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MC_BatCommander posted...

Why do you keep talking about killing your child

i just want to sleep for more than 20 minutes at a time and everything that could help with it, doctors say will kill your kid.

AND IM PISSED. I WANT TO SEE THE PROOF DAMMIT

trappedunderice posted...

@nothan=ks1

i have them blocked

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Cleo_II posted...

I have that same snuggle me. My baby hated it. I only used it for naps though. Its meant for supervised sleep only. There is still a risk a baby can move to the side and suffocate.

I know there are lots of parents that advocate for safe co sleeping but I just couldnt risk it. I just always made sure that as soon as she fell asleep she was down in her bassinet so she didnt get too used to my arms. We do have contact naps here and there but generally shes laid down to sleep somewhere safe.

and i think thats fair. i think its about risk, and not what doctors make it seem like it is.

healthy baby, no complications, full term, etc. little risk.

other people can't say the same, so yeah be cautious

but its not like babies will instrictively grab a pillow in their sleep and smother themselves to death

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who posted

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https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07XYBB4GY/

my son can't sleep in his crib and i dont blame him. doctors say KEEP THEM ALONE, FLAT, AND FOR FUCK SAKE KEEP PILLOWS AND BLANKETS AWAY FROM THEM HOLY SHIT. i can't even fucking sleep like that!

and, i guess i get it? but i dont? because yes SIDS is horrible. but no one understands it, and everything keeps calling infants suffocating in their sleep SIDS. so is SIDS caused by suffocation? doctors say no, sids is not suffocation. so why do they keep bringing it up!

also related is co-sleeping. doctors will say "if you sleep with your baby, YOULL KILL EM! YOULL ROLL OVER, AND SMOTHER HIM SEE THE DATA SAYS IT HAPPENS!" but then you read the reports and they A) included parents who were drunk or high as shit when they slept with their kids and B) included couches as a bed?

but go ask your parents right now, especially if youre a POC. they'll probably tell you yeah you slept with them. hell my mother in law told my wife she put her at the end of the bed (i mean i wont do that lol)

so CE, here's a pro-parenting tip by a dad of a 5 day year old: don't get drunk and sit on your kid.

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pull the bootstraps out of your ass, TC.

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Tenants: cool can I rent from you
Landlords: sure, you just need to make 5x the amount of rent in income, have 20x the rent in cash savings, pay 3 months rent ahead of time, have a perfect 800 credit score, no loans, need 2 letters of reference, 10 years of good rental history, no pets, and no kids!!!! also rent is 2000 a month for this 1 room studio apartment, increasing every year. remember to buy renters insurance!

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JimmyFraska posted...

This is a lie because your last topic said she was still pregnant

what topic ? i was posting about her delivery last week.

hint: shes done delivering

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

Sounds like a question for the OBGYN

they didn't seen concerned. in fact, hes gaining weight when he should be losing it so they said thats good.

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gotta buy premature-sized clothes.

came out 18 inches, 6 pounds.

i wonder what the factors are for the size of your baby when born. anyone know?

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Returning_CEmen posted...

Ive been waiting for the day that my wife has a child so that I can taste breast milk again as an adult. I need to find a wife first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqkd4Ci_Zb0

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Dunno why peopleuse Robinhood. Back when it was the only brokerage doing no commissions it was a nice way to buy stocks, but now all the brokerages have. 0 commission fees.

I use Fidelity and love it.

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I played golf in high school. I had fun

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Landlords: we provide housing for communities!
Tenant: cool can I rent from you
Landlords: sure, you just need to make 5x the amount of rent in income, have 20x the rent in cash savings, pay 3 months rent ahead of time, have a perfect 800 credit score, no other loans, need 2 letters of reference, 10 years of good rental history, no pets, and no kids!!!!

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Captain_Qwark posted...

You ever take a sippy

I'll be honest

I might


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YOWlE WOWIE

Huminahuminahuminnnaaa!!

Ahhhrrrroooogaaaaa!!!!

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Lathissamus posted...

I mean I know what it is, just didn't know there were "violations."

im being facetious lol.

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Lathissamus posted...

SIDS violation?

doctors tell parents about sudden infant death syndrome, say theres no known reason for it, and then tell them to prevent sids they can probably maybe do things to maybe stop them from suffocating, like not having a blanket in the crib with them, having them sleep face down, sleeping in a bed with a parent, not sleeping perfectly flat.

so youd think, oh, is the cause of SIDS suffocation then? nope. its not.

so why do they hound new parents about this day at night? i dunno, to be assholes i guess. also because i guess some parent let their kid hang themselves with a blanket and how else do you tell a parent to not do that

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my baby only sleeps if hes being held, or if hes in his car seat.

his crib? fuck this shit
this expensive ass baby swing? fuck this shit
his rocker? hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw.

but his car seat? thats it manye.
BAM SIDS VIOLATION

i also put a rolled up blanket in there to keep his head up
BAM ANOTHER SIDS VIOLATION

but im at least not leaving him unattended in it. but he can at least sleep longer because if we're holding, we still have to get up to do things because we're not robots and then he gets fussy.

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EmbraceOfDeath posted...

Teenagers can be a real handful.

ok even i lol'd

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

had my son throw up all his milk once and I didnt want it getting all over the place and couldnt get him to the bathroom in time, so I used my head as a sink for him lol

lol damn

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there goes your college fund, son. dad's buying a tesla now.

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Turbam posted...

Fucking weeb

Hm

Technically the truth I guess

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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...

nothanks1

why would you do this

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Dying to own the libs

MAKING AMERICA GREAT!!!

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Drpooplol posted...

It's okay for babies to go days without pooping, as long as when they do poop it's the desired texture and consistency.

You should look into the book Baby 411, it's really helpful with this kind of stuff

thanks ill do that


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Kloe_Rinz posted...

i used to go weeks without pooping, is it really such a big deal?

uh. yeah kinda.

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https://www.kron4.com/news/politics/inside-california-politics/exclusive-poll-californians-split-on-newsom-as-recall-election-nears/

ok, you dont like Handsome Governor Newsom, whatever, but no republican is going to do better than he is. certainly not the fuck going around with a bear holy shit.

we're fucked.
"California's wildfires are out of control!"
GOP: "Government shouldn't intervene. PG&E (the electric company starting all the fires from its damaged wires) is my best friend now."
"Covid is surging! People are dying!"
GOP: "Covid? Never heard of it. Sounds like fake news."
"Homelessness are being forced out of whatever homes they have!"
GOP: "As long as they're not on my block, it's not my problem."
"LGBT+ people have basic human rights."
GOP: "JESUS FUCK WE HAVE TO ACT TO END THIS"

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ScarfForLife posted...

Just know, this lack of sleep is very common. There's nothing wrong with you guys being protective and wanting to hold the baby constantly and make sure nothing happens. We were insanely protective of our first to the point if my wife was the only one home and she had to go to the bathroom, she'd hold it until someone else was nearby.

It's hard being a parent. You're doing a great job. You're just going to be really tired for a while.

thanks. yeah another all nighter tonight. my wife's been avoiding caffiene all pregnancy and still wanted to because shes breastfeeding but today she said fuck it lol.

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i was worried because all day he didn't poop. but after browsing the web i found a lot of parents had the same problem and they always pooped.

anyway

daddyblogfaqs

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our baby loves his mom and falls asleep after feeding so i said just go to sleep too, ill watch and make sure you dont fall over in your sleep and crush him. theres no other way for us to get sleep

doctors dont @ me

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Heaven on earth

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Im stealing your gimmick

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Doctors: we have no idea why sids happen.
Also doctors: here's a long list of rules that the baby will definitely not follow but it'll maybe kinda probably prevent SIDS who knows?????

jcmason posted...

Its okay to let the baby fuss a bit to settle itself. It may cry when you put it down, but if youve fed it and changed it and burped it then it doesnt really need anything else.

set it down in the crib and leave the room. Let it cry until it falls asleep.

I'm prepared for that yeah, as sad as that is

RetsuZaiZen posted...

Have you invested in one of those automatic rockers?

You mean those SIDS baby death machines? Yes we have two. But we're still at the hospital so we don't have it.

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Our baby: oh, I don't think so.

He only sleeps if you hold him. Put him in his crib and he throws a fit. And all the rules around safe sleeping are making me wonder if people threw knives in the bed with their kids wtf how did humankind survive this long?


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I put my son down to sleep
Him: I sleep

I stand there watching him sleep

Him: I sleep

I sit down 2 ft away for a second
Him: REAL SHIT

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AloneIBreak posted...

How much did it cost you?

Everything

Uhh

I mean I think 144?

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YugiNoob posted...

Gevo is the leading producer of energy-dense liquid hydrocarbons and renewable chemicals with net-zero greenhouse-gas emissions.

SoI dont know D:

MabusIncarnate suggested it when I first started with stocks though, and its pretty cheap :3

Or you could go with stuff thats basically guaranteed to climb over time like Microsoft, Facebook, Amazon, etc.

Ok sure why not. Bought some shares

Hm
What else

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YugiNoob posted...

Gevo

What's that

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What else should I buy

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I can't get into my password manager bitwarden

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Simon_Gruber posted...

Time for Sting vs Flair, one last time.

No God no

No god

Noooooooooooooooo

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I'm literally Tim Apple's boss

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MrFingers07 posted...

It'll never happen but it doesn't hurt to ask

Pics?

Lol I dunno If I wanna post pics of my son here

Maybe CE 12 years ago, when it wasn't all Russian troll bots and actually a community, but not anymore

But I can say he's kawaii as fuck

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Arcanine2009 posted...

Wait what. You have a wife AND a kid?

Yes

Smashingpmkns posted...

Congrats dude. You gonna make him a gamefaqs account before or after he's 13?

If gamefaqs' is still around when he's 13 I'll eat a shoe


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Apparently he pooped again

Dang how much poop could there be in this kid??? Lmao

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We're are the postpartum room. They're looking after my wife because she got messed up on literally all the drugs. She didn't feel a thing while pushing. She had a blast. Delivered our baby in 17 minutes once she was fully dilated.

Our baby was hungry hungry hungry but my wife needs sleep so after he breast fed I swaddled him up and put him to sleep

AND THEN THE NURSES BUSTED IN SAYING THEY GOTTA CHECK HER FOR X Y AND Z AND HIM FOR WHATEVER

All my hard work putting him to sleep

Anyway my baby is cute as fuck y'all holy shit.

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My baby boy was born about 4 hours ago!

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Well they said this is taking too long and are inducing her

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billcom6 posted...

yes, but only with friends

Fucking shit

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