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Topic	Do you write in cursive?
captpackrat 02/13/21 6:47:06 PM #3	I know how, but I generally don't because printing is easier to read. (Not my handwriting) --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	I got the Royal Sampler
captpackrat 02/13/21 2:47:35 PM #7	I have a royal fizzbin. The odds of getting one are astronomical. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Arse?
captpackrat 02/13/21 9:39:00 AM #18	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Christians, is Jesus supposed to be resurrected as a human again in the future?
captpackrat 02/13/21 9:33:20 AM #33	wolfy42 posted... I'm pretty sure he's coming back as a fox. He's the Lion of Judah, so... Or the Lamb of God... --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/13/21 9:26:32 AM #443	https://ogn.theonion.com/jesus-fucking-christ-mario-and-yoshi-used-a-warp-block-1846221316 Jesus Fucking Christ: Mario And Yoshi Used A Warp Block At The Same Time And Emerged Onto The Mario Party Board As A Horrifying, Fused Monstrosity --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/13/21 9:23:25 AM #442	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Arse?
captpackrat 02/12/21 7:03:02 PM #9	Does anyone else giggle at the name Ass-ass-ins Creed? Or Call of Doody? --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Arse?
captpackrat 02/12/21 5:58:00 PM #6	Yarse --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Christians, is Jesus supposed to be resurrected as a human again in the future?
captpackrat 02/12/21 5:09:40 PM #13	Muscles posted... As a former Christian I always thought he would just come back down from heaven (he ascended up to heaven so why would he be reborn in a new body?) And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS. Revelation 19:11-6 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Duff beer for me
captpackrat 02/12/21 1:43:27 PM #9	I'll tell you what's going on with our beer. They've sold it to the Japanese, who will change the formula and repackage it in square bottles that will only fit cup holders in Japanese cars. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	How often do you actually play retro consoles anymore?
captpackrat 02/12/21 10:35:46 AM #67	I wish someone would make a retro Atari 800. Complete with built-in BASIC and an emulated floppy drive. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Which is/was your most favorite rainbow cereal?
captpackrat 02/12/21 10:32:32 AM #38	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Duff beer for me
captpackrat 02/12/21 10:24:14 AM #6	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Christians, is Jesus supposed to be resurrected as a human again in the future?
captpackrat 02/12/21 9:35:03 AM #10	Zareth posted... I think that is the meaning of the second coming, yes. Of course even if a dude came back walking on water and healing sick people by touching them the Christians would still call him a heretic. And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men, And deceiveth them that dwell on the earth by the means of those miracles which he had power to do in the sight of the beast; saying to them that dwell on the earth, that they should make an image to the beast, which had the wound by a sword, and did live. And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Post your current cup/mug you use
captpackrat 02/12/21 9:05:34 AM #10	I don't use it very often, but my favorite mug is from the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics. Featuring the best Olympic mascot, Sam the Eagle --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Them Lady Gaga Oreos are dope!
captpackrat 02/11/21 8:14:08 PM #19	Do they make your poop turn colors? Because there was an Oreo that made your poop turn colors. (The limited edition Peeps Oreos) --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Do you prefer carabiners or lanyards or what?
captpackrat 02/11/21 8:14:20 AM #5	Depends on the purpose. I generally prefer lockers over carabiners. No chance of it coming undone accidentally. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Some motherfucker just...
captpackrat 02/11/21 8:11:23 AM #14	If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Is it snowing where you are?
captpackrat 02/11/21 6:50:15 AM #49	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wML2V6crNc0 --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Weather will reach peak lows this week at -37c
captpackrat 02/10/21 3:23:01 PM #18	Lokarin posted... What is Fahrenheit even based on? The zero point of the Fahrenheit scale was based on one of the coldest materials available in a laboratory in the 18th century, a solution of water, ice, and ammonium chloride, and the scale was set so there was 180 between the freezing point of water, 32, and the boiling point, 212. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Weather will reach peak lows this week at -37c
captpackrat 02/10/21 3:01:54 PM #16	Fun fact: -40F = -40C --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Just think; if you had four hands - you could play with yourself
captpackrat 02/10/21 11:06:40 AM #7	But would you be able to coordinate using both sets of hands, or would it be like trying to pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time? --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Do you think Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde bumped uglies?
captpackrat 02/10/21 11:05:30 AM #5	"Try everything" --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	If the world continents didn't drift ever so slightly, we coulda had war ostrich
captpackrat 02/10/21 9:37:12 AM #9	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Turncoat Toddler Trump's Terrible Tedious Tawdry Tantrum: The Trilogy!
captpackrat 02/10/21 9:33:18 AM #360	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	What did the dad buffalo say to the son buffalo before he went to school?
captpackrat 02/10/21 9:29:35 AM #16	The mechanic said I'd blown a seal. I said "Fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it." --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	This is CHRIS PRATT'S BROTHER...Is this proof he is a REPUBLICAN now???
captpackrat 02/09/21 4:48:24 PM #6	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	What did the dad buffalo say to the son buffalo before he went to school?
captpackrat 02/09/21 4:42:27 PM #4	Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/09/21 2:53:56 PM #431	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/09/21 2:52:33 PM #430	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	do people really have sex in the shower or is that just a TV cliche?
captpackrat 02/09/21 2:50:27 PM #18	Cacciato posted... are you familiar with human anatomy? I've tried doing stuff in the shower. Several times. Someone always ends up sputtering with a face full of water. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	do people really have sex in the shower or is that just a TV cliche?
captpackrat 02/09/21 10:38:49 AM #7	In reality it's pretty terrible. Most typical household showers are WAAAAAY to small for two people, especially if you have a shower-tub combo. Even most hotel showers aren't really big enough. One of you ends up being sprayed in the face with water. The. Whole. Time. Water washes way any sort of lubrication, natural or otherwise. Unless you use silicone lube, in which case you've going to get a concussion after slipping and falling because that stuff is going to get everywhere. If you don't have a tankless water heater and you're not a two-pump chump, chances are the hot water is going to run out before you're done. Or someone else in the house will flush the toilet. If you have a shower curtain it gets really awkward, especially if the shower is cramped. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	How many penis have you seen on the internet today
captpackrat 02/09/21 10:23:04 AM #34	Here you are, folks. All the dik-dik pics you could ever hope to see. https://twitter.com/UnsolicitedDiks --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/08/21 5:03:02 PM #424	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Only 47% of AMERICANS will get the VACCINE as Conservatives are SCARING THEM!!!
captpackrat 02/08/21 4:39:16 PM #15	I know the vaccine is legit because rich people and politicians are pushing themselves to the head of the line rather than waiting to see what happens with the regular folks. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	How many penis have you seen on the internet today
captpackrat 02/08/21 3:28:58 PM #8	Quite a few. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/08/21 3:09:21 PM #421	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Is it snowing where you are?
captpackrat 02/08/21 8:33:40 AM #24	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	You can get 1 skyrim skill tree irl, what do you pick?
captpackrat 02/08/21 8:27:00 AM #41	Joshs Name posted... You can also sell any type of item to any merchant, so everytime I want to buy a burger I'll bring something to sell which will make my quarter pounder even cheaper "What can I get for these 137 buckets, which are totally not stolen." --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/07/21 5:17:35 PM #413	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/07/21 5:17:06 PM #412	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Is it snowing where you are?
captpackrat 02/07/21 3:14:23 PM #2	It was this morning, and it's supposed to snow again tonight. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Another topic of memes
captpackrat 02/07/21 11:30:06 AM #410	Someone got paid money to take these photos... --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	You can get 1 skyrim skill tree irl, what do you pick?
captpackrat 02/07/21 11:27:49 AM #14	Sneak is the way to go. You just drop into a crouch and steal everything that isn't nailed down right in front of a room full of people. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	what the hell was that?
captpackrat 02/07/21 11:22:02 AM #4	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Who was better MAS*H
captpackrat 02/07/21 11:13:54 AM #6	One of my favorite lines from MASH was when Burns said to Pierce "I'm here to relieve you" and Hawkeye replied, "You do resemble an enema." --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Is Ireland real or is it a birds like situation that's been fabricated?
captpackrat 02/06/21 7:10:22 PM #19	Only 3 more years... --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Do you know how to cook?
captpackrat 02/06/21 6:35:37 PM #34	--- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	What STUFFED ANIMAL did you have as a KID???
captpackrat 02/06/21 1:47:57 PM #5	I still have one of my teddy bears from when I was a kid. --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Topic	Election Day National Holiday
captpackrat 02/06/21 11:43:05 AM #3	Mead posted... Yep and we could swap it out for one of the stupid holidays that we recognize like presidents day Columbus Day --- Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
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