Lurker > TheRock1525

Sure.

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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Today I learned it takes 14 days to delete an account.

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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

UltraMana posted...

I was typing something up trying to compare this to Cody Rhodes or Dean Ambrose but with some extremely legitimate pathos to prove herself.... and I ended thinking about Sami Zayn.

Can you imagine if Sami Zayn were GM instead of Daniel Bryan?

He'd probably still be in the ring long after the cameras stopped rolling and everyone left WIFOMing over the finish, though probably on the subject of astronauts vs cavemen somehow.

Wrong topic.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I'm glad they hammered the structure.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Mobilezoid posted...

I don't think anyone blasted him for ruining a marriage. If anything, most people fell for his "guilt" and went out of their way to absolve him.

This topic was just a poorly disguised brag and I'm about fifteen years past being impressed that someone had sex.

I have no idea what makes you think any of this but ok.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Hey I got a phone number from a GILF back on Halloween.

Sadly I had to leave before it went anywhere.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Bar Bingo is ruined forever.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Yes
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Except there is a 99.9% chance I will run into this woman again because I frequent this bar a lot.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I guess I should start following Kenny Omega's career now.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

HaRRicH posted...

So...are you texting her back or nah?

I might, mostly because I think she may think there might be something long term here and I have no intention of that, and its much easier to be harsher and more confrontational via text when you can carefully craft words and responses.

Also because I won't have to stare into her eyes while doing it.

Btw if you're curious what she looks like, Google Jayne Cobb the camgirl, she's a good friend of mine and also looked like 80% like this woman.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Stanley Johnson is an offensively bad basketball player.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Lopen posted...

The story reads like erotic fanfiction Pun would write

There was no Journey playing on the jukebox.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

She just figured you'd wish the cat back with the dragon balls.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I mean total yardage was 528 to 471 and I'm pretty sure 30-40 of that was the final game sealing drive.

I just can't help but think he should have gone for the touchdown late in the second to cut it to 28-14. Really think that would have fired up the defense enough to get the stop and they could have scored out of the gate in the second half and you're in a full fledged shoot out.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Eddv posted...

TheRock1525 posted...

Honestly this felt like the best case scenario. Murray felt like a poor man's DeShaun Watson in that he was doing enough to keep it respectable whereas Watson kept them in with a chance to win it.

Basically 45-34 is a much better game than I anticipated, 28-0 start not withstanding.

I think if Oklahoma doesn't get so gobsmacked and only go down say like 21-0 instead of 28-0 that this is a bit of a different game.

Also turn one or both of those red zone stops into TDs.

Alabama has looked super vulnerable their last two games and neither is good as Clemson.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Honestly this felt like the best case scenario. Murray felt like a poor man's DeShaun Watson in that he was doing enough to keep it respectable whereas Watson kept them in with a chance to win it.

Basically 45-34 is a much better game than I anticipated, 28-0 start not withstanding.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Haven't forgotten about this but just haven't been feeling it either.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Robazoid posted...

Ok, this confirms you're feigning guilt so that you don't look bad but you're really just looking for compliments.

Or you enjoy something in the moment that you regret later.

Like heroin.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I don't make any movies.

I am not Dwayne Johnson.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Have you joined AARP?
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

ZeroSignal620 posted...

* - Status up for debate since her and Seth Rollins have both been calling themselves The Man.

Seth relinquished the title on a recent podcast.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

scarletspeed7 posted...

I was under the impression she was face.

Nope, I believe she was recently feuding with Nikki Cross, who has been face since SAniTy turned for Wargames 2017.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

scarletspeed7 posted...

I've got to complain for a moment about Bianca Belair. Is she supposed to be a character I want to cheer on? I find nothing likable about her personality or demeanor. Everything about her screams "irritating people in line in front of you at Chipotle" to me. Even her catchphrase hits me like nails on a chalkboard. Do people here actually like her?

Well she's a heel right now so no, you shouldn't want to cheer her.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

CaptainOfCrush posted...

UltimaterializerX posted...

And I buy Rocks story. Dude is very, very handsome.

He's also very knowledgeable about cars, which leads me to this not-at-all-awkward segue:

Rock, my dad's work is selling some of their company vehicles. He can get a 2010 Scion xD (only 53k miles) for $4,500. Since he's been in charge of the car since it was new, he also knows it has new tires and has been well maintained. I'm assuming this is a really good deal; what do you think?

Definitely good mileage but I know next to nothing about Scions. That seems well under KBB, too. For example this year I sold a 2011 Malibu with 130000 for $5400 and a 2011 Cruze with 87k for $6100 and both those were $400 below my asking price.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

mnkboy907 posted...

Did the mom seem like she was wingmanning it before she left?

She was there on a date, her husband/this girl's dad committed suicide.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Nelson_Mandela posted...

I thought he was obese. And gay.

This might explain why all your political opinions are wrong, too. Alternate realities.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

CaptainOfCrush posted...

I doubt you made this topic expecting or wanting to get a dozen consecutive "fuck you asshole" responses.

Why not? Does anything about this topic strike you as seeking a certain reaction?

That the only thing I've corrected is SephyG. I've never agreed or disagreed with any assessment of what happened, whether it be people saying its mostly her fault or saying I'm a garbage human.

I'm sharing it because it's a big event in my life.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

SexThaNemesis posted...

Now you want us to tell you you're not a bad person.

Did you... not read the first post?
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

What I shared with my friend:

She literally saw I was sitting by myself at a bar and was like "why don't you come sit over here with me and my mom?" And about 10 minutes in her mom leaves.

So whatever I don't think much of it and then she spends the next two hours basically verbally undressing me

"You're really shy and bashful aren't you?" "Why do I make you so nervous?" "You've been hurt by women in your previous relationships?" Etc

But she doesn't say much about herself the whole time and I'm thinking the whole time something is up.

She finally goes "you know how you can tell how I'm feeling? Look at my mouth." And she's kind biting down on her thumb and goes "what do you think this means?" And I start stammering and she goes "really? Alright." So finally I go "well I'm afraid to ask, because I think I know the answer, but where is your kid's dad?" And she responds "I'm married"

She starts talking about how he doesn't feel anything for him, how they came to this exact same bar a week ago and no one in the bar even thought they were together

We finish our drinks and she says she's cold and wants to go outside so we sit outside and just listen to the drunk people when suddenly she pulls me in and starts kissing me. And we're making out outside the bar where she just explained the owner's son is best friends with her husband and he can literally see us. Eventually she goes "you should bring your bike over to my car, and I'll give you a ride." So its about 2:30 am at this point and I walk my bike over to her car a block away, and we start kissing again and I realize why she wants to give me a ride when she says he's gone this weekend with the kids, but I agree to the ride home and sure enough we end up at her place instead of mine and I make no objections.

Come into her place and there's not much talking. She said she loves kissing more than anything and we keep making out where I was actually complimented for the first time about that in my life. I always thought I was average or nothing special because I never got complemented.

After we did the deeds she hugs me and goes "so what did you learn tonight" "I don't know" "OMG I've failed as a teacher" so she leans in again and says "no, seriously what did you learn tonight?" And I lean in and kiss her and go "to go after what I want" and she responds "do you want me?" And the only smart ass answer I have is "should I?" So she smiles and hugs me and says "I hope you text me" and we part ways
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I don't know her husband in any way, shape, or form. Don't even know her last name and not entirely sure her first name is her real one.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Nelson_Mandela posted...

I'm pretty sure most of your topics have been about banging dudes but its ok

There's literally been zero topics about me in relationships with men and only one topic where I came out as bi-sexual.

This is some of the most pathetic trolling I've ever seen.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Nelson_Mandela posted...

yes, which is why I thought you were gay

I made a million topics about my last girlfriend (including losing my virginity to her) and made exactly zero topics about any guy I've been with.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Nelson_Mandela posted...

I thought you were gay

Bi, why would you think I was gay?

Have I ever made a topic about a guy I dated/had sex with?
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

What's the rules on changing a vote? It's not a big deal if I can't.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Yeah I'm not looking for condemnation or encouragement or absolution for what I did. Pretty sure my thoughts were clear in the first post.

Just sharing something that happened.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Still isn't my birthday guys.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Jakyl25 posted...

But what makes them similar?

They all celebrate Rusev Day.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

I am now a hypocritical piece of shit.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Seriously I hope they're paying good money to use them exclusively.

Where are the Breitbart and Daily Caller links? You've sold out, Vlado.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

It's not my birthday.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

My estranged mother is liking tweets of me interacting with a stripper.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

How many rubles are you paid to shill for RT? You used to have a much larger repertoire of sites.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Ain't my birthday.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

When the bloody hell did this happen?
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Jakyl25 posted...

Like, Ember doesnt even FEUD with anyone. She just exists as the gatekeeper to relevance in the division

Yeah but that finisher.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Basically you have to remember is that Nia Jax ruined everything in terms of the RAW female roster. You can tie anyone's downfall to her in some capacity.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

That's why I love Ember!
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

Eddv posted...

Shes over because shes a decent worker.

She hasnt had anything resembling an actual character since her call Up.

She didn't have a character in NXT, either. She's charismatic but that didn't translate to anything other than "she wins."
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.

StealThisSheen posted...

I'll be honest, I don't even fully believe that WWE thought far ahead enough to actually plan to use Asuka's streak to put over Carmella. I almost think "Put Charlotte over Asuka" and "Put Carmella over Charlotte" were two completely independent thoughts that they lacked the foresight to realize what it'd mean in the end because the writers are just that bad.

They literally happened within a 24 hour period so I think they legitimately thought they could transfer both to Carmella to make her Smackdown's top female heel.

It did not work so well.
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TheRock ~ I had a name, my father called me Blues.