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I was living with my mom again, and we had a bunch of dogs. She decided that she didn't want them anymore. So she called a taxidermist who would dip them in oil, put them on a metal exam table and skin them alive, one by one. While forcing me to watch. She even started tracking down strays to do this to. I got so pissed that I confronted her and shoved her out a third story window (and checked to make sure she was dead). I spent the rest of the dream evading the angry taxidermist and the police.

... Yeah. I don't know where all that came from. It was pretty graphic too, disturbingly so.

*hugs doggo*

tag for research

I think he's making a PBS joke, which doesn't make sense

Yeah, this guy in parts. He's just an angry individual and hates doing the part of his job that requires interacting with other departments

Keeping myself occupied at work

Rob Cesternino posted...

And Hillary, a woman who surrounds herself with sinful men like Harvey Weinstein, Anthony Weiner, and Bill Clinton, is better?

Sigh. American politics in a nutshell.

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the term "introvert"

My disdain for religion aside... LOL

Surely there's a better way to critique the patriarchy and morals enforced by Judeo-Christian faiths than this schlock

New Jersey

masticatingman posted...

Does the ass make the man or the man make the ass?

the man makes the man, and the ass makes the ass

frozenshock posted...

"black man" ass or "black" man ass?

"black man ass"

because Snapchat hates its userbase

So I herd u liek memes

Romulox28 posted...

6 Shoe Size - no woman wants to bring a man with huge, flappy clown feet to bed

Lmao, you've got baby feet

Now that the crypto market is tanking, prices on GPUs will normalize

marked for trolling: posting false information as fact

I started watching True Detective again. HNNNNNNNNG

Six and thick

Leftover beer

Harpie wants his 15 inches

Pics of girlfriend

I frequently have to drive cars as part of my job, and every once in a while I'll stomp on a non-existent clutch pedal.

dick candles are a great conversation point

embrace the inner brogrammer

yeah, she's an old timer

my body is ready

cryptocurrency is the millennial version of "fuck you, I got mine"

this is amazing

rude

Will there be a livestream? I want to hear you waxing eloquent

I had to listen to three minutes of incoherent rambling for that? come on

Fuzz is hot

What the FUCK, her name is Sarah too

Veggeta X posted...

Go holla at her

I'm tempted, but I haven't interacted with her so it'd be really weird. Plus I've got a cold and feel like shit.

What's weird is, I don't know if I'd be interested in her because of her, or because she reminds me of the one that got away...

Right down to the way she dresses and everything. It's unnerving. I can't stop glancing at her. It's been like 10 years, but I'll always be fond of her.

I'm trying not to be weird about it, but man, this is bringing back some memories.

Coffeebeanz posted...

"World champs"

For a league with only US teams

I hope your bedside manner is better than the bitter snark you present on the web, because you come off as an absolutely miserable person otherwise

Thank fucking God

No hope. Give up

So fucked

chokriots

it's over

YES

YES

SUCK lT BRADY

Oh God I hope their defense holds

Fuck my life

omfg, what the fuck. it's buffering every couple seconds at 240p resolution on a 100/100 FiOS link

god fucking dammit

NBC needs to up their livestream game

Given your natural beauty, do you get a lot of jealousy thrown your way from friends or wives of friends/coworkers/etc?

That was brilliant

both these teams are gonna have open kicker positions come next year

my livestream just froze

this is becoming unwatchable, it pauses every 5 seconds

they've given up on kicking