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KJ StErOiDs posted...

Because the receiver would be a random person.

Exactly.

So why don't phones have that?

GanglyKhan posted...

Funnily enough, I pulled out one of my GBCs today and played some Donkey Kong Country for a bit. Not bad for a port to something like that.

It wasn't ported.

It was remade, and used a lot of assets like sprites, tilesets, and music from Donkey Kong Land.

Why don't you go and play it in public sometime, and then record other people's reactions?

Where it dials a random number?

Pics

LinkPizza posted...

It kind of sounds like you want a Sesame Street or Mr. Roger's Neighborhood that teaches algebra and stuff like that...

Nope.

I want a Sesame Street or Mr. Roger's that teaches REVERSE algebra.

There is a difference.

Stupid bitch brainwashed Neil Druckmann and ruined Naughty Dog

teach them about programming.

And I do mean children, from around 3 to 7. But that also means teaching them reverse algebra before they could do multiplication and division, as well as typing...

And I could get rid of those stupid puppets and songs designed to distract the kids from teaching them separate constructed languages...

It could plausibly work. I just don't know how without the preliminary requirements, but that also means teaching kids something that their schools refuse to teach them (but should absolutely be mandatory).

Aiming for an older audience from around 10 to 15 years old would not work, as they would refuse to watch anything educational, much less force them to do effort on their part.

But how do I pitch this dumb idea to network executives, who would rather put a worthless, uneducational cartoon that does nothing but rot children's brains with a warped view of reality from a young age, instead of greenlighting them to be software engineers?

Why the hell are you defending a pedophile?

GanglyKhan posted...

Everything is doomed unless we discover some crazy new tier of knowledge like magic or time travel.

Or simply a new letter

20 GOTO 10

30 PRINT "No Loop"

Generation Z is the latest generation, and is basically everyone born in 1997 onwards or so.

There is no letter after Z.

Therefore, humanity is doomed.

Jaywalking is punishable by death

I don't see the appeal in those games

Who gives a damn about the most casual of casual multiplayer games anyway?

Seriously. Out of all of the Mario related spinoffs, Mario Party is the worst.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/20/onetime-bush-doctor-is-gunned-down-riding-bicycle-to-hospital-where-worked.html

What did he know, which warranted him to be silenced?

I attempted to watch the first episode once.

It was one of the most horrible things I have ever witnessed.

I prefer watching tv on golf

You just wanna see their boobies.

In a completely nonsexual way.

Godzilla is crossing over with this fighting game?

https://gamefaqs.akamaized.net/box/6/8/2/47682_front.jpg

But it then explodes afterwards

How screwed are you?

It would be in everyone's best interest if Commiefornia seceded

And you probably never thought about blinking for years.

ICOYAR topic

pics

Now replicate that trip in The Crew 2

Read up on global warming predictions from the 80's.

Cacciato posted...

What do you care? Not like you see any of them at your job.

I am trying to predict the next cringeworthy Left-Wing movement.

It started with the beatniks, then the hippies, then something in the 1970's that I can't think of, and then punks, then grudge, then goths, then emos, then hipsters, then SJWs.

What's next? If I knew what it is, I could control them to do my bidding.

Or did they all turn into SJWs?

Hillary, please

InhumaneRaider posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

How can mountain lions be rich anyway?

Where do you think the term "fat cat" comes from?

Those are housecats they are referring to.

Mountain Lions do not make good pets, as they could be slightly dangerous.

How can mountain lions be rich anyway?

Why the hell would she want a gimmicky Game Boy Advance accessory that nobody liked?

Hell, who still uses a Game Boy Advance?

But all the professor does is play Pannenkoek's videos.

What happens?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Reagan_and_Gorbachev_hold_discussions.jpg

HIGH TREASON

shadowsword87 posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

They don't.

Nonono, you miunderstood me.
You should do that.

I should, but then I would be called a "racist", because Leftists in power don't want Voter ID laws, because they believe that minorities are incapable of getting any form of ID laws to begin with, and they fail to see the irony in that. I am the racist one, while they think that whole groups of people are too stupid to get a photo ID of any kind?

I know that isn't the real reason, but they are trying to turn this into an issue of disenfranchisement, rather than cheating to get their candidates in, normally by using scare tactics.

One of the reasons I think this was due to the 2016 Presidential Election. Like him or hate him, Donald Trump had far more vocal support than Hillary Clinton, and the news media all stated that Hillary Clinton had a near 100% chance at victory, even though she is one of the most unpopular and unlikable candidates we ever had. What I am assuming is that illegal aliens voted several times in states without Voter ID laws under dead people's names, because they were terrified of getting deported, but without actual numbers to back this up, is hard to actually prove. I strongly believe that had there been no voter fraud, Trump would had a slight majority in the popular vote (and I don't buy that Russian collusion bullshit, especially since Russia has been giving Trump a hard time, preventing him from opening up one of his Trump Towers in Moscow, which they repeatedly blocked back in 2013, as well as supplying Ukrainian rebels with weaponry in Crimea against the Russian invasion).

shadowsword87 posted...

Then petition for an American Civilian ID.

They don't.

Deep blue state. Tons of fraudulent votes, but hard to actually prove due to the nature of the crime.

Fraudulently voting in ANY election should be a mandatory life sentence in a supermax prison with no parole.

shadowsword87 posted...

According to my state, Michigan, this is the steps.

1. Be eligible. It's just basic "live where you can vote".

2. Fill out an application. Do it 30 days before the vote.

3. Turn in application.

4. Get a card that says where to vote.

5. Direct quote about when voting, "Present acceptable photo ID at polls or sign an affidavit if no photo ID is available".

So... photo ID maybe?

Where I live, all you need to do is tell them your name and street address. No showing any ID of any sort, whatsoever.

You can see the problem here.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/33172/san-francisco-begins-registering-illegal-aliens-joseph-curl

But of course, you will all deny that voter fraud exists, and you are also against voter ID laws.

Anybody else own the 3DS version of Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker?

I chose the 3DS version of Captain Toad over the Switch version, because the Switch version having compromised gameplay while docked (with forced motion controls, even though the graphics and framerate are obviously far superior on the Switch, while the 3DS version retains the touch controls, that, and is on a system with a battery life that isn't ass).

I need to stop trying to touch the top screen by accident.

Then why don't you make a $60 clicker game instead?

Worst suicide ever

You don't notice the difference.

How screwed are you?

BADoglick posted...

I don't get how it's popular

It's one of the ONLY sports that can be played in dirt-poor countries.

All you need is a field, a ball, something to indicate the goals, and a group of people. As for why it's popular everywhere else, I have no idea.

Nope

Except for Blackjack. Are casino games "lottery" (and on top of that, not the kind of "gaming" I care about)?