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Topic | Hypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 12:12:06 PM #12 | Stagmar posted... Break up with her. It is literally (and I do mean literally) impossible that they are mine. How so? --- |
Topic | Scenario: A colorblind man asks for your help buying a dress |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 12:07:31 PM #1 | You're in a store when a Croation man calls you over and says : "Hey buddy, can you help me out? My wife is super mad at me and I want to get her a nice dress to calm her down. Problem is I am totally colorblind. Can you tell me, is this dress purple?" https://i.imgur.com/svqJKD0.jpg "She loves purple you see but she hates red and brown and blue. And shes already so angry at me I think my ass will be grass if i screw this up too." How do you react? What do you do? --- |
Topic | Hypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 12:00:12 PM #9 | VictourieFlake posted... Marry her if I haven't. Erm You should know this already --- |
Topic | Hey, remember that time Captain Janeway straight up murdered Tuvix? |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 9:07:25 AM #42 | 008Zulu posted...
Netflix really isnt that bad He actually had flaws and breathed some life into a very dull crew. Plus he was the only one who had first hand knowledge of the region I feel like the people who hate him are the same people who think James Bond and Steven Seagal movies are the best characters --- |
Topic | Hypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 9:05:09 AM #1 | Or you are if you are female. You come home one day and your girlfriend is excited but nervous as she waits for you and says "Heya [Firstname!]... I err.. I went to the doctor today and I have some great news. I'm pregnant! ...and... well... its triplets. " https://i.imgur.com/TJEYZBx.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- |
Topic | Could Superman take MCU Thanos? *spoilers* |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 8:49:37 AM #30 | mooreandrew58 posted...
Not going to say they deserved it but why the fuck were those guys standing there as Zods lazers slowly approached them? It's like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers --- |
Topic | 2 sea lions steal a boat |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 6:03:34 AM #23 | Wait people didnt know sea lions were big? --- |
Topic | Scenario: You get all the money you ever spent on rent returned to you. |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:59:08 AM #1 | You're awoken one say by the rent fairy who waves her magic wand at you and goes "Bing!" You're surrounded by strange colors and sparkles but before you could spell your name both them and the fairy are gone. At first you're confused until you check your bank balance and discover that the equivalent of every single dollar that you have ever paid in rent has been put into your account https://i.imgur.com/OCr1pKS.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- |
Topic | Michael Moore predicts Donal Trump will win 4 more years |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:46:22 AM #41 | Infost posted... Young people are going to completely sandbag on Biden. You can see it coming a mile away. He's the ok boomer guy. And by "sandbag" you mean vote for him in the millions but still lose --- |
Topic | Hey, remember that time Captain Janeway straight up murdered Tuvix? |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:21:09 AM #39 | dj1200 posted... whotf is tuvix A new personality brought on by moulding Tuvoc and Nelix into one being They had to kill it to bring the other 2 back it was the right thing to do. 2 lives > 1 --- |
Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill Alien Edition: Samus Aran, Starfire and Leeloo |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:19:30 AM #6 | Sabram posted...
Pretty sure a knife in the face would take out all 3 of them --- |
Topic | Your reaction: Its time for your big boxing match in the local circuit but then |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:09:43 AM #4 | SH_expert44 posted... I get in the ring and beat that bitch into submission and take my rightful place as number 1. jeez --- |
Topic | Michael Moore predicts Donal Trump will win 4 more years |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:08:58 AM #38 | Crono99 posted...
As TC said it doesn't matter if you vote Near 3 million more people voted against Trump Next time it will be more. Unless you live in a swing state your vote doesn't matter and in a swing state it barely matters --- |
Topic | Trump: We must have understanding and respect, like Christ |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 5:06:40 AM #52 | Orlando_Jordan posted... No matter what Trump does, people complain. it's almost like he keeps commiting crimes and suffering no consequences for them or something --- |
Topic | Boris Johnson's book depicts Jews as controlling the media |
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 4:59:38 AM #32 | Flintgrandad posted... https://twitter.com/SOCIALLYCRUSHED/status/1202915396921286656 depressing --- |
Topic | Michael Moore predicts Donal Trump will win 4 more years |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 1:23:50 PM #5 | Yeah Trump will get a 2nd term sadly Conservatives have made it clear that they do not give a single fuck what he says or does or that he lies and commits crimes They choose to live in a fantasy instead --- |
Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill Alien Edition: Samus Aran, Starfire and Leeloo |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 1:21:56 PM #5 | Feetish posted... Cant see their bare feet so cant judge. ewe --- |
Topic | Aaron Taylor Johnson shows off his BIG PENIS in a new movie. Is he hot??? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 1:00:06 PM #21 | HylianFox posted... wasn't that book hugely controversial when it came out for being total BS? His penis? --- |
Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill: Doja Cat, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 12:52:01 PM #14 | ZevLoveDOOM posted... fuck and marry Doja Cat. Not an option --- |
Topic | Do you want to see murderers of military veterans... |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 12:51:33 PM #3 | Hexenherz posted... No. Murder is murder --- |
Topic | Creators of Gay Jesus special on Netflix survive firebomb attack |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 12:37:14 PM #30 | Sayoria posted... The world would be a better place if we taught kids respectful morals without being abide to one of those damn things. --- |
Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill Alien Edition: Samus Aran, Starfire and Leeloo |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 12:35:10 PM #1 | You're inprisoned on an alien planet with Samus Aran, Starfire (Adult you fucking creeps) and Leeloo. The sexist powerful beings that run the planet say that will only let you free if you kill one, marry one and fuck the other. https://i.imgur.com/rf2eH2c.png What do you pick? --- |
Topic | Meanwhile in Japan... |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 11:54:32 AM #8 | spanky1 posted...
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Topic | Trump: We must have understanding and respect, like Christ |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 11:53:49 AM #49 | ledbowman posted... https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1210347885386178560?s=19 Merry Christmas! --- |
Topic | Hypothetical: Your young daughter accidentally acquires Supergirl's powers. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 11:26:28 AM #1 | You're outside with your young daughter one day at the park when suddenly she sees something on the floor and goes "Hey! Look at this cute purple pulsating thing!" When suddenly you hear Supergirl approaching as she shouts "OH no! Darkseid's Magenta Kryptonite! Stop! The effects are irreversible!" But she's too late as there is a loud "Buzzzt!" sound and both your daughter and supergirl are convered in wibbly-wobbly energy. After a few moments pass, Supergirl is writhing on the floor in agony before passing out, weak as a schoolgirl. https://i.imgur.com/K44iqVs.jpg Meanwhile your daughter goes "Whoa.. My head feels weird." leans against a wall and inadvertantly sends it exploding into pieces flying in every direction. For she know has all of Supergirls powers. How do you react? What do you do? --- |
Topic | Was Palpatine's face deformed or simply revealed during his fight with Mace? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 11:24:17 AM #8 | "if you're evil you must be ugly " is such a bullshit trope I swear a beautiful blond girl with massive boobs could do a better job at manipulating idiots than an ugly old man --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:55:00 AM #73 | sktgamer_13dude posted...
fair nuff --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:48:09 AM #66 | eston posted... You not remembering it really isn't of any concern to me, You seem pretty concerned about it sktgamer_13dude posted...
People literally got mad you the preamble didnt help them --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:42:10 AM #18 | SH_expert44 posted... He wasnt some one off side character that is only mentioned once in the game. Exactly he didnt add anything it just interrupted gameplay to pad the game out with comedy Great that you liked it but that's way worse than P1 imo It's like the Space 2001 sequels --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:36:21 AM #57 | eston posted...
How I am hostile? I dont remember any trans characters in ass creed let alone them being central parts of the plot You say they were but cant point out an example.. how am I supposed to respond to that? --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:31:05 AM #16 | SH_expert44 posted...
Aside from forced comedy what did Cave Johnson add to Portal? it's just flabbier not better --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:29:43 AM #48 | eston posted...
Ok ? --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:26:10 AM #45 | Simon_Petrikov posted... Need to go back to the good old days when they kept politics separate from my vidja. Transgenders exist is politics? --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:25:07 AM #13 | eston posted... Did anyone ever play the original Prey? It felt like a prototype for portal. Kinda cool revisiting it after the fact Prey was such a good game in conception it innovated portals and concepts like No Game Over Shame the sequel imploded --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:23:24 AM #11 | SH_expert44 posted...
Ratmanns writings, the empty rooms and Glados tells you during the final boss. Notice there I said during They just didn't have long set pieces and "funny " long conversations to tell jokes about it --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:21:02 AM #41 | eston posted...
I dont remember transgenders turning up in syndicate either --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:20:03 AM #8 | SH_expert44 posted... It gave the entire lore about the facility and glados. The first game did that P2 did some irrelevant stupid stuff for "comedy " to bloat onto it --- |
Topic | Portal 2 was better than the first in every way but it didn't need to be made. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:18:37 AM #6 | Portal 1 was better tho It understood that less is more . P2's long boring walking sequences and over the top set pieces just miss the mark and date the game Not to mention it misses the mark. Portal 1 had minimal cutscenes and dialogue but contained a good story P2 had long conversations and regularly interrupted puzzles and gameplay for story and conversations P1 was like a delicious steak dinner P2 was like a giant messy pile of mash potato, ice cream, sprinkles, chips, pizza, burgers, curry and chocolate fired out of a canon all over a dirty floor --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:14:09 AM #37 | eston posted... I think the point is to make people aware that it's not just a bunch of straight white guys writing these characters Yes but TCs point is "but y tho?" --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:12:38 AM #34 | eston posted... Because the religious part hasn't been relevant for the last few games, but the sexual orientation and gender stuff has If you say so. Odyssey was all about religion. When did transgenders come up as a theme? --- |
Topic | Your reaction: Its time for your big boxing match in the local circuit but then |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:11:21 AM #1 | Your manager is like "You're doing great kid. Just one more win tonight against Ray "Iron Duke" Sanchez and you're ranked #1 in [Your Area] and then you go a real shot of getting ranked nationally and making big bucks against the top guys" You're all fired up as you approach the lockerroom, your heart going Doki Doki "I dont know much about Sanchez but they must be pretty tough to get a nick name like that so get ready. Bell time is in 40 minutes " your manager says before leaving you to it. But then when you enter the lockerroom and get changed you can't see any guys getting changed anywhere. "Where is he?" you think to yourself until you turn around see this: https://i.imgur.com/5vhjgGo.jpg You notice "Ray "Iron Duke" Sanchez " on the back of her walk out robe and there is no denying it, she's your opponent 'Bell time In 20" a voice yells out. How do you react? What do you do? --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 10:02:14 AM #28 | MaxEffingBemis posted... I like how tc in the OP doesnt state the religious part of the disclaimer, and only the gender part. Like theyre trying to troll or something His point is that religion comes up as a major reoccurring theme in the plot Transgenders don't --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:48:54 AM #21 | SH_expert44 posted...
Worth noting that was the game that included hostile female guard npcs --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:35:16 AM #14 | Behaviorism posted...
People aren't going to not buy Ass Creed 25 because they said some gay dudes and atheists worked on it The past decades of ass creed games proves it --- |
Topic | Fuck/Marry/Kill: Doja Cat, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:30:49 AM #9 | boxington posted... F & M: Doja Cat OrdonGoatCheese posted... Fuck Katy, marry Katy, kill the other two. You both fail --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:29:58 AM #9 | Behaviorism posted...
Philanthropy is the future of marketing If you look like a douchebag a lot of people will stop giving you money. So everyone makes a token effort to pretend not to be douchebags --- |
Topic | Why do Assassin's Creed games open with a disclaimer about gender identities? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:18:31 AM #4 | Compsognathus posted... Honestly it reads like a CYA to head off complaints about the being unfair to different religions or country's historical figures. This it started off as a "please dont be mad at us Muslims " as the first game was set during the crusade Now they do it as just a one all "please dont be mad at us whatever group tends to get mad online right now" Still waiting for the opening of Ass Creed Armageddon where they say it was made by a team of furies and otherkin Saddest part Is they still failed. SJWs got mad at Odyssey for saying the hero had a kid because that means they cant be fully gay. Yes people were legitimately mad about that --- |
Topic | How are the first two Shenmue games? Never played and they're on sale rn |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 9:15:59 AM #5 | Doom_Art posted... for like $16 Yes They are an acquired taste and dated as hell. Very slow paced and repetitive. You walk around asking people about the related macguffin, wait for the right time, do a mini game or fight then repeat. However for all its flaws it is super immersive If you like action games like Doom or Uncharted you will hate it If you like slower more nuanced games like RDR2 or Life Is Strange or Return of the Obra Din then you will like it. Really depends on if you play games for instant gratification or if you can get absorbed into a video games world If you cant get immersed it's one of the most clunky and boring games of all time. I'd say try it --- |
Topic | Donald Trump resigns as president but you have to have sex with him first. |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 6:49:54 AM #8 | 008Zulu posted... It is a documented fact, that Trump is something of a two pump chump. Not sure where you are getting "all night" from. Never heard of a Chinese meal? Small portions but so many courses --- |
Topic | How would you handle a 'girlfriend walks in' movie misunderstanding scene IRL? |
UnfairRepresent 12/27/19 6:24:01 AM #4 | specialkid8 posted... I just wait until the third act when she realizes her mistake and forgives me. But movies often have timeskips For all you know that might not be until months later --- |
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