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TopicI always found the backwards alphabet thing to be stupid.
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 9:14:47 PM
#11
It's not that hard if you take a second to think about it, you aint gonna recite it fast but it's not hard.
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TopicHow often do you usually watch porn?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 9:04:49 PM
#18
RCtheWSBC posted...

No we don't, stop tagging us in stupid shit.

welp, first time tag, good to know, I was only joking anyways.
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TopicHow often do you usually watch porn?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:55:59 PM
#14
not lately, maybe like once a month, I go poonani

@Jen0125
@RCtheWSBC
@SusanGreenEyes
@Lokarin

We need some female perspectives here.
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TopicHave you ever had sex? I have. It felt great.
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:54:15 PM
#147
I haven't read the topic(since it was already 100 posts) but all I can say is yes, it does feel great.
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TopicHave you ever ruined your pizza after you left the store?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:45:40 PM
#4
No, i'm not an uncoordinated dumbass
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TopicI love Jen0125
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:44:29 PM
#78
Damn Jen tans hardcore go from white to that dark, kudos Jen, kudos
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TopicShow me your monster hunter. Now.
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:39:03 PM
#25
Kimbos_Egg posted...
Show me your monster hunter

I don't think GF allows penis'
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TopicI've been a correctional officer for a year ama
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:31:21 PM
#65
Do gay or trannies inmates do it with each other regularly?
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TopicI was required to watch the movie "Wonder Woman" at work today
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:27:09 PM
#9
darn feminists

*shakes fist*
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Topicmy favorite picture of my wife
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 8:01:53 PM
#10
green dragon posted...
Yeah, I love that picture too

1gzURif
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TopicLet's players make me question if I'm dead inside.
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 12:11:08 PM
#2


If this doesn't make you smile at least you're dead inside
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TopicI love Jen0125
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 12:08:03 PM
#60
I too love the girls, the boobs and vagene, all cool and stuff, i'm totally hetero ya know.
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Topicwhy does Dayquil require an ID check if it's alcohol free?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 12:00:47 PM
#20
Cacciato posted...
That's a stupid question. Why would you give alcohol to a baby?

gotta stop the teething somehow
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TopicWhen you finally beat a game for the first time, what do you usually do next?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 11:23:39 AM
#17
If I finished it then that means I really liked it(I don't finish many games) so I usually play it over again right away, like Dark Souls for example.
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TopicGame of Thrones is just a plagiarism of The Lord of the Rings
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 11:11:53 AM
#2
no
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TopicAm I a beta male for liking Sailor Moon?
darcandkharg31
01/26/18 11:11:11 AM
#3
Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never running from a real fight
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TopicEarly bird or Night owl
darcandkharg31
01/25/18 7:38:51 PM
#11
Mornings, I like the sun and the fact everything is open and most people are awake.
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TopicDo you consider yourself a "sports fan?"
darcandkharg31
01/25/18 6:29:45 PM
#17
Not team sports, but I do watch MMA and I catch GLORY kickboxing if it's on and I can, so yeah? Combat sports at least.
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TopicHas anyone seen Comedians in cars getting coffee?
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 9:02:32 PM
#4
My niece served Seth Rogan coffee once
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TopicDo you put deodorant on before you go to bed?
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 8:50:00 PM
#23
No, my pits smell great after a shower and they still smell awesome hours later, I just put it on the mornings.

NejiHyuga900 posted...
I always do it after my showers (which is usually 2-3 days)

that's some long showers
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TopicGoodbye
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 7:38:02 PM
#6
OmegaTomHank posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
Well see ya, fuck off then, don't let the door hit you on the way out!


:(

i'm just joking bby, you know i love u
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TopicGoodbye
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 7:25:55 PM
#4
Well see ya, fuck off then, don't let the door hit you on the way out!
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TopicBattle of the JRPG series!
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 7:22:48 PM
#3
Dairy Queen
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TopicSuggest a place where I can brag about my acts...
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 5:04:51 PM
#8
Feminist rally
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TopicDental plan
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 3:43:11 PM
#2
Liza could use some orthodontic cases
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TopicIn the current poll of the day...
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 3:29:49 PM
#3
Because you're not special.
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TopicThe most ironic thing happened to me at work
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 3:01:31 PM
#2
that's a paddlin'
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TopicPlaying hooky
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 2:04:46 AM
#5
Yes, when I was in high school, they would call with an automated message when you missed a class so i had my older brothers gf call in and say her number was our new number so basically I skipped whenever, usually went to class but like 1-2 times a week I would fuck off with friends.
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TopicWhich is your favorite Diablo 2 character?
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 12:35:41 AM
#5
Druid, you got magic, pets and melee.
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TopicMaisie Williams is afraid she won't get anymore ACTING JOBS because she's UGLY!
darcandkharg31
01/24/18 12:34:21 AM
#18
Meryl Streep wasn't really pretty(I read somewhere that a casting person even told her that one time) and she's done a lot of work.
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Topicwonderful. I have to walk like 2 or 3 miles today in thick snow
darcandkharg31
01/23/18 1:17:27 PM
#3
Good exercise tho
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TopicIm not naked right now ama
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 11:37:25 PM
#9
Can you lift your foot behind your head?
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Topicdo you have a happier life than the above poster?
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 11:32:23 PM
#4
Oh hell yeah
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Topic14 y/o IT actor apologizes for smoking WEED and now says POT IS STUPID!!!
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 10:42:26 PM
#6
what a puss
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Topic*massages my own feet*
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 8:50:53 PM
#10
Speak fer urselves, my feet smell awesome, like dawn dishsoap because many people don't realize it's not just for dishes, you can have a bathe in it, wash your clothes with it, scrub the dog with it, anything washy really.
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TopicITT: Practical jokes that sound better than they actually are
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 8:47:34 PM
#1
Throwing water on a sleeping person.
Farting in someones face.
Peeing in their drink.
Stabbing them.
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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
darcandkharg31
01/22/18 12:01:11 AM
#52
Lokarin posted...
BTW: That picture was taken last year... do I look my age? (34)

As fuck, almost time to take you out to pasture boyo, that's like, dying age.
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TopicWhat 4 video games would best describe your perfect video game?
darcandkharg31
01/21/18 11:58:14 PM
#17
Dragon Warrior Monsters 1
Dragon Warrior Monsters 2
Dragon Quest Monsters Joker
Dragon Quest Monsters Joker 2
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TopicAre The Purge sequels worth watching?
darcandkharg31
01/18/18 4:29:47 PM
#9
MICHALECOLE posted...
Hey if you wanna see a movie about a bunch of people killing each other check out saving private Ryan, that was pretty cool I thought

this 2
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Topicpeople who dont buy canned food because its "dented" ....
darcandkharg31
01/18/18 4:23:43 PM
#16
MICHALECOLE posted...
helIy posted...
is that kid the same kid who played ross' kid ben in friends

Yes. And zack and Cody

and Jughead lulz
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TopicAre The Purge sequels worth watching?
darcandkharg31
01/18/18 4:18:43 PM
#7
Hey If you wanna see a movie about a bunch of people killing each other check out Mayhem, that was pretty cool I thought.
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TopicAre The Purge sequels worth watching?
darcandkharg31
01/18/18 3:43:59 PM
#3
yeah, I thought Anarchy was better anyways, the first is home invasion thriller, second is trying to survive the night trapped outside, cooler to me anyways.
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Topicwould you date a furry
darcandkharg31
01/18/18 1:15:52 AM
#15
No I don't wanna have sex with animals
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Topic'oh, so youre a private investigator?'
darcandkharg31
01/17/18 7:28:18 PM
#2
*pulls out magnifying glass*
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TopicVisiting Japan for the first time
darcandkharg31
01/17/18 6:54:49 PM
#24
go to a temple and challenge their fighters that western boxing is superior.
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TopicI throw my tissue in the toilet when I blow my nose right before taking a pee
darcandkharg31
01/17/18 6:52:54 PM
#5
then vacuum spray your germs when you close the toilet lid and flush and next time you poop your butt gets sick.
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TopicHad some free nachos today
darcandkharg31
01/16/18 9:08:12 PM
#4
Smarkil posted...
OmegaM posted...
I've actually never eaten nachos before


what the fuck

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TopicWhat should I eat for dinner?
darcandkharg31
01/16/18 8:21:13 PM
#4
plain macaroni soup
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TopicOn to watching Iron Fist.
darcandkharg31
01/16/18 7:55:45 PM
#17
I was grossly mislead by the title of this show
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