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*slices arm on edge* "Is this how I get the Coronavirus?"
FortuneCookie204/20 11:49pm
Mt. Dew is a mistake.
FortuneCookie604/18 2:25pm
I woke up just as she started turning into a werewolf.
FortuneCookie104/13 11:29pm
I'm not tall enough to be Tinkerbell. :(
FortuneCookie104/09 8:10pm
Disney acquires SEGA, but...
FortuneCookie704/07 6:58pm
What's the name of that Pokemon devil dog?
FortuneCookie403/29 10:33pm
They don't have bullets in the future because factories have ceased production.
FortuneCookie203/24 11:06am
Last level you played now requires 6 ft. of social distancing.
FortuneCookie1503/24 1:19am
"I should spend my day off working on my story."
FortuneCookie803/20 8:43pm
I would start preparing for lockdown.
FortuneCookie1003/20 5:10pm
"If I horde toilet paper, that means someone else goes without."
FortuneCookie403/20 12:03pm
"Sir, you can't use that [back scratcher] in here."
FortuneCookie203/15 4:45pm
This is why shipping is the worst thing ever...
FortuneCookie403/04 11:46am
Petty things that put you in a bad mood?
FortuneCookie603/03 7:30pm
Bob and Alice's heads are swapped in a bizarre alien experiment.
FortuneCookie103/03 7:09pm
$1 Billion but you turn into a leopard whenever you sneeze.
FortuneCookie1502/18 8:40pm
My six year old self has been avenged.
FortuneCookie1402/14 11:02pm
Batman and Catwoman are furries, right?
FortuneCookie302/12 9:44am
Surveys can be insane.
FortuneCookie502/12 9:43am
*sees an ad for the new Jumanji movie*
FortuneCookie102/01 10:14am
Fuck! The oven keeps shutting itself off.
FortuneCookie401/04 2:03pm
*roars*
FortuneCookie101/01 11:49am
I just found out a favorite furry character has a resin figure.
FortuneCookie601/01 1:33am
Can robots engage in incest?
FortuneCookie412/01 10:40pm
Would you ever spend $400 on two games you already own?
FortuneCookie1112/01 10:18pm
A billion dollars, but the world is now bisexual.
FortuneCookie4911/25 4:30am
I'm working on an action-fantasy story with a female lead.
FortuneCookie711/17 10:02pm
My Deodorant: expires 7-19
FortuneCookie711/10 1:03pm
I'm dreaming of a white... Halloween!?
FortuneCookie210/31 10:06pm
Why are you dressed like it's Halloween?
FortuneCookie310/30 8:10pm
*keyboard stops working* *deletes all porn*
FortuneCookie710/18 11:13pm
How does Joker even work?
FortuneCookie2010/09 12:43am
Your reaction: DC follows 'incel' Joker with 'manlet' Penguin.
FortuneCookie1110/08 11:35am
Saw these two movie posters opposite one another in a theater hallway...
FortuneCookie109/22 10:30pm
I wanna go to /b/ for the furry threads, but I don't wanna see conspiracy shit.
FortuneCookie809/12 12:07am
"Now what did I need at the dollar store?"
FortuneCookie109/01 12:59pm
Your reaction: MCU X-Men are jobbers
FortuneCookie908/17 10:25pm
I dreamt last night that Disney replaced Dumbo's crows with Simpsons cameos.
FortuneCookie107/29 10:28pm
$1 Million, but your next child is named Captain Skyhawk.
FortuneCookie707/28 12:42pm
What are your recent cringey purchases?
FortuneCookie1007/26 8:32am
I'm not sure how I feel about Sand Panda's death.
FortuneCookie507/25 9:54pm
Should other studios try live action remakes of their animated movies?
FortuneCookie307/21 2:08pm
Is Idris Elba furry?
FortuneCookie107/19 8:10pm
Taylor Swift is gonna turn a bunch of people furry with this one.
FortuneCookie1207/18 11:47pm
*keyboard stops working* *deletes all porn from laptop*
FortuneCookie207/16 11:19pm
It's weird that Sega Animaniacs gave Dot powers of seduction.
FortuneCookie207/14 11:16pm
I can't believe Disney cast a black musician in the remake!
FortuneCookie407/07 4:24pm
*wears an Uncle Sam hat to work*
FortuneCookie407/04 7:50pm
*spares the life of a giant-ass spider* *goes to bed*
FortuneCookie707/01 10:44pm
To settle it, let's agree to pronounce .gif with a Spanish g.
FortuneCookie506/28 2:31pm
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