Current Events > A billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.

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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:13:10 PM
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One bi-llion dollars in exchange for making everyone bi?




- everyone (including you) is bisexual
- everyone likes men and women with equal attraction
- nobody knows you were the one who made bisexuality universal
- your current likes and dislikes are consistent among all sexes and genders and are not changed
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PIITB415
11/22/19 7:13:42 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
everyone (including you) is bisexual


Nope
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boxington
11/22/19 7:14:45 PM
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now I get to double my chance...

2 x 0 = 0

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SailorGoon
11/22/19 7:15:06 PM
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On one hand: this basically doubles my chances of getting some.

On the other: 2 x 0 = 0

Yeah, no downside here

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SailorGoon
11/22/19 7:15:22 PM
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boxington posted...
now I get to double my chance...

2 x 0 = 0

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Fuckin beat me too it

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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:15:40 PM
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Sailor Goon, ya got ninja'd.
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Pancake
11/22/19 7:16:12 PM
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nothing even changes
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vigorm0rtis
11/22/19 7:16:12 PM
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Yeah, sure, whatever.

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SailorGoon
11/22/19 7:16:13 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Sailor Goon, ya got ninja'd.
No u

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Gobstoppers12
11/22/19 7:16:14 PM
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I can be bisexual and still strongly prefer women. I'd take that money easily.
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CanuckCowboy
11/22/19 7:16:20 PM
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It much more than doubles your chances. Youre neglecting the billionaire part of the equation.

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boxington
11/22/19 7:16:45 PM
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at this moment, I feel euphoric

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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:17:00 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I can be bisexual and still strongly prefer women. I'd take that money easily.


FortuneCookie posted...
- everyone likes men and women with equal attraction
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Gobstoppers12
11/22/19 7:18:58 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
everyone likes men and women with equal attraction

Not me, I'm still going exclusively for women.
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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:22:11 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
everyone likes men and women with equal attraction

Not me, I'm still going exclusively for women.


Then you're still excluded from collecting a billion. <_<
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LukeFalk
11/22/19 7:23:09 PM
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Worth it
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Gobstoppers12
11/22/19 7:26:35 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Then you're still excluded from collecting a billion. <_<

Nah, I'll be bisexual. I just won't date any dudes.
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Unit7
11/22/19 7:28:04 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Then you're still excluded from collecting a billion. <_<


i mean just because you are bisexual doesnt mean you cant date and have sex with only one.

Though if if you were bisexual its doubtful youd really care.

Just sayin.

Id take the money. Id take it all day every day. I mean the only thing it really change for me is id be rich.
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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:31:16 PM
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I said bisexual, not polyamorous. You can be bi and be monogamous. (Most are.)

Buuuut, you can't write off any and all potential for dating the same sex when your attraction to men and women is 50/50. Not the case for all bisexuals, but a stipulation of this scenario as laid out in the first post.

Gobstopper is trying to cheat the rules. :v
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MrNintendo1213
11/22/19 7:33:07 PM
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What about people who already like boys and girls, but have preferences. I'm bi or pan or whatever, but I'm not into masculine guys at all. I love the booty and especially traps with the booty. Plus cock looks so yummy. Well if it's smooth shaven. Fuck body hair.

Either way I get a billion dollars.
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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:33:37 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
What about people who already like boys and girls, but have preferences. I'm bi or pan or whatever, but I'm not into masculine guys at all. I love the booty and especially traps with the booty. Plus cock looks so yummy. Well if it's smooth shaven. Fuck body hair.

Either way I get a billion dollars.


FortuneCookie posted...
- your current likes and dislikes are consistent among all sexes and genders and are not changed
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masticatingman
11/22/19 7:34:14 PM
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I dont think much changes. I think a very high proportion of people have latent bicurious urges, which for a variety of reasons they just dont see as worth the effort in trying to pursue.
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CHAON1
11/22/19 7:36:08 PM
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Can I be a power top only?
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meralonne
11/22/19 7:38:00 PM
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Ill take the billion. Already married, not gonna cheat, so any change in my sexual preferences would be completely irrelevant.

The rest of you can figure it out for yourselves. ;)
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Gobstoppers12
11/22/19 7:38:18 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Buuuut, you can't write off any and all potential for dating the same sex when your attraction to men and women is 50/50

Put it this way:

I may be attracted to men and women physically by a totally balanced 50/50, but one of my personal criteria for dating is "can I have a biological child with this person?"

If the answer is no, I won't go for it. Unless by doing this deal it somehow alters the basic fundamentals of my personality and life goals, which is an entirely different question.
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MrNintendo1213
11/22/19 7:39:29 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
What about people who already like boys and girls, but have preferences. I'm bi or pan or whatever, but I'm not into masculine guys at all. I love the booty and especially traps with the booty. Plus cock looks so yummy. Well if it's smooth shaven. Fuck body hair.

Either way I get a billion dollars.


FortuneCookie posted...
- your current likes and dislikes are consistent among all sexes and genders and are not changed


That doesnt answer my question. I meant for other people. Because just saying 50/50 for what they like doesnt answer everything. Tbh I would prefer a boy because cock>vagina from my non touching experience. But also I prefer traits considered feminine. What about other people like me? Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?
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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:41:30 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.
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MrNintendo1213
11/22/19 7:43:02 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.


Okay so, free billion dollars and nothing changes. Thanks homie.
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Vicious_Dios
11/22/19 7:44:04 PM
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PIITB415 posted...
Nope



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Tyranthraxus
11/22/19 7:44:36 PM
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What happens to asexuals?

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FortuneCookie
11/22/19 7:44:42 PM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.


Okay so, free billion dollars and nothing changes. Thanks homie.


Preference as type, not orientation. Everyone still has a 50/50 attraction to men and women.
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KILBOTz
11/22/19 8:16:54 PM
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Dealsies. Id be a big ol bear and get so much manass.

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_Matchabuu_
11/22/19 8:18:50 PM
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Im already pansexual so yea
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008Zulu
11/25/19 12:27:45 AM
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I don't see the harm in it, I take the money.
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Tenmyouji
11/25/19 12:28:39 AM
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I can deal with this. Accept.
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Guide
11/25/19 12:34:48 AM
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Sure. Just doubled my odds of getting laid, and got money for it.

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gguirao
11/25/19 2:50:23 AM
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No deal.
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Middle hope
11/25/19 2:51:04 AM
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Guide posted...
Sure. Just doubled my odds of getting laid, and got money for it.
0 times 0 is still 0

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MrMallard
11/25/19 2:52:34 AM
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Excellent. One step closer to work peace.
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MrNintendo1213
11/25/19 2:58:22 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
FortuneCookie posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Does everyone keep their preferences they already have?


Yes.


Okay so, free billion dollars and nothing changes. Thanks homie.


Preference as type, not orientation. Everyone still has a 50/50 attraction to men and women.


You said they keep their preferences. If they prefer someone who looks like a girl and has a big round smooth ass, they won't notice any difference. It's impossible to have both of the things you describe happen. Either they keep the same preferences, or they now like all men and women equally.

I guess your preference for genitals is the only thing that changes? So now you like cock and pussy equally maybe. Because if you used to not like people who looked like guys then your preferences would still not like people who look like guys.

Nothing would change unless you alter people's preferences too. Otherwise they probably won't realize anything has changed. Or they will essentially be living in the closet not admitting it to themselves or anyone else.
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StealthRock
11/25/19 3:00:11 AM
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Nah, im cool
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MrNintendo1213
11/25/19 3:00:47 AM
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EIiza posted...
Damn a lot of fragile heterosexuality ITT


Pretty much this too.
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StealthRock
11/25/19 3:03:49 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
EIiza posted...
Damn a lot of fragile heterosexuality ITT


Pretty much this too.

Why cant heterosexuals have their preferences?

Would you call a gay person fragile for being strictly gay?
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MrNintendo1213
11/25/19 3:09:57 AM
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StealthRock posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
EIiza posted...
Damn a lot of fragile heterosexuality ITT


Pretty much this too.

Why cant heterosexuals have their preferences?

Would you call a gay person fragile for being strictly gay?


He said you keep your preferences.

And tbh I wouldn't be surprised if lots of gay people would hit a switch to turn straight so they would have an easier time in life.

And honestly, if everyone got turned on by everyone then why do you care? You won't find them gross anymore so really it just means you get to have more fun. Tbh, if I could flip the switch to like manly guys along with cute girls and traps I would. There are always so many thirsty guys who want their cock sucked, which would be fun if they weren't so unappealing.

Like, what if someone would pay you money to make everyone in the world like all types of food equally? Would you say no because right now you don't like mushrooms, so ewww no way would you want to start liking them. It is the same thing, but replace one kind of mushroom with another.
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StealthRock
11/25/19 3:44:35 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
StealthRock posted...
MrNintendo1213 posted...
EIiza posted...
Damn a lot of fragile heterosexuality ITT


Pretty much this too.

Why cant heterosexuals have their preferences?

Would you call a gay person fragile for being strictly gay?


He said you keep your preferences.

And tbh I wouldn't be surprised if lots of gay people would hit a switch to turn straight so they would have an easier time in life.

And honestly, if everyone got turned on by everyone then why do you care? You won't find them gross anymore so really it just means you get to have more fun. Tbh, if I could flip the switch to like manly guys along with cute girls and traps I would. There are always so many thirsty guys who want their cock sucked, which would be fun if they weren't so unappealing.

Like, what if someone would pay you money to make everyone in the world like all types of food equally? Would you say no because right now you don't like mushrooms, so ewww no way would you want to start liking them. It is the same thing, but replace one kind of mushroom with another.

I dony care about other peoples sexual orientation. I just dont want that for myself

Not to mention, what would make unappealing dudes any more appealing if everyone were bisexual? Bisexual doesnt mean hypersexual.

Have men been so defeated by dating that a world where other men like them is ideal? Kinda sad if you ask me
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teepan95
11/25/19 4:23:00 AM
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I feel like TC needs to realise that you don't have to like both sexes equally in order to be bisexual
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Foppe
11/25/19 4:30:10 AM
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So people got no real reason to hate people because of their sexuality now?
Deal!

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