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WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Booker T and Goldust Vs. The Un-Americans (c)

Goldust with a powerslam on lance storm, uppercut to Christian. Armdrag on Storm, whip and an atomic drop. Booker T tags in.

Elbow, Storm with a knee, sidewalk slam by Booker T. Kneedrop and Storm kicks out. Goldust gets beaten up by Christian on the outside. Backbreaker, Goldust getting double teamed.

Counter, rollup kickout and Storm gets driven down. Christian tags in and stomps Goldust. Front facelock backdrop and Booker T runs wild, but Nick Patrick didn't see it.

Poor Goldust, he's been isolated in the corner and fighting back, slingshot into Storm. Both men in the ring are down. Chairs are in, conchairto misses, Goldust with the double clothesline.

Booker T tags in and he's cleaning house, backdrops all over, chopping Christian. Dropkick and Christian kicks out. Unprettier countered, Storm jumps in clocks the ref by accident.

Scissor kicks, Spinaroonie! High kick to the face, ref is still down. Storm's cheap shot misses. BIG BOOT BY TEST! He runs out and Christian wins it for the un-americans.


Nidia making out in New York.


WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Chris Benoit (c) Vs. Rob Van Dam

Cagey start, RVD testing the waters with some hard kicks. Benoit bails and circles the ring. Benoit trying to work the head, neck and shoulder.

Sideheadlock, Shoulder charge misses, crossbody Benoit kicks out. RVD punching and Benoit dodges kicks and uses a german. JR mentions how Benoit looked up to the Dynamite Kid.

RVD's arm is under Benoit's control. Benoit's got a busted lip, inside craddle. Backslide and Benoit clotheslines RVD. Benoit falls and the split legged moonsault connects with the knees.

Benoit wants to end this already, diving headbutt misses. Van Dam misses his five star frog splash. Crossface and RVD is far from the ropes. He's inching towards them. He uses those legs to get to the ropes.

Stephanie's supporting Benoit. RVD flexing a lot to look intense. Van Dam goes high, Benoit pushes him back down. Benoit picking apart the arm. RVD and Benoit fighting over their arms.

Rabid Wolverine breaks it all up. Legsweep by Van Dam, Rolling thunder caught in the crossface again. I like how all of Van Dam's moves eventually lead to the crossface. Van Dam breaks free rollup.

Benoit sent crashing into the ringpost. Hammerlock and big northern lights suplex. Benoit's using suplexes from any position. Crossface again, he doesn't care if it doesn't work at least Van Dam will tire out.

Van Dam tried getting to the ropes, Benoit changes his submission. Van Dam now attempting the crossface. Springboard and Benoit gets knocked out. Rolling Thunder connects! Benoit kicks out in time.

Shoulder charges and RVD covers Benoit, nearfall. Five Star Frog Splash! Van Dam wins it.


Test Vs. Undertaker

Undertaker is now a good guy protecting america from Test. JR keeps banging on about Test's physical stats. Shoulder block, armdrag.

Undertaker manhandling Test and assaulting Test, there's a strong shoulder tackle. Undertaker wanted old school, Test whipped the ref into the ropes.

Lawler's saying its typical un-american to not want to get old schooled. Whip and Undertaker's knees hit the steps. He'll be feeling that in ten years.

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Summerslam 2002

Kurt Angle Vs. Rey Mysterio


REY FROM BEHIND WITH A HURRICANRANA! Dropkick and he's got all the momentum. Switches, Angle wants the lock, Rey's gotten to the ropes.

619 already, Angle avoids it. Angle whips him into the barricade. Mysterio getting suplexed. Rey's going for a sunset flip, kickout. Angle's going for clotheslines.

Angle is being told he sucks, punches in the corner. Backbreaker and Mysterio kicks out. This match has been short but feels like a lot has happened already.

Rey's knees are being focused on. Rollup, Angle kicks out. Sunset flip attempt and now he's going for an Angle Slam and Rey avoids it, using the ropes as leverage

Angle falls out of the ring, Rey's recovering, Angle's regrouping. Rey tried diving but the Ref stops him. Rey goes flying over the ref to knock out Angle.

Springboard legdrop. Ankle lock, Rey kicks out, 619 it connects! WEST COAST POP! ANGLE KICKS OUT! Kick to the chin and Rey's going to go flying again.

Springboard dropkick, he's thinking hurricanrana from the top, countered into an Ankle lock, Rey's close to the ropes and Angle pulls him to the middle of the ring.


Stephanie and Eric are chilling out looking smug. Not a pretty sight.


Chris Jericho Vs. Ric Flair

We could be in for a chopfest. Well backdrops and suplexes are nice too. There's our chopfest. Jericho skins the cat.

Punches in the corner Jericho regains momentum clotheslining Flair. Barricade gets exposed and Flair's dropped on them. Jericho is using hard right hands to fight back.

Chops from Flair, Elbow by Jericho and he takes him down from the air. Kickout by Flair. Some tape to strangle Flair always works.

Chops are nice, punches are just as effective. Jericho gloating too much and the king of the world is getting clowned.

Hard chop and again. Flair with a suplex, Jericho now feels what Flair's back feels. Flair gets caught into what could be the walls. Inside craddle comes up short.

This time Jericho's the one using the chops, Bulldog LIONSAULT MISSES! Now Flair attemps the Walls, he's got a half boston crab. Jericho has the figure four locked in.

Flair got to the ropes, Jericho yelling he tapped out. Low blow, Flair has the figure four, Jericho taps out.


Package for a Hulk Hogan DVD set, Heyman notes that this is because Hulk's career is dead.


Eddie Guerrero Vs. Edge

Tie up and some fast moves, flapjack from Edge. Guerrero controlling Edge, leapfrog and Eddie hits the rope.

Edge striking and he's got Eddie tied up to the ropes. Edge goes for the spear. Miss and he's out of the ring. Armbar takedown. Eddie's targetting that arm.

DDT off the top rope and he's got the arm again. Edge has the hand on the rope and Eddie was still stomping him.

Edge fading and at three he revives! Eddie's going after the arm again. Eddie runs into a powerslam. Backdrop Eddie's got an elbow Edge hits back with a DDT.

Suplex over the top rope. Crossbody and down goes Eddie. Edge off the top rope drives Eddie down. Spear's incoming, Eddie with a dropkick.

High flying action from the Smackdown six and Edge goes for a pin. Suplex and a cover, swinging neckbreaker, Eddie's climbing up for a splash.

Edge got pushed off, they dodge each other and Edge spears Eddie! Down goes Eddie and Edge has won this.

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Who turned Fink heel.

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well that rules out Nisemonogatari completly.

So Durarara

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buuuuuuump/.

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Jo sux

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Kerber is everyone's dark horse

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Steen hates you all.

Which is why we all love him.

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Because umpires don't like the surface.

Federer with a broken back is apparently a better player. Maybe he needs to use painkillers more often.

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Williams out is always a good thing.

Sharapova not putting it together is a cmon Gylgamesh use your voodoo again,

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Yay Nee's back, now he just needs to reach the SD six/

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Marathoning a series like a pro.

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Iniesta is objectively a better player than Pele now.

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Dennis Taylor vs Steve Davis imo

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That ain't the greatest frame ever.

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Lefty's stalking me.

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Paolo Rossi would totally have beaten them.

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Being Lancer is suffering.

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Zola and Vieri are Italian and totally awesome.

Liked them more than Raul and Morientes.

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Man if you thought Car insurance was a pain in the ass, just look at Teleportation insurance.

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Everything better with haunted Jets.

Everything worse with bees.

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bump

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KG gonna mentor Fab n Jared obv.

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Season 1 nearly over then.

I kinda like all the Melodrama in Zero tbh.

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Emiya's got a cool gun

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Would you still use cars just as much as you do now?

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Come to think of it wsn't it stated that if Stay's Berserker was an Archer he'd be way stronger?

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huh, oh wow you must be on ep like 6-7 already from the looks of it.

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I liked that show.

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USA on the backpedal.

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sooo ugly this game.

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Dunno how to feel here.

I dislike Murray, but I love Lendl.

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Also he just gave it back.

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Breaking News: Roddick found a time machine.

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Roddick is scaring the hell out of me here.

What is up with that revival.

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Murray's lost to Marco a few times, could happen.

Gogo Goffin

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awful match with ivanovic.

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Season 2 zone

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France with healthy Zidane would totally have beaten Senegal in 2002.

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MAIN EVENT:

WWE UNDISPUTED TITLE MATCH:

TRIPLE THREAT MATCH:

The Rock Vs. Kurt Angle Vs. The Undertaker (c)

Long stand off between the three, Rock and Undertaker square off and ignore Angle until he imposes himself. Slaps by Rock, Angle suplexes him.

Undertaker's out of the ring. Here come the Angle chops. More suplexes knock out Rock and another. Angle's on a roll. DDT by Rock. Undertaker's now beating on Rock.

Rock's stuck in a corner and now he just got sidewalk slammed. Rock Bottom on Undertaker! Angle's back and he's beating up everyone.

ANKLE LOCK ON ANGLE! GETS TURNED INTO A ROCK BOTTOM ON ROCK! Undertaker with an Angle Slam on Angle. No one can resist using each other's moves.

Kip up, clothesline and Angle just got tossed. Angle goes for a pin, Undertaker kicks out. Angle's stomping on Undertaker.

Angle gets dumped out of the ring. Rock with a water jet to Taker's face. Big forearm from Undertaker. Angle's been busted open.

Headbutt, time for old school and Angle just got knocked out. DDT ON ROCK! He kicks out the cover, Angle's got a chair. Undertaker wants a chokeslam.

Big Angle chairshot and an Angle Slam. Cover on the champion but he kicks out! Angle shoulda have gone after Rock first, now Rock kicks out!

Angle's losing his temper and he's sttalking Rock, counter and SHARPSHOOTER! Angle's on the verge of tapping out, big boot knocks out The Rock.

Last Ride incoming and it connects! ANGLE PULLS UNDERTAKER OFF BY THE ANKLE! Rock's still down and Undertaker using his leg to power out of it.

LAST RIDE INCOMING! Angle trying to choke him. Undertaker's going for some cool looking powerbomb. Angle has the ankle lock on Rock. Rollup and we've still got breakup of pins.

Rock Bottom on Undertaker but he kicks out! It feels like we've had a ton of nearfalls already. ROLLUP BY ANGLE FALLS SHORT! Again Angle's the last man standing, no ROCK BOTTOM!

ONE! TWO! UNDERTAKER TRYING TO BREAK IT UP! THREE! HE CAME UP SHORT! NEW UNDISPUTED CHAMPION!


Show Rating: ***

Star of the Show: The Rock

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Bischoff's still outside Smackdown GM Steph's office. Triple H apparently signed. He signed his DIVORCE PAPERS!


WEEEEELL IT'S THE BIG SHOOOOW!


noooooooo, not the Big Show!


Big Show Vs. Booker T

Booker gets caught early and he's now getting hurled around. Booker kicking away and Show's just smacking Booker's chest.

Show throws Booker T into a post and gives him a clothesline. Such slow movements. Booker T fighting back and he's using a cord on the Big Show.

We could be getting a table spot here! Scissor kick breaks the table! Big boot by Booker and there's another scissor kick.

WHAT THE HELL BOOKER T WITH A MOONSAULT TO PICKUP THE WIN.

Torrie and Dawn Marie are in New York.

Here comes Triple H sounds like time for an announcement. After a longass entrance here comes Bischoff. This is taking forever, but I guess we're getting a lot of Hunter.

Now Shawn's arrived at the scene. He references how the nWo basically doesn't exist. HBK basically wants to recreate DX. Triple H after all this time chooses RAW.

Rikishi's the first guy being interviewed about Triple H's decision. Booker T's with Goldust, hey check out Terri. Goldust can't even look at her.


Edge and Hogan working together these days and they're all american except for the Canadian guy. The Anti-americans really don't like America.


WWE TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH:

Lance Storm and Christian Vs. Edge and Hollywood Hulk Hogan (c)

Hogan isolated already and there's a double suplex. Edge wants the tag. Hogan's wrecking both these Canadians apart. They're playing ping pong with Storm.

Big boot into Storm, flapjack, punches in the corner and a DDT beats him. Headlock and Christian's keeping Edge away from Hogan. Hair pulled and Edge is down, top rope Christian misses.

Here comes the hot tag after an Enziguri. No Edge beats up Storm then leaves Hogan to pick the two of them apart with punches and big boots. Hogan's knocking out everyone.

Big Legdrop. Superkick by Storm and he just knocked out Hogan, this lets christian punch him out. Double team and Hogan sidesteps Christian and Storm and Hogan knock each other down.

Backdrops by Edge and two spears, going for the pin, but it gets broken. Edge spears the ref. Test comes out to beat the crap out of Hogan. The DDT by Edge didn't work.

Rikishi runs in from behind to beat up Test. Edge SPEARS STORM! Hogan holds Christian back! JERICHO JUST BELTED EDGE! CHRISTIAN'S NOW HOLDING HOGAN BACK!

WE GOT NEW CHAMPIONS!


Video package involving Undertaker, lots of bells ringing. Rock and Angle are also beating each other up a lot.

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WWE EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH:

William Regal Vs. Jeff Hardy (c)

Man Jeff looks creepy as hell during the lightshow entrance. Regal sucks chants. Hardy flying high and into a slap.

Quick covers by Regal and Hardy's kicking out of all of them. Hardy tried a sunset flip didn't work. Regal's gone for like five covers already.

Misses the kneedrop and Hardy targets it. Jawbreaker and a cover by Hardy. Slingshot over the top rope. Misses the dropkick and gets hurricanrana.

Jeff Hardy singles superstar is not too shabby. Regal is so much slower and can't handle all the flippies. Spin kick to the chest and Hardy strikes down low. He's going for the swanton.

THE KNEES! No better counter than those knees. Half nelson back throw. Backbreaker and stiff kicks to the back. Hardy with a rollup and he retains.

Regal's crying again.

Ric Flair and Hogan with Jeff, this scene looks oddly familiar. Hogan talks about using a Swanton Bomb. Well Rickles and The Hulkster chatting about power struggles really does have a familiar ring to it.


Chris Jericho Vs. John Cena

Cena looks pretty ripped, Jericho misses a chairshot and Cena whacks his back. Bell rings. Cena's hammering away at Jericho. Clothesline and there's a whip.

Jericho bails from the ring. Spinbuster and a cover. Jericho leaves him hanging on the ropes. The rookie's getting beaten up here. Yeah this kid doesn't look so hot, unlike the next Big thing.

Tunrbuckle getting exposed and Cena's going for a rollup. Heel kick to the chin. Jericho using a chop and he gets booted to the face. Jericho sends Cena face first into the canvas.

King of the world was up top but Cena's going with the superplex. Hook of the leg and Jericho kicks out. Tilta whirl slam and Jericho kicks out.

DROPKICK INTO A RUSHING CENA! Kickout by the rookie. Jericho caught, Slingshot, he lands on his feet jump into a suplex. Kickout. Dropkick by Cena telegraphed, Lionsault, misses, roll, kickout.

Jericho snaps Cena back and has the feet on the rope, he's getting frustrated here. Bulldog and that could be it. Lionsault connects! He's not going for the pin he's so going to regret that.

Walls, countered, Cena wins via rollup.


Hey look, its the attorney for Steph and Bischoff is being driven insane here, he really wants Triple H.

Big cheer for JR and King. RVD is acting like some kind of weird zenmaster. Lesnar meanwhile is working out like a beast.


WWE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH:

Brock Lesnar Vs. Rob Van Dam

RVD holding Brock off with his quick feet and agility. Droptoe hold and a kick to send Lesnar reeling. Crowd's exploding here.

Lesnar kicks off the steps he looks mighty angry. Dropkick by RVD and he's going all out. Lesnar stops him in his tracks, until RVD sends him out of the ring yet again.

Dive into Lesnar, gets caught, but Lesnar goes into the post. RVD goes for it again and this time gets slammed to the floor.

Lesnar picks van dam up again and he strikes him down with a backbreaker. Suplex and RVD hits back with a spinning heel kick. Flippies missing and Lesnar throws out RVD out of the ring.

Whip into the steps Lesnar hugging Van Dam. Shoulder charges and this time the stretch is actually hurting him Van Dam.

Kick blocks Van Dam. Springboard kick and Lesnar gets back up. Baseball slide and Van Dam with a kick on the apron. More jumps and kicks. Heyman is freaking out, Van Dam's momentum is red hot, Five Star!

Heyman just pulled out the ref, DQ! LESNAR LOSES! Lil Naitch is hammering away at Heyman and LEsnar beats him up. Meanwhile Van Dam just jumps out of nowhere to bring down Lesnar.

Van Dam wanted a Van Terminator, Heyman pulls the ropes and now Van Dam gets caught into an F5 on a steel chair.

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Vengeance 2002

Big voice is showing us Angle, Undertaker and Rock.

We're in Detroit, hey guys how did the Wings fare in 02?


TABLES MATCH:

Bubba Ray and Spike Dudley Vs. Eddie Guerrero and Chris Benoit

The Radicalz reunite! Well what's left of them. Knockdown by Benoit, he's battling Spike.

Clotheslines to the throat and a backbreaker, he's trying to cripple Spike! Chops and shots.

Hip toss by Spike and Bubba comes in, the Radicalz won't be bullied by him! They're isolating Bubba and knockig him down.

Eddie hits Spike off the apron. Benoit's using his nice suplexes. Dropkick on the knee and the crowd chants Eddie sucks.

Sharp elbow. Big german and Bubba might need to tag out. Crippler stomps on him. Eddie looks groggy already. Bubba's in the wrong corner.

whip and a backdrop by Benoit. Lots of forearms and a knee to the face. Eddie's assisting Benoit in the corner. Bubba's got a second wind!

They overcome it and attack him again. Irish whip into the steps and Spike's down. Bubba Ray fights back, but Eddie with a heap shot.

Guerrero keeps it up on Bubba, Benoit's setting up the table. The double team's still going on. Oh my, top rope superplex! But Spike moves the table away.

Benoit with a backbreaker on Spike and they're setting up the table in the corner. Spike is double whipped, but Bubba intercepts Spike.

Bubba with a clothesline and counter Bubba's now dominating the match. DOUBLE STOMP BY SPIKE DUDLEY! Diving headbutt on the canadian grapefruits.

Spike's getting the tables, no crossface! Spike taps out but it don't count here. Bubba with a fallaway slam. Benoit gets banged on the table. Eddie's trying to stop and fails.

Jump and Bubba dies after Benoit jumps out of the way. Eddie's stomping on Spike, headscissors counter. Benoit dives sidestep and he crashes into Eddie.

Spike dudley dogs Eddie into the table. Spike going for a dudley dog, Benoit stops him and Spike is tossed through table. We're on one on one now.

Bubba with the Bubba bomb and the Dudleyz win!


Eric Bischoff is getting interviewed, he's chasing after Triple H. The entire company's revolving around Triple H.


WWE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH:

Jamie Noble (c) Vs. Billy Kidman

Both men out of the ring early on. Lots of fast paced action and Noble can't take the heat, Nidia has to yell at him to get back into the ring. Rana by Kidman and there are some hard shoulders.

Nidia supporting her man, Noble tosses her into Kidman to create a distraction. Shoulder off the steel post.

Kidman fighting back with rights, slides under him and goes out of the ring. Noble hunting him down and there's a keylock. Kidman gets up and only has one good arm now.

Rana by Kidman followed by a dropkick. Fireman carry and Kidman's neck is dropped on Noble's knee. Rey Mysterio is being mentioned. I totally watched his matches in WCW against Kidman.

KIDMAN DRIVING NOBLE FACE FIRST! Enziguri and he's going up top. KIDMAN WITH A POWERBOMB OFF THE TOP! ONLY A two count! Kidman tried a DDT, Noble counter,s Kidman drops him on the rope. Top Rope shooting star press, misses!

Noble's unable to win via rollup. Reversals and Kidman's gone for a powerbomb, it is all over!


Mark Lloyd talking with Kurt Angle. Paul Heyman's coming with the next big thing. Handshake between the two. Brock isn't talking at all.

Angle's a super smooth talker by comparison.

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Who would replace Brodeur should he leave?

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you sure you wouldn't put the RVD match in the top 10?

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Speaking of John Cena I['m on Vengeance 2002 and he just showed his mug to some generic rock music I can't identify

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Hang on, if you include stuff like ECs then might as well put in every good rumble Cena's ever taken part in.

Hello 04

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I can name maybe uh 6 matches of his that i've liked?

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pffffr, Court #3 fishstick's gonna get bagel'd

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