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Vol2tex posted...

I can smell this picture

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@sballen

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Lmao

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Ayy

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Stewman_Magoo posted...

Lol

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Amway twice

Once right out of high school by a former classmate who actually ended up doing well from it for a few years before he dropped it for something more consistent.

And once a couple years ago from some lady at the daycare my wife managed. She invited my wife to the "opening of her business" and we both went to the address and it was a house. Knew from then that it was gonna be a MLM scheme.

Walked in and all these confused looking people were there and some old guy started pitching his life story and then 20 minutes later mentioned Amway and half of us got up and left lmao

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GameboyTroy posted...

There needs to be a version of the third pic where she's in the outfit of the last pic

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Updates bro

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Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

That guy Ben disarms (haha) was a fucking doctor?

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SK8T3R215 posted...

That's why you start investing young to ride out the valleys.

But what if a big crash happens when I'm at retirement age and I lose it all

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Her belly button looks weird

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Absolutely not, but it's easy for me to say as a civilian. If I got successfully brainwashed into blind obedience like most soldiers are, I'd probably do it.

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joma posted...

Who wouldn't move in, look at her. Gorgeous.

This, god damn

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It's out already?

And that's the console that's just 100% streaming right?

I live in an area with an ISP Monopoly so it's not going to do well at all here

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Trelve posted...

The film is already too long as it is. I don't blame him for cutting these scenes. The plot of the film isn't damaged by removing them.

The cut Phasma scene was a different (and WAY fucking better) version of the scene we got in the movie though

Like how the hell did he look at those two scenes and think "yeah this one's better"

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smoke_break posted...

How did that scrub hide those things, my gosh.

This, holy fuck

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My 401k skyrocketed this year

Too bad I can't touch it without penalties for like 40 years and it'll crash and burn and recover to new highs and crash and burn and recover to new highs again and again before then

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Used to be terrible at it until I started driving for Uber. Kind of have to talk to people and there's so many different types of people that I got pretty decent at it.

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Kazi1212 posted...

were 2010's shitty? We had record breaking stock market performance this decade, it was like the roaring 20s out here. Can only go down from here tbh

True. We're all fucked.

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butthole666 posted...

I actively dislike having sex and do not ever want to do it again

Why

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Antifar posted...

2020 is not in the 2010s, don't be a pedant.

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Yes

JJ confirmed in a q&a or something that the thing he wanted to tell Rey was that he's force sensitive

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He was?

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specialkid8 posted...

I long time ago I heard that they never physically made a single clone trooper costume for AOTC. For whatever reason Georgey wanted them all to be cg. Sums up the whole movie pretty well.

It looks like it. I can't think of a single scene with the Clones where it doesn't look like an advanced (for 2002) video game model.

Pretty sure they used some legit costumes in ROTS though. The difference in quality between the two movies is unreal - ROTS still holds up pretty well today.

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Conservatives: we're not racist, we have a black friend!

That black friend is Candace Owens

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Remember the late 90s/early 2000s when there was a shitload of Star Wars media? Games galore, the prequels, special edition OT, etc

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Soggy_Pocket posted...

Every time I pass her

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EmperorOfSand posted...

Imagine voting for anything that isnt from AOTC

I just watched it again for the first time in years last week and good lord the entire movie aged terribly

The CGI looks awful
The acting and dialogue is awful
Even the part at the end with all the Jedi, my favorite part as a kid, looks fucking awful. When they start cutting to random Jedi activating their lightsabers in these cheesy ass power ranger poses, then Yoda saying "around the survivors a perimeter create" which is probably the worst Yoda line ever, then that scene with Mace Windu in the gunship and the random clone trooper comes from off screen to shoot at something and the camera stays on him for like 7 seconds and it looks painfully obvious that he was CG'd into the scene

Only good thing about that trainwreck was all the Obi-Wan and Jango Fett stuff

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Tag

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Anakin, hold me! Hold me like you used to do on the lake in Naboo!

Oh God I forgot this line existed

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MachineJaipur posted...

A prequel era Palpatine solo film that's slow paced and explores his behind the shadows control of both sides of the war

I wouldn't mind a one season D+ series based on this

I feel like a movie wouldn't be able to cover enough of the story but more than 10 or so episodes would be too much

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Finn & Poe

The worst part about TLJ was they had almost no interaction and then ROS comes around and they're best friends

Give us that damn friendship story, they had such good chemistry together

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Kitt posted...

https://i.imgur.com/V1PhUWg.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4aST4e7.gif
https://i.imgur.com/nkD8KxV.gif

Gawd Dayum

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MrK3V posted...

remember when people thought she had a dick

What started that?

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TheDeadMoon posted...

9/10 pretty solid list, only thing missing is a rpg or two if you want a library pretty rounded.

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Questionmarktarius posted...

Merge together Home Alone and Die Hard, just because.

An R rated Home Alone reboot with adult Macaulay Culkin murdering the wet bandits plz

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008Zulu posted...

Do car dealerships have the "You break it, you bought it" policy in play?

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


My guess is the dealership's cars are insured. The one that got hit was luckily also a dealer car

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yemmy posted...

Lol

You gotta save your ammo.

Have you played a RE game before 4? And even in 4,5,6 headshots weren't 1 hit kills except with like a magnum

I played 2 and 3 but it was like 20 years ago lol

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I'm only in the fucking gas station at the start of the game as Leon

I thought headshots killed zombies but nooo gotta empty a damn clip into their skull and now I have no god damn ammo and I'm surrounded

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metallica846 posted...

Seriously man, giving a 21 year old a super fast car is just asking for shit like this to happen. I had a 99 corolla at 21 and drove like an asshole. Imagine giving me 300 horsepower. Id be dead as fuck.

I was at a Chrysler dealership getting my oil changed and some kid was there with his parents getting a brand new Challenger. They had brought it up to the door for him to do a test drive and he immediately crashed it into another car.

I don't understand why so many parents are like "yeah, my kid totally needs a fast as fuck ride for their first car"

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Saxon posted...

Will you by chance be one of these upstart parents bringing a new baby into this world next year?

Possibly.

My wife has had fertility problems for nearly a decade (irregular periods and almost zero ovulation) but suddenly the past few months her cycle has become regular and she's starting to ovulate again. We've been seeing a specialist for about a year and leading up to IVF but were hoping we'd be able to conceive normally because the IVF isn't covered by our insurance.

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$50,000
9 year old Boxster

What the hell

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dameon_reaper posted...

I wish, because they removed the Force Unleashed, they should make a movie or a mini series based on it and make it canon. Rather than just simply "place" it there, I wish they would allow it to add to the Star Wars canon. Darth Vader with an apprentice is something I truly want.

I haven't played Fallen Order yet but isn't it canon? And isn't that chick with the mask from the trailers like an apprentice of Vader?

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DevsBro posted...

At least 8 Rose wasn't as bad as 9 C3PO

What

C3PO was fantastic in ROS

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Lolololol

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ThanksUglyGod posted...

Would've been nice if she had tagged along with Rey and co. Its wild how she and Rey didn't even interact with each other.

I saw an article mentioning an interview with her where she was excitedly talking about her scenes in ROS prior to release, including scenes with Daisy.

So I wonder if she was also surprised at the premier when she got hardly any screen time.

I like that she was included in the ground assault on the Star Destroyer at least. But after watching TLJ last night and then seeing ROS again today it was really jarring how this major character in the previous movie barely existed here. Hell, I'm pretty sure Babu Frik got more lines.

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