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True colors are dlc.

Usually a db topic such as this will end with:
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Random pic of phone
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Did you get hijacked?

SushiSquid posted...

I recently learned that I no longer produce lactase. All this time I thought coffee was making me sick and so I avoided it, but it was the milk I put in it.

I've since started drinking black coffee most days and I've been fine. I also take lactase tablets when I have dairy because fuck giving up milk. It's great.

Silk almond creamer yo.

You're missing the opportunity to eat it whole with cranberry sauce drizzled on top and pretending it's brains.

Mount Everest.

EvilMegas posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

EvilMegas posted...

Racist

White people always trying to pull off black face.

Thank you for brining that to my attention.

They're...Double racist!

Next they'll be like,"but I have black friends!" Which we all know is the check mate of racism.

It was a game for gold title a little while back.
But anything forza seems to be killing it and people are always hankering for gran turismo with that looming on the horizon.

There has been a handful of car games that have tried to be social experiences too but I think there's only so much that can be done with realistic driving experiences. So I think everyone likes to congregate towards a more definitive title.

k.

Whoa saws are just tearing ar 15s in half, maybe we should be banning them.

Pooontang!

helIy posted...

this literally is not possible

Fuck it went down? It was 5 dollars just the other day.

This was a great day of reckoning.

Nomak-54 posted...

kukukupo posted...

If you want to learn to hit a baseball, buy an old broom and some plastic golf-balls.

Practice hitting the golf balls with the broom handle. Your hand-eye coordination will improve a ton.

As for fielding and gloves - most of that you need to practice with a friend. If you have a brick wall somewhere nearby, you can buy some tennis balls and practice throwing/pitching at the wall. It if is a wall you can mark, use some tape to put some 'targets' on it and practice throwing at the targets from different distances and angles.

awesome I'll try this though I don't have any cheap tennis/golf balls.

Check your tennis courts. Sometimes people hit them out of the fence and just leave them.

Go to the counter and tell them you wanna c-u-p.

He reminds me of Peter dinklage's character from elf.

Nah Chex mix sucks all around Doritos munchies is where it's at.

Is your router old? It might be bumping your phone if there are too many devices connected, or the ip addresses lease is expiring too soon. Since you're mobile with your phone you could be hitting dead spots or interfering with the signal in some way, which would also make it more susceptible to interference from other sources too.

Unless you pour a ton of batter in a narrow sauce pan which is apparently some Japanese abomination.

Lol somebody's salty over your powers.

Looks like they just like one genre.

How did he buy an iPhone without money?

Lol wtf I was carrying this topic get gud.

Like 60%.

Did you go AHHHHHHH NOT THE BEEEEES!

People hate thoughts and prayers but then when you dgaf they wanna act like ur all insensitive.

Usually the victims of bullying and probably associate allot of that with schools which can't seem to do anything about it until the victim lashes out.

Forgot Bill Clinton in nba jam.

Hot tub time machine addresses this social issue and should tell you everything you need to know.

They're also going to print "fuck you fatty" in the box be revealed as you pull out the items.

Do you have auto updates on your Xbox? Maybe that's throwing off the synchronization.

BADoglick posted...

This topic is exactly why the US should abolish tipping. Ignorant jagoffs like the OP have no concept of the work involved and therefore have no right to dictate wages. I feel sorry for anyone who ever has to wait on you, truly. If you don't want to tip, at least have the balls to inform your server beforehand.

If waiters started making reg minimum wage or even a couple dollars more and no tips like the rest of the restaurant so many tantrums would be thrown.

So many tantrums already get thrown for not tipping a 20 for the half hour they've been topping of diet cokes a few times and trash talking customers behind their backs the rest of it. Lol.

Selenara posted...

dangreen posted...

So I met one of those girls randomly at a bar last night, we both got very drunk and I slept with her. Feeling bad now.

You need to tell your girlfriend ASAP. The only thing worse than cheating is cheating and lying about it.

dedbus posted...

Is it really cheating if one of you isn't playing?
If anything starting a game and backing out midway is the true unsportsman like conduct.

The fact that you even ask this is frankly stunning. You're acting like women have some kind of contractual obligation to provide sex even if they're busy or sick, and if they don't fulfill their end of the bargain cheating on them is perfectly justified. Just wow. When you agree to be exclusive with someone, you're agreeing not to sleep with other people, not signing away your right to say no to sex.

I didn't say any of that but if someone wasn't mature enough to finish their game of uno, you'd need someone else to pick up their hand.

Are you guys sure you're not all alts?

Is it really cheating if one of you isn't playing?
If anything starting a game and backing out midway is the true unsportsman like conduct.

I believe in the future shitty teen mom's will have moved on from Aiden variations to naming their kids NOah. Time travel confirmed.

Dude is gonna wreck.

You mean explicitly stated?

Imma start a band called A Chad named incel.

When that one dude introduces coffee to ezio and he's like hmmm.. it needs something... maybe cream and sugar! And he makes that little bitch face.

They're like the micro transactions of our ancestors. Like hey how cool is this digital hat/ here's this tye dye dog.

I think that that super high contrasts and hdr are ruining it for those who haven't adopted the latest tv's.

Sonic in Daytona usa.

Pic 3 is like a crystal ball of what could beer of our future relationship.

Yeah I'd be suspicious at that hour or in a secluded area.

Eh what's a little toxic meltdown thrown in to a toxic waste dump.

Caution means you should yield to the main flow of traffic, which essentially means stopping which you should on many caution turns anyway since your side's are probably going to be obscured by buildings or whatnot all the way up to the actual turn.

There are exceptions here. There is a firehouse and it's outlet is on a non intersection main street with a constant caution yellow. You wouldn't stop in the middle of that unless a fire truck was obviously barreling out.

I just pull out my phone and shiver in the corner and hiss when anyone gets near.

Look at ghost in the shell. Its going to get so bad. Already our realities are being distorted by companies skimming and selling data on us and feeding back what they want us to think we want to see.

Is it possible that humans were altered by some kind of extraterrestrial intervention...? I say yes!

lawl. This might be my favorite duckbear topic yet.