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I understand I'm a freak, so I normally try and keep my energy down for other people, but by 9 I've been up nearly 6 hours so I've probably slipped by then.

Does that mean all porn is technically tentacle porn? Assuming at least one actor in the film has at least one finger or toe?

Good for Nick not accepting severance or signing an NDA. Should make things a little more interesting when whatever is next for them starts.

Bake a ring into a lasagna and when she breaks a tooth on it get down on a knee.

For sure, keep your doctor in the loop.

Are there life style changes you could make that would likely help? Are you over weight? Drink often? Smoke? Exercise? etc..

Once the temp in the house dips below 62 our heat kicks on. It's been running for a bit, but I'll occasionally get our wood burner going and the heater won't really need to run.

Neither one should be a problem if they were done right. You may want to be a bit more cautious with what you put down the drain with a septic system though. Well water should be great, but no fluoride like city water.

Hash browns because eggs are a given. If you're having breakfast you're going to have eggs in some variety, but please give me some kind of potatoes/hash browns.

I've got a bunch of compression pants I use as a base layer for when I jog in the winter. Wouldn't recommend wearing just those around in public though as you can see the straight up main vein very easily.

I do it because there was a time I used to have a lot of fun posting here.

That's why I love my family's cottage in the thumb of Michigan on Lake Huron. Not one of the busy areas that's flooded with people, kids get to swim in waist deep water for 100+ feet from shore, adults get to sit and lounge while talking, drinking, and snacking.

I get straight up stressed at the beaches you're used to.

I work in a garage with mechanics that know how to work on everything from trucks, tractors, mowers, loaders, to backhoes and some places will still try to weasel out of the warranty repairs when we send it their way having fully diagnosed the issue before shipping it to them.

Normally silent. Our ten year olds are loud enough to rival me.

MeatiestMeatus posted...

Gonna need to get some independent fact-checking in here @hockeyswife

She'd verify, but she doesn't know about this cesspool and I'm not asking her to come here to let you know. Her farts however, are like old rotting broccol.

I liked Cabin in the Woods quite a bit when I saw that a few years back.

There's something about when they get all old and grey. They're still so happy to be loved and will absolutely vibrate with excitement when they get bursts of their puppy energy. My dog below was 15 and in pretty good health until the end. Her old hips were the only issue she really had in the end. Just couldn't handle stairs so I spent a few years carrying her up the stairs to our apartment.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/4/AADt2wAAE-BC.jpg

But it is fun to getting a pet very young too:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/5/AADt2wAAE-BD.jpg

Most of my farts haven't smelled for the past decade. It's very disappointing.

I guess I pet it harder.

I tried to talk my wife and girls into adopting older dogs/cats because they're often super nice and just need someone to love on them in their golden years. Makes me sad seeing older pets at the pound.

Yeah, I haven't actually paid a lot of attention to the NHL in quite some time too, but I still remember Patrick Roy getting his ass kicked in back to back goalie fights back in the day.

I guess we'll have to ask my mom if it did any damage though.

Detroit of course.

adjl posted...

...300 lb? I know there are some large ones out there, but that seems excessive.

I think 300 lbs is more the force exerted by it. The actual unit is about 50-70 pounds or something. It's used to vibrate a salter and keep the salt from clumping so it flows at a consistent rate. If someone used that on a sybian I've got a feeling it might do a bit of damage...

Cool.

She loved it. Dad wasn't as appreciative of the mop I bought him for cleanup.

BoomerKuwanger posted...

Awesome stuff, thanks so much for sharing

I mean, I'm not playing was literally an option to choose. Your input hardly seemed like it added anything here, where as PO's was at least on topic.

If I play, I always love me some Yoshi. Straight up green.

One of my favorite line items on an invoice for me is 300 lb vibrator. I kind of wished I got an email from someone above me asking a question about those.

I wish mine was for travel or anything even remotely fun. Mine is mostly for buying parts for construction/landscaping equipment. The limit used to be $2,500 which made it a pain in the ass with breaking up some orders or waiting a couple weeks going through a purchase order.

I've got one to with a $9,995.00 single transaction limit, and I think $50,000 monthly. They won't let me buy anything for personal use either :(

Whoever said Colorado, come fight me bro.

We recently got a kitten for our 11 year old. I wasn't sure how our 7 year old dog would do with a cat, but they are doing pretty well. Also, your cats are adorable. Sorry to hijack and add pics of mine.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/5/AADt2wAAE8rR.jpg

One of my favorite things about getting married was gaining 2 daughters from her previous marriage. I love filling our girls up

with knowledge, wisdom, and mostly bad jokes.

Penguins can suck it. Obviously the Red Wings, but if you're going west coast I'd got Kraken or Knights.

I feel like I remember Fa saying he could manage it back in the day, but I haven't had to resort to that. Thank god my wife likes me.

You could work on your flexibility and throw a mouth into the mix...

Yeah, dating sucks. Glad I'm done with that; hopefully you will be someday too.

You guys look very happy! That's awesome!

I'm a Lions fan and am finally getting a taste of excitement. A part of me will always be mentally preparing for an implosion though...

I'm a salary worker and part of a union. Big fan. When covid hit the university issued a statement saying they would no longer be doing their 10% match for retirement contributions, but since support staff is under various bargaining agreements that didn't affect us, just hit the non union faculty staff. It's still crap that they had to eat the loss, but the union saved us from it.

My belly never would have survived my teenage years.

Man, this topic turned into an entertaining, confusing mess.

Dude, it was the 2nd. Correct the date dial.

I guess I'm genderless. Keep your pancakes, french toast, or waffles. Just give me the eggs, meat, and potatoes and I'm good. God I love hashbrowns.

SoreChasm posted...

I got 37 seconds in before clicking away. What's your high score, everyone?

Never hit play.

aslaveobeys

Just picture them picturing you naked. No better way to get comfy than feeling awkward.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Now you're making racists comments because I'm Mexican. The US has no cook unions. Read the topic.

All of the people working with Culinary Services on our campus are part of a union including the chefs so you're incorrect.

Is this a pizza related union job?

I thought that movie reviewed decently. Is it complete shit then?