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An open world, Action RPG Gargoyles game.


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I plan on doing a giant ranking of all the films I watched in 2019 after New Years, but as of right now, in no particualr order, my top 5 is probably:

Parasite
Marriage Story
Joker
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
The Art of Self-Defense

Maybe replace the last one with Knives Out, but it's super fucking close.

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Trelve posted...

Think of me when your internet goes down.

If you have Spotify Premium you can download songs onto your device and play music even offline.

Spotify is fantastic.

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Wow spoilers, wtf bro.

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It's my 5th favorite; but also the quality difference between the top 3 (the original trilogy) and everything else is pretty vast.

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DarthAragorn posted...

I'm so skeptical of them adapting Revan without it being shitty and/or nothing like the Revan we know

Also sidenote, is Exegol or whatever supposed to be a loose adaptation of Dromund Kaas or were some of the similarities coincidental?

That would be my biggest concern, them negating just how much pull the dark side has on Revan and his struggle with that aspect of himself, I'd fear they'd really water down that fundamental aspect of his character. Like, you'd need to show him doing some pretty sketchy/borderline stuff before the reveal, and I feel like Disney would chicken out on having a protagonist do that kind of thing.

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Honestly, I can't even fault Doug Jones for it; the man barely won against an actual pedophile just for being a democrat,he's gonna do everything he can to try and keep some votes for reelection.

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Doom_Art posted...

5 > 6 > 8 > 4 > 9 > 3 = 7 > RO > 2 > SO > 1

Whoa there, I actually really liked Last Jedi, but it being above A New Hope is.... wowzers.

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Darmik posted...

I would rather the games. Making a 'canon' lead character ruins a lot of the appeal of the Revan. Similar to Shepard in Mass Effect.

There's no real build up to a major climax in your first movie though. The closest thing is getting off Taris.

KOTOR is a very Biowarey plot. Not sure if splitting up the movies would work that well since each planet is its own sort of story.

Have Calo Nord be re-confronted on Kashyyyk, or one of Malak's apprentices, and maybe move some of the lore around so you have a bigger understanding of the Star Maps/Star Forge at Kashyyk to draw in more interest for the next 2 films.

The first one would admittedly have the weakest climax of the 3, but there's definitely ways to raise the stakes to keep the first film interesting in its own right.

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Doom_Art posted...

I feel like I'm alone in wanting an Old Republic movie to be based off of Tales of the Jedi as opposed to KotOR

Give me Exar Kun and Ulic Qel Droma with the Krath, Sith Alchemy, weird psuedo-ancient architecture and freaky force shit

Exar Kun is pre-KOTOR EU timeline wise, isn't it? You could easily do both.

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If you're happy and you know it clap some cheeks.

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NeonOctopus posted...

There's no way there will ever be a movie that surpasses KOTOR 1 and 2's story. You can't fit that in 1 movie >_>

That's why I'm saying it needs to be a trilogy; honestly, a trilogy for each game.

It'd have to be an entire "Old Republic Saga" like the "Skywalker Saga"

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The actual sound itself is hot af tho

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1. New Hope
2. Empire Strike Back
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Rogue One
5. The Last Jedi
6. The Force Awakens
7. Rise of Skywalker
8. Solo
9. Revenge of the Sith
10. Attack of the Clones
11. Phantom Menace

There's a huge gap in quality between the first 3 and everything else though.

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Around a decade at this point.

Way too fucking long.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

Extra major plot twist: this version of Revan is female

I mean, it's not what I originally had in my head, but it could happen, since that's already an option in the game itself.

That's the beauty of Revan, I could cast literally anyone since it's a player-designed character in the games; I'd have complete freedom to cast purely based on whoever had the best audition, and could really capture the emotions and energy I'd look for in that character,

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As long as I'm still allowed to write and text, deal.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQRTFX1Lp4

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Zikten posted...

what I would love is a movie or trilogy about a slave forced to attend the Sith Academy and then escaping and joining the Jedi maybe. it would be kinda like the opening quests for the Sith Warrior/Inquisitor in the Old Republic mmo, but then later you actually can defect unlike in the game.

That could be a fun idea, but honestly I doubt Disney will allow any film to dive super deep into the Sith lore; Rise is probably the closest we've gotten so far, and even that was pretty shallow tbh.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

You people need to stop asking for this stuff to be made into movies and be asking them to be made into great TV shows. TV shows are much better at telling the stories of books and video games.

I prefer the movie format tbh; it would definitely have to be done over multiple films though, a single KOTOR film would be a disaster.

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Probably, but it's worth it cause Reese's are fucking amazing.

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That sucks, cause Exegol is a really dumb name tbh.

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Shablagoo posted...

Lol, whats your basic outline if you got to write the script?

I'm thinking a KOTOR trilogy; Taris, Dantooine, and Kashyyyk (to introduce Jolee as a mentor character, and who's "grey" outlook on the force is a needed foil to Bastila's black and white viewpoint) in the first movie.

In the second movie, Manaan and Tattooine to really dive into Revan and Bastila's relationship and show some of both of their dark side leanings, and then the "Big Reveal" and Bastila being captured on the Leviathan as the climax of the film.

Third film, Korriban, where Revan has to face his complicated relationship with the Sith/dark side of the force head on,then Rakata Prime where he accepts that being Revan is part of his identity but doesn't have to define who he is now/in the future; he and Jolee face Bastila, she tries to lure Revan into joining her and the Sith, Jolee's able to convince Revan not to; Bastila then either kills or severely injures Jolee (haven't decided which yet), Revan infuriated beats the shit out of her, but she's able to escape. Revan realizes he gave into his anger during that battle, decides he's not gonna let that happen again. Then The Star Forge shit goes down, he confronts Bastila one last time, but this time instead of trying to kill her does his best to lure her away from the Sith. Haven't decided yet if I'd have Bastila end up dying or get turned, it'd honestly depend on if I killed Jolee or not, killing both would be a bit much. Then final confrontation with Malak, either with or without Bastila, depending on how I handled her.

That's a very quick run down of the basic layout/ideas I have, obviously not a lot of detail and I didn't discuss the other party members at all in this even though I do have story ideas for all of them because I don't want to sit here typing this out for 3 hours, but I've actually given this a lot of thought. >_>


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Jabodie posted...

Eh, I'd rather TOR remain a videogame/EU time period to allow writers more flexibility in what happens in the era. I guess as long as they're just "Star Wars stories" maybe it won't matter though.

The beauty of it being so distant timeline wise from the "main" series is that you can easily just say it's a legend passed down, so there can be a little more wiggle room where you can say "oh, well, it happened over 3 thousand years ago, so maybe the details are a little fuzzy."

Hell, KOTOR 2 even plays with that when you rescue Atton from his cell, and that happened only a few years after KOTOR 1.

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DarthAragorn posted...

if this trilogy is any indication they'll ruin it

That's why I should direct it.

It'll be great.

Trust me.

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solosnake posted...

I hope they put star wars back on the shelf for another decade or two before subjecting us to anymore garbage

They definitely need to take a second and figure out an actual gameplan before just diving in.

ThePrinceFish posted...

After what happened to Revan's story in The Old Republic, KOTOR fans apparently are giant masochists as they await a Disney KOTOR movie.

You're god damn right we are.

Alucard188 posted...

I still need to play both KotOR games.

You should, they're to this day my favorite Star Wars stories ever made, with the possible exception of A New Hope and Empire, but even then it's close.

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lilORANG posted...

idk why you'd trust Disney to get TOR right. Just stick to the games.

I mean, I don't really, but at least with a KOTOR adaptation they'd have a baseline to go off of.


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Freddie_Mercury posted...

the mandalorian war would probably make for a better movie

I'm gonna be real; Mandalorian stuff always really bored me. The Mandalorian show is decent, but otherwise, the only Mandalorian stuff I ever liked was stuff with Canderous Ordo.

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Oh shit son.

We're getting closer.

Give me that KOTOR, Disney.

Better yet, let me write/direct it. >_>

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Nacen posted...

They're never gonna recreate the games that closely. The best we'll likely get is a mixture of plot elements/character concepts taken from the games in a new story.

I know, but it makes me sad, so imma keep dreaming. :(

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ASithLord7 posted...

He wasnt chasing after Rey and is shown to be Force Sensitive in the movie. Watch it again

My thing is, if he thinks they're all about to fucking die, why would he suddenly choose then to blurt out he was force sensitive? Like, it doesn't make sense.

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Damn_Underscore posted...

KOTOR the game is guaranteed to be better than a KOTOR movie tbh

Not if they let me direct it. >_>

I'm thinking a KOTOR trilogy; Taris, Dantooine, and maybe Kashyyk (to introduce Jolee as a mentor character) in the first movie, Manaan, Tatooine, and "the big reveal" in the second, then Korriban, Rakata Prime, and The Star Forge in the third movie.

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UnholyMudcrab posted...

And Revan is now canon, or at least his name is

@UnholyMudcrab wait wtf, did I miss something? When/where was this confirmed?

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I had mixed feelings about Rise of Skywalker, but one thing that made me happy is their expansion on force bonds between people. It's always been kind of a thing in the Star Wars movies, but in KOTOR and KOTOR 2 it's a vital plot point, so them expanding on how far that bond can be pushed, to the point of it even affecting things physically in 2 different locations, makes movies based on KOTOR and KOTOR 2 much more feasible now, and I really fucking hope we get movies on them.

I'm a little annoyed that they made up a new Sith world instead of bringing in Korriban to the Disney SW canon, and I wish Luke's exile planet had actually been Rakata Prime, but I'll take what I can get.

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My favorite thing about their expansion on the "Force bond between 2 people" thing greatly increases our chances of getting movies based on KOTOR and KOTOR 2.

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You know my answer.

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Ultima Dragon posted...

I wanted to watch it again as an adult but it wasn't easily accessible on Netflix or whatever. Meh.

Don't think I ever saw the sequels. Was Tim Allen even in them? I thought they were similar to the Home Alone movies without McCauley Culkin.

He;s in all 3.

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Fuck no.

Just make a KOTOR trilogy so we can finally have indisputably good Star Wars again.

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Fantastic movie, absolutely loved it.

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JebronLames posted...

why is the drama with lee's daughter dumb? so you in no way thought the scene was demeaning to bruce, or anything?

boxington posted...

but it was seen through Brad Pitt's character's flashback, so it could have been seen through the lens of his bias

This is very clearly the intent of the scene, so no, it's not demeaning to Bruce in the slightest. The whole purpose of the film is to be a contemporary fairy tale, with Cliff and Rick as the protagonists, of course it's going to be a little over the top and hyperbolic with showing the abilities of its lead characters. The film never pretends to be an accurate, historical take on literally anything, considering the main characters don't exist, and Sharon Tate, y'know, actually dies in real life.

She wants to try and say the film is claiming that Bruce was actually an arrogant shit bag, when almost nothing else in the film is realistic. It's hypocritical and a blatant, intentional misinterpratation of the film to stir up controversy that doesn't exist.

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Great movie, one of Tarantino's best.

The drama with Bruce Lee's daughter is dumb.

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Star Wars: Penis of the Old Republic

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lol

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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Yall better come get me first I stg

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Dead By Daylight

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