Lurker > TheWorstPoster

All the mods should ban themselves.

Turn this board back to /3/

Greenfox111 posted...

I think icoyar usually makes a topic for it but attendance has been severely lacking lately

Why do you think that attendence has been severely lacking?

GameFAQs is terminally ill at this point. It's on life support.

PotD is slower than a sloth in molasses

You start the year off shitty

We are all going to miss you, and your heavily biased, plagiarized, Left-Wing, and dishonest news Duckbear.

We will all miss you.

Nobody cares

joemodda posted...

Time. Time is an artificial construct. An arbitrary system based on the idea that events occur in a linear direction at all times.

Always forward, never back. Is the concept of time correct? Is time relevant? It matters not. One way or another, I fear that our time has run out.

Or, it is due to the decay of energy and entropy caused by the expansion of the universe (which is believed to be closed and finite).

Why do they get to go to the future before we do?

Lucky bastards

https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/samoa/apia

The only things you need to burn with a magnifying glass are ants

Not as fast as last time, but whatever

https://i.imgur.com/0cod5LD.png

That just makes the ending to Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare much more satisfying

The same year we decided to bomb the Japanese in random Pacific Islands in retaliation for Pearl Harbor.

So, this is what the 2020's are going to bring.

Flying cars.

20 years too late that is.

I'm scared

Turn it into one of those Topic > Board .gifs we used o do a long time ago, or whatever they were.

Katamari Damacy

I don't this this story makes any sense.

I could tell it was fake, because nobody even cares about Cats

You shit spiders. Tens of thousands of spiders.

What happens now?

Get a $3 hooker

Why call it "boxing day" when there are no televised boxing matches?

The name of this day is a lie.

Bump

You bought everybody a Nintendo Switch?

So far, I only got fiber optics 2 days ago.

If its anything like past Christmases, it would be $25 gift cards to GameStop.

bump

I want to know future lottery numbers that I should play

bump

He knows when you're awake...

How about the Christmas Shitting Log?

https://slate.com/human-interest/2013/12/feeding-the-poop-log-a-catalan-christmas-tradition.html

To contrast mine above, this was the results from the final time I ran Speedtest, prior to receiving fiber-optics today

https://i.imgur.com/3gpE1FK.png

Just for shits and giggles, I decided to uninstall Kingdom Come: Deliverance on Steam for the sole purpose of installing it again.

It took only a half an hour.

zebatov posted...

Two captains in one thread is just too much for me.

Two is not enough

https://i.imgur.com/ZsL2Bd9.png

https://www.speedtest.net

Just got Fiber-Optics installed

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Eat it

Suppose a kid asks Santa for coal for Christmas. If he is nice, Santa would never give him coal, since it would be against his policy for giving them coal. If he is naughty, then coal would be the exact thing he asked for, therefore Santa would also refuse to give him coal, since giving what he asked for is only reserved for a nice kid.

What happens now?

Batman: Arkham Origins is my favorite Christmas game

JixHedgehog posted...

I put away $10 a week since Animal Crossing was announced

Why not play a REAL game instead of Chore Simulator?

Lokarin posted...

Oh, did they fix it? I'm stuck at 99% even though everything is destroyed because of such a bug

Nope

Just 100%ed all 369 settlements (when the in-game counter was coded by an idiot who can't do math and forgot one), at about 75 hours in. Did every challenge, resource drop, and side-mission.

Now on to the main storyline.

They should have instead, combined the two films

We should one-up them and call it "The Puddle"

All he does is do massive copyright infrignement through slave labor, spies on us, and breaks and enters our households in order to leave suspicious packages.

I say arrest the fat bastard.

Just reached 75% completion.

Still did not do the third storyline mission

JixHedgehog posted...

Oh, you know, Nancy and co. going over everyone's heads to claim some sort of victory since the Russian thing fell flat.

It's funny how Trump made the call in 2019 yet Pelosi's been quoted saying she's been working on impeachment for 2 years

They impeached him solely to find out what the crime is

PK_Spam posted...

I hope they pass a law that says you cant vote if you dont work.

Goody. That means that all illegal aliens and dead people won't vote

Good.

It means he wins in a landslide next year

I like Call of Juarez: Gunslinger.

It's only $20