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No, that would be ridiculous. I just have prescription drugs that induced lactation.

Well I guess I could Michigan it up and bring some in with things my coworkers might say... The culture here still has some growing to do.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

didn't you just buy a baby? Didn't you buy all the accessories and friends yet?

Edit: also i was implying she was a barbie doll.. not that other horrible thing..

Man i have to do a lot of edits with you.

You do have to do a lot of edits with me lately.

And why would I ever buy a barbie doll to slowly fatten up and cook into a stew? With or without the deluxe cup holders, that is stupid.

Obviously we got her with the cup holders though. It's hard to hold a baby and a beer. Although, it is possible with the front pack.

Wait, I must have missed it. Where's the homophobia?

It's been my favorite thing to play with since I can remember.

Zareth posted...

New law in (your state and town) is leaving drivers furious

Picture of California drivers license...

I feel like the full Florida experience would end in someone getting high on bath salts and being arrested fully nude trying to ride an alligator while the trailer is in flames.

Find a new investment bro.

They're more cancer than man now.

It has been about a year and a half since we last went bowling. It would be fun if there weren't a pandemic currently going on...

Yeah, me too. I'm just pretending to be an idiot... >_>

What's your proudest creation you've made to smoke out of?

FrozenBananas posted...

your whos old what now?

Do you not wear your moms old clothes?!

Never tried them but they look pretty nice and affordable. Ive got Vuori shorts on for now but most of my running shorts are Nikes that have the shorts liner instead of the stupid briefs liner.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

saliva?

that's some high-risk behavior

Yeah, its a weird thing theyve been pioneering since June of 2020 for early detection. They take spit samples once or so a week.

Just running shorts that have a built in shorts liner. No underwear. Surprisingly comfy for my bedtime routine.

Because its easiest to precisely use with your D.

What

Just take your time and think through your answers. I know that can be hard with a handful of people staring and waiting expectantly, but as long as you don't take forever you're fine.

Revelation34 posted...

They can't legally mandate that unfortunately.

Tell that to a number of universities that have recently required it. I'm not mad about it at all personally. There are limited medical and religious exemptions, but if you go that route you have to participate in a weekly early detection study where you submit a vial of your saliva.

My alarm hits at 3:37 on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and I'm out the door at 5:40 so that is 2 hours early. The other two days it's off at 4:53 and I'm out at 5:40 so I guess 47 minutes.

That gives me enough time to poop, jog 5-7 miles, shower, eat, and pack up my lunch.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

just because something is more uncomfortable, doesn't mean something else isn't uncomfortable

Right, but the possible result of not doing the one slightly uncomfortable thing is something that is extremely uncomfortable followed by death.

And yeah, my work went back to requiring masks and actually just mandated that faculty, staff, and students will all be required to be vaccinated by the end of the month.

Revelation34 posted...

I will never get a smart TV.

Seems like it's got to be moderately hard not to buy a smart tv at this point...

Anyways, none of my tvs have ever had to do daily updates and that sounds super annoying. All of my tvs are smart and none of them have ever done an update without some kind of input from me. I would be super annoyed by your tv.

Sunny closed his other topic too...

No, I got to see the video. What is there to be curious about?

wydrah posted...

Where was this guy back in 2001?

Most likely in a dorm room using a George W. Bush fleshlight.

I have never once heard anyone complain about the ethics of human veal.

Being from Michigan does give us a lot of access to corn. I'll build her a little baby trough. Should probably leash her too so the muscles stay nice and tender like veal.

Kimbos_Egg posted...

Good. You probably shouldn't stew her in her own juices.

Find something she eats (berries and such) and make a pre cooking glaze on her. Should erase the gamey smell too.

I mean, I can baste her in milk, but I'm not sure how good that would work for a glaze... Maybe I'll wait on cooking until she has progressed to real food.

And you think the sound from a gun going off in the room with you is similar to what you hear from guns in a theater?!

Kimbos_Egg posted...

Poison and dragon.

Also hows your daughter? Still growing plump and juicy? You'll need to cook her before she gets old and stringy.

Edit: And yes mods, that is infact a joke. I don't actually mean he should cook and eat his child.

Oh yeah, she is packing on the pounds. At the one month visit with the doc she had gained 2.5 pounds. The marbling is going to be so amazing when the time comes.

Dragalge. Not a clue what the fuck that is. Looks like a plant.

But if I got to pick my own, I'd go with Squirtle. I'd have a personal bidet with me anywhere I went!

SQUIRTLE USE WATER GUN!!

For me, it's mostly because ever since I got my vaccine, I've just felt like I'm one with the 5G and I can't remember life without it.

It for sure depends for me. If it can be succinctly covered in a text I definitely prefer that most of the time, but there are occasions where phone calls are needed to give further explanation or dive deeper into things.

sodium-chloride posted...

You guys must go to some really shitty movie theaters. There are some screens that are massive (not including IMAX). With these larger screens requires larger and louder sound systems. It's not hard to understand how you would completely disregard a real gunshot for an on-screen one if you have been to a Cinemark XD or IMAX showing.

Sound not even being a concern, how would you see a gunshot if you are in a completely different part of the theater? What if the suspect was behind you?

Y'all need to go out more or just use your imaginations instead of just saying "nah impossible".

You also are not taking into account moviegoers themselves. Maybe they're hard of hearing or old or demented or thought they heard something but chalked it up to the movie. They could literally have been sleeping when the gunshots happened. My wife slept straight through most of 1918 in the movie theater. How the fuck you sleep through a movie where there are loud ass explosions and gunshots throughout I will never understand.

You sound like you know theaters pretty well, but have you fired many guns?

mooreandrew58 posted...

Or he just figured we wasnt doing anythijg he didn't do as a teen. Actually had a cop let me off because if that reasoning.

I mean, maybe he's not a creep, but I'd bet he's got trail cams out that were originally for watching animals.

mooreandrew58 posted...

Yes come to think of it. Mine wasnt really public sex as the woods where privately owned so it was more tresspassing but the owner said he didn't really mind the teens coming into the woods provided they didnt trash it up with litter.

Sounds like the dude was a creep and had some trail cams out there...

Man this topic about pictures of babies still only has the one picture? Im about to start throwing up pics with me and my nieces and nephews when they were babies.

The ocean/a lake? Not my favorite in the water, but you can't necessarily see exactly what's happening under the water so you're less likely to be arrested.

She is 6 weeks old today! Cue the fireworks!

Figured I'd do my part to make the topic interesting and at least have a picture of an adorable baby. Plus I love picture topics. Also, I don't quite get why people think it's a terrible idea to post a picture of a baby on the internets.

Fine, PotD might not deserve a picture of your son but heres one of my daughter Vivian.

Archgoat posted...

I'm sorry to hear that, I hope you are not a fan of your fridge supplying ice.

Truth, my parents Samsung fucked up their hardwood floor when it decided it'd leak for a while when they went to the cottage for a weekend.

Sounds like it's time for paper plates and plastic utensils. Fuck the environment, no one wants to do dishes.

Oh dang, that doesn't look great. When I met my wife she was hand washing all her dishes until I fixed her dishwasher for her, but that just needed a new door gasket. That looks a little worse than hers did...

What's wrong with the dishwasher?

Sounds like Link can fill your hole up for you! He's a very nice man.

Question is, when do I buy back my stocks in Activision?

I came here to make a snarky comment about antivaxxers, autism, and vaccinations. Then I saw a picture and it made them all to real. I feel bad now.