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Questionmarktarius
11/27/21 10:19:53 PM
#455:


1967 is still the best Casino Royale, Mr. Bond.
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Smiffwilm
11/27/21 10:20:20 PM
#456:


BABIES! They're BABIES, Mr. Bond!

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Spidey5
11/27/21 10:27:02 PM
#457:


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Alex1976
11/27/21 10:43:48 PM
#458:


Smiffwilm posted...
BABIES! They're BABIES, Mr. Bond!
What did you expect, they'd come out quoting Macbeth, Mr. Bond?

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bulletproofvita
11/27/21 11:52:38 PM
#459:


GF's mom called her a slut bc we hung out in my car before leaving their house Mr. Bond


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toreysback
11/28/21 12:12:25 AM
#460:


An injury to one is the concern of all, Mr Bond

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Nacen
11/28/21 1:58:04 AM
#461:


Ur mum gay, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/28/21 6:21:04 AM
#462:


You smell like gravy, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/28/21 9:24:09 AM
#463:


You have nothing to lose but your chains, Mr. Bond

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Xavier_On_High
11/28/21 2:16:41 PM
#464:


I believe that children are the future, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/28/21 4:04:44 PM
#465:


A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/28/21 5:33:49 PM
#466:


I call the big one Bitey, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/28/21 6:38:08 PM
#467:


54 40 or fight, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/28/21 7:25:01 PM
#469:


I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!, Mr. Bond!

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Mistere Man
11/28/21 8:02:27 PM
#470:


You shop at Ross Mr. Bond?!

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Xavier_On_High
11/28/21 9:17:33 PM
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Mistere Man
11/28/21 9:18:38 PM
#472:


My pants are haunted Mr. Bond!

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toreysback
11/28/21 9:21:39 PM
#473:


Rebels are we, born to be free, just like the fish in the sea, Mr. Bond

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Smiffwilm
11/28/21 9:34:30 PM
#474:


May the force be with you.... for me to poop on, Mr. Bond.

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matteus70
11/29/21 7:58:42 AM
#475:


Why'd ya spill yer beans, Mr Bond?

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masterpug53
11/29/21 10:09:19 AM
#476:


Ach, zis happens every fucking time when I go shopping, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/29/21 10:11:59 AM
#477:


Ah HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, Mr. Bond!

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Xavier_On_High
11/29/21 10:30:37 AM
#478:


I didnt tap all those morse code messages to the Allies until my shoes filled with blood just to roll out the welcome mat for the Reds, Mr. Bond.

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Spidey5
11/29/21 10:31:35 AM
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Xavier_On_High
11/29/21 11:37:13 AM
#480:


He wanted Kal-El to become the hoor of the universe, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/29/21 11:53:13 AM
#482:


DuranOfForcena posted...
like, srsly, the what?
, Mr. Bond.

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Xavier_On_High
11/29/21 12:01:19 PM
#484:


DuranOfForcena posted...
lol

, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/29/21 12:09:52 PM
#485:


It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum, Mr. Bond.

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Pandamonic
11/29/21 1:37:23 PM
#486:


I dial the wrong number, hope a conversation starts, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/29/21 1:39:14 PM
#487:


and down the stretch we come, mr. bond

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Pandamonic
11/29/21 1:43:58 PM
#488:


You're once, twice, three times a lady, Mr. Bond.

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Smiffwilm
11/29/21 1:45:17 PM
#489:


Lisa needs braces, Mr. Bond.

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masterpug53
11/29/21 1:47:45 PM
#490:


Dental plan, Mr. Bond!

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Smiffwilm
11/29/21 2:33:58 PM
#491:


Lisa needs braces, Mr. Bond!

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toreysback
11/29/21 2:54:30 PM
#492:


Denial plan, Mr. Bond

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masterpug53
11/29/21 2:57:41 PM
#493:


*Drops a pencil down the next poster's exposed crack*

Bullseye, Mr. Bond!

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Xethuminra
11/29/21 2:58:54 PM
#494:


Die, thread. Die.
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toreysback
11/29/21 2:59:22 PM
#495:


Xethuminra posted...
Die, thread. Die.

Mr. Bond

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Xethuminra
11/29/21 2:59:56 PM
#496:


Never Say No, Mr
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masterpug53
11/29/21 3:02:14 PM
#497:


Xethuminra posted...
Die, thread. Die.

What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger, Mr. Bond.

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Xethuminra
11/29/21 3:03:05 PM
#498:


No hablo English, senior Bond
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Smiffwilm
11/29/21 3:03:52 PM
#499:


Xethuminra posted...
Die, thread. Die.
The, Bart. The, Mr. Bond.

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toreysback
11/29/21 3:03:54 PM
#500:


aaaaand here we are Mr. Bond...on the precipice of immortality, Mr. Bond

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Flintlock_Staff
11/29/21 3:05:44 PM
#501:


501st post shitpost
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