Current Events > $1 Billion but you turn into a leopard whenever you sneeze.

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FortuneCookie
02/16/20 2:41:04 PM
#1:


And fake sneezes don't count!


  • Your clothes magically disappear as a leopard and reappear as a human.
  • You might get a tummy ache if you have too many vegetables on your stomach when you transform.
  • You retain human intelligence, but your speech is slurred because of your muzzle. (You sound drunk.)
  • You do not become human again until you have sneezed as a leopard.




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Mareen
02/16/20 2:41:53 PM
#2:


Fuck yeah.

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nevershine
02/16/20 2:42:17 PM
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Ive been sneezing a ton lately. That could either work for me, or against me.


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boxington
02/16/20 2:42:55 PM
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how about if you hold in your sneeze?

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thronedfire2
02/16/20 2:43:20 PM
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How often do leopards sneeze? My cat hardly ever sneezes

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GregShmedley
02/16/20 2:43:46 PM
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Well I typically sneeze in "twos" so I'm ok with this.

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SaltyWet
02/16/20 2:44:11 PM
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Am I an African leopard or Sri Lankan leopard or Persian leopard or Amur leopard or some other subspecies?

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FortuneCookie
02/16/20 2:44:12 PM
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nevershine posted...
Ive been sneezing a ton lately. That could either work for me, or against me.

Every single sneeze transforms you.

Achoo!
Achoo!
Achoo!

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FortuneCookie
02/16/20 2:45:06 PM
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SaltyWet posted...
Am I an African leopard or Sri Lankan leopard or Persian leopard or Amur leopard or some other subspecies?

I don't know. *is flung from bridge*

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slmcknett
02/16/20 2:45:37 PM
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Yeah, just have some pepper or some shit around you at all times, let your people know what's going on, and then if you sneeze have them force you to sneeze again with that pepper.

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RieTakahash
02/16/20 2:50:47 PM
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Mareen posted...
f*** yeah.

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ArchNemo
02/16/20 2:55:38 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
How often do leopards sneeze? My cat hardly ever sneezes

This was my thought. It seems like you'd be spending a lot more time as a leopard.
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averagejoel
02/16/20 3:02:29 PM
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this is like a funnier version of Monster By Mistake

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gguirao
02/18/20 8:31:58 PM
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Deal.

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SuperVegitoFAN
02/18/20 8:40:21 PM
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slmcknett posted...
Yeah, just have some pepper or some shit around you at all times, let your people know what's going on, and then if you sneeze have them force you to sneeze again with that pepper.

Or something small and long that you can use to "Tickle" the sneeze hairs.

Ive done that in the past... for shits and giggles.

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