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ScareChan
01/10/12 1:06:00 PM
#1:


SHOULD I EAT HIM

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:13:00 PM
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LANDING ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW, FROM PLANET FUNK....

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/10/12 1:14:00 PM
#3:


SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!

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X_Dante_X
01/10/12 1:14:00 PM
#4:


IT'S SHEAMUS

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X_Dante_X
01/10/12 1:14:00 PM
#5:


damn it zhang

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:15:00 PM
#6:


Oh my goodness, let's hope Sheamus decides to come out and get Funky one day with the Funkasaurus.

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/10/12 1:16:00 PM
#7:


F*** your Sheamus.

This topic is about Brodus "Funkasaurus" Clay.

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bryans7
01/10/12 1:16:00 PM
#8:


You already know what they'll say.

WHITE MAN CAN FUNK

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:22:00 PM
#9:


MAH BAD

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bryans7
01/10/12 1:26:00 PM
#10:


If only Glacier came back, he could team with Brodus and get Tyler Perry to manage them, and be called Funky Cold Madea.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:29:00 PM
#11:


I feel saddened when I look around other corners of the IWC and see that a lot of people hated the Funkasaurus.

Are we just that much savvier or something?

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/10/12 1:30:00 PM
#12:


Eh, to be fair... I am slightly concerned for Brodus and his career because of this gimmick, because it doesn't seem like one that will ever take you much further than midcard (eventually leading to midcard fodder). However, it's still fantastic and entertaining. I just think he would've been great as the badass heel he was intended to be.

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bryans7
01/10/12 1:31:00 PM
#13:


Those are the same people who buy Brown Shooter XXIV: This Time In Space. Fun is a foreign concept to them.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:33:00 PM
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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #012
Eh, to be fair... I am slightly concerned for Brodus and his career because of this gimmick, because it doesn't seem like one that will ever take you much further than midcard (eventually leading to midcard fodder). However, it's still fantastic and entertaining. I just think he would've been great as the badass heel he was intended to be.


Brodus has YEARS before he should be above the midcard anyway. He can be Mark Henry 2.0 after Mark retires!

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PrivateBiscuit1
01/10/12 1:35:00 PM
#15:


You know how fickle WWE is about releasing their midcarders though! (Although they've been surprisingly quiet in that regard lately.)

But according to loldirtsheets, Brodus Clay was supposed to have the Hall of Pain gimmick after pitching it to the writing staff!

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:37:00 PM
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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #015
You know how fickle WWE is about releasing their midcarders though! (Although they've been surprisingly quiet in that regard lately.)


True, but they gave Brodus dancers and pyro, and his personality just took the gimmick higher in one night than Scorpio was ever able to take Flash Funk.

I will be shocked if this doesn't become a really popular midcard character, assuming they actually give him screen time.

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ScareChan
01/10/12 1:38:00 PM
#17:


I think Brodus is going to be like Ziggler in the fact that he will run with anything and at the end of the stay still have what it takes to do what he has to in wrestling

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:40:00 PM
#18:


How about a Brodus/R-Truth meeting where Truth thinks Brodus is an actual dinosaur.

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muddersmilk
01/10/12 1:40:00 PM
#19:


JaKyL25 posted...
I feel saddened when I look around other corners of the IWC and see that a lot of people hated the Funkasaurus.

Are we just that much savvier or something?


Some people hate fun.

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muddersmilk
01/10/12 1:43:00 PM
#20:


PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Eh, to be fair... I am slightly concerned for Brodus and his career because of this gimmick, because it doesn't seem like one that will ever take you much further than midcard (eventually leading to midcard fodder). However, it's still fantastic and entertaining. I just think he would've been great as the badass heel he was intended to be.

He can still become a badass later. Viscera started as Mabel the giant purple wearing rapper. And heck, he went farther with that gimmick then with the creepy badass heel thing.

This will get him over, and then he can turn heel when he just gets sick of all this funk stuff and becomes the dark vicious badass heel he was originally going to be.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:44:00 PM
#21:


I bet Zeke is somewhere kicking a can with his hands in his pockets saying "I wish I was a Funkasaurus."

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muddersmilk
01/10/12 1:46:00 PM
#22:


Same for Cadillac or whatever that guy on ECW's name was.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:47:00 PM
#23:


I'm not even sure who you're referring to. He MUST have been irrelevant if I don't remember him.

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 1:47:00 PM
#24:


From: JaKyL25 | #011
I feel saddened when I look around other corners of the IWC and see that a lot of people hated the Funkasaurus.

Are we just that much savvier or something?


There are people who, honest to god, will shun fun just to complain about WWE.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 1:47:00 PM
#25:


Wait...do you mean Marcus Cor Von, aka Monty Brown from TNA?

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muddersmilk
01/10/12 1:48:00 PM
#26:


Yeah that is the guy.

Not sure where I got Cadillac from. I was going to just say the guy who used The Pounce.

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Eeeevil Overlord
01/10/12 1:50:00 PM
#27:


Not sure why people don't think Brodus can get properly over with the gimmick, look at Rikishi. He made it to main events (dragging Too Cool with him) and it was only the poorly done heel turn that screwed him up. Brodus is more talented than Rikishi, so he'll get the job done. Plus, for the people complaining about it (not here, of course), they don't seem to take into account how little people would've cared if Brodus had debuted normally after all the videos and then delays of his debut. This was unexpected and awesome. Long live the funkasaurus!

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bryans7
01/10/12 1:50:00 PM
#28:


I have a lot of respect for Monty Brown/Marcus Cor Von. Left the business after his sister passed away to take care of her kids. That's called being a man.

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muddersmilk
01/10/12 1:51:00 PM
#29:


I liked Cor Von in ECW. And hearing that it sounds like he is a great person as well.

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ScareChan
01/10/12 1:58:00 PM
#30:


I hope he does come back one day though

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 2:01:00 PM
#31:


From: Eeeevil Overlord | #027
Not sure why people don't think Brodus can get properly over with the gimmick, look at Rikishi. He made it to main events (dragging Too Cool with him) and it was only the poorly done heel turn that screwed him up. Brodus is more talented than Rikishi, so he'll get the job done. Plus, for the people complaining about it (not here, of course), they don't seem to take into account how little people would've cared if Brodus had debuted normally after all the videos and then delays of his debut. This was unexpected and awesome. Long live the funkasaurus!


In their defense, I think a lot of them, as smart as they want to be, have forgotten that most of the biggest main eventers of all time started out with goofy gimmicks to get over. And some barely even shed those gimmicks.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:05:00 PM
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From: Eeeevil Overlord | #027
Brodus is more talented than Rikishi, so he'll get the job done.


I agree with everything else you said, but are we sure about this? Rikishi was damn talented.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:10:00 PM
#33:


Speaking of "Well I didn't see that coming," here's a column where Howard Finkel endorses John Laurinaitis as both the official GM of Raw as well as possibly the new GM of the New York Jets.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2012-01-09/finkel-jets

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 2:12:00 PM
#34:


From: JaKyL25 | #032
I agree with everything else you said, but are we sure about this? Rikishi was damn talented.


Well, at the very least he's more talented on the mic.

I probably haven't seen enough of him in the ring yet to make a totally fair judgment call, but his matches in FCW make him look possibly better than even Rikishi to me.

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DeathChicken
01/10/12 2:13:00 PM
#35:


Best talent Rikishi had was spinning around like a pinball on clotheslines and making Brock Lesnar look insane by getting up for the F5

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Eeeevil Overlord
01/10/12 2:14:00 PM
#36:


"I agree with everything else you said, but are we sure about this? Rikishi was damn talented."

As Rad said, I meant more on the microphone. In-ring I'd say there's not too much difference. But the reason Rikishi never had staying power in the main event is because he couldn't get himself over as a heel, even when he was given the hottest story around to turn him, and I have no doubt Brodus would be able to get himself over pretty easily.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:16:00 PM
#37:


Okay, yeah, I can agree with that then.

Rikishi's best "mic work" was Samoan grunting as a Headshrinker.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:18:00 PM
#38:


On a completely different note, the CHIKARA team coming to ROH to take on the Briscoes in Philly is confirmed to be Hallowicked/Jigsaw.

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GTM
01/10/12 2:36:00 PM
#39:


tag from planet FUNK

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Lopen
01/10/12 2:45:00 PM
#40:


Main reason I'm behind Funkasaurus Clay (other than it being hilariously ridiculous to the point where I think I could've booked it) is that WWE already has a saturation of monsters that are lauded for their power. Henry, Kane, Big Show-- hell even Ezekiel Jackson in the midcard. It just seems redundant to have yet another one when they're not even fully using the ones they have. And with 3/4 of those guys being main eventers, you don't really want Clay heading towards the main event with that gimmick any time soon anyway.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:49:00 PM
#41:


From: Lopen | #040
Main reason I'm behind Funkasaurus Clay (other than it being hilariously ridiculous to the point where I think I could've booked it) is that WWE already has a saturation of monsters that are lauded for their power. Henry, Kane, Big Show-- hell even Ezekiel Jackson in the midcard. It just seems redundant to have yet another one when they're not even fully using the ones they have. And with 3/4 of those guys being main eventers, you don't really want Clay heading towards the main event with that gimmick any time soon anyway.


Agreed one million percent, and I didn't even realize it until the moment Justin Roberts announced him.

WWE actually being ahead of its own curve is praise-worthy.

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 2:50:00 PM
#42:


Yeah, I saw an article earlier about character diversity, and how right now every heel is either cocky and cowardly, or Kane. And also how everyone is a heel, for that matter.

So this is definitely a good move even objectively.

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Lopen
01/10/12 2:56:00 PM
#43:


Honestly what I don't get is why there aren't more ridiculous gimmicks popping out since WWE PG started. If the show is supposedly marketing to children again, children love ridiculous gimmicks. I'm not saying we should return to the early 90s, but I'm pretty sure Funkasaurus is the only truly gimmicky guy on the roster right now, which seems like a misuse of the demographic they're supposedly going towards.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 2:57:00 PM
#44:


ADR is kind of a gimmick, but he might be the next closest thing outside of Taker and Kane.

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Lopen
01/10/12 3:00:00 PM
#45:


Well there's Hornswoggle if he counts (he shouldn't). But other than that...

Oh and add Mason Ryan, who is unused to the point that he makes Jackson look like a superstar, to that list. So 5.

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 3:00:00 PM
#46:


From: Lopen | #043
If the show is supposedly marketing to children again, children love ridiculous gimmicks.


Actually, no. Kids now-a-days (at least I think this is a now-a-days thing; I don't remember what kids used to be in to) want believably badass characters so they can argue about how such and such is the best ever and feel mature. They hate gimmicks and think gimmicky characters are "stupid."

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 3:00:00 PM
#47:


Speaking of gimmicks, they struck gold with the Swagger Soaring Eagle and then canned it. WTF!

BRING BACK THE SOARING EAGLE

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 3:03:00 PM
#48:


I don't know, kids want to be seen as mature and think anything fun is "kiddy" ever since the internet. And then those kids will probably grow up to love those things because they never had the chance when they were younger.

#sociologywrestling

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Rad Link 5
01/10/12 3:06:00 PM
#49:


Yeah, I loved fun things when I was young.

Damn kids on my wrestling lawn.

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JaKyL25
01/10/12 3:06:00 PM
#50:


Man, when I was a kid all I wanted was some TMNT and Tiny Toon Adventures.

In fact, all the more quasi-serious s*** like GI Joe and Transformers turned me off.

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