"I'm gonna win the whole fudging thing!"
"...fudging?"
"Yeah it's a PG show, it's the best I could do."
"What are you, nine?"
"Most of our audience is."
That was like some "WWE does Hee-Haw" s***.
You could have had the audio guys cue up a rimshot there and the entire viewing audience would have busted a gut.
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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