Lurker > argonautweakend

a dad who would bankrupt the family weekly(buying a helicopter, turning the house into an anamatronic puppet, etc), doesnt care about his kids, abuses his daughter, has lost stewie on mutiple occasions

or one of the funniest characters of all time that generally has it together who also put his nuts in a microwave for blaze it so yeah cool

man as soon as i made this topic i got those stomach "gotta go poop" pangs and now im thinkin fuck this

/runs off to the bathroom

i feel like this is worth it.

snow in an unsalted/plowed lot

and all he did was throw up his hands and go

"my girlfriend is fucking my son, oh me, oh my, what ever shall i do?"

We had sex and then after i discovered she was "not my" sister so its coo

i did tell him the story of when i was 14 and my sister walked in on me

"hey can-"

GET THE FUCK OUT

and i wanted to go back inside his apartment to get him to help me push it.

so, i knock, and no answer. i send him a message hey let me in i need something.

a few minutes pass and he opens the door and is panting, out of breath.

I ask him whats up and he goes "I was just, uhh *gripping handmotion*"

so i leave his apartment and not even five minutes later he's beating so hard he's out of breath.

this is hilarious.

man i cant wait to g on trips with my support cerebrus

it "supports" me by killing all the children who wont shut the fuck up in public places.

damn this song is in odd time and it sounds really sparkly

ok

Well if ico is being babied I should be able to mark any ziggi post for his avatar but we all know that wont do anything.

yeah but what is he doing wrong?

playing the same number every day or picking a random number every day?

or the same

I think he was trying to sound funny/awesome i dont think he would just order his guests(or crew) to their slaughter. I think he mainly meant that so many people pirates could never capture the ship(opposite to cpt. phillips and his crew of like 20)

"Emo," you say?

against pirates or terrorists

he replied sternly:

"four thousand five-hundred guests and crew"

I voted no.

My feeling is if it is something you can be right or wrong on it isnt a matter of opinion, youre just wrong.

what on earth are you getting moderated for?

i mean, i dont enjoy your topics but i cant possibly figure out the problem.

Lokarin posted...

argonautweakend posted...

i was gonna say, dont they all say that?

https://www.coinstudy.com/1913-nickel-value.html

thats talking about varieties where the FIVE CENTS looks a bit different.

this is my second, though the first one wasnt through retail.

i like huntin my cash drawers. i found a nickel worth maybe two dollars. but if its a key date itll be worth way more even though its been ruined to a degree.

i was gonna say, dont they all say that?

https://fthmb.tqn.com/5Yq7z3MnPCEM3T7dGXBQeEvPhdE=/3600x2400/filters:fill(auto,1)/US0005-Buffalo-Nickel-1920-D-MS67-2x3-56a178f35f9b58b7d0bfa2c5.jpg

?

Or as will smith would say in the neil cicierega composition "wow wow", a buff a lo lo lo lo lo

anyways, buffalo nickels are at minimum 80 years old. the dates wear off on them faster than any other part of the coin so a dateless buffalo is common.

Now I can buy a product called "nic a date" that will corrode the coin a little so you can reveal the date. I might do that to figure out what it is. You would never use a corrosive substance on a coin except for this instance, because you dont know what the year is at all. You could have a key date on your hands but you wont know until you use a product like this.

For breakfast?

okay i never figured out the math, but whats cheaper?

burger+fries alone or with a combo? because i sometimes dont need a drink and buy the burger and fries separate but i think i might be overpaying but again never calculated the math.

i feel like i should get the combo and tell them no drink cup in this case.

Hm, i dont know. I guess diverticulitis pains, which are hard to describe but really terrible. when id get the first signs of it cropping up again id get a feeling of dread. But after a while I got used to it and didnt care even though it did hurt. when i went in for surgery the surgeon remarked to my mom how horribly infected my colon was and how brave i was. weeks before i knew i was having DT pains but just kept up the antibiotics and stopped caring knowing "eh, doc will fix it" even though the last time i saw him it wasnt quite as bad.

im fine now though

you doubt the stupidity of burger king customers?

No. and anybody who does might have some form of stockholm syndrome.

its like no, i definitely dont miss a petulant manchild moron who is clearly trolling.

bump

returned a phone. cool.

sign for me please

*picks up ballpoint pen*

No, with the touchscreen *hands him pen*

"pen isnt working"

tries to use finger.

realizes that doesnt work, attempts to grab ball point pen

finally gets him to press electronic pen to screen, writing ensues.

i had two choices of brands: mueller and ace.

i went with ace because #imwithhim

well folks im good for about one joke a year that gets me banned and i suspect this is it.

dont worry! this hulking mass of comedic talent will be back.

hah, got eem

the only time in recent memory ive disputed a moderation was like last year when erik marked a topic of mine for illegal activities. it was about nasal snuff which isnt illegal at all. i disputed it because i knew erik was wrong.

moderation overturned. topic not reposted. kinda wouldnt have gone through the effort if i knew it wasnt gonna be reposted

ive probably been banned more than most here since i joined in 2000 or 01.

not really seeing why i should care about moderationa with little to no consequences(karma loss for example) on a video game website designed for teenagers.

i get i am sounding like a tough guy but hey i break the rules i get meaningless punishment and i go about my merry way

Yeah, my dad was also named Tim.

Oh, oh the guy in the bible, yeah right.

not that i really care about religious people but its like man i dont care.

this conversation occurs once in a while.

yeah pizza insurance. better make it known if any pizza has been consumed insurance is void.

because if not scumnags gon love their free pizzas

i wouldnt be too bothered but the after the fact stuff would likely bother me, such as people saving the photo and posting it years later for kicks. that kind of stuff.

i walked into the work bathroom the other day and knew immediately somebody pooped but didnt flush. shit was massive. i flushed like 5-10 times and each time the water chipped a little away but it took a bit.

a plunger woulnt have helped i dont thjnk. if i was more ambitious ida broke it up but nah

Im not really sure but it was the moderators [email protected]

not somebody here, a user on a different board. the email was asking about a mod ID and a possible bias since the topic in question was removed in a minute or two.

god damn, is there nobody on here who doesnt care in the slightest if they get moderated? to me this is just a video game website for teenagers, i couldnt imagine taking it that seriously.

just a rant i guess.

Also first five posters to post ITT are bitch ass losers.

US baby boomers: China.

what brands is that headset? butfulake?

man nobody has ever stolen my earnings like that but i feel for you brother.

so if im getting the gist of these new rules its that minor infractions will stay up but you will get a message saying you broke the rules instead. Also no name calling(which just makes sense)

ahaha
hahhhahaha

im going to keep posting whatever I want regardless of if i get moderated or a written caution, glad to see the punishments apparently became less severe.

ive only skimmed so maybe im wrong.

the game. the commercials arent that great and the halftime show is just some boring mainstream act put there for the purpose of getting non football fans to watch football.

I have bad handwriting and teachers and my mom have given me shit about it.

Until I step out in the real world and realize its not that bad at all and better than the half assed cursive a lot of adults use.

just one more thing i was told as a kid that never turned out to be true.