Board 8 > All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 196: Not even Triple H censored a corpse broke JaKyL

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They're ALSO on Raw every week, and that's where their title is, so that's where they lean. Look, if you want to call it a wash I'm fine with that. I said that MOST wrestlers have a home show, and you're focusing entirely on the two who are MOST interchangeable between shows. Gimme a break here!

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DID YOU KNOW: Zack Ryder is a Raw Superstar

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I just think it's telling that whereas before they were officially known as the "Raw Money in the Bank Ladder Match" and "SmackDown Money in the Bank Ladder Match," this year they're going with "WWE Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match" and "World Heavyweight Championship Money in the Bank Ladder Match."

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Wait. They're seriously having two again?

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Are there officially Superstars/NXT superstars?

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NXT yes, although that hasn't updated really. Still no one from the CURRENT NXT listed that wasn't already on the PREVIOUS NXT.

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From: SmartMuffin | #104
Wait. They're seriously having two again?

Yep, and Big Show oddly enough went on SmackDown to declare his entry into the one for Punk's Title.

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DID YOU KNOW: Curt Hawkins is both a RAW Superstar and an NXT Superstar

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Poor Ricardo. ;(

I'm afraid what'd happen to him if Del Rio ever turned face, though...

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C'MON!

OH YEAH!

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This raw could (and probably does) suck and Id still have a HUGE grin plastered on my face because OH MY GOD SID.

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Vince Russo is trending on Twitter.

Never a good sign during Raw. <_<

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what the... why is that happening, did I miss something

I had it muted during the Raw 1000 moment (figure I'll watch it on Smackdown) to watch DBZ Abridged, did he get name-dropped there or something? Why is he trending...

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Not only was there a contract on a pole match, but it ended in a very Russo-esque way: Ziggler grabbed the contract, but it dropped into the ring, and both he and Del Rio fumbled over it for like a minute. Not even Ricardo could hold a good grasp onto it.

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Oh, I saw that.

... I liked it <_<

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I loved that bit tbqh

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Clearly next week is Slater vs the reunited Masters of the Powerbomb

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It's gonna be Steve Blackman.

...OK, so it won't be. But I want it to be Steve Blackman. That's enough to make him come back sometime, right?

Right?

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Only if he hits Slater with the Party Time Sticks

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Heath Slater vs WWE Legend Kevin Thorn

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That was a fun raw imo

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I didn't mind the Russoism in the pole match but why did it just randomly end with a Sheamus promo interruption that invalidated the whole thing

So dumb

Also Sid looked okay. I mean it's hard to tell cause it was a squash match but I didn't get "old man" vibes from him. Good to see he's not decrepit.

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Honestly once the match became a farce I was pretty sure it'd be a triple-threat. Sheamus announcing it as one was a little weird, though, yeah - figured that a ref would at least rule it a draw or something to make it official

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I didn't mind the Russoism in the pole match but why did it just randomly end with a Sheamus promo interruption that invalidated the whole thing

To make us think that they botched getting it down from the pole. EVERYTHING AFTER THAT WAS A SHOOT!!

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i expected Vickie to be the one to come out and say that since neither could, triple threat. that's the only one that'd really make sense. the ref has to do his job and sheamus going out there makes no sense at all.

however.
YES!
YES!
YES!

i find it so amazing that currently, both AJ arcs are about a woman. one is a pregnant druggy that makes you think the writers are crazy. the other is just a crazy woman.

so long as this doesn't end in an angle where AJ is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is, point to WWE for knowing how to use AJ better!

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I didn't mind the Russoism in the pole match but why did it just randomly end with a Sheamus promo interruption that invalidated the whole thing

So dumb

Also Sid looked okay. I mean it's hard to tell cause it was a squash match but
I didn't get "old man" vibes from him. Good to see he's not decrepit.
Yeah, considering he has a decade on Trips, he looks amazing.

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...man, he was totally giving old man vibes there. i mean he's stayed in relative shape, but... yeah.

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Yeah, I didn't think he looked good at all. I mean, he wasn't Scott Hall bad, but it's pretty obvious he didn't "still have it"

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like, putting it this way:

NASH could have done 90% of what Sid did. with black hair and WWE makeup you would say the same thing... had he not been in TNA for you to know better.

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Eh. Sid was never super agile or fluid to begin with. He was pretty high tier among rare appearance veteran guys. I'm not saying he still "had it" but he looked okay.

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And yeah uh Kevin Nash I think was serviceable too (provided you kept him in short/tag matches) so you guys are overinterpreting what I mean by that.

I'm just saying I was half expecting a Repo Manesque appearance there considering Sid's leg injury and 10 years of ring rust.

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Eh. Sid was never super agile or fluid to begin with. He was pretty high tier among rare appearance veteran guys. I'm not saying he still "had it" but he looked okay.
Not saying he should be brought back to star in an angle (hey Nash), but I appreciated his appearance and how he doesnt look like ..well other 52 year olds.

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No kidding. Considering he's old and the last time he did anything his foot fell off of his leg, that was awesome

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At least they had the decency to keep Sid away from a microphone.

... That's about the only positive I have for Raw.

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I wish they had!

Is it really Sid without the hilarious night making promo.

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If we had a lulzy promo by Sid, I'm pretty sure Michael Cole would ruin it.

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they're saving that segment for Scott Steiner

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I would have stood and applauded if Raw ended with Sid finding his car flattened in the parking lot and him screaming "RYBACK! RYBACK! RYYYYYYBAAAAAACK!"

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Highlight of the night for me really was that Cena/Jericho promo.

I feel like Cena spent all day working on that self-insert fanfiction.

And then I laughed my ass off at Jericho and Cena's repartee.

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"I'm gonna win the whole fudging thing!"

"...fudging?"

"Yeah it's a PG show, it's the best I could do."

"What are you, nine?"

"Most of our audience is."



That was like some "WWE does Hee-Haw" s***.

You could have had the audio guys cue up a rimshot there and the entire viewing audience would have busted a gut.

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A.J. @WWEAJLee
Did I just get dumped? On national television?.... AGAIN???


Am I the only one who legitimately got a twinge of fright after processing this tweet?

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Yeah, those two were entirely fun. Not sure if I prefer the aj/Kane confrontation though.

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Cena/Jericho was just two guys who are really good on the mic going at it, and it was wonderful. <3

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My personal favorite wrestler right now at the moment is Dolph Ziggler. He's just great at everything he does. One way I can say I can see him finally get over as face is that if Dolph really calls himself "The Show Off" he needs to be act like one in the ring. Let's say laying out his opponent multiple times with his finisher more then a few times then needed to be done once the match is about to be over.

Another way I would be thinking is having a "re-visioning his glory days" face gimmick where "his best friend was a cheerleader" where he brings pom poms to the ring where he gets on the mic and say "This is for my best friend Nicky. Wherever you are this one is for you buddy. I'm trying show the whole world with what I do best. Wrestle."

He shows off with the pom poms in his hands using them as a weapon after the match claiming how "Nicky always wanted to follow in my foot steps" and it leads somewhere later on in his face role that Nicky was in fact really him and he gets more aggressive as he shows no remorse for his opponents in the ring, specially other heels.

Random post as it is I know but what would you guys think?

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Kane/Show/Cena all in a MitB match. That pisses me off.

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