Current Events > First story in the Bible is the first case of #MeToo

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https://forward.com/scribe/393778/the-first-story-in-the-bible-was-the-first-case-of-metoo/

ffs. is this really what the movement has come too? how are we expected to take this shit seriously now
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Eve instigates the fall of mankind into damnation

#MeToo
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The story that begins the bible, the first one that we learn in Sunday school, the founding story of man and woman upheld for thousands of years by Judeo-Christian religion, is actually the story of the first sexual assault of a woman. The womans name is Eve. And the perpetrator? God



-spits out coffee-
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I hope this woman isn't a real rabbi, because she doesn't even know her religion's own creation story.
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My disdain for religion aside... LOL

Surely there's a better way to critique the patriarchy and morals enforced by Judeo-Christian faiths than this schlock

Yeah but in that case it's not her body or her choice, both Adam and Eve belong to God.
I don't really believe in that bible crap. Just saying.
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I mean, Adam was like, "Hey God, love the digs and all, but I've got a burning in my loins that is starting to really freak out the local wildlife" and God was like, "Give me a different bone. Watch this!". Then hocus-pocus and, "Okay, so here is your clone, but with boobs. Go to town" and Eve was like, "so like if I want to continue my career in being the first lady I have to sleep with this hairy putz?" and God was like, "Yeah, but you could totally get back at this doof in like 6,000 years when Twitter is invented".

this is why we dont take sjws seriously
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Loooooool
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I don't know why I found this so hillarious
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First woman was actually Lilith who was like Down with the patriarchy and ran away only to be demonized by the patriarchy
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Man, Forward has garbage content
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Humankind knows no bounds to its hubris
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i knew God was a perv
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bump
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamara_Kolton

Rabbi Tamara Kolton is a spiritual teacher and psychologist in Detroit, Michigan, USA. Her psychology practice integrates spiritual practices with clinical psychology. She is the first rabbi ordained in Humanistic Judaism.[1]

She was ordained in October 1999 at the International Institute for Secular Humanistic Judaism, having received her PhD in rabbinic studies in August 1999 from Birmingham Temple

Rabbi Kolton describes herself as a "Rabbi Beyond Denominations", drawing from best Jewish practices as well as great teachings from indigenous and Buddhist traditions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Temple

As being part of the Humanistic Judaism movement, the Birmingham Temple observes holidays, traditions and rituals focused on the humanistic and cultural aspects of Judaism, rather than the religious aspects.

She literally invented her own religion and got a made-up PhD in it from one of its churches.

A religion whose founding belief is secular humanism.

Kinda just speaks for itself
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Coffeebeanz posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamara_Kolton

Rabbi Tamara Kolton is a spiritual teacher and psychologist in Detroit, Michigan, USA. Her psychology practice integrates spiritual practices with clinical psychology. She is the first rabbi ordained in Humanistic Judaism.[1]

She was ordained in October 1999 at the International Institute for Secular Humanistic Judaism, having received her PhD in rabbinic studies in August 1999 from Birmingham Temple

Rabbi Kolton describes herself as a "Rabbi Beyond Denominations", drawing from best Jewish practices as well as great teachings from indigenous and Buddhist traditions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Temple

As being part of the Humanistic Judaism movement, the Birmingham Temple observes holidays, traditions and rituals focused on the humanistic and cultural aspects of Judaism, rather than the religious aspects.

She literally invented her own religion and got a made-up PhD in it from one of its churches.

A religion whose founding belief is secular humanism.

Kinda just speaks for itself

Amazing.
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I also have a rule - the more often you put your academic credentials next to your name in noon-academic settings, the less likely those credentials are legitimate.
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She considers herself a post denominational rabbi and practices Judaism from a feminist perspective with a Buddhist touch.

Tamara grew up in a Jewish congregation without God and was mentored by Rabbi Sherwin T. Wine, a radical and renowned rabbi. Ultimately, she became his successor as the senior rabbi of The Birmingham Temple in Michigan.

She is the mother of two teenage children, Maya and Lior, and recently celebrated her twenty first wedding anniversary to her Israeli born husband, Isaac. They live with their two-year-old Havanese dog Finley, in Birmingham, Michigan.

Oranges for Eve, which explores how walking the way of the Feminine Divine is the true path to God, is her first book


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At a social gathering

Random guy: "So what do you do?"

TK: "I'm a rabbi who doesn't believe in God but believes in the Feminine Divine. I teach how God sexually assaulted Eve..."

Random Guy: "Oh gosh I just realized I left a, um, something.... Outside."

TK: "Pig"
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Coffeebeanz posted...

I also have a rule - the more often you put your academic credentials next to your name in non-academic settings, the less likely those credentials are legitimate.

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This is the type of stupid shit that got Trump elected
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DarkDragon400 posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

I also have a rule - the more often you put your academic credentials next to your name in non-academic settings, the less likely those credentials are legitimate.

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Coffeebeanz posted...

DarkDragon400 posted...

Coffeebeanz posted...

I also have a rule - the more often you put your academic credentials next to your name in non-academic settings, the less likely those credentials are legitimate.

...why the fuck did this make me laugh?
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Coffeebeanz posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamara_Kolton

Rabbi Tamara Kolton is a spiritual teacher and psychologist in Detroit, Michigan, USA. Her psychology practice integrates spiritual practices with clinical psychology. She is the first rabbi ordained in Humanistic Judaism.[1]

She was ordained in October 1999 at the International Institute for Secular Humanistic Judaism, having received her PhD in rabbinic studies in August 1999 from Birmingham Temple

Rabbi Kolton describes herself as a "Rabbi Beyond Denominations", drawing from best Jewish practices as well as great teachings from indigenous and Buddhist traditions.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birmingham_Temple

As being part of the Humanistic Judaism movement, the Birmingham Temple observes holidays, traditions and rituals focused on the humanistic and cultural aspects of Judaism, rather than the religious aspects.

She literally invented her own religion and got a made-up PhD in it from one of its churches.

A religion whose founding belief is secular humanism.

Kinda just speaks for itself

Wow. The statement "Full of shit." doesn't even begin to describe her or this setup.

How do people get this stupid? I honestly ask that. It can't possibly be on accident.
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Trayvon posted...

https://forward.com/scribe/393778/the-first-story-in-the-bible-was-the-first-case-of-metoo/

ffs. is this really what the movement has come too? how are we expected to take this shit seriously now

I mean we are talking about the bible so what are we really comparing in terms of what we're taking seriously?
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