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| Topic | How do you drink your coffee |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 11:01:22 PM #9 | Mead posted... Orally pssh, amateur.  --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | 95% of the time, someone on the phone calls me Ma'am, Daughter or Wife.... |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 9:57:46 PM #5 | One time when I was talking to someone downtown there was a lady talking behind me on a cell phone, real high pitched voice, she went walking by and it was short fat bald guy and I was all like "wtf?" --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | I know I use this a lot, but is this the best gif of all time?? |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 8:24:09 PM #101 | |
| Topic | for the make or break poll of the day, why |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 8:16:23 PM #7 | RCtheWSBC posted... you're stripping on Omegle to make ends meet yeah... really should start charging for that. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | for the make or break poll of the day, why |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 8:10:10 PM #5 | RCtheWSBC posted... Go be drunk somewhere else! Yeesh, you have one good weekend and ur labeled, bleh. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | for the make or break poll of the day, why |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 8:08:28 PM #3 | We'd fix it but ur option is stupid so no. RCtheWSBC posted... We don't make the polls lies --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Pot holes |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 6:32:59 PM #2 | gravy posted... Fuck them. Sounds uncomfortable but doable. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | sometimes i feel like we all have friends who like making us wait |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 6:27:47 PM #12 | banana --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Where would you draw the line? |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 6:26:08 PM #25 | FinalXemnas posted... I highly doubt cows, pigs, and chickens are more likely to be pets than ducks. As shown by Friends, though teacup pigs are a thing I guess. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | *turns on computer* |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 3:05:14 PM #2 | Uhh.. you probably should ignore that. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Who do you think is the most well known person on the planet? |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 3:03:01 PM #23 | wwinterj25 posted... Batman. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | If you had to personally kill the animals that the meat that you eat... |
| darcandkharg31 02/20/18 12:53:57 AM #4 | Sure, I could shoot Bambi and hook Nemo. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | *potd communal bathroom* |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 11:10:08 PM #4 | *finishes pooping, reaches for tp* "Wtf, there's only three seashells?" --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Where would you draw the line? |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 10:10:31 PM #14 | myghostisdead posted... I'd eat any of them if I got hungry enough. You'd eat this cute slobbering son of a bitch?  --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Where would you draw the line? |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 9:53:36 PM #8 | InfestedAdam posted... Might as well include a human being in there if survival becomes of utmost importance. So you're saying you'd eat ass eh? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Where would you draw the line? |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 9:53:05 PM #7 | lvl01somacruz posted... I'd eat kitty. buh wat kind? There's 3 of them up there. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | This isn't working out |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 9:48:18 PM #4 | You can't break up with me if I can't see you! *covers eyes* --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Have you ever heard that anti perspirant is bad for you? |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 9:45:58 PM #15 | I knew a guy once and his gf and him said that he and his uncle never use deodorant and because that their armpits don't smell. It's the deodorant that makes people smell bad and need to use it. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Where would you draw the line? |
| darcandkharg31 02/19/18 9:43:00 PM #1 |  Well, i've eaten rabbit before so I guess i'd eat a horse. Truth be told though, I probably would eat a horse just to see. What if someone went up to Golden Retriever but stopped at Chihuahua because they don't like mexican? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 5:11:40 PM #107 | DirtBasedSoap posted... what if he just wanted to talk about penis reduction surgery? I heard girls in porn dislike doing big dick scenes since it hurts them --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | I got invited to an early screening of Black Panther |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 5:02:12 PM #10 | Smarkil posted... Zikten posted...They better show Thanks in the post credits. Every movie I hope for Thanos. And this is the last one before he attacks. Post credit should show his ship in orbit around earth and Thanos is looking at earth and says "It is time to introduce ourselves...." im pretty sure that's Zikten --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 4:59:20 PM #96 | I just got the most perfectibility normal boner looking at the situation --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 4:26:22 PM #64 | Next thing you know RC is getting married. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 4:16:24 PM #54 | SunWuKung420 posted... Sounds like a guy that likes his side action. Hell, you might be the side action. RCtheWSSC --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Guile's theme goes with the Fresh Prince pool scene |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 3:59:05 PM #9 | lmao, it does fit well My personal fav Uncle Phil scene.  --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 3:40:26 PM #10 | RCtheWSBC posted... You've been off the charts lately. What's up man? Nothing much, I was just joking, I work at 4 so no booze today! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | welp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 3:39:07 PM #7 | I'll get us started. *sips whiskey* --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | How do you find the defendant? |
| darcandkharg31 02/12/18 3:01:34 PM #9 | Did I ever tell you you're my hero! You're everything I wish I liked to be I can fly higher than a EAAAAAAAGLEEEEE You are the win beneath my wings. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/10/18 3:04:34 AM #29 | Lil69Leo posted...
blah, blah, blah, little leo, call me a girl, typical dumnabass when they run out of things to say --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/10/18 2:57:24 AM #27 | Lil69Leo posted... Sad. ur only online political life --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:48:41 PM #20 | Lil69Leo posted... darcandkharg31 posted...RCtheWSBC posted...Dating is awful no matter what in my opinion! stfu only reason you're mad is because I i told you only partake in political discussions like a snobbyy bitch. Keep crying boiyo! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:40:36 PM #15 | RCtheWSBC posted... I'd love to just skip ahead to the whole "we committed" business, if only it were that easy u my old lady now, we suck to each other for life --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:35:33 PM #8 | RCtheWSBC posted... Dating is awful no matter what in my opinion! ur opinion matters, to meeeee!!!!! --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:28:36 PM #5 | Doctor Foxx posted... It's pretty crappy in general, fun to meet new people but most people you meet aren't really worth the time and in some cases may be a danger I was joking at first but nice to see an actual reponse?. But really, do you prefer confident guys or funny guys? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Is this pic offensive? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:24:10 PM #19 | only to racists --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | As a woman, how easy is dating? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:23:54 PM #1 | I can\t get sex unless alcohol then i get fucked silly. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | I think my friend's boyfriend is cheating on her with me |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:20:56 PM #14 | Jen0125 posted... it all feels the same in the dark  --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | How many genders are there? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:19:01 PM #2 | a thosand --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | If there are 72 genders... name 4 |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 5:07:56 PM #6 | Stupid Pirate Guy posted... I'm a nonbinary gender queer lvl 15 druid gay --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | If there are 72 genders... name 4 |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 4:43:07 PM #2 | man, female, man who's a girl and females who's a boy. Pay me --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | I Feel Cream. AMA. |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 4:40:24 PM #41 | I reward you 1 adult point --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | No one's played Contra? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 12:08:36 PM #6 | I think I tried it once but when I was little Contra 3 was the new one so I played that one a few times --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | No one's played Contra? |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 12:06:47 PM #4 | what's a contra? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Science discovers prisons legitimately don't work |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 1:34:23 AM #45 | Zeus posted...
i fail to see the probz --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | I Feel Cream. AMA. |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 12:49:48 AM #31 | Muffinz0rz posted... Jen0125 posted...I'll feel ur cream bb dat meanz lesbian stuff --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | help my obiwan |
| darcandkharg31 02/09/18 12:48:04 AM #3 | TallTamryu posted... Your obiwan doesn't need any help. he sucked himself :D --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | What was the first song you listened to that really made you like music? |
| darcandkharg31 02/08/18 11:49:45 PM #41 | SusanGreenEyes posted... darcandkharg31 posted...SusanGreenEyes posted...I think I was a toddler and my parents put on The Beatles. really? that's actually pretty cool. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | Dang.. my work clothes are locked in the laundry room. |
| darcandkharg31 02/08/18 11:48:58 PM #3 | *porno music commences* --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | What was the first song you listened to that really made you like music? |
| darcandkharg31 02/08/18 11:36:18 PM #39 | SusanGreenEyes posted... I think I was a toddler and my parents put on The Beatles. not the first song you listened to tho i read it that way as well --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
| Topic | help my obiwan |
| darcandkharg31 02/08/18 11:34:50 PM #1 | im stuck at the first level of demoms souls, ran up and down the corridor but nothing appears or opens that gate. --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. |
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