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HornedLion
02/11/21 2:47:26 AM
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Rang my doorbell at 2:45am! He stood there for a few minutes then left. Dressed all in black.

I wasnt opening the door. I highly doubt Publishers Clearing House knock at that hour.

Mistaken identity or is it something more nefarious?

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MICHALECOLE
02/11/21 2:52:55 AM
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Call the fucking police what the fuck fuck that shut
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HornedLion
02/11/21 2:54:37 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Call the fucking police what the fuck fuck that shut

Dude is gone. He walked super fast in the snow. Like an urban big foot. Not even joking.

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trodi_911
02/11/21 2:57:44 AM
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Probably a thief seeing if anyone is home.

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MICHALECOLE
02/11/21 2:57:54 AM
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Dog call the police it wont hurt anybody and might save his life
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Kimbos_Egg
02/11/21 3:07:59 AM
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ice skated up hill?

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Shadowbird_RH
02/11/21 3:14:24 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Dog call the police it wont hurt anybody and might save his life
A possibility worth considering. Could be someone looking to do grave harm, could be someone in dire need of shelter. Either way, better to let the police handle it.

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MICHALECOLE
02/11/21 3:51:44 AM
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Shadowbird_RH posted...
A possibility worth considering. Could be someone looking to do grave harm, could be someone in dire need of shelter. Either way, better to let the police handle it.
seriously in this situation what do you have to lose? You dont even have to say your address you can just say the street
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FatalAccident
02/11/21 4:06:40 AM
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ummm

dude call the police before you post this kind of stuff online like what the fuck

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Metalsonic66
02/11/21 4:28:16 AM
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Sasquatch?

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Mead
02/11/21 4:32:50 AM
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This is why I like having dogs

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MICHALECOLE
02/11/21 4:49:35 AM
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Mead posted...
This is why I like having dogs
Nice you got those dogs that call the cops for you
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ParanoidObsessive
02/11/21 7:55:16 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Nice you got those dogs that call the cops for you

You can train them to push a button with their paw. You just have to set up an automated system, and train them to bark into the receiver at the right times.
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captpackrat
02/11/21 8:11:23 AM
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If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in.

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HornedLion
02/11/21 9:59:16 AM
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He definitely wasnt homeless. His all black hoodie was clean af. But then again, Ive met people claiming to be homeless and yet have better looking clothes than me.

I fell asleep so no use in doing anything now. My wife said she noticed another dude dressed like him walking uphill in the background. Thief duo?

The whole thing is strange because Im not usually up at that time. The reason I was was because my wife said she thought she heard someone open the kitchen cabinet(one with the knives in it). I checked that out and nothing. Then moments later Im getting a ring at my doorbell.

It obviously was nothing cause here I am this morning. But... maybe its time to move.

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Krazy_Kirby
02/11/21 6:20:07 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Nice you got those dogs that call the cops for you


MICHALECOLE posted...
Dog call the police it wont hurt anybody and might save his life

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Krazy_Kirby
02/11/21 6:20:43 PM
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they non-emergency numbers for the police
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ReggieTheReckless
02/11/21 6:23:16 PM
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Could be a con-man

"hey man, im really sorry I know it's late, but my car broke down like 10miles down the road and I just need 20 bucks for gas. my wife is back there waiting for me with our kid and she's probably freezing right now. Please help me out man ya gotta"

That's the "well dressed" homeless person scam

The kind of homeless person that wears a suit and approaches you in broad daylight in a big city near the train station or some shit

but also knocks on your door super late at night
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Krazy_Kirby
02/11/21 6:26:18 PM
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ReggieTheReckless posted...
Could be a con-man

"hey man, im really sorry I know it's late, but my car broke down like 10miles down the road and I just need 20 bucks for gas. my wife is back there waiting for me with our kid and she's probably freezing right now. Please help me out man ya gotta"

That's the "well dressed" homeless person scam

The kind of homeless person that wears a suit and approaches you in broad daylight in a big city near the train station or some shit

but also knocks on your door super late at night


or tried to get someone open the door since it looks like just one person, but there is someone else there too.
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HornedLion
02/11/21 7:28:43 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
or tried to get someone open the door since it looks like just one person, but there is someone else there too.

There was a second guy out there walking up the hill/road to my place. He was dressed alike.

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Mead
02/11/21 7:54:47 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
You can train them to push a button with their paw. You just have to set up an automated system, and train them to bark into the receiver at the right times.

even better mine will bark like crazy to get the intruders attention, and then direct them to where their treats are kept

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HornedLion
02/11/21 9:54:43 PM
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Okay, guys, so one of my neighbors actually opened up.

The guy was looking for money. Had a crazy story about having a place to crash but not having the money for it.

We told her to NEVER do that again. Cant believe how trusting she was. AND she lives alone.

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ReggieTheReckless
02/11/21 10:18:10 PM
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I'm the winner!
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MICHALECOLE
02/11/21 10:35:19 PM
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well hes probably dead now and thats your fault for not calling the cops
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wwinterj25
02/11/21 10:54:41 PM
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Probably just death coming to call.

HornedLion posted...
We told her to NEVER do that again. Cant believe how trusting she was. AND she lives alone.

She just wanted a friend.

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