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argonautweakend 01/31/18 1:15:33 AM #1: |
and i wanted to go back inside his apartment to get him to help me push it.
so, i knock, and no answer. i send him a message hey let me in i need something. a few minutes pass and he opens the door and is panting, out of breath. I ask him whats up and he goes "I was just, uhh *gripping handmotion*" so i leave his apartment and not even five minutes later he's beating so hard he's out of breath. this is hilarious. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RCtheWSBC 01/31/18 1:17:41 AM #2: |
Lol nice. Was probably waiting for you to leave the first time.
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Greenfox111 01/31/18 1:18:30 AM #3: |
obligatory "should've asked if you could help him out with that" post
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likehelly 01/31/18 1:18:33 AM #4: |
maybe he's in to auto erotic asphyxiation
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argonautweakend 01/31/18 1:19:26 AM #5: |
i did tell him the story of when i was 14 and my sister walked in on me
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Smarkil 01/31/18 1:22:05 AM #6: |
argonautweakend posted...
i did tell him the story of when i was 14 and my sister walked in on me ive seen this porno --- "We're not even close" - Romans building Rome at the end of Day 1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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argonautweakend 01/31/18 1:23:35 AM #7: |
We had sex and then after i discovered she was "not my" sister so its coo
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likehelly 01/31/18 1:28:12 AM #8: |
and then you banged your gollum looking dads stupid hot girlfriend
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argonautweakend 01/31/18 1:32:27 AM #9: |
and all he did was throw up his hands and go
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Zeus 01/31/18 1:33:24 AM #10: |
Oh, and I thought the title was sexually suggestive >_>
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LeetCheet 01/31/18 1:42:36 AM #11: |
Did he really just straight up tell you he was doing... That?
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LinkPizza 01/31/18 7:59:58 AM #12: |
LeetCheet posted...
Did he really just straight up tell you he was doing... That? argonautweakend I ask him whats up and he goes "I was just, uhh *gripping handmotion*" --- 3DS Friend Code: 4742 6214 5315 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. 0001 3388 9537, also. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JixHedgehog 01/31/18 8:37:40 AM #13: |
.... how'd your car get stuck?
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argonautweakend 01/31/18 8:57:50 AM #14: |
snow in an unsalted/plowed lot
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likehelly 01/31/18 9:04:21 AM #15: |
argonautweakend posted...
and all he did was throw up his hands and go "better whip my dick out and stick it up her pooper!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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