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FighterStreet
08/31/17 2:08:14 PM
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Trying to figure how many women there are on this board


Thanks for participating.
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KILBOTz
08/31/17 2:09:44 PM
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Only at a beach for shade. Authentic Washingtonians laugh at the idea of umbrellas.
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K181
08/31/17 2:11:43 PM
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All the time when I'm out and about with my kids. The missus would kill me otherwise if I let two little kids and two toddlers walk about without an umbrella in the rain.
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PMarth2002
08/31/17 2:12:21 PM
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Apparently not wanting to get wet in the rain means you have a vagina. Learn something new everyday I guess.
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FighterStreet
08/31/17 2:12:54 PM
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K181 posted...
All the time when I'm out and about with my kids. The missus would kill me otherwise if I let two little kids and two toddlers walk about without an umbrella in the rain.

i dont understand why you just didnt vote the first option in the poll
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JosefuJustice11
08/31/17 2:14:01 PM
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I have used an umbrella before when I was kid and I have a penis.
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GameGodOfAll
08/31/17 2:14:55 PM
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Yes because I am not a fucking mad man.

If that means I have a vagina well then I'll flick my bean while you daydream about eating me out standing in the middle of the pouring rain.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/31/17 2:15:39 PM
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I use one in the rain because I'm usually playing pokemon go when I'm walking around and it's annoying as fuck to try and use my phone when it's got rainwater all over the screen.
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FighterStreet
08/31/17 2:15:53 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Yes because I am not a fucking mad man.

If that means I have a vagina well then I'll flick my bean while you daydream about eating me out standing in the middle of the pouring rain.

holy shit the first funny woman ever
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Laserion
08/31/17 2:15:59 PM
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Today I learned in this topic that men have to get drenched in rain or just wait it out, instead of using a non-drenching manner of moving between roofs.
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unpleasant_milk
08/31/17 2:17:55 PM
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Stupid topic

Umbrellas are useful when it's pissing down.
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FighterStreet
08/31/17 2:18:27 PM
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Laserion posted...
Today I learned in this topic that men have to get drenched in rain or just wait it out, instead of using a non-drenching manner of moving between roofs.

or you could just dress like a man and put on a fucking jacket with a hood?
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Zembaphobia
08/31/17 2:20:06 PM
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GameGodOfAll posted...
Yes because I am not a fucking mad man.

If that means I have a vagina well then I'll flick my bean while you daydream about eating me out standing in the middle of the pouring rain.

REKT
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Lost_All_Senses
08/31/17 2:20:13 PM
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I walked a mile in a rain storm where I had to literally hold the umbrella straight in front of me to block the rain.
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thronedfire2
08/31/17 2:23:36 PM
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Yes, I have a penis

Y'all never saved a random damsel in distress waiting for the bus/train from the rain I guess
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PMarth2002
08/31/17 2:24:50 PM
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FighterStreet posted...
Laserion posted...
Today I learned in this topic that men have to get drenched in rain or just wait it out, instead of using a non-drenching manner of moving between roofs.

or you could just dress like a man and put on a fucking jacket with a hood?


Or you could just carry a fucking umbrella and not act like an insecure middle school kid.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
08/31/17 2:26:44 PM
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FighterStreet posted...
Laserion posted...
Today I learned in this topic that men have to get drenched in rain or just wait it out, instead of using a non-drenching manner of moving between roofs.

or you could just dress like a man and put on a fucking jacket with a hood?


"I wear a jacket in the middle of summer because I'm worried my labia will freeze shut if I don't even though it's probably not less than 65 degrees"
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CableZL
08/31/17 2:30:11 PM
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PMarth2002 posted...
FighterStreet posted...
Laserion posted...
Today I learned in this topic that men have to get drenched in rain or just wait it out, instead of using a non-drenching manner of moving between roofs.

or you could just dress like a man and put on a fucking jacket with a hood?


Or you could just carry a fucking umbrella and not act like an insecure middle school kid.


Also, if you're wearing a suit, you're going to look like a damn fool wearing a hooded jacket over it. Especially if it's hot outside.
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GunmaN1905
08/31/17 2:31:15 PM
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No, too inconvinient.
I have a few waterproof jackets and a car.
I don't need umbrellas.
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Monkhood
08/31/17 2:31:51 PM
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Now that I think about it... no, I don't think I ever have.
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JE19426
08/31/17 2:33:35 PM
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FighterStreet posted...
or you could just dress like a man and put on a fucking jacket with a hood?


And get your trousers soaked.
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DevsBro
08/31/17 2:34:55 PM
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Umbrellas are so annoying.

I will never understand why some people would rather fight the damn thing forever than just walk through the rain for three seconds.
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itachi15243
08/31/17 2:43:44 PM
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This topic is dumb as fuck.

I'm​ a man and keep an umbrella in my car. In my experience, woman would rather you have a fucking umbrella than look like an idiot that got rained on for his crappy masculinity issues. Also, in my experience, girls fucking love it when you shield them with it if they don't have one. Even if you take some rain for them.

Hell, it can be a good way to meet girls too, and make an awesome first impression.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/31/17 2:51:26 PM
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I've used an umbrella, like a logical person would, but I am a male and I couldn't find an option for that in your shit tier poll so I didn't vote.
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LightHawKnight
08/31/17 2:53:09 PM
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Now I was thinking I was too old or something and Umbrella meant something else now a days.
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snesmaster40
08/31/17 3:00:31 PM
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TC, do you wear a plastic raincoat when it rains?
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Funkdamental
08/31/17 3:02:58 PM
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itachi15243 posted...
This topic is dumb as fuck.


Which says something about its creator.
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Laserion
08/31/17 6:37:45 PM
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Funkdamental posted...
itachi15243 posted...
This topic is dumb as fuck.


Which says something about its creator.

We can't say stuff about topic creators, just about the topics.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
08/31/17 6:38:39 PM
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I keep one in my truck because I'm a classy fuck and bust it out for my girlfriend.
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