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TopicI'm 5'10 and can still defend myself and get some
Verdekal
09/19/22 7:26:24 PM
#12
The thing that sucks about being average height is that both manlets and tallchads reject you.

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TopicDid you hear about the guy who had sex faster than the speed of light?
Verdekal
09/19/22 6:34:17 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

He came from the future.

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TopicDid you hear about the guy who had sex faster than the speed of light?
Verdekal
09/19/22 5:36:05 PM
#1
She never saw him cumming.

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TopicC/D Tetris was a Soviet plot to brainwash Americans.
Verdekal
09/19/22 5:05:14 AM
#13
xue1 posted...
the guy that invented Tetris speaks regularly at my university, the University of Illinois

he was interested in making a puzzle game, and he did it against the policy of his Soviet superiors. His Soviet superiors disapproved that he "wasted" his time making a puzzle game, until they saw how successful the game was. Then they decided they wanted some of the money

the game had nothing to do with politics or world domination. The guy was very interested in tile puzzles, and he still is
I was kidding.

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TopicYou know all those games and movies from the 2000s most of us casually enjoyed?
Verdekal
09/18/22 12:19:23 AM
#3
They were DARKER than you remember!

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TopicYou know all those games and movies from the 2000s most of us casually enjoyed?
Verdekal
09/17/22 11:35:37 PM
#1
Turns out they were all TERRIFYING!

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TopicI like my perfect girls like Quantum Mechanics.
Verdekal
09/17/22 8:40:14 PM
#1
They don't exist unless I observe them.

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TopicAI artwork is just another NFT scam.
Verdekal
09/17/22 7:38:25 PM
#1
Pretty much 2 and 2.

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TopicWhat female fetish could you best satisfy?
Verdekal
09/17/22 3:27:38 AM
#1
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TopicC/D Tetris was a Soviet plot to brainwash Americans.
Verdekal
09/17/22 12:35:48 AM
#1
/s ?

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TopicWhat is your honest opinion of taxes?
Verdekal
09/16/22 9:14:38 PM
#2
They can be taxing.

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TopicI have 27 Deviantart tabs open on Duckduckgo.
Verdekal
09/16/22 5:30:36 PM
#6
They're all gaming concept art.

Maybe.

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TopicI have 27 Deviantart tabs open on Duckduckgo.
Verdekal
09/16/22 5:13:30 PM
#1
Heh.

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TopicEarly CGI shows are fucking crazy. Im watching Beast Wars Transformers
Verdekal
09/16/22 4:51:29 PM
#33
War Planets?

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TopicWas Total Recall...
Verdekal
09/16/22 4:01:52 PM
#17
MabusIncarnate posted...
Get your ass to Mars
Two weeks.

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TopicWas Total Recall...
Verdekal
09/16/22 1:30:20 AM
#5
Careful or Sharon Stone will kick your ass.

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TopicHave you seen the latest panorama picture from Mars?
Verdekal
09/16/22 1:21:43 AM
#28
Hey NASA! This Mars rover has a bad radiator!

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TopicIf Giancarlo Esposito gets the Professor X role, who should be Magneto?
Verdekal
09/16/22 1:15:15 AM
#12
Larry Hankin.

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TopicForerunners vs Imperium of Man?
Verdekal
09/15/22 9:39:17 PM
#1
Who wins?

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TopicThe Insultinator.
Verdekal
09/15/22 5:55:42 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpGe6oKJkXg

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TopicThere was a black ribbon on the search bar on my desktop.
Verdekal
09/14/22 6:35:40 AM
#1
I'm sorry the Queen is dead but nobody tells me what ribbon I wear.

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TopicYou're just chilling when Frieza launches a death ball at your house
Verdekal
09/14/22 3:57:14 AM
#4
"Okay planet, give me that stupid energy!"

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TopicIf you could go back and time and be a younger version of yourself, would you?
Verdekal
09/13/22 4:27:28 AM
#15
Nope.

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TopicIn bed at the casino hotel.
Verdekal
09/13/22 4:03:51 AM
#4
Went down to the casino. Blew 50 bucks in minutes. Slots and a fast game of black jack.

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TopicIn bed at the casino hotel.
Verdekal
09/13/22 12:02:36 AM
#1
Had a few shots of Old Grandad.

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TopicI don't give a flying fuck what you guys say
Verdekal
09/13/22 12:01:09 AM
#9
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9cyx6nWdFas

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TopicMidnight mass is such good show
Verdekal
09/12/22 3:34:10 AM
#3
Remember you are dust and to dust you shall return.

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TopicHow hot is this girl
Verdekal
09/12/22 2:45:53 AM
#2
By the powers of naughtiness....

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TopicBest Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode:
Verdekal
09/12/22 12:30:18 AM
#25
The one with the barrel riddle.

The kid stuck in the pinball machine.

The girl who turned into a lizard and got stuck in the well.

The swamp monster in the pool.

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TopicWelcome to Middle Earf!
Verdekal
09/11/22 11:53:34 PM
#3
*Sauron's death scream rings throughout Arda*

Sam: "You know Mr. Frodo, that really was the Lord of the Rings."

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TopicCould Nathan Drake survive TLoU?
Verdekal
09/11/22 5:28:43 AM
#8
Garioshi posted...
He wouldn't be able to shut the fuck up for long enough to avoid Clickers
Maybe he'd try to put the moves on a female runner.

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TopicMosquitoes can go away.
Verdekal
09/10/22 11:04:45 PM
#4
They die after feeding from me.

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TopicCould Nathan Drake survive TLoU?
Verdekal
09/10/22 5:09:19 AM
#1
?

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TopicWhere will you go when gamefaqs dies?
Verdekal
09/10/22 2:35:35 AM
#33
Someone or someones would probably make a user made replacement site.

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TopicJust girls being girls
Verdekal
09/10/22 2:07:48 AM
#6
Team effort.

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TopicThe Harry Potter generation.
Verdekal
09/10/22 1:52:31 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Nq10MRKxvI

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TopicHow many of the top 300 rated games can you name?
Verdekal
09/09/22 11:32:39 PM
#13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuhEJP1TRJc

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TopicHow many of the top 300 rated games can you name?
Verdekal
09/09/22 2:58:34 AM
#1
https://www.sporcle.com/games/rpewing/top-300-video-games-of-all-time

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TopicI'm 35, and I still regularly cut myself whilst shaving
Verdekal
09/09/22 2:57:02 AM
#12
Now I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling.

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TopicDont give a fuck about the queen
Verdekal
09/09/22 2:36:57 AM
#6
Activate the golden throne.

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TopicYou: I want a Zaku. Mom: We already have a Zaku at home.
Verdekal
09/09/22 2:18:44 AM
#11
Give me this.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/knights-of-the-multiverse/images/0/06/Big_O_Placeholder.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200202045437

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TopicAre you worried people are ignoring you?
Verdekal
09/09/22 1:56:12 AM
#25
I don't care.

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TopicYou walk up to Wayside School and see Mrs. Gorf's ghost.
Verdekal
09/09/22 12:11:55 AM
#7
Hornswoggled posted...
I can't believe people still remember that.
We read that, Holes and Maniac Magee.

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TopicYou walk up to Wayside School and see Mrs. Gorf's ghost.
Verdekal
09/08/22 11:59:16 PM
#1
What do you do?

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