Current Events > The term "clapping cheeks" is fucking gross sounding.

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malenz
12/22/19 5:10:00 PM
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can't wait until this fad is over
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Blue_Inigo
12/22/19 5:10:33 PM
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It's apt tho

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PleaseClap
12/22/19 5:10:57 PM
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malenz
12/22/19 5:11:31 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
It's apt tho
fart boxxing is apt too but it still smells like shit
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Zikten
12/22/19 5:11:42 PM
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my favorite use of that is a screenshot I saw of launch day of World of Warcraft Classic in the human starting zone. a bunch of people are all lined up waiting a turn to kill a quest npc one by one. and one of them is saying "I came for his head, but I aint leaving without clapping dem cheeks"
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Dreepapult
12/22/19 5:12:56 PM
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malenz posted...
fart boxxing is apt too but it still smells like shit
It doesn't have to mean buttsex. It just implies the sounds from doggy.

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malenz
12/22/19 5:13:58 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
It doesn't have to mean buttsex. It just implies the sounds from doggy.
it sounds disgusting and not in a sexy way
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Dreepapult
12/22/19 5:14:35 PM
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I unno. It's more funny to me than anything

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ToucheAmore
12/22/19 5:17:00 PM
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would you prefer applauding buttocks?

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malenz
12/22/19 5:18:41 PM
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ToucheAmore posted...
would you prefer applauding buttocks?
actually yes lmao
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TheVipaGTS
12/22/19 5:25:53 PM
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malenz posted...
it sounds disgusting and not in a sexy way
you literally thought it meant something it didn't.

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malenz
12/22/19 5:26:45 PM
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TheVipaGTS posted...
you literally thought it meant something it didn't.
I didn't think it meant anal.
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lww99
12/22/19 5:27:22 PM
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malenz
12/22/19 5:28:21 PM
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lww99 posted...
That's a very virgin thing to say tbh
if sex is about "clappin dem cheeks" let me be a virgin forever
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TheVipaGTS
12/22/19 5:29:16 PM
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malenz posted...
I didn't think it meant anal.
then why even bring up the example you did to counter it being an apt description? It is 100% the literal thing that happens, whether you think its sexy or not...Also "Fart Boxing" (never heard that before but whatever) isn't "apt" since, you know...its not a literal thing happening so its kinda weird that you brought that up as your counter. there are cheeks. they make a clapping sound...

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malenz
12/22/19 5:31:16 PM
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because it sounds as gross to me as fart boxxing does. riding dat ass is also apt and also sexy
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EffectAndCause
12/22/19 5:35:55 PM
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Pound them guts.
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malenz
12/22/19 5:36:27 PM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Pound them guts.
this is acceptable
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Dreepapult
12/22/19 5:37:27 PM
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malenz posted...
I didn't think it meant anal.
I mean I think you did. Fart boxxing definitely sounds like you are talking about buttsex.

It's ok to admit you were wrong

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malenz
12/22/19 5:38:25 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
I mean I think you did. Fart boxxing definitely sounds like you are talking about buttsex.

It's ok to admit you were wrong
I didn't though nice try
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Dreepapult
12/22/19 5:39:14 PM
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Lol kk

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malenz
12/22/19 5:40:20 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
Lol kk
I was comparing the term to a term I find equally distasteful.
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/22/19 5:48:20 PM
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I like how when phrases that are like 10 years old come here and you guys act like theyre new.

Clapping cheeks isnt going anywhere. And what else would you call cheeks clapping?

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Dreepapult
12/22/19 5:49:51 PM
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He's doing like concern trolling mixed with innocent? Something like that.

A strange way of doing things

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DirkDiggles
12/22/19 5:50:37 PM
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When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.

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malenz
12/22/19 5:52:25 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
He's doing like concern trolling mixed with innocent? Something like that.

A strange way of doing things
when I have sex, I make sure to point out that the womans asscheeks are clapping for me
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malenz
12/22/19 5:55:12 PM
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Dreepapult posted...
He's doing like concern trolling mixed with innocent? Something like that.

A strange way of doing things
no I honest to god hate it
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WafflehouseJK
12/22/19 5:57:52 PM
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The actual sound itself is hot af tho

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malenz
12/22/19 5:58:44 PM
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WafflehouseJK posted...
The actual sound itself is hot af tho
yes but the term is gross
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Webmaster4531
12/22/19 5:59:50 PM
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It's the replacement to saying rape since that became a complete sin.

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malenz
12/22/19 6:01:28 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
...the fuck?
lol
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Smashingpmkns
12/22/19 6:02:50 PM
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Can't wait to clap some cheeks
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malenz
12/22/19 6:04:38 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Can't wait to clap some cheeks
dont smack your children on the cheeks its abuse
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