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what sucks is that sometimes there are genuinely funny and original youtube comments down there. you just never know if the video will have something witty written for this specific video, or just be more of the same joke you've already seen 300 times.

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The most baffling thing to me is probably that anybody actually upvotes "like this if you're watching in [year]"

FortuneCookie posted...

Damn it. I was on a work call and this made me laugh.

watch this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPaCXU4mwR8

"this is the most [thing] of all time"

leaving out the adjective

and they always get a billion up thumbs

LOL those guys look like identical twins

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

Frank Grimes is what's wrong with America.

Getting mad at a fellow worker who's actually happy with his life rather than getting mad at the system that created his suffering.

ok maybe grimes got angry at the wrong target, but that still doesn't make him america's biggest problem.

anyway, republican values are america's biggest problem.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/1/AAUDt_AADRnV.jpg

Agreed, it's shit. There is no defending it, because they could simply offer both options to customers instead of trashing purchases altogether.

And also WTF why is she saying "I'm sure he had his reasons"

keep those comforting thoughts to yourself. that is so insensitive and inappropriate.

To even ask for forgiveness is such a presumptuous thing to do, especially when it hasn't even been a full week since the shooting. the community has only barely started to process its grief, they are still making heads or tails of their feelings. The idea that the murderer's family would step in and say "please also think about the murderer in this hard time" is so inappropriate.

She needs to find a way to resolve her guilt that doesn't involve soliciting the victims and their families to lend some of their sympathy toward their kids' murderer.

RenescoStCewl posted...

Living forever would be terrible. You could do everything possible a billion times and still have eternity to be bored out of your mind.

i'd take that chance. i'd enjoy it

let it be

followed by tomorrow never knows, but I don't like the words much. I just like the song for its instrumentals.

Disengaged posted...

Bruh, if you paid 15k for realistic collie, you missed by miles. Get you money back.

Even ignoring it looks fake as fuck for a dog period, it doesn't even look remotely recognizable as a collie.

Looks like some fucked up homunculus of an animal.

you can't tell that it's a collie? it seems pretty obvious to me.

it's clearly fake and weird looking, but it's clearly a collie IMO

it looks painful for his knees.

he says the exact same things every single time

Leaving out Michael and Dwight since they seem like obvious answers

S-tier:
Angela is hilarious and I love how she changes at the end of the show.
Kelly is always a fun character.
Pam has the best heartfelt moments because the show spends a lot of time dwelling on her insecurities.

A-tier:
kevin although he does lose some of his charm at the end when he just becomes a generic idiot character.
Jan levinson, she's like a fireball to throw into michael's life.
stanley
toby, he isn't an interesting character but he is super important because I love how his aggressive blandness plays off against everybody else in the office.

I like all the characters tbh. I even liked Andy in his first few seasons (before Michael leaves). Once michael is gone, andy turns terrible and should've been cut from the show (or at least written differently)

Jim is only ok. He often comes across as annoying and haughty when the writers of the show clearly are hoping I'll find him charming. he's critical to the show nonetheless

i forgot to say the most recent book I've gotten. it's called the age of surveillance capitalism. before this, i read the handmaid's tale.

https://www.veed.io/view/867d33f6-3189-4478-847a-b87d1b87612c

Master Kazuya posted...

I can't stand the breakable weapons. I also think it's a dumb way to incentivize switching weapons, if that was their goal.

I think their goal was for weapons to be something you can do what you want with. if they weren't disposable, you wouldn't be able to throw your weapons, and you wouldn't be able to find them all over the place, or take them from monsters, and monsters wouldn't be able to take your weapons. Overall it makes the game much more dynamic and interesting and it also fits into the theme of the game which is all about waking up with nothing and living on the land --- though it does also mean more fiddling with the weapon choosing screen. I think it's worth it, I really enjoy the thrill of tossing weapons away at monsters or down a canyon, or grabbing a monster's weapon with magnesis and pulling it away from him to use it for myself, etc., but still I'm interested in seeing how they change it for the sequel.

Probably at #1 but definitely in the top 3.

Other contenders for the top 3: The Wind Waker, Ocarina of Time, Oracle of Ages, and A Link Between Worlds.

i don't literally read books with my eyes, but I've gone through about two dozen audiobooks and a bunch of short stories so far this year.

Does this movie have much gore? If not then I'll probably use it as a date movie

i can't get excited for this movie when the lion is so clearly fake looking.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

My theory is some men started doing gay jokes towards each other because it wasn't cool to make sexual jokes towards women. Yet, sex is literally everywhere and it's impossible not to think of jokes surrounding it if you have a comedically motivated mind.

no, people didn't start making gay jokes because they didn't want to demean women. they started making gay jokes because they saw gay people as targets of ridicule.

i'm gay and while I think some gay jokes CAN be funny,
they're only funny if they aren't at gay people's expense. Most people who tell gay jokes don't know how to do that.

one type of gay joke that's still en vogue which I hate: I always see a lot of gay jokes whenever a public figure is viciously homophobic. People love calling homophobes gay. those gay jokes aren't clever or funny. And it's a way for people to not have to take homophobia seriously by dismissing it as self-directed hate.

BreezyExcursion posted...

i ran this race last weekend, finished at 1:23:09 (6:21/mi pace)
https://results.nyrr.org/runner/13315/result/22BKH

that's very impressive!

VigorouslySwish posted...

I run all the time, Im simply not stupid enough to run over 8 miles in one day

how are we at the point where somebody claims it's stupid to run more than eight miles.

running eight miles at once is not really very hard or taxing. an average person in normal shape (or an above-average american) would be able to do that pretty easily after a bit of training.

VigorouslySwish posted...

Marathon runners are stupid. Literally the first guy to ever run one died immediately after from it.

i mean

humans can run way more than a marathon. some people run hundreds of miles in just a few days.

Personally I can run in the heat, as long as the sun isn't shining on me. I usually run at dusk, partly because of the heat but mostly because I don't want to get sunburned.

Hayame Zero posted...

Large penises were scoffed and mocked at only until a few generations ago

probably just prudishness and snobbery from people who think they're too sophisticated to enjoy a good big-dicking. Kinda like how some people who pretend they don't like huge muscles but totally enjoy sex with bodybuilders when given the chance

Homeward bound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf3Sb5GMUxI

g0ldie posted...

A multiverse is coming to Barbie

are you fucking serious -_-

I'll start:

Jumanji
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nwH5osqciE&list=PLH9C08qrQ7S4BjvE977oZOoX52EumrXEF

Some really foreboding songs in that soundtrack that really brought to life the terror of the game

xXfireglzXx posted...

Every leap day(Feb 29th) you will receive an empty piggy bank. It does not have a capacity limit. You can put any money earned after receiving the piggy bank into it, but not money you had prior to receiving it. You cannot remove the money until the next leap day, but upon the next leap day any money inside the piggy bank will be quadrupled in full and given to you.

this one is really powerful. You get your next piggy bank in 2024. Then you can save money and wait until 2028. Then, on Feb 28 that year, put in as much money as you can, all your earnings since 2024, and the next day you get it back fourfold, as well as another piggy bank that you can use for 2032. That means that within 20 years you can have turned $1000 into over a million, which becomes $65 million 12 years later. After 40 years, your thousand dollars will have become over a billion

Hayame Zero posted...

Credits theme made me cry as a kid

give a listen to this string cover of it

And yes the soundtrack is some of Koji Kondo's goodness

they're TRASSSHHHHHHHHH

and it would've been far better to get the ugly version of sonic, because at least then it'd be entertainingly awful to watch instead of just another generic corporate hollywood trashfire embarrassment of a movie franchise

Not to be kinda gross but the hottest experience I had last year was a guy who passionately ate mine.

but I use a bidet and clean my ass thoroughly unlike some men.

-Japan is basically the source of the video game industry, which is huge, and they export their culture in their games
-Anime has been big globally for a while now

Western men consume these in spades and that alone is a huge reason

I be gay

Did they recreate all that from scratch or is it a mod? Because wow it looks almost the same as the actual game. Maybe a bit dull to see the same style aped so closely but whatever.

Another trilogy already would have been nuts.

The first trilogy was in like the 70s.

Then a second trilogy in the late 90s and early 2000s.

Another trilogy in the mid- and late 2010s, which was followed by plenty more in movies and tv show content. I don't want to hear about another star wars trilogy until like 2035 at the soonest.

These are the best ones so far:

Everytime you take a piss you're imbued with the ability to jump 100% higher for the next 10 minutes. Urinating multiple times during this 10 minutes does not stack the effect

You can shoot lasers out of your eyes. They don't heat or destroy anything, but they look pretty cool.
Also, you can't see at all while doing it.

Once day every year you will be 3 times as strong as your usual strength. There is no warning as to when this day will be each year and you will likely be suspected of doping if you try to use it to compete.

Anytime you eat seafood you will be able to determine the exact moment of the next time you will get sick in the future.

If you know the Wi-Fi password of any area you're actively in you can remotely shift the thermostat up to 10 degrees in either direction just by thinking it.

You can see the temperature of any food you look at in either Celsius or Fahrenheit. You are also able to distinguish between external and internal temperature.

Upon entering a structure or building for the first time you will receive a complete mental blueprint of the structure. It will be fully understandable regardless of your ability to read blueprints. However, it only works on the first entry and it only lasts for 30 minutes. The 30 minute countdown timer is visible to you, however.

You are able to store up to 1000 calories for later usage. You still have to eat/drink/consume them, but you can choose where to store them until your "storage" is full. Usage of the calories does result in satiety but will not result in immediate weight gain.

My mom has some awful money habits and is very prone to sleazy predatory tactics from companies. It's frustrating but it's very common. not just in boomers but in young people also.

MICHALECOLE posted...

I generally hate villains who are evil with no motivation other than be evil

i guess if you look at them, they usually have reasons for being evil. like in sleeping beauty, the reason she's so evil is out of vain envy of sleeping beauty's beauty. once the mirror told her she isn't the best-looking woman any more, her vanity drove her to do all that crap.

frollo is bitter because he loves esmeralda but can't have her

scar is power hungry and bitter that the crown was gonna go to the first son and not him.

cruella is...well maybe she's just innately evil LOL.

ursula is bitter at king trident bc he apparently banished her.

Most of the ones listed here were shitty people who ended up in a situation they didn't like, so they took it out on the protagonists.

Prestoff posted...

this scene when he smiles feels really out of place for his eventual reveal

the scene and his reaction were genuine, he wasn't planning to kill her at that part of the movie, he was just trying to set himself up with her. I think he would have been fine with marrying into status and that he was genuinely pleased to have found her.

it's only when elsa's powers disrupt the kingdom that he realizes the marriage won't work and he'll need to seize control.

Prestoff posted...

Honestly, Hans felt like a totally different character from the first and second third of the film to the "reveal".

Well, yeah, obviously. that's intentional on his part. that's the whole point of him being deceptive. he acts nice until the truth comes out

My brother's girlfriend actually predicted his motives after Hans told Anna he's the youngest of like 10 brothers.

you could have given it an extra attack for very cheap if you had done so before evolving it