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Topic | Post memes here 9.0 |
masterpug53 08/26/21 11:06:04 AM #493 | Ivynn posted... I now want to see the look on a DBZ character's face when they try to scan Saitama's power level. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Post memes here 9.0 |
masterpug53 08/17/21 9:59:23 AM #370 | Mistere Man posted... No I found it funny even google listed the wrong spelling for the search. Ah, gotcha. That is pretty funny, considering that I made that spelling it up on the spot. Way back when I'd read the term bourgeoises long before I first heard it, so up until that point I always pronounced it phonetically in my head 'boor-gee-oh-i-ses.'. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Post memes here 9.0 |
masterpug53 08/17/21 9:47:31 AM #367 | Mistere Man posted... I just did a google search on that bouschwazee --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Post memes here 9.0 |
masterpug53 08/17/21 9:30:54 AM #365 | Flockaveli posted... Uncultured lout, it's spelled bouschwazee. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Pixar's A Bug Life is based on Seven Samurai? |
masterpug53 08/10/21 9:41:01 AM #32 | All movies made past 1970 are based on Seven Samurai. And the few that aren't are based on the Dirty Dozen. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Chimpanzee tries to wear a face mask |
masterpug53 08/09/21 2:06:42 PM #12 | I mean, when a literal chimp is putting more effort and intelligence into public health than your average anti-vaxxer... --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Would you say Cynthia is the Pokemon games' 2nd most iconic trainer/fight |
masterpug53 08/07/21 2:56:27 PM #46 | Hambo the Hog posted... It was the second, and also the uglier of the two. Sableye was the first and was much cuter, though probably not as competitively viable. Ah crap, I forgot about Sableye, thanks for the correction. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Would you say Cynthia is the Pokemon games' 2nd most iconic trainer/fight |
masterpug53 08/07/21 1:28:26 PM #40 | Not sure if it's been mentioned yet, but another feather in Cynthia's challenge / intimidation cap is that she also had a Spiritomb on her team, which at the time was the first and only Pokemon in the series with no type weakness. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Folks rag on Oblivion since it isn't as creative or well-written as Morrowind... |
masterpug53 08/07/21 12:33:20 PM #9 | Doe posted... One thing I'll say is that this 2007 open world game has better textures on the world than Dark Souls II It's been almost ten years since I played Oblivion - I was obsessed with the the game and logged thousands of hours on it prior to Skyrim - and one of the reasons I'm looking forward to replaying Oblivion sometime soon is to see how the graphics hold up. Cyrodiil genuinely felt like a real, believable worldspace at the time, and Skyrim never quite had that same effect; no matter what graphical mods and tree replacers I pile onto Skyrim, the overworld too often feels like a bunch of mismatched shapes and textures thrown together randomly, instead of a cohesive, believable worldspace. So I'm curious to see how Oblivion holds up now that I've stepped down the texture mod rabbit hole and have been cursed with a critical eye for those types of details. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | CE can I get some help in Skyrim please? Early game spoilers |
masterpug53 08/06/21 7:28:15 PM #3 | I mean, yeah, not the best choice for a first perk, but unless you plan on completely neglecting smithing then it's not a waste. Get your steel gear improved up asap so you can at least get some benefit out of it. Plus that'll give you incentive to get your Smithing skill up to 40 and unlock the Arcane Mastery perk a little earlier than usual. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Biden administration offers NATO membership to Brazil in reward for Huawei ban |
masterpug53 08/06/21 6:49:31 PM #8 | Do we then rename it NOATO (North of Antarctica Treaty Organization)? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | lol @ getting marked for un marked spoilers for an old ass movie. |
masterpug53 08/06/21 4:49:57 PM #22 | CosmicShadows posted...
Okay...you know MCU Spiderman's recurring joke 'You ever see this really old movie [insert movie that isn't really that old]?' You do understand why that joke is funny, right? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Convince me there's a good character in FF8 SPOILERS |
masterpug53 08/06/21 4:44:32 PM #22 | I ended up liking Quistis mostly for the verbal beatdown she gives Squall towards the end of the game (hefty paraphrasing inbound, been almost twenty years since I last played): --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Fallout 4 is a good game- Stop complaining! |
masterpug53 08/06/21 3:49:29 PM #67 | Jeff AKA Snoopy posted... It felt like a step back from New Vegas IMO. It was pretty comparable to 3. It was always destined to be a step back from New Vegas, so I went into it comparing it to 3 exclusively. 4 did actually fix - or make noteworthy attempts to fix - some of my more glaring grievances with 3, particularly in the area of cohesive worldbuilding. So I was ultimately more forgiving of 4 than most, in spite of its more obvious steps backwards. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Fallout 4 is a good game- Stop complaining! |
masterpug53 08/06/21 3:42:33 PM #66 | DuneMan posted... The Brotherhood of Steel is an option then. Agreed, having Preston's radiant quests be a forced perpetual loop was an atrocious design choice, and I'd wager it's the chief flaw that gave people who were on the fence about the settlement mechanic a hard shove towards hating it. Those memes certainly weren't inspired by Preston's sparkling personality. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Fallout 4 is a good game- Stop complaining! |
masterpug53 08/06/21 2:07:05 PM #58 | RickyTheBAWSE posted... that's my biggest gripe. The biggest problem is that the mechanics / RNG are weighed sooooo heavily in favor of settlements getting their asses kicked if you leave them to defend themselves. You have to give them an insanely-high defense rating (150-200 minimum) just to give them even odds of a successful self-defense. Fortunately this outcome can usually be save-scummed if you happen to know when the message is about to pop up - saving and fast-traveling to Home Plate (the message will activate upon arrival) is usually the best way to do it. Anyway, this could have not only been counterbalanced by evening out the success rates, but also by giving you some incentive to let settlers have their own victory: 'Tenpines Bluff successfully defended itself; 500 caps and 100 rounds of [insert ammunition] were looted from the attackers.' And of course that's not even taking into account the bugs, wherein settlements will randomly forget that they do indeed have sufficient beds / electricity / whatever, and the happiness rating plummets while you're not paying attention. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Jennifer Aniston defends cutting ties with her unvaccinated friends |
masterpug53 08/06/21 1:43:30 PM #50 | Funkydog posted... Please stop replying to ledbowman. You make everyone suffer whenever you do. He went full-blown balloon-brained enlightened centrist in Error's Obama topic, no reason to take him seriously after that. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Can't believe COVID was almost over |
masterpug53 08/06/21 12:23:25 PM #3 | JACKBUTTMOMMY posted... You honestly thought that? Unfortunately yes, lots of people who've only taken things half-seriously from the start genuinely thought Covid was almost over a few months ago. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Fallout 4 is a good game- Stop complaining! |
masterpug53 08/06/21 11:56:10 AM #48 | DuranOfForcena posted... i had a blast with it, personally. i got creative with it, i made a secure test chamber at The Castle for that teleporter thing, a Minutemen Embassy to the BoS at Boston Airport, a historically inspired abbey at Abernathy farms, among other themed builds. any time i've heard people complaining about how bad the settlement building was, it always turns out that all they ever did with it was build farming shanty towns. no wonder they didn't get much out of it. The actual building aspect can be a blast, and I myself have spent countless hours on it. Where it drops the ball is when you throw settlers / NPCs into the mix, and how little in-game return there is on the mechanic. NPC pathfinding is already bad enough in Bethesda games, so throw in self-created structures and you've got NPCs constantly glitching through ceilings or getting stuck on walls because they're shooting for the shortest distance between themselves and their next sandbox objective. Settlement building is there for its own sake, and while it's something I've wanted in these games since Oblivion and was plenty enamored with it myself, I can't blame others for not finding any value in it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | CNN Fires Three Employees For Coming To Work Unvaccinated |
masterpug53 08/06/21 10:35:55 AM #5 | Good. Anti-vaxxers seem to believe there won't be any meaningful consequences for their choice. It's long past due that we start piling on the consequences whenever we can. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | C/D: You are *NOT* easily offended. |
masterpug53 08/06/21 10:33:05 AM #6 | That's a loaded question, I guess. There's a very small list of things that genuinely offend me, but those things do get under my skin very easily. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | White people offended by man's "disrespectful" T-Shirt |
masterpug53 08/06/21 10:30:20 AM #12 | YourDrunkFather posted... Im white and Id love to have one of those shirts Me too, but then again I have a feeling that too many people would get the impression that I'm wearing it unironically. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Missouri AG says masks for school kids 'inhibit learning' |
masterpug53 08/06/21 9:12:46 AM #9 | Study finds that mask-wearing is still a distant second to conservatism when it comes to inhibiting learning. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Jennifer Aniston defends cutting ties with her unvaccinated friends |
masterpug53 08/06/21 9:07:49 AM #20 | Good. The only way to get through to the anti-vaxx crowd is to show them that there will be consequences for their choice, however big or small said consequences will be. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Skyler |
masterpug53 08/05/21 10:06:10 PM #11 | --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | This is what the inside of a Leatherback Turtle's mouth looks like |
masterpug53 08/05/21 2:16:27 PM #13 | --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | All you have to do is say "I am waiting for a bus", |
masterpug53 08/05/21 12:59:31 PM #3 | 'I'd have Mel do it but he's dead.' 'Dead?!' 'Yeah, or sick or something, I don't know.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Republican baseball player with an odd shirt. |
masterpug53 08/05/21 11:34:59 AM #12 | Any man who has to repeatedly declare himself an Alpha is nothing more than an overly-aggressive Beta. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Is Kill Bill the greated "girl power" movie of all time |
masterpug53 08/05/21 11:26:34 AM #29 | Zanzenburger posted... Not only that, but the movie subverted that trope where the new girl comes in and takes down the popular, egotistical, coercive ringleader by Excellent point, I had forgotten that but I remember really appreciating that angle / subversion while I was watching it. It's pretty rare when a movie manages to --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | MRW vicious imperialist cretins hate on me for supporting China: |
masterpug53 08/05/21 11:22:02 AM #107 | The topic was already over before it started when TC imagined himself as Rick Sanchez. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Why is Abed so beloved among nerds while Sheldon is so hated? |
masterpug53 08/05/21 11:04:10 AM #5 | How on earth is Abed portrayed as 'unflattering?' Jeff refers to him as a god at one point, and he's clearly the writers' darling who's rarely wrong or humbled... UnfairRepresent posted... I don't think you can say its because Community is better written considering how popular BBT is and how Community isnt that well written. Ah, should've paid more attention to who made the topic. Moving on. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Is Kill Bill the greated "girl power" movie of all time |
masterpug53 08/05/21 10:59:35 AM #24 | FortuneCookie posted... No. Pretty spot-on, honestly. I absolutely adored Kill Bill for a time, but even during its heydey I found myself feeling that, outside of a couple key emotional scenes, the Bride is simply unrelatable in general; and I imagine that goes doubly for female audience members. I think her biggest problem is that the vast majority of her dialogue falls into that sort of A New Hope-style 'looks good on paper but sounds back when spoken' overworked writing. I always thought it was sort of a funny meta-commentary when, towards the ends of part 2, she poses a particularly stilted line to Wii_Shaker posted... I hate to say it but Pitch Perfect is probably the greatest girl power movie of all time. I saw this for the first time recently and I'm finding it hard to disagree. Upon retrospect, I think one of the things that sets it apart is that the girls' victory was made better by the fact that the writers didn't feel the need to knock down the boy characters by making them all stupid and unlikeable (Ghostbusters 2016 immediately springs to mind as a bad example of this); --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Is "Weird Al" Yankovic cringe? |
masterpug53 08/05/21 9:34:53 AM #70 | Hellmuth posted... Yeah he is. Bruh, you could say that about the damn Beatles, or the vast majority of music made before the year 2000 for that matter (trust me, I know). --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Remember when people made fun of Obama for tearing up over Sandy Hook? |
masterpug53 08/05/21 9:32:50 AM #203 | ledbowman posted... gamefaqs liberals should just embrace the right since they clearly have a fascistic persuasion. so many people here embrace "leftism" because america has a puritanical culture where things need to be good or bad. people become democrats because you have to channel this dominating energy into some brand that is still "good". so they can talk about assaulting people or wanting them to die while pretending it's about righteousness. once they abandon the lefty nonsense because they feel the need to be on the "right side of history" they'll be able to follow their instincts and be in sync with their true selves Bro, you just went full Sideshow-Bob-That-Time-He-Ran-For-Mayor. You never go full Sideshow-Bob-That-Time-He-Ran-For-Mayor. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Ron DeSantis blames immigrants and Biden for Florida's surge |
masterpug53 08/04/21 9:04:30 PM #40 | The man is the second biggest 'everything that happens under my watch is everyone else's fault' crybaby in contemporary American politics, and this is far from the first time he's proved it. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | She call me Mufasa wat do |
masterpug53 08/04/21 8:59:11 PM #8 | Tell her in your huskiest voice that she's overdue for a pouncing lesson. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | starwars.com wrote article officially explaining how Palpatine returned, somehow |
masterpug53 08/04/21 4:38:11 PM #19 | Okay, that's all well and good, but if he was never really dead, then how could he speak?! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Anti Vaxxers fucked up the Honor System, so now we get passports |
masterpug53 08/04/21 3:53:11 PM #23 | In their admittedly very tepid defense, the honor system never, ever works. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | The perfect woman, but she requires you to suck her toes during sex. |
masterpug53 08/04/21 3:06:00 PM #7 | So...the perfect woman? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | There's literally no reason to not wear masks besides 'I don't want to' |
masterpug53 08/04/21 2:18:01 PM #11 | Nuh uh, this guy on youtube explained how it totally limits your lung capacity, and the only reason no one knows about it is because the MSM doesn't want you to know! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | I was once eaten by a whale. |
masterpug53 08/04/21 2:16:00 PM #7 | Heartomaton posted... And what would you have said if you'd gotten what you wanted? Can I wish for more wishes? If not, I probably would've said 'haha, classic.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | I was once eaten by a whale. |
masterpug53 08/04/21 2:09:31 PM #5 | Was hoping for the classic 'I ran as hard as I could to the other end until I was all pooped out,' am disappoint. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | ITT: The newest game and the oldest game you own in physical form. |
masterpug53 08/04/21 2:02:31 PM #18 | Oldest: SMB / Duck Hunt Newest: I guess that would be Super Mario Oddyssey. The few games I've purchased in the last 3-4 years have all been digital. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | And starting this moment... from nowfrom this moment on... |
masterpug53 08/04/21 1:49:49 PM #3 | I'm kinda in a rush, can we skip ahead to the revelations of C_Pain? --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | You reaction if they don't do it...*Final Fantasy 7/R spoilers* |
masterpug53 08/04/21 1:36:23 PM #24 | Funkydog posted... I am pretty sure most people here will be dead before they get to that point, so why care? Hah, now that'd be the plot twist of the century: Aerith ends up outliving us all by virtue of FF7R Part 23 not coming out within our lifetimes. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | be honest guys.. How many push ups can you do? |
masterpug53 08/04/21 1:13:53 PM #27 | 30 in a row is my average best currently. My strength's always been in my core, and I've never had very strong arms. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | You reaction if they don't do it...*Final Fantasy 7/R spoilers* |
masterpug53 08/04/21 1:11:19 PM #18 | FF_Redux posted... I hope they make her the villain Plot twist of the decade: it's really Aerith who turns into Ultimecia in the future, mwahaha! --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Man, FF9 was such an awesome game |
masterpug53 08/04/21 12:57:39 PM #18 | It's not my favorite (and I often find myself hesitant to praise it due to my allegiance to FF6 as being the GOAT), but it's an excellent game. One feather in FF9's cap that most people don't notice: there are no palette-swap enemies in the game. Apart from maybe one or two instances (such as the two tunnel worm bosses that have mostly-similar designs), every single monster in the game has a unique design. FF 12 is the only game in the franchise imo that can rival FF9 in terms of level of detail + cohesiveness of art and world design. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
Topic | Olympic Boss wanted flame lit by someone 'Pure Japanese' not Naomi Osaka |
masterpug53 08/04/21 12:27:02 PM #16 | I'm sure they just wanted to follow the principles of those who started the modern Olympic torch relay ( --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. https://imgur.com/eW67nT8 - Artwork by Wii_Shaker |
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