Current Events > If you had 20 minute mind control of Donald Trump

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JcOpIVY86
08/27/17 9:14:08 PM
#51:


I'd fire Pence and resign.
President Ryan mother truckers.
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AlternativeFAQS
08/27/17 9:14:54 PM
#52:


donate all my money to atheist organizations, do something to make Pence look as corrupt as possible and then resign
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gafemaqs
08/27/17 9:15:06 PM
#53:


Say Obamacare is a good option and it's staying, the border wall is a bad idea and has been scrapped, condemn the Confederacy as racists, and grant immunity to Hillary Clinton.

Then read the Breitbart comments for days.
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RE_expert44
08/27/17 9:18:59 PM
#54:


Announce plans to send a manned mission to the sun
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DreadedWave
08/27/17 9:19:49 PM
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RE_expert44 posted...
Announce plans to send a manned mission to the sun

Don't forget to give a ridiculous estimate like "By 2019!"
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Returning_CEmen
08/27/17 9:21:01 PM
#56:


Quickly read all the classified UFO and extraterrestrial documents.
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Antifar
08/27/17 9:23:51 PM
#57:


Tweet out an insult of Paul Ryan
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NeonOctopus
08/27/17 9:25:49 PM
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Sami1000
08/27/17 9:27:05 PM
#59:


Makes him speak the truth and email to me whether he has good intentions as being a president, or is he doing it for just self gain and money. If its the latter i force him to leak everything bad and confess everything.
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MrToothHasYou
08/27/17 9:36:05 PM
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LIsJustice posted...
Fire Pence, hire Bernie as VP then resign

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I4NRulez
08/27/17 10:32:16 PM
#61:


Well i wouldnt kill a guy im mind controlling. Seems like it would mess me up.

I'd make him give a speech pretty much alienating everyone in the country. Then i'd have him punch a congressman and maybe say im stepping down
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Returning_CEmen
08/28/17 8:49:11 AM
#62:


MrToothHasYou posted...
LIsJustice posted...
Fire Pence, hire Bernie as VP then resign

Out of all the people you could pick as VP, you two want Bernie? LMAO
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DifferentialEquation
08/28/17 8:52:36 AM
#63:


Give the order to ramp up production of MAGA hats. Other than that, everything Trump has done so far has been spot on.
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itachi15243
08/28/17 8:55:18 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
People saying they want Trump to shoot people are messed up >_>


Resigning takes a lot more than 20 minutes.

Shooting is expedient
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Turbam
08/28/17 8:55:25 AM
#65:


I'd give myself a small loan of a million dollars.
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Kanaya413
08/28/17 9:21:51 AM
#66:


Donate money to myself
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eston
08/28/17 9:23:58 AM
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GunmaN1905
08/28/17 9:26:01 AM
#68:


Transfer 100mil to myself.
I wouldn't give a fuck about anything after that.
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gamepimp12
08/28/17 9:26:06 AM
#69:


Leak all my emails from both the private sector and government sector

Leak any other government information I have that ties directly into this republicans presidentscy


That way he goes to jail for treason and hopefully I get pence and others impeached and put in for treason as well
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Kineth
08/28/17 9:28:01 AM
#70:


20 minutes isn't enough to do anything to achieve what I'd want to happen unless I incapacitated him so... I don't know.

Actually, I guess what I'd do is put up whatever dirt it is that is easily accessible in his mind on twitter complete with pictures for sources. Obviously the stuff would be deleted pretty quickly after he regains control so that's why the pictures would be necessary.
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ChromaticAngel
08/28/17 9:54:29 AM
#71:


Submit resignation and confess to scamming people through Trump University, and also confess to Treason by accepting financial assistance from Russia for the campaign.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/28/17 12:07:51 PM
#72:


DifferentialEquation posted...
Give the order to ramp up production of MAGA hats. Other than that, everything Trump has done so far has been spot on.


#FakePerson
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HypnoCoosh
08/28/17 12:38:40 PM
#73:


lilORANG posted...
Make him take a dump out of the white house window


Spoken like a true liberal.
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Romulox28
08/28/17 12:40:32 PM
#74:


bang melania for 10 min and then discuss anime with baron for the remaining 10
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Paragon21XX
08/28/17 1:04:25 PM
#75:


Call an emergency White House press conference only to go streaking across the stage.
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GavsEvans123
08/29/17 3:43:22 PM
#76:


Dress up as Bandit Keith from Yugioh and convince everyone around me not to let me change into my normal clothes no matter how much I protest. Also, I promise that when my presidency ends, whoever follows me gets to do the Stone Cold Stunner on me at their inauguration.
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AcFan87
08/29/17 3:44:28 PM
#77:


Outlaw liberalism and fully criminalize it for the lolz
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Deadpool_18
08/29/17 3:44:52 PM
#78:


TheBiggerWiggle posted...
Ugh. I want to post what I would really do but I'm afraid of a moderation.


Don't do it. As someone who has done so repeatedly in the past, it just isn't worth the hassle.
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