The La Parka train is back on the tracks! Now to take a crazy risk and blow it!
WWE Title Elim Chamber (5): Jericho Divas Title: Melissa Chavo Tag Titles: Harts (c) Bryan Lion's Den: Barrett Cena WHC Elim Chamber (10): Sheamus (c) BONUS (3+3): One of those 12 EC entrants is gonna get taken out! For three points each, who is it, and who replaces them? Ziggler, Swagger
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Just noticed I didn't pick in the tag titles match. >_>'
WWE Title Elim Chamber (5): Punk Divas Title: Beth (c) Orton Tag Titles: Harts (c) Bryan Barrett Kane v. Cena WHC Elim Chamber (10): Truth BONUS (3+3): Kofi, Swagger
WWE Title Elim Chamber (5): Jericho Divas Title: Beth (c) Orton Tag Titles: Harts (c) Christian Lion's Den: Shamrock Cena WHC Elim Chamber (10): Replacement BONUS (3+3): One of those 12 EC entrants is gonna get taken out! For three points each, who is it, and who replaces them? Henry, Rock
Pre-show: Del Rio and Estrada get ready (88); Slater/Cody d. Gabriel/Ryder via shenanigans (71); Sheamus promo (82)
-We’re starting things off with the Raw Elimination Chamber! The entrants file in one by one....but Kofi is attacked on the entrance ramp! ANDY LEAVINE is SLIENTLY and RAGEFULLY cashing in Kofi! He’s allowed to take Kofi’s spot because “why not.” Rating: 73
We’re down to Morrison, Leavine, and the now-entering Punk. Morrison recognizes that he and Leavine are exhausted, while Punk’s fresh as a daisy. He suggests working with Leavine again, but Leavine will have none of it. SILENT RAGE retreats to the corner as Morrison and Punk engage. Miraculously, Morrison gets the upper hand after a bit! Starship Pain! 1.....2.....LEAVINE BREAKS UP THE PIN! Morrison is very confused by this “strategy,” but all is revealed when Leavine takes off his shirt...to reveal an nWo shirt! :OOOOOOOOOO Now it’s Punk’s turn to look on again as Leavine roughs up Morrison. Leavine can’t quite keep Morrison down, and comes close to getting DQ’d a couple of times....and Morrison rolls him up! 1....2....3!
….This is no Cinderella story, though. Punk immediately starts in on the exhausted Morrison, hits the GTS, and gets an academic pin. Punk is the new champion, the jerkface. Rating: 85
-The nWo rush the ring to support their boss! It’s good times all around as Punk celebrates his win and formally inducts Leavine into the stable. Rating: 72
-Chavo and Orton realize they should probably work on fleshing out this feud, and cut quick promos on the way to the ring. Chavo goes into his whole PROVING MYSELF bit, which Orton laughs off, claiming Chavo has screwed with the wrong guy this time, and the consequences will be worse than another big loss. Rating: 91
-Match: Orton v. Chavo A clean fight, but an ugly one. Orton goes for the punt!....but Chavo was possuming, and gets the Amigos instead! Chavo gets a HUGE win. Rating: 76
-Match: Bryan v. Christian Christian is taking this match a lot more seriously than the previous month of SD, and it very much shows in his performance. He gives a barnburner of a match, but there’s no stopping Bryan right now. Rating: 86 Great chem, poor psych...really? Danielson and Christian can’t hack midcard-level psychology? Cryme Tyme and Leavine are carryable but these guys aren’t?
-Bryan is very excited for Wrestlemania. He’s going to let Christian pick his opponent and then cash in on the other guy, because he knows he can beat both! He’s looking forward to finally getting his WM moment and winning the grand prize! Rating: 86
-Lion’s Den: Shamrock v. Barrett A somewhat disappointing outing. Barrett gets the win. Rating: 68
-Jericho confronts Leavine backstage! Jericho gets that Leavine doesn’t like him for whatever reason. He gets that he wants to make an impact, and actually has to commend his plan of taking out Kofi. What he doesn’t get is why Leavine would throw that all away just to be Punk’s lackey. He can handle the disrespect to himself and to the company, but to endure all that from somebody who doesn’t even respect HIMSELF? Jericho slaps the taste out of Leavine’s mouth and says he wants a match at Mania. When Leavine remains SILENT, Jericho tells him to be grateful. Rating: 74
-Match: Kane v. Cena Just a plain ol’ brawl. Cena comes out on top. Rating: 82
-Cena grabs a mic to tell HHH and Kane and everybody else to stay out of the way, because this is between him and the Rock. There’s one month left before the biggest match in WWE history, and one month left before Cena claims his place as the greatest of all time. Rock comes out, and they have a staredown. Rock smiles and turns to leave. Cena takes a cheap shot....but Rock gets the Rock Bottom! Rating: 85
-Del Rio and Jericho both learned things from their EC match. I guess Leavine’s already perfect.
-It’s like the game realizes how silly a pairing of Taker and Teddy would be in their current gimmicks :(
-I was expecting the EC’s to do better, especially the one that didn’t have Leavine. Match order for this card was a booger to figure out, but I couldn’t have done much better without doing something that made no sense in-universe like having Bryan/Christian ME.
-....seriously how the hell does Bryan/Christian get a psychology ding they have 77 and 85 which I guess isn’t what I expected but still ugh
-Also expected a BIT better from Barrett/Shamrock but no big loss, as they were in the bathroom break slot anyway.
-Bryan is back down to upper midcard now wtf
-Leavine is up to upper midcard! I realize that I have spent the last month trying to mold him into something Jericho could work with a little bit, but now that I have sorta succeeded I am not sure if I should be happy.
NEWSWIRE
-Michael Hayes’ suspension has ended. Goody.
-Shamrock’s contract with WWE has ended.
-TAKA Michinoku will need almost a month of rest after injuring his elbow in a match with Masaaki Mochizuki.
-TNA Against All Odds was last night, and did a standup job of competing with WWE, despite the odd ME choice of RVD/Hardy going over Devon/Dinero, the lack of men’s title matches, and a 25 in the opening bout of Jesse Neal v. Rob Terry. MotN was Angle/Jarrett in the midcard. The ME scored 83, bringing the show up to a 79.
Alright, folks, it’s prize time. You may either pick the MitB lineup with restrictions (detailed below), or let me pick the MitB lineup and you pick the winner. The restrictions will be:
-No picking anybody for whom I have solid plans. That rules out Cena, Rock, Christian, Bryan, Punk, Sheamus, Taker, Miz, and Truth. You may use Jericho and Leavine, but only if you use both. -Your first four choices must be Midcard or higher. Your fifth is allowed to be a Lower Midcarder. Your sixth is allowed to be any active wrestler. To word it differently, you’re allowed two people below Midcard, but only one of them can be an opener/jobber/woman. -DDP counts as a Midcarder. HHH is not counted as an active wrestler.
If you pick the lineup, you’ll receive auto-half points for any qualifiers I choose to run, and if you pick the winner, you’ll receive 1/6 points for the actual MitB.
From: Lopen | #414 -The nWo rush the ring to support their boss! It’s good times all around as Punk celebrates his win and formally inducts Leavine into the stable.
Holy crap just when I thought the memory of the nWo couldn't be desecrated even more v_v
I dunno. Sounds just like the real NWO. Now all Tom needs to do is add Dusty to commentary and then have him turn for no good reason.
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Leavine may suck but he's in a major WM program with one of the biggest (maybe THE biggest? Don't have the game in front of me) full time dudes in the company! Depends on your definition of "scrub" <_<
Ugh....where am I...what did I drink...what day is it...
Sunday July 1, 2012
Never drinking again...
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Linda McMahon posted...
Hello War! Welcome to the WWE booking team! I'm looking forward to your first show, Heat. Vengence is in 4 weeks, so you have plenty of time to make something great happen!
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Well.
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Tom Bombadil posted...
Make me push Andy Leavine, will you? Well let's see how you handle it! I've dragged the world from January of 2003 to you. You'll destroy wrestling (or NWATNA will), then I'll never have to push Andy Leavine! Mwahaha!
It's ok. Everything will be fine. I can do this.
Sunday July 1, 2012, Sunday Night Heat
Wrestling is so screwed.
A-Train vs Batista
A-Train receives some unexciting punishment. Batista strikes away at A-Train. Weak bodyslam on A-Train by Batista. Big kick from Batista. A-Train blocks a right hand and fires back. A-Train hits a right hand on Batista. A-Train DDTs Batista. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Batista avoids an avalanche, A-Train hits the turnbuckles hard. Big clothesline from Batista. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Batista with a standing spinebuster. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. A-Train counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. A-Train hits Batista. A-Train misses a big legdrop. Weak bodyslam on A-Train by Batista. A-Train takes a nasty tumble from the top to the outside after a shove from Batista! The referee count to ten, then calls for the bell. A-Train gets counted out. Batista goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory! (54)
Big Show is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Big Show is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker. (82)
Woo, this is easy!
Nowinski and Mack vs Basham Brothers
Big backdrop on Nowinski, executed well. Nowinski counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Danny gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Nowinski tags out to Rodney Mack. Big backdrop on Danny, executed well. Rude Awakening on Danny Basham by Mack. Danny backdrops Rodney Mack out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on Mack, executed well. Danny tags out to Doug Basham. Doug Basham uses a forearm to the face. Fallaway slam by Doug Basham. Mack reverses a Doug Basham hammerlock. Back elbow connects, Basham staggers backward. Mack tags out to Chris Nowinski. Chris Nowinski turns Basham inside-out with a clothesline. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Chris Nowinski with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Basham. Doug Basham can barely stand. Double Underhook DDT! 1....2....3. (63)
Bubba Ray Dudley is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Bubba Ray Dudley is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker. (76)
D-Von Dudley hits a right hand on Sakoda. Akio takes a right hand to the temple from D-Von. Big clothesline from D-Von. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. D-Von Dudley with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Sakoda. Sakoda pushes out of a D-Von Dudley hold. Sakoda \ Akio whip D-Von into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Akio hits a dropkick on D-Von Dudley. Hard slam by Sakoda. Akio scoops up D-Von. Sakoda bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Short powerbomb by Sakoda. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Sakoda takes a kick. Akio hits a rolling kick on D-Von. Akio \ Sakoda whip D-Von into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cover! 1....2...kick out. D-Von takes a back suplex. D-Von counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. D-Von Dudley fights out of a grapple. D-Von Dudley turns Akio inside-out with a clothesline. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Second rope splash by Akio. Sakoda \ Akio whip D-Von into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. D-Von Dudley tries to get a big slam, but it is blocked when Akio goes to the eyes! Akio quickly scores with a field-goal kick between the legs! D-Von Dudley collapses! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! D-Von Dudley got screwed! (60)
Boss Man vs Billy Gunn
Billy Gunn takes a right hand to the temple from Boss Man. Boss Man strikes away at Billy Gunn. Billy takes a kick. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Big kick from Boss Man. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Billy blocks a kick from Boss Man. Boss Man takes a kick. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Powerslam from Billy Gunn. Boss Man ducks a wild right hand. Tornado punch from Boss Man. Billy Gunn can barely stand. Boss Man Slam! 1....2....3. (44)
William Regal is backstage. He was out there to tell Goldberg that he was going to destroy him. (70)
Phew...this is a great show!
BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!
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Sophie posted...
This show has terrible matches, the crowd is leaving, book a title match, NOW!
-- WWE Intercontinental Title Match! Randy Orton vs Maven
Maven hits a right hand on Randy Orton. Orton eats a swinging neckbreaker slam from Maven. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Randy Orton elbows Maven in the face to break a hammerlock. Big clothesline on Maven. Maven takes a headbutt from Randy Orton. Bodyslam by Orton. Maven ducks a clothesline attempt. Maven DDTs Orton. Randy Orton is stunned as Maven heads to the top rope. Missile Dropkick! 1....2....3. (73)
Morrison v. Nash Trish/Melissa v. Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Kofi, Bourne, Otunga, McGillicutty, Primo, Sheffield, Ziggler, Swagger, Masters, X-Pac Ryan/Riley v. Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme v. Dreamer/Hurritino Gabriel/Parka v. Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Kane v. Chavo Sheamus/Jericho v. Punk/Leavine BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? NB: Maniac should leave his qualifier picks empty or write a note or something silly so I remember to give him half-points and nobody cheats off his answers >_>
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Morrison Trish/Melissa MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Kofi, Ziggler Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Kane Punk/Leavine BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Punk
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Nash Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Kofi, Swagger Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Chavo Sheamus/Jericho BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Sheamus
Morrison Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Swagger, X-Pac Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Chavo Punk/Leavine BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Punk
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Morrison Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Bourne, X-Pac Del Rio/Estrada Cena/Cryme Tyme Slater/Drew MitB Qualifier: Chavo Punk/Leavine BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Sheamus
I would like the record to show that I am here without a reminder (or at least without seeing a reminder).
Morrison Trish/Melissa Green Ant beats up Swagger, takes his spot, and wins the rumble Ryan/Riley Cena/Cryme Tyme Gabriel/Parka Nash tries to be Fake Kane but tears his quad climbing out from under the ring. Match is called off with no winner Sheamus/Jericho BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Punk NB: Done!
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Morrison Beth/Natalya MitB Qualifier Battle Royal (2): Kofi Ziggler Del Rio Cena/Cryme Tyme Gabriel/Parka MitB Qualifier: Chavo Punk/Leavine (EDIT) BONUS (2): Will Christian challenge Punk or Sheamus? Sheamus
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I meant that the battle royal was worth 2 points, not pick 2 people. >_> I am a bit confused as to how you could draw that conclusion, but since everybody did, the fault seems to be mine. <_< So that match is now worth one point, but you'll get credit if either guess is correct.
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Pre-show: Chavo is in the building and wants to make sure we remember he beat Orton last night (75); Serena d. Kelly (55); Christian is going to pick his WM opponent tonight! (86)
-Match: Morrison v. Nash Pretty disappointing match, in which Nash wins via exposed turnbuckle. Rating: 69
-Nash decides to have a bit of fun with Morrison, and gives him a whupping and some spray paint. Rating: 83
-Match: Trish/Melissa v. Divas of Doom Beth is starting to look unstoppable, and Natalya is right in line. Rating: 70
-Chavo is shown knocking on HHH’s door. Chavo feels he proved himself last night, and thinks that he has a better chance of being recognized by going straight to HHH. HHH says it’s funny Chavo mentions opportunity, because he’s putting together a Money in the Bank match! If Chavo wants in, he’ll even give him a qualifying match against...let’s see....how about KANE? Rating: 87
-MitB Qualifier Battle Royal: Air Boom, Otungacutty, Primo, Sheffield, ZigSwag, Masters, X-Pac Kinda turns into faction warfare. Final four are Kofi, Sheffield, Masters, and X-Pac. Everybody gangs up on Sheffield, and then X-Pac kamikazes Kofi to get Masters the win! THE NWO REIGN OF TERROR CONTINUES :O Rating: 73
-Del Rio is pretty upset after losing his title in the chamber. He and Estrada take their time with the entrance. Rating: 72
-Match: Ryan/Riley v. Del Rio/Estrada Apparently, a pissed off Del Rio is a dangerous Del Rio. He and his lackey make quick work of the designated jobbers. Rating: 65
-Match: Dreamer and Hurritino v. Cena and Cryme Tyme Oops, did I say designated jobbers for somebody else? Rating: 66
-It’s time to get serious for Cena and his crew. They won’t stop until they’ve destroyed all Rock stands for and beaten him at Wrestlemania. Rating: 84
-Match: Gabriel/Parka v. Slater/Drew Gabriel looks to be in fine form for his upcoming US Title shot! Parka also appears to be bringing his A-game, and the faces pick up a solid win. Rating: 68
-MitB Qualifier: Kane v. Chavo Chavo pulls out another almost-face performance, chipping away at the Big Red Machine and scratching out a win somehow. Rating: 80
-Punk is out to the ring with his entourage. The Chamber proved that the nWo cannot be ignored, and with the title, they’re stronger than ever! They’ve added Leavine, locked up a main event at Mania, and gotten Masters in Money in the Bank! Punk wants to beat Christian at Mania to cement his group’s influence. Rating: 100
-Match: Sheamus and Jericho v. Punk and Leavine CHRISTIAN is out for color, and will be making his choice after the match. It’s pretty heated, but Sheamus is able to exploit Leavine as the weak link, and secure the win. Rating: 87
-Punk gets on the mic and says this is all stupid, and tells Christian to hurry up and pick. Sheamus smirks while Punk runs down Christian on the mic. Christian reminds Punk they could fight, and asks if that’s what Punk wants? Punk admits he is trying to goad Christian into challenging him, since he sees Christian as weak. Christian’s welcome to challenge that perception. It looks like we’re getting Christian/Punk until Sheamus mentions that this is probably better anyway, as he’s already kicked Christian’s butt several times and doing it again would be boring. Christian takes even MORE offense to that, and challenges Sheamus to ONE MORE MATCH! Rating: 96
-Punk scoffs, and supposes he’ll have to deal with some other schmuck. No big d- just then, Punk realizes something, and in that moment, Ride of the Valkyries hits. Punk looks a bit scared as Bryan struts to the ring and cashes in Money in the Bank on Punk for Wrestlemania! Rating: 85
Post-show: Faces clean house (95); HHH/Curtis d. Reks/Hawkins (57)
-It’s always awkward when the awesome vets (in this case Trish) gain something like Performance from working with less established names. >_>
-Checking the dirt sheet for the ME, I noticed Leavine was penalized for “negative crowd reaction.” I don’t think I’ve seen that one before, and I am not even sure how precisely he managed to get it. TALENT.
-AND NOT A LOL ANGLES IN SIGHT >:D it’s like I only gave the mic to people who were over or something fancy that
-Leavine is SLOWLY becoming watchable! I wouldn’t expect this push to last very long past the mandated WM program, but he has a chance of sticking around as a midcarder instead of immediately getting buried/FCW/fired.