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Heartomaton
08/04/21 1:26:34 PM
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I ate my way out.

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SSJ2GrimReaper
08/04/21 1:27:52 PM
#2:


You're the whale now

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R1masher
08/04/21 1:28:37 PM
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Me too, but I just went out the butt hole the blowhole was closed

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Solar_Crimson
08/04/21 1:53:25 PM
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Okay, Jonah.

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masterpug53
08/04/21 2:09:31 PM
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Was hoping for the classic 'I ran as hard as I could to the other end until I was all pooped out,' am disappoint.

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Heartomaton
08/04/21 2:14:51 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Was hoping for the classic 'I ran as hard as I could to the other end until I was all pooped out,' am disappoint.

And what would you have said if you'd gotten what you wanted?

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masterpug53
08/04/21 2:16:00 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
And what would you have said if you'd gotten what you wanted?

Can I wish for more wishes? If not, I probably would've said 'haha, classic.'

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Heartomaton
08/04/21 2:21:01 PM
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masterpug53 posted...
Can I wish for more wishes? If not, I probably would've said 'haha, classic.'

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
08/04/21 2:22:33 PM
#9:


"I got ate by a Whale and all I got was this shitty shirt."

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xue1
08/04/21 5:12:34 PM
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When I was in 2nd grade elementary school, one of my classmates had returned from a family trip to California. Our teacher asked him in front of the class to describe his trip to California. It turns out that he didn't do much in California, because he was just a 2nd-grade kid. He was embarrassed by the fact that he didn't do anything interesting, so he told the class that his grandfather was swallowed by a whale. The kids called him an idiot for weeks
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Prestoff
08/04/21 5:15:51 PM
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Make sure to have a bible story written about you.

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