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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:51:26 AM
#55
RCtheWSBC posted...
lol it was joking, but I also noticed it sounded angrier that intended. Thanks, Cupcake chardonnay

Ahhh, I was like, maybe we've gone from banter to da extreme.
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:46:46 AM
#53
RCtheWSBC posted...
I fucking will, man, don't test me

I'm literally having a hard time telling if this is serious or joking.
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TopicI just stepped in fox shit
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:34:03 AM
#8
Zangulus posted...
This topic is now strangely erotic...

wut...
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TopicI just stepped in fox shit
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:32:33 AM
#6
There's like 6-8 of them in this little area right now, just the other day I pulled up in my driveway and one of them literally hopped over all happy and stuff to my car, I got out and said "Hey whats up buddy." and walked in, he just stood there and looked at me.

Must be a new litter from the spring, they better watch out, one of my neighbors like to trap, their days could be numbered.
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TopicI just stepped in fox shit
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:26:36 AM
#5
damn slow ass camera phone, I missed him but I was gonna tag "Actual footage of Doctor Foxx leaving the scene of the crime."
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TopicI just stepped in fox shit
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 11:19:19 AM
#1
little bastards, they're harmless but they start pooping on my yard regularly shits about to go down, I could use a davy crocket hat this winter.
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TopicFavorite type of save points
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 10:56:32 AM
#23
Save points, I sometimes save scum :P and sometimes you wanna make a different choice but can't because of autosave.

but really it depends on the game, like Fallout 3 you could save every couple minutes because of choices or not for long stretches/dungeons and whatnot, but things like Fire Emblem: Awakening you could save every move.
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TopicWho is most annoying? Kanye or his fans?
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 10:48:44 AM
#18
I haven't paid attention to him or his fans so idk, maybe if you stopped paying attention to them they wouldn't bother you?
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TopicDo you find this girl attractive or not?
darcandkharg31
09/12/17 10:17:11 AM
#15
That first pic reminded me of my sister, minus the duckface, so it was like instant no.
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TopicWTF happened to Jennifer Lawrence?
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 11:17:02 PM
#13
I fail to see the problem, other than lighter hair she looks the same to me.
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TopicWhat are you eating for dinner
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:45:19 PM
#10
Chicken breast mixed into Kraft Dinner.
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TopicMy son's school is one of them
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:33:30 PM
#15
da fuck is the last one at the end? Thopping guard?
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:27:39 PM
#35
Belated vote for Blue Agate

RCtheWSBC posted...
Y'know what darc? Y'know what? Tired of you treating me like a punk bitch!

fite me irl
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:21:28 PM
#31
RCtheWSBC posted...
Dammit y'all this sale ends tonight and I'm about to fall asleeeep

Pick the blue or green one
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TopicMy son's school is one of them
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:17:14 PM
#4
Lisp people be like "Thun."
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 10:09:55 PM
#28
elsa jean
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 9:43:52 PM
#18
yutterh posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Did Robocop ever arrest anybody?


Yes, he arrested the dudes that murdered him. Did you not watch the movie? He also arrested those dudes that tried raping that chick, the dude that waa robbing the convenient store. He was popular not just for being a android but for having a high arrest record. Which is why he was on the news. He was proven to be super effective.

Oh yeah, I remember he arrested Red Foreman though I think he killed all the other guys who killed him, except that black guy because he fell of the rail and got knocked out or something but he got wasted eventually. I couldn't remember if he did anyone else since it's been awhile, he also shot the rapist right in the dick.

Cacciato posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Here is your plain bean, sir

Did you google a @Sarcasthma post?

I thought it sounded familiar so I want to see if it was a reference to something.
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 9:31:10 PM
#11
RCtheWSBC posted...
lmao you did not google the lyrics to All-Star

hey now :P

I saw an opportunity between GD asking AS to play games and I wanted to make sure I had em right.
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Topicdumbass things you think to google
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 9:28:31 PM
#9
I think basically everything I google is stupid so i'll just throw a list of my last dozen or so searches.

Paige Van Zant
Here is your plain bean, sir
You're old slam dunk
Rhino Egg
Daenryas
Joy Luck Club
Mystic Knights of Tyr Na Nog
cejudo reis ko gif
stache no middle
Eddie Guerroro stache
Josh Brolin Cable
Did Robocop ever arrest anybody?
juxtaposing
burger hold everything
Extra Foods
Grub Box
hey now you're an allstar get your game on
does flipping your mattress stop dipping
Squirtle squad
canoodle
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TopicDo you use "face wash"?
darcandkharg31
09/11/17 12:04:43 AM
#10
CountessRolab posted...
Took me forever to find a working combination, but my skin is looking the best it ever has. Someone even complimented me on it the other day.

That's awesome, i've never had bad acne but my brother did and my nephew does now and I can kinda understand a little how it would make a person feel down about it, glad things have turned around for yah.
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TopicEarly morning keyblader is such a dumbass.
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 11:44:03 PM
#2
you suck at waking up, as soon that "DEET DEET DEET" hits, i'm standing up like 1 second later, bending over then leaning forward because that's how I roll.
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TopicAnyone else miss Erik_P
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 11:02:38 PM
#6
eeeewwwwww

oops, I mean...

jsb0714 posted...
PyroBlade1985 posted...
dioxxys posted...
Judgmenl posted...
Not at all.

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TopicGamefaqs mods tell me that having a period is offensive
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 10:33:32 PM
#158
Your period offends me Jen, it means you can procreate and datz bad.
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TopicDo you use "face wash"?
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 10:32:28 PM
#1
Hmmm?




I got a cleanser and moisturizer, I dun wanna look old before my time.
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TopicObama was on my tv just now!
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 10:20:54 PM
#13
trodi_911 posted...
Is your TV broken? I don't think TVs are meant to take the weight of several former presidents.

Probably a big ass tube tv, those things were sturdy as fuck.
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TopicIf a coworker at your work smelled bad do you think you would say something?
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 9:55:53 PM
#7
I'd remind everyday until they quit or cleaned up.
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TopicIs it normal to dislike/hate protagonists in tv shows/movies?
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 9:55:01 PM
#33
Daenerys, I've pretty much disliked throughout GoT, sometimes she's cool but most of the time she acts like an entitled biitch.
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TopicWhich of these 2 "asian movies" did you like better?
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 9:43:43 PM
#11
CedarPointcp posted...
listen to the commentary in dragon

psh, what am I, some kind of nerd!?!

j/k, to save me the trouble of finding it, what's the gist of the reason for the spirit, i'm guessing personal demons or something.
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TopicWhich of these 2 "asian movies" did you like better?
darcandkharg31
09/10/17 9:25:47 PM
#5
Before Dragon I never knew Bruce Lee had a supernatural spirit trying to kill him and his family.
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TopicSpoilers with no context topic
darcandkharg31
09/09/17 9:55:24 PM
#30
wolfy42 posted...
She was a gargoyle the whole time, and their babies are gargoyles.

I think my friend showed me a clip like that a long time ago, this is one of those crypt shows right?
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TopicSpoilers with no context topic
darcandkharg31
09/09/17 8:02:28 PM
#21
Dead or alive, only one person actually goes with him, and he still killed him in the end.
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TopicSpoilers with no context topic
darcandkharg31
09/09/17 8:00:25 PM
#20
The MC kills a evil god, gets stuck in hell and is branded a blasphemer/traitor, the end.
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TopicSpoilers with no context topic
darcandkharg31
09/09/17 7:57:30 PM
#18
The MC fails and goes to hell.
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TopicHave you ever welched?
darcandkharg31
09/08/17 7:48:53 PM
#8
Hell yeah, sometimes i'm too hungover and i'm like fuck iiiiittt. Nothing serious though, just things like going to the mall or some shit.
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TopicHey allstar, you wanna hang out this weekend?
darcandkharg31
09/08/17 7:36:31 PM
#9
Hey now, you're an allstar, get your game on, go play
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TopicDoes this seem like a genuine bic lighter?
darcandkharg31
09/08/17 12:03:52 AM
#11
You have to order bic lighters online? They don't have any at any store near you?
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TopicSouth Park, Favorite of the male 4th graders
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 10:33:53 PM
#7
Toss up between Clyde and Craig, funny background characters
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TopicI have another confession PotD.
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 9:04:34 PM
#34
Judgmenl posted...
No that's after the 10th or 20th time someone's asked me if I've seen the same thing.

I call bs, if you've told someone 10 times you don't watch a certain show they aint gonna keep badgering you about it. Unless you mean multiple people have asked you about it and after the 10th person asking you then you say it you're still a a-hole for saying that to someone who didn't know you didn't watch it.
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TopicI have another confession PotD.
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 8:55:02 PM
#26
Judgmenl posted...
It's like when people bring up game of thrones or football to me and I reply with "what the fuck are you talking about?"

So instead of saying you don't watch it you say "What the fuck are you talking about!?"

Yeah, it's corporate reasons that people don't like you...
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TopicGame of Thrones is just a crappy LotR that's ten times as long
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 8:50:20 PM
#6
Fantasy anything is for nerds, NEEEERRRDDDDSSSSS!!!!!!
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TopicDid someone say yoga?
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 8:37:36 PM
#3
gzjfsor
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TopicWhat is your Pokemon dream team if Pokemon were real
darcandkharg31
09/07/17 8:26:39 PM
#6
6biNOJg

and a Butterfree
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TopicHot or Not: Alizee
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 10:03:29 PM
#3
I'd stick my face in her ass and get pink eye
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TopicThis 20 y/o Kid MURDERED his 23 y/o Brother because he HOGGED the INTERNET!!!
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 9:59:30 PM
#2
Full Throttle posted...
Nathan punched Timothy in the face and head before going back to his room

Maybe Nathan was just an asshole and Timothy got sick of his shit?
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TopicI forgot my Volvo has an 18 gallon gas tank
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 9:08:17 PM
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TopicThat moment when you go from saying hi to someone you know....
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 9:01:37 PM
#7
Or on the other side of the coin where you met people when you were drunk or long time ago or whatever and they remember you but you have no idea who they are so you just keep saying hi just to be polite.
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TopicThat moment when you go from saying hi to someone you know....
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 8:23:05 PM
#1
to not saying anything at all and just pretending you don't see each other. I know too many people.
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TopicLmao the new American horror story is about (spoilers)
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 7:20:07 PM
#17
wolfy42 posted...
Sweet i'm taping it.

wolfy42 posted...
but I decided to tape it just in case.

lulz "tape", it's dvr old man! git with the times. Unless you actually have a vcr out and are taping it then hot damn.
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TopicWhat pocket, and what way does your phone face?
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 4:53:14 PM
#12
Left sock, screen facing away from my calf.
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TopicWhat character do you think of: (Day 11) Adam Sandler
darcandkharg31
09/06/17 10:53:25 AM
#9
The Price is wrong bitch!
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