Nash/X-Pac Gabriel Shad Divas Title: Beth (c) Ryder/Show Slater/Drew Truth Trips/Bryan BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.... Morrison?
-- The Kinda Real Deal MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
Nash/X-Pac Gabriel Shad Divas Title: Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Parka/Dutt Truth HHH/Bryan BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? No one
Nash/X-Pac Gabriel Shad Divas Title: Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Slater/Drew Truth HHH/Bryan BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? The Palace of Nitro
Jericho/Morrison Gabriel Shad Divas Title: Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Parka/Dutt Truth Cena/JTG BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? Justin Gabriel
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Jericho/Morrison Gabriel Shad Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Slater/Drew Truth Punk/Masters BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? Morrison.
Jericho/Morrison Gabriel Shad Divas Title: Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Parka/Dutt Kane Punk/Masters BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? Morrison
-- (Maniac64 at work) All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.
The show opens with Colt Cabana hanging out with some fans and yelling "THIS MATCH IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY HIGHSPOTS.COM. IF YOU NEED ANYTHING IN THE WORLD OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, a wrestling tight,s a wrestling ring, international action figures they have it all" He also begins to sing the Creative has Nothing For You theme song when Adam Pearce's theme comes on (58)
Adam Pearce vs Colt Cabana CAGE MATCH for the NWA TITLE
The match is a furious back and forth match with Cabana and Pearce getting in all of their spots. It ends when Pearce decks Cabana with brass knux and walks out of the cage before Cabana can catch him. (60)
MYSTERIOUS WWE VETERAN HYPE VIDEO (59)
Melina cuts a vicious promo on a cardboard cut out of Gail Kim, pointing out how weak her body looks in comparison to Melina and her SHIMMER girls. (64)
Gail Kim squashes Nicole Matthews (45)
Gail is attacked by MsChif and SDR and as they pull out the spraypaint THE MYSTERIOUS BLONDE WOMAN ATTACKS MSCHIF! (34)
Sid comes out and cuts a promo on Jillian hall claiming she'd make an okay footstool for his new QUEEN OF THE WORLD Daffney. This is followed by Daff dragging Jillian out(78)
Sid d. Jillian Hall in a stretcher match (51)
Rating: 54 SUCCESS
NOTES FROM ME:
- So Sid and Daff just put on my best promo ever. - Man I am so disappoint in "Michelle McCool" I had hoped for more from these segments - Gail and Melina though is solid good. - Colt and Pearce AGAIN perform well in the undercard when I was too shy to put them in the ME. I cant win.
-- The Kinda Real Deal MILLIONS OF POSTS, MILLIONS OF POSTS The Primetime Posting Hours Players MILLIONS OF POSTS
Jericho/Morrison Gabriel Dreamer Divas Title: Beth (c) Del Rio/Estrada Slater/Drew Kane Punk/Masters BONUS (2): At Mania, Nash/X-Pac will take on HHH and.....? Morrison
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Pre-show: Air Boom d. Sheffield (72); Beth aint scared of her random title defense (76); Hurritino and Primo derp around (58)
-HHH promo to start the show. He calls Punk out to inform him that hes made a match for Mania. Hes going to team up with Morrison to take on Nash and X-Pac! Punk isnt scared, and in fact relishes another spotlight being put on his boys. Hes actually a bit jealous that he doesnt get to smack HHH around himself. Moving on, HHH announces that Ryder and Show will take on Cryme Tyme at Mania, and are in the building tonight for a match! This brings out Cena, who tells HHH that hes going to wipe those punks out himself. HHH says he wont have the chance, as he and Cryme Tyme are banned from ringside, and besides, they all have matches tonight to keep em busy! Since HHH has both the problem children in one place, hes going to take care of business with both tonight in the main event! Itll be HHH/Bryan v. Cena/JTG v. Punk/Masters. Rating: 84
-Match: Jericho/Morrison v. Nash/X-Pac Both of these guys have bones to pick with the nWo gang, and they bring it tonight. However, Leavine runs in on Jericho, and thats the difference maker. Rating: 73
-Leavine and Jericho continue brawling, going into the stands! Rating: 82
-Match: Gabriel v. Erick Stevens The #1 US Contender is looking good as he rolls through this jobber. Rating: 63
-Gabriel says that Slater cant duck him anymore, and at Mania, hes going to beat him once and for all and bring home the gold! Rating: 66
-Match: Dreamer v. Shad A surprisingly solid brawl. Shad comes out on top. Rating: 74
-Show and Ryder are generally happy to be here, but they wish it was under better circumstances than having to keep Cena in line. Del Rio and Estrada are out to claim that Ryder and Show need to worry about THEM first, because theyre the next tag champs! Its their destiny, haha~ Rating: 78
-Match: Ryder/Show v. Del Rio/Estrada With Cena and pals banned from ringside, this proves a pretty solid back and forth match. Cenas music plays halfway through! Cena himself doesnt show, so the terms arent broken, but the distraction lets Estrada scramble away for a huge tag to Del Rio, and the heels get the win shortly thereafter. Rating: 80
-Match: Parka/Dutt v. Slater/Drew Dutt is still selling the beatdown from last weeks NXT. He and Parka are still managing to hold their own surprisingly well when Barrett and Daivari come running in! They ambush Dutt in the ring, causing a blatant DQ. Rating: 67
-Daivari and Barrett continue a horrific beatdown on Dutt. Parka tries to make the save, but only succeeds in providing Barrett with a chair to make things worse. Dutt has to be carried backstage by medics... Rating: 49
-Kane laughs at Awesome Truth for trying to use him as a bargaining chip. They are dealing with forces beyond their comprehension, and Truth will get a taste of it tonight. Rating: 89
-Match: Kane v. Truth Truth is in trouble and he knows it, but he fights that much harder when cornered. He manages to scrap his way to a win. Rating: 86
-Match: HHH/Bryan v. Cena/JTG v. Punk/Masters Everybody gets spots in, even JTG and Masters. Punk and Masters eventually decide to bail once the faces get on a roll, leaving JTG to tap to the LeBelle Lock. Rating: 84
-Punk grabs a mic and says this isnt over...hes still champ, and hes going to win when it matters! They cant hold down the nWo! Rating: 89
Post-show: Cena and pals fail a revenge attack (78); Otungacutty d. ZigSwag, Reks/Hawkins (52)
Khali v. Truth DDP v. Barrett Cara/Harts v. Cody/Carlito/Hunico Yoshi v. Chavo Taker v. Haas/Dibiase Zeke v. Brodus Orton v. Miz Sheamus/Show/Ryder v. Cena/Cryme Tyme BONUS (2): MotN? NXT BONUS (2): Show/Rollins v. Reks/Hawkins
which won't last long if my internet doesn't get better but hey
NXT 3/3/12
Pre-show: Edwards spurns Alicia and Tamina (58); Otungacutty d. Havana Pitbulls (46); Slater and Capn Petey say YES a lot (52)
-McMahon is out to inform us that Sonjay Dutt has been badly injured at the hands of Barrett and Daivari. He should be good to go soon, but hes been pulled from MitB, leaving a spot open! Barrett and Daivari are instantly there to plead Daivaris case, but Dutt and Parka come out to complain. Vince does take offense to injuring his talent, but also admires Daivaris initiative. Daivari/Parka for the spot tonight. Rating: 57
-Match: Gabriel/Whitmer v. Slater/Williams Slater and Gabriel are pretty evenly matched, but Williams is able to wrestle circles around Whitmer. Rating: 62
-MitB Qualifier: Parka v. Daivari Fueled by RIGHTEOUS FURY and chairshots, Parka manages to actually win a match! Rating: 53
-Drew Mac is here to call out some action. Colts out...he beat a main roster guy last week, and hell do it again. Drew, however, is the CHOSEN ONE, and reminds us of that. Rating: 46
-Match: Show v. Edwards Edwards is not quite up to this task, but holds his own for a while. Rating: 67
-Mordecai tries to sneak attack Show, but gets KO PAWNCHd. Rating: 50
-Match: Orton/Rollins v. Reks/Hawkins RKO wins the day here. Rating: 67
Post-show: Henry tries and fails to crash the celebration (77); Air Boom d. Mordecai/Barrett (45)
Overall: 63 lol angles Mordecai overused
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-PARKA IS NOW A MIDCARDER
-...And Gabriel is ME while Slater has fallen to midcard. That could screw up the US Title picture a bit. >_>
-Man, I just cant get anywhere with Colt. :\
NEWSWIRE
-Weve heard that Ricky Reyes is in violation of the wellness policy for steroids.
-Impact went rapidly downhill from the excellent opening tag match, ending with an underwhelming J. Hardy/Storm bout that left the show with a disappointing 70.
SMACKDOWN 3/3/12
Pre-show: Chavo promo (93); Mordecai/Husky d. Usos (54); Gail gonna beat Beth at Mania (71)
-Awesome Truth are out to start the show. Theyre glad Taker saw things their way, but taking out Laurinitis was just TOO FAR. Anyway, Takers old, hes washed up, and when they break the streak in two weeks, hell have nothing left. Rating: 86
-Match: Khali v. Truth The yoga is not enough, and Khali cant handle the Truth. Rating: 68 Poor psych
-DDP thinks Barrett really didnt need to stoop to taking Dutt out of MitB. Barrett thinks DDP is a washed up old hack. DDP is NOT washed up, hes better than ever because YOGA. Rating: 71
-Match: DDP v. Barrett Theyre pretty evenly matched, but Barrett gets cocky anyway and falls to the ROLLUP. Rating: 63
-Chavo still wants to prove the value of the IC Title. It is to that end that hes challenged the Hart Dynasty to this match, but he also wants to assert his dominance over Sin Cara. Rating: 73
-Match: Cara/Harts v. Cody/Carlito/Hunico His buddies arent tons and tons of help, but Codys able to manage a win anyway. Rating: 67
-Match: Yoshi v. Chavo Yoshi appears to have stepped his game up a bit, but Chavos still got this. Rating: 83
-Henry sneak attacks Orton during an interview backstage! Rating: 90
-Match: Taker v. Haas and Dibiase Taker certainly seems capable of winning a handicap match after taking out this team. Rating: 74
-Match: Zeke v. Brodus Ho-hum win for Brodus. Rating: 58
-The Rock says that if Cena wants to waste his time DESTROYING THE ROCKS SHOW, he might as well start with the champion! Rock says Sheamus will be taking care of business tonight for him. Rating: 91
-Match: Orton v. Miz This might have been a closer match if Orton wasnt selling the beatdown from before, but Miz gets a commanding win. Rating: 81
-Miz is celebrating when Taker ports in. Taker says nothing but does the throat cut taunt. Miz backs down a bit, but doesnt break eye contact or leave the ring. WHAT WILL HAPPEN AT MANIA Rating: 100
-Match: Sheamus/Show/Ryder v. Cena/Cryme Tyme TEAM SMACKDOWN get a huge win. Rating: 75
-Christian rushes the ring after the match and goes straight after Sheamus! Hes got a crazy look in his eyes tonight. Cenas able to take on Show and Ryder with some help from Cryme Tyme, and the two appear to have formed a temporary understanding. Cena AAs Ryder through one announce table while Sheamus takes a Killswitch trew the other one! The show ends with Christian clutching the WHC and rocking while Cenas music plays. Rating: 86 Christians Man on a Mission gimmick gets an initial 88.
Post-show: Rock d. Christian (69, poor chem); BENCHCLEARING BRAWL (78)
Overall: 80 SUCCESS lol angles
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-ME was a huge disappointment, even as Cryme Tyme matches go. Maybe scripting was the wrong choice? But theres not much Psychology to go around in that set, at least not for an ME-level match. Ah well, I blame Cryme Tyme either way. Theyve really been underwhelming despite the big push.
-Holy crap Chavo is lightning in a bottle right now. MotN with a freakin midcarder, and a 90 promo just for the lulz.
-I dunno, is it awkward making the Streak a handicap match? I didnt want HHH or Kane again (at least not this year), Cena and Rock are busy, so is Jericho now, and Brocks not an option....I felt a handicap match with good competitors was the only remaining way to pose a credible threat to the Streak, and Truth and Miz could use the elevation.
-Man, good thing we had a pretty strong undercard. One of the weakest A-show MEs Ive put out, but the shows still a success. ya go my smackdown
NEWSWIRE
-A-1 have grown to Regional size after their relatively phenomenal Seek and Destroy show, where Josh Alexander became the Alpha Male after defeating Sylvan Grenier.
-FCW Just Too Much pulled a solid 51 despite a Mahal/ONeill main event. Finlay/Abe saved the show.
-FCW Weekly pulled a decent 47 with a tag main event and Mahal/Woods a bit further back.
-NWA did well with a 52.
-Why is FCW running two weekly shows, anyway? This one got 49, with Mark Briscoe/Woods supplying a disappointing ME to follow up an awesome 6-man tag.
-Shelton Benjamin will be on the next NJPW tour.
-Harley Race has left NOAH, where he was head booker. MAYBE I SHOULD APPLY FOR HIS SPOT
-RoH keeps getting better and better. The last show got 79, with a solid 6-man tag and a London/Yang ME.
-Contract renewal negotiations between PWX and their world champ Sabu have broken down.
-The latest CHIKARA show was fairly mediocre at 45, but had a decent Demolition Crew/Spectral Envoy ME.
Faaaairly easy card, although the ME and DDP threw lots of you. Only Gr8 managed the bonus, but I think everybody got the NXT bonus. The top continues to be turbulent, as War and CPU leapfrog Football and eddv. It may or may not be too late for Dante and Lopen and the rest to catch up, but we have a pretty tight 4-way race if nothing else, going into the last week of the leg!
PREDICT IT! Raw 3/4/12: Way too many tag matches edition
Gabriel/Harts v. Slater/Del Rio/Estrada Air Boom v. Nash/X-Pac Kane/Dreamer v. ZigSwag Santino/Trish v. Sheffield/Maryse Jericho/Parka v. Leavine/Masters Gail/Usos v. Beth/Reks/Hawkins HHH/Morrison v. Cryme Tyme Rock/Bryan v. Cena/Punk BONUS (2): Predict the ME rating within 5 points.
Pre-show: Santino hits on Trish (75); Primo squashed Stevens (43); Beth gonna beat Gail (66)
-HHH invites out THE ROCK! He's invited Rock here to give him a little warmup match teaming with Bryan against Punk and Cena. In return, HHH and Morrison are gonna see if they can't knock Cryme Tyme down a peg. The old guys aren't quite ready to ride off into the sunset yet! Rating: 84
-Match: Gabriel/Harts v. Slater/Del Rio/Estrada Pretty back and forth match. The heels are looking strong as Slater gets the win. Rating: 71
-YES! SI! YES! SI! YES! SI! Rating: 80
-Match: Air Boom v. Nash/X-Pac Air Boom's woes continue as they eat a loss to the nWo. Rating: 73
-ZigSwag and Vickie are in the ring to complain about being left off the WM card. Kane is off the card as well, but hey, they can mix it up RIGHT NOW. Also Dreamer is wandering around ringside because Rating: 73
-Match: Kane and Dreamer v. ZigSwag Pretty rough match. Dreamer proves to be the weak link, and taps to the Ankle Lock while Ziggler keeps Kane occupied. Rating: 77
-Match: Santino and Trish v. Sheffield and Maryse Santino once again (by which I mean I advance this angle about once a month) seems quite smitten with his partner. Anyway, faces win. Rating: 63
-Riley and Ryan are out for some reason when Leavnie hits the ring and wrecks them for no apparent reason! How silently rageful! Rating: 86
-Match: Jericho/Parka v. Leavine/Masters Decent match, with the faces going over. Rating: 71
-Jericho says that gangs and bullies don't pay, while Parka punctuates the promo with random chair shots. Jericho will see Leavine at Wrestlemania, and he'll make him famous! Rating: 73
-Match: Gail/Usos v. Beth/Reks/Hawkins crappy match heels win Rating: 66
-Match: HHH/Morrison v. Cryme Tyme Cryme Tyme just aren't quite a match. Rating: 82
-Nash and X-Pac run in on HHH and Morrison oh noooo Rating: 80
-Match: Rock/Bryan v. Cena/Punk An electrifying match. Despite rabid crowd support, Rock finds himself unable to kick out of a GTS/AA/Double People's Elbow combo. Rating: 100
-Cena and Punk are going to issue a beatdown! ....at least, it looks that way until Punk gets bored and leaves, allowing a Rock Bottom on Cena. Punk shrugs and laughs with his belt as Rock gets his vengeance on Cena. Rating: 85
Post-show: Rock and Bryan hi-five in the ring and thank the fans (88); Otungacutty d. Raven/Drew (39)
Overall: 86 SUCCESS lol angles
FROM THE BOOKERMAN
-I'd like you to review the score for the Rock and HHH cutting a promo on the two top heels in the industry. Then I'd like you to review the score for Andy Leavine beating up some jobbers.
-I...don't think I've booked a 100 match before! And Bryan doesn't even rate as Main Eventer right now! o_o
-even I am amused by that last dark match
-....Man, pressure's on for Mania now. That was tied for the third-best show of the diary so far, and I am not convinced Cena/Rock can scratch out another 100 for the actual money match. o_o At least the undercard should be....quite better than this.
Somewhat of a rough card, and only one of you got the bonus. I found it interesting how many people went for the Harts. Not a bad call, but interesting how many took it. Not much movement in the rankings, but Football slips into second and eddv loses some ground as Dante manages to keep himself in striking distance sorta. Probably a bad sign when the guy who's not reading gets the best score but WHATEVER.
PREDICT IT! SD 3/4/12 Ryder v. Henry Kidd v. Estrada Orton v. Brodus DDP/Parka v. Chavo/Barrett Smith v. Del Rio Yoshi/Gail v. Masters/Beth Show v. Cody Rock/Taker/HHH/Bryan/Sheamus v. Cena/Miz/Truth/Punk/Christian BONUS (2+2): Who gets the win in the 10-man, and who takes the fall? NXT Bonus (2): DDP/Parka v. Barrett/Daivari
Ryder Kidd Orton Chavo/Barrett Del Rio Yoshi/Gail Cody Cena/Miz/Truth/Punk/Christian BONUS (2+2): Who gets the win in the 10-man, and who takes the fall? Miz pins Taker NXT Bonus (2): DDP/Parka
Ryder Kidd Orton Chavo/Barrett Del Rio Yoshi/Gail Show Rock/Taker/HHH/Bryan/Sheamus BONUS (2+2): Who gets the win in the 10-man, and who takes the fall? Sheamus > Christian NXT Bonus (2): Barrett/Daivari
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Henry Kidd Orton Chavo/Barrett Smith Masters/Beth Show Cena/Miz/Truth/Punk/Christian BONUS (2+2): Who gets the win in the 10-man, and who takes the fall? Miz picks up the pin on Bryan. NXT Bonus (2): DDP/Parka
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Henry Kidd Orton Chavo/Barrett Del Rio Masters/Beth Show Rock/Taker/HHH/Bryan/Sheamus BONUS (2+2): Who gets the win in the 10-man, and who takes the fall? HHH pins Christian NXT Bonus (2): Barrett/Daivari