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TopicSecret Last of Us Ending where everyone tears up the dance floor (spoilers)
Verdekal
03/31/23 10:43:47 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-3ZqEiNcZI

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TopicHow the fuck do people eat by scraping the utensils with their teeth
Verdekal
03/31/23 10:40:36 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/3/3/AAP3ICAAEVsZ.jpg

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TopicWhat classical piece describes you?
Verdekal
03/31/23 10:31:33 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6cogix3cwQ

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TopicIm getting sick of the internet and the digital world.
Verdekal
03/31/23 12:30:34 PM
#18
Have you tried Spiral Mountain?

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TopicWhy did the dentist quit their job?
Verdekal
03/31/23 11:59:09 AM
#1
They got tired of looking down in the mouth.

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TopicDid you hear about the pessimistic horse?
Verdekal
03/31/23 2:00:53 AM
#1
He was a real neighsayer.

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TopicRE4 Remake would be better if it was open world.
Verdekal
03/30/23 8:16:18 PM
#2
Scary Fable.

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TopicRewatching That 70's Show.
Verdekal
03/30/23 7:22:14 PM
#6
Overrated.

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TopicJust ran 10 miles.
Verdekal
03/30/23 7:04:11 PM
#4
Kombucha posted...
Do you get runners high?
I don't think so.
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
How long? On pavement/ treadmill/ trail?
Maybe a little over 2 hours? Pavement.

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TopicJust ran 10 miles.
Verdekal
03/30/23 6:59:08 PM
#1
Feet hurt.

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TopicRemember when Naruto fought Sasuke in that giant lake area
Verdekal
03/30/23 4:21:06 PM
#4
Naruto is not back in the day.

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TopicHmmmmm.....
Verdekal
03/29/23 11:32:06 PM
#1
Where's the satisfying sound of one's impalement?

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TopicThese ads are getting out of hand.
Verdekal
03/28/23 10:58:52 PM
#4
I keep getting Amazing Talker ads.

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TopicWhat happens when you shoot giant bullets at 92% light speed?
Verdekal
03/28/23 10:55:43 PM
#1
Not mine.

"In the forests below, lakes caught the first rays of the rising Sun and threw them back into space. Abandoning the two-dimensional sprawl of twentieth-century cities, Sri Lanka Tower, and others like it, had been erected in the world's rain forests and farmlands, leaving the countryside virtually uninhabited. Even in Africa, where more than a hundred city arcologies had risen, nature was beginning to renew itself. It was a good day to be alive, she told herself, taking in the peace of the garden. Then, looking east, she saw it coming -- at least her eyes began to register it -- but her optic nerves did not last long enough to transmit what the eyes had seen.

It was quite small for what it could do -- small enough to fit into an average-sized living room -- but it was moving at 92 percent of light speed when it touched Earth's atmosphere. A spear point of light appeared, so intense that the air below snapped away from it, creating a low-density tunnel through which the object descended. The walls of the tunnel were a plasma boundary layer, six and a half kilometers wide and more than 160 deep -- the flaming spear that Virginia's eyes began to register -- with every square foot of its surface radiating a trillion watts, and still its destructive potential was but fractionally spent.

Thirty-three kilometers above the Indian Ocean, the point began to encounter too much air. It tunneled down only eight kilometers more, then stalled and detonated, less than two-thousandths of a second after crossing the orbits of Earth's nearest artificial satellites.

Virginia was more than three hundred kilometers away when the light burst toward her. Every nerve ending in her body began to record a strange, prickling sensation -- the sheer pressure of photons trying to push her backward. No shadows were cast anywhere in the tower, so bright was the glare. It pierced walls, ceramic beams, notepads, and people -- four hundred thousand people. The maglev terminal connecting Sri Lanka Tower to London and Sydney, the waste treatment centers that sustained the lakes and farms, all the shops, theaters, and apartments liquefied instantly. The structure began to slip and crash like a giant waterfall, but gravity could not yank it down fast enough. The Tower became vapor before it could fall half a meter. At the vanished city's feet, the trees of the forest were no longer able to cast shadows; they had themselves become long shadows of carbonized dust on the ground.

In Kandy and Columbo, where sidewalks steamed, the relativistic onslaught was unfinished. The electromagnetic pulse alone killed every living thing as far away as Bombay and the Maldives. All of India south of the Godavari River became an instant microwave oven. Nearer the epicenter, Demon Rock glowed with a fierce red heat, then fractured down its center, as if to herald the second coming of the tyrant it memorialized. The air blast followed, surging out of the Indian Ocean -- faster than sound -- flattening whatever still stood. As it slashed north through Jaffna and Madurai, the wave front was met and overpowered by shocks rushing out from strikes in central and southern India.

Across the face of the planet, without warning, thousands of flaming swords pierced the sky..."

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TopicJust read a graphic novel called Anya's Ghost. (spoilers likely)
Verdekal
03/28/23 10:15:33 PM
#1
Young adult novel. Fun read. Could make a movie out of it.

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TopicLightbulb!!!!!!!
Verdekal
03/28/23 9:37:49 PM
#1
But why does it have to be so far away!!?!?!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E509BftEU2I

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TopicAshley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but...
Verdekal
03/28/23 7:44:42 AM
#15
Ragtag28 posted...
Whats more weird is that it doesn't occur to you how offensive and awkward this topic is.
This topic is a parody of that.

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TopicWatched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely)
Verdekal
03/28/23 1:57:49 AM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

And that's why I don't like it.

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TopicWatched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely)
Verdekal
03/28/23 1:29:22 AM
#5
OudeGeuze posted...
It's so fucking terrible lol, I genuinely question the taste of anyone that enjoys it.

The moment they start doing interpretive dance and hissing at each other to revive someone is when I gave up
And when they do it with the shooter. It's insulting and disrespectful!

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TopicAshley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but...
Verdekal
03/28/23 1:22:10 AM
#6
Supersex420 posted...
No
thanks BRO

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TopicWatched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely)
Verdekal
03/28/23 1:19:08 AM
#3
Supersex420 posted...
It's pretty cringe

I liked the start, the plot about the captives and experiments was fine. The rest of it is just weird.
I screamed at the TV "Just kill the motherfucker!" You're letting this guy basically rape you and your friends for seven fucking years and you want to perfect a fucking choreography!?

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TopicWatched the first season of The OA. (spoilers for season one likely)
Verdekal
03/28/23 1:09:50 AM
#1
That's considered one of the best shows? It was terrible. Why are they all so weak and stupid? Effeminate bullshit.

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TopicAshley Grahm gets ready after Leon comes back to her place but...
Verdekal
03/27/23 11:15:03 PM
#1
Leon is just watching TV.

Ashley gets mad. "Oh you poor thing. By the way, you forgot your briefcase!"

She dumps out a bunch of crummy doodles of a nude Ada.

Leon: "So.....this is the thanks I get for working overtime?"

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TopicYou're a poop.
Verdekal
03/27/23 9:42:53 PM
#4
What a hoot.

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TopicHow does the world of John Wick function?
Verdekal
03/27/23 9:25:25 AM
#1
?

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TopicWhy do Seinfeld's friends not have jobs?
Verdekal
03/27/23 9:04:45 AM
#53
Doe posted...
Clearly it's not supposed to be a commentary on the law in America but rather a plot device to have all the people the gang have wronged confront them and air their misdeeds
It's funny how people complain a show not meant to be realistic should be realistic. They get some kind of retribution at the end but the way it's done is also unrealistic. Larry David troll face.

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TopicWhy is Jak and Daxter dead but Ratchet and Clank still kicking?
Verdekal
03/26/23 5:04:36 AM
#40
Jak 1 was a fun platform game. Jak 2 was shit and a GTA clone.

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TopicThe James Webb Telescope can see weather patterns on worlds light years away.
Verdekal
03/25/23 1:43:48 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Don't bother the Trisolarians.

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TopicThe James Webb Telescope can see weather patterns on worlds light years away.
Verdekal
03/25/23 1:36:34 PM
#1
But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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TopicI'm just sitting around and there's nothing to do.
Verdekal
03/24/23 8:25:05 PM
#2
Pfft. What weenies.

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TopicI had a dream Woody and Buzz had to fight Action League Now.
Verdekal
03/24/23 8:23:51 PM
#1
*shrugs*

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TopicI'm just sitting around and there's nothing to do.
Verdekal
03/24/23 12:00:20 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATh9VEkvBvU

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TopicThe perfect woman but she has 20 cats.
Verdekal
03/23/23 10:16:37 PM
#9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpDr62lcJzg

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TopicAfter 23 years, I finally beat The Legend of Dragoon.
Verdekal
03/23/23 10:14:18 PM
#5
Melbu Frahma in a nutshell. (spoilers)

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/9/8/AAP3ICAAETzi.jpg

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TopicDune but it's Elmo.
Verdekal
03/23/23 2:31:31 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHK5fBm1YWk

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TopicI am a great soft jelly thing.
Verdekal
03/23/23 5:23:42 AM
#1
Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance.

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TopicIs every physics major pretty obnoxious?
Verdekal
03/23/23 4:36:17 AM
#4
Where's the Neil DeGrasse Tyson copypasta?

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Topicis this real?
Verdekal
03/23/23 4:28:05 AM
#4
Asking what it's like after you're dead is like asking what's further north than the north pole.

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TopicIf someone talks to me in a tone slightly different thsn normal.
Verdekal
03/22/23 9:09:09 PM
#1
I spend the rest of the day wondering if theyre mad at mine.

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TopicI give my life to CE on a silver platter!
Verdekal
03/22/23 2:21:28 AM
#1
It's all a big nuthin.

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TopicHas there ever been a case where two serial killers chose each other as victims?
Verdekal
03/22/23 1:41:02 AM
#11
There was an episode of Masters of Horror where two killers competed over the same victim.

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TopicRE4make but it's a mistake.
Verdekal
03/21/23 1:13:02 AM
#4
lol

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TopicRE4make question (spoilers likely)
Verdekal
03/21/23 12:45:56 AM
#1
Is Wesker in it?

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TopicParasite Eve 1 and 2 remake fan teasers with Unreal 5.
Verdekal
03/21/23 12:43:43 AM
#28
Cobra1010 posted...
Never played parasite eve. What is it about?
Gameplay wise, it's an early action horror RPG by Squaresoft.

Storyline wise, it's about a young woman who has superpowers as she fights monsters whose biology was altered by a woman named Eve who seeks to use cells' mitochondria to bring a new world. The game follows Aya as she remembers the secret of her birth and works to contain the monsters.

As far as I remember.

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TopicThe Adoring Fan gets reprimanded by a judge.
Verdekal
03/21/23 12:02:51 AM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rscvOFekUV4

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TopicRemember Titan AE?
Verdekal
03/20/23 11:47:15 PM
#9
I remember seeing the trailer for in in theaters but losing interest when I saw it was animated.

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