannot communicate with past or present Board 8ers at all.

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Lich_Sandro
07/02/12 9:08:00 PM
#7:


Whatever amount of money Scrooge McDuck has.

Seriously though, guess I'll just move on to a different forum... but such a waste of a foundation of acquaintances.

Which reminds me, what if I happen to meet with, say, Raka elsewhere?

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Paratroopa1
07/02/12 9:09:00 PM
#8:


Won't do it. Being unable to communicate with anyone who has ever visited board 8 is an instant dealbreaker.
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_Zea_
07/02/12 9:09:00 PM
#9:


I'd leave the board itself for probably a few thousand or so but I consider several users from here friends. Not to mention my brother has been here before so lol.

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thundersheep
07/02/12 9:11:00 PM
#10:


3. You cannot communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 ever again. This includes on AIM, Facebook, phone, even real life. If the person ever visits Board 8 in the future, you cannot communicate with them, either.

This sounds like I would have a magic way of cutting off all communication with anyone I choose. I would just have to tell them to go to Board 8.

I like you guys a little bit, so I'd take like $50.

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Delseban
07/02/12 9:11:00 PM
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From: Zachnorn | #001

3. You cannot communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 ever again. This includes on AIM, Facebook, phone, even real life. If the person ever visits Board 8 in the future, you cannot communicate with them, either.


Um...you realize this rule completely changes the meaning of the question for some people? Some of us have really close friends who post on board 8, that's way different from the users who don't actually know anyone here IRL.
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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:11:00 PM
#12:


From: Lich_Sandro | #007
Which reminds me, what if I happen to meet with, say, Raka elsewhere?

You can't. Fate prevents you from being able to being able to run into anyone in person, and your computer/phone glitches when you try to contact any Board 8er.

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TheBumKing
07/02/12 9:12:00 PM
#13:


maybe add that you can communicate with someone if they also swear off B8?

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BBallman7
07/02/12 9:12:00 PM
#14:


Maybe like $100

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Delseban
07/02/12 9:12:00 PM
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Also, do you have ANY idea the amount of people who have EVER visited board 8? I'd meet someone IRL and never be able to talk to them, just because they once went to gamefaqs during a contest and checked the board for 2 minutes
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Paratroopa1
07/02/12 9:14:00 PM
#17:


Yeah, that stipulation about not being able to communicate with anyone who has ever visited Board 8 has implications way beyond a stupid forum on the internet. It totally flips the question on its head.
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CycloRaptor
07/02/12 9:14:00 PM
#18:


this depends on if my friend who owes me money has ever been to board 8 or not

i know he posted on gamefaqs, but idk about here specifically.

well okay i guess if its lots of money that makes up for what he owes me....

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tyder21
07/02/12 9:16:00 PM
#19:


nvm

EDIT: Wait one second. My brother has posted here. I don't think I can take this deal.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:17:00 PM
#20:


Um...you realize this rule completely changes the meaning of the question for some people? Some of us have really close friends who post on board 8, that's way different from the users who don't actually know anyone here IRL.

It can change the meaning a bit, but the idea is that you're cut off from Board 8 completely. That includes anyone associated with it. It also prevents the loophole of communicating with Board 8ers through a proxy.

Also, do you have ANY idea the amount of people who have EVER visited board 8? I'd meet someone IRL and never be able to talk to them, just because they once went to gamefaqs during a contest and checked the board for 2 minutes

You wouldn't have been able to meet them in the first place after accepting the deal.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:18:00 PM
#21:


From: _Zea_ | #009
I'd leave the board itself for probably a few thousand or so but I consider several users from here friends. Not to mention my brother has been here before so lol.

Can you give me a more specific number? Just because I'm going to average the votes later on.

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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/02/12 9:20:00 PM
#22:


oh s*** its spider man!

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_Zea_
07/02/12 9:20:00 PM
#23:


oh, I wouldn't do it if I couldn't talk to anyone who's ever been on the board ever again

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Lich_Sandro
07/02/12 9:22:00 PM
#24:


Oh hey, thought of something.

What will happen with ertyu and "real" ertyumom?

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WazzupGenius00
07/02/12 9:24:00 PM
#25:


500 bucks
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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:26:00 PM
#27:


From: Lich_Sandro | #024
What will happen with ertyu and "real" ertyumom?



Did she post on the board? If so, then they can't communicate with each other.

Unless I'm not understanding something about ertyu and ertyumom.

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foolmor0n
07/02/12 9:28:00 PM
#28:


$20

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Lich_Sandro
07/02/12 9:29:00 PM
#29:


Long story short, somebody claiming to be ertyu's mom posted a... Rant... On ertyu's account.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:31:00 PM
#30:


Long story short, somebody claiming to be ertyu's mom posted a... Rant... On ertyu's account.

Then they can't communicate, assuming his real mom actually did that.

Acceptances (4):
$100,000
$500
$50
$20

Rejections: 5

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TheBumKing
07/02/12 9:34:00 PM
#31:


....someone give him $20....

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GenesisSaga
07/02/12 9:41:00 PM
#32:


Mm... I like a lot of people here. Then again I waste a lot of time in this place and I could really use some cash.

$35,000

To completely give this place and all its inhabitants up.

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DaruniaTheGoron
07/02/12 9:54:00 PM
#33:


I dunno, a couple hundred grand maybe? But only because several of my friends have visited this board before. They're not regulars but they have been here.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 9:55:00 PM
#34:


I'm going to take that vote as $200,000 unless you say otherwise.

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AdmiralZephyr
07/02/12 9:58:00 PM
#35:


Name Your Price: Abandon Board 8

Pfft. For $500 I'll do it.


and Board 8ers completely

Yeah, here's the kicker. I've made a few good friends here who I regularly keep in contact with on AIM and I know that at least a few of my friends that I knew IRL before Board 8 have at least visited here a few times. Oh and I just remembered that my brother has, so that would mean I'm losing a family member. Yeah, that alone means you couldn't pay me.

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Menji76
07/02/12 9:58:00 PM
#36:


Like $30,000

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GuessMyUserName
07/02/12 9:59:00 PM
#37:


yeahhh I can't exactly ditch my brother

especially now that I live with him

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pjbasis
07/02/12 10:00:00 PM
#38:


I don't care about the message board itself, but you can't really put a price on friendship you know?

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foolmor0n
07/02/12 10:02:00 PM
#39:


From: TheBumKing | #031
....someone give him $20....

my paypal: [email protected]

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 10:13:00 PM
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No nominations? I'm shocked!

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TheBumKing
07/02/12 10:15:00 PM
#41:


From: foolmor0n | #039
From: TheBumKing | #031
....someone give him $20....

my paypal: [email protected]


Think about it though.
If you value it so little you may as well just leave already, without the incentive of pocket change.
Aren't you just wasting your time?

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foolmor0n
07/02/12 10:18:00 PM
#42:


From: TheBumKing | #041
Think about it though.
If you value it so little you may as well just leave already, without the incentive of pocket change.
Aren't you just wasting your time?

I did think about it, and you're right. I'll raise my price to $25 to show that I care.

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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 10:18:00 PM
#43:


Name Your Price: Lose a finger on your off hand.
Name Your Price: Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of manatees at the local aquarium.
Name Your Price: Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of dolphins at the local aquarium.
Name Your Price: Never log onto YouTube again.
Name Your Price: Move to Iraq.
Name Your Price: Insult Israel on live television.
Name Your Price: Catch a tuna fish, rip its scales off and eat at least three bites right there on the boat.
Name Your Price: Give up video gaming entirely.
Name Your Price: Lose your cell phone for three years.
Name Your Price: Do ______ with user saveus_Maria.
Name Your Price: Update every Board 8 Save My contest once an hour for three years.
Name Your Price: Assassinate an innocent person.

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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 10:21:00 PM
#44:


For the record, my answer to this topic's question would be no, I won't do it for any amount of money. At least not at this point in my life. My fiance has visited Board 8.

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GTM
07/02/12 10:22:00 PM
#45:


$10 million

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shadosneko
07/02/12 10:22:00 PM
#46:


Name Your Price: Be stuck with a minimum wage job for the rest of your life.

You MUST do all of the work hours, but you will get standard vacation times, etc.

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Natwaf_akidna
07/02/12 10:26:00 PM
#47:


Name Your Price: Give Up Your Favorite Food forever.

Name Your Price: Leave Your Current Nation of Residence forever.

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Zachnorn
07/02/12 10:26:00 PM
#48:


Jeff Zero:
I can only accept 3 nominations per day, unfortunately. But anyone can nominate the things you listed, though!

Please let me know which nominations to count as your 3. If you don't, I'll just count the first 3.

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Jeff Zero
07/02/12 10:28:00 PM
#49:


That's cool. Natwaf just wrote one of mine in a better and more specific way, so I'll go with three others.

Name Your Price: Conveniently 'fall' into an exhibit full of dolphins at the local aquarium.
Name Your Price: Insult Israel on live television.
Name Your Price: Update every Board 8 Save My contest once an hour for three years.

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Shoenin_Kakashi
07/02/12 10:28:00 PM
#50:


I...pretty much do that already more or less

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