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the way federal elections in the US are administered by the states is really weird

let's get back to the topic at hand: oral sex between the leaders of world powers

I think Trump is all about love, honestly. He loves himself so thoroughly and vigorously, it only makes sense that some of that love would overflow and touch his friends, family and allies.

Caution999 posted...

Because she's suggesting the act of gay fellatio is strictly a thing only the "betas" or a "bitch" would do rather then something that is done out of love.

Why would you assume that? Sounds like Trump would be lovingly caressing Putin's manhood with his mouth in an act of solidarity with the Russian people.

Caution999 posted...

Man even members of the LGBTQ community don't care if they casually make homophobic jokes.

I know you're a troll and all, but I'm dying to hear why you think consensual oral sex between two men is homophobic.

GOATTHlEF posted...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Donald Trump. The reale politik is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the plays and counterplays will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Trump's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Clifford the Big Red Dog literature, for instance. The Right understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they're not just intelligent- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Donald Trump truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the cunning in Trump's existential catchphrase "The Wall Just Got Ten Feet Higher," which itself is a cryptic reference to Vladimir Putin and his bear. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated liherals scratching their heads in confusion as Donald's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a MAGA tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel skiddo

I have a new copypasta

sure thing, champ

Poe's law incarnate

NinjaBreakfast posted...

Thank you for explaining the British monarchy to me, an Irish person. Gj

that makes your post extra pathetic, bro

NinjaBreakfast posted...

The wish fulfilment projection of liberals onto the head of a monarchy built entirely on unearned privilege is v cringe

Trump is the definition of unearned privilege lmao

I always found it amusing that Mal_Fet's signature on his main is a George Orwell quote

10 points from Giffyndor

teepan95 posted...

It can

Big Auto just doesn't want it to

This. Sure, you can buy an OBD2 scanner and pull the basic code, but you'll often be locked out from further electronic diagnostics unless you buy that manufacturer's specialized diagnostic equipment. It's very difficult to pull internal DTCs for the PCM or other black box electronics, and even if you could you often will want to have access to the factory service manuals and pinpoint tests to really complete the diagnostic process.

Oh, and let's say you diagnose it as a bad PCM. Even if you replace it, you have to go to a dealer to get it programed because they're the only institutions authorized by the manufacturer to perform the work. Anything else is illegal and considered a violation of the DMCA.

YAY!

Raikuro posted...

He also has Freiza and King Cold in him

and every other being he absorbed, including all the humans

best not to think about it too hard lol

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

He could copy all of piccolo's abilities with the cells of one Namekian, why wouldn't he be able to go super Saiyan with Saiyan cells.

What I want to know is what happens when cell sees a full moon?

it's a good thing Toriyama just forgot about oozaru and tails after the Saiyan Saga lol

all of these silly or obvious disclaimers can be rooted in the strange American practice of pharmaceutical companies directly advertising prescription products to consumers

it was sort of implied in the anime with the golden aura

ah yes, Ben Garrison, the "independent" political satirist

only good Dragon Ball is the original

now that's what I call busting a nut

i'd rather be Hot Lips tbh

you don't honestly expect a newbie cop to do anything but defend his career choice, do you? at least wait until he gets a bit more disillusioned

southcoast09 posted...

These news networks are very good at making big deals out of absolutely nothing.

i mean, that's what he did at the summit, absolutely nothing

he just stood there and nodded whenever Putin said anything

what if I have a vagina?

EndOfDiscOne posted...

So does Maynard still have a career?

why wouldn't he? he's never given a shit about what other people think, and anonymous rape allegations on Twitter won't change that

rikasa posted...

LMAO at the pedo comment, elon musk owns

it's not even a good insult, idgi

Android notification: "New album by Tool - IllutionWorld"

ITSHAPPENING*clicks*

https://www.qobuz.com/gb-en/album/illutionworld-tool/yp69tlq2ynnrc

... Well played, Google. Well played.

you can be racist and not say the n-word in business meetings, especially when you're already under fire for previous racist remarks

also Papa John's is like Little Caesars tier for chain pizza

I'm sure she's crying herself to sleep in her bed full of money

Irony posted...

Damn he's going to catch homelessness

better go to the ER, that shit's contagious

classics

SauI_Goodman posted...

Maybe you guys could have joined me in electing Gary Johnson. Easily the best choice of the 3.

what's Aleppo

plot twist: TC shares his account with Dawkins

Sir Will posted...

Uh, fair. They got a warrant for his phone.

doesn't mean he has to unlock it for them

josifrees posted...

treewojima posted...

josifrees posted...

Im guessing the people who love mowing lawns either dont have a large lawn or have oversized equipment. Before I got a literal 15000$ lawnmower my yard took 5 hours a week to mow. Not fun at all. Now it takes an hour and a half. But still 15000$ lawnmower

... pics of $15k lawnmower

Feel bad for the sucker that has to weedwhack that post and rail fence in the background every week

damn, that's a beast. my friend picked something like this up at an equipment sale for like $350:
http://www.sunshinecoastmowers.com.au/walker-mowers-ms14-nc

same brand but different and older model, and it was clearly well used, but you can't beat that price point for a working zero turn

as for string trimmers, I'm always extremely annoyed when going up against chain link fence or chicken wire. tends to eat through thin string and just tangles up anything thicker

Funkydog posted...

eston posted...

Actually it seems like the lawn care industry is booming right now because literally no one gets out and mows their own lawn anymore. So it's sort of a lawn renaissance

...That's an actual industry?

literally saw a pickup truck yesterday with big branding on the side that said "Jim Bob's Lawn Service", hauling a trailer full of mowers

yes, that was the actual name of their company

josifrees posted...

Im guessing the people who love mowing lawns either dont have a large lawn or have oversized equipment. Before I got a literal 15000$ lawnmower my yard took 5 hours a week to mow. Not fun at all. Now it takes an hour and a half. But still 15000$ lawnmower

... pics of $15k lawnmower

SpinKirby posted...

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ThePieReborn posted...

SpinKirby posted...

Obviously weed isn't stored on the phone, but you guys are ok with defending someone who produces cp.

"We'd like to search ur phone for cp"

"Lol no"

"Ok, but can we check your computer"

"No"

"Ok"

I don't think anyone is advocating the state accept the refusal and leave it be.

This. But a mere accusation and refusal is not enough. You need a warrant and probable cause to even get that warrant. Nobody likes their stuff being rummaged through even if they have nothing to hide. Cops cant just go door to door and go Give me your computer to make sure you got no child porn you pedophile freak and then use your offended rejection as a suspicious reason to get a warrant.

Perhaps you shouldnt have left the window blinds open when you were shooting the video.

Then they wouldn't have probable cause or any reason to obtain a warrant.

psh, any serious film maker knows not to rely on natural light while indoors

FLUFFYGERM posted...

it's really weird how some people want us to live in concrete jungles with no green anywhere and houses being two feet away from other houses

it's almost like you can have your yard be something other than a perfectly manicured golf green

16-BITTER posted...

I guess some CEmen had parents that made them mow the lawn once in a while, interrupting their otherwise pure NEET lifestyle.

They likely despise dishes and vacuum cleaners too.

zero turns or garden tractors are the only fun way to mow lawns

going after stuff with an overpowered gas weedeater is great too

ThePieReborn posted...

Methinks the obligation should be on the state here. You've got the ability to not voluntarily let the police into your house. It just so happens they also have a warrant to knock down the door. I don't see why the same shouldn't apply here just because of convenience.

that's why the FBI got so butthurt with Apple. it's probably the only time you'll see me rooting for Cupertino

AzureAnihilator posted...

I'm not surprised the boys of CE don't understand such a simple thing. You're not men. A man, a real man, enjoys taking care of his lawn while you sit inside watching Gilmore Girls and eating pizza rolls.

This site is fucking pathetic.

I'd rather tend to a garden than give my yard a buzzcut once a week

SpinKirby posted...

pikachupwnage posted...

Imagine if the response to an accusation of murder was I didnt do it and the police just toss you in a cell and every day go So you gonna admit it now?

That's literally how it works.

well, no, you ideally have an attorney, court dates, etc. if they keep infringing on that, you can contest based on violation of your sixth amendment rights

this is him being thrown in jail for contempt of court solely because he didn't want to contribute to his own prosecution

SpinKirby posted...

I don't see it as any different from refusing to open the door to a search warrant.

the difference being, the police WILL unlock or break down your door and perform the search anyway. modern encryption makes that very difficult without some sort of backdoor (which many devices have)

that's the double edged sword of good security - if someone from the government comes a'knockin' and they want to see what's on your device, and you either refuse to comply or genuinely can't gain access for some reason, they'll take their frustrations out on you with incarceration or worse

this has been a problem for a long time in various forms. i personally also think that being forced to reveal your password is akin to testifying against yourself, and the fact that it's becoming precedent to make you sit in jail "until you remember" is utter horseshit

deupd_u posted...

The entire traffic law system is a joke.

no, just the one in Virginia and other places where it's overly strict and used as a cash cow for the state

also, I think TC needs to know that unless they kept it at a misdemeanor for some reason, "improper driving" is just another traffic ticket

she started getting legally naked on Tumblr