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Topic | CE friends can you help analyze what I'm doing wrong with this girl. |
TheMikh 02/19/18 8:15:52 PM #5 | |
Topic | Experts rank Obama as 8th best president, Trump as worst |
TheMikh 02/19/18 7:39:35 PM #47 | |
Topic | Does CE approve of MY dream body? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 7:35:08 PM #6 | |
Topic | IBPOC = Indigenous/ Black People of Color....why is that a thing? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:24:33 PM #22 | |
Topic | IBPOC = Indigenous/ Black People of Color....why is that a thing? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:22:06 PM #21 | Kaname_Madoka posted... TheMikh posted...kinda like how lgbt has evolved into lgbtqiapk it's assumed that latin@s and asians fall under the "poc" component, but why "black" has somehow been separated from that umbrella is not so clear --- |
Topic | IBPOC = Indigenous/ Black People of Color....why is that a thing? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:15:52 PM #17 | naproxen posted... some people like to invent new labels because they dont like the ones that everyone else uses in all seriousness, this is probably the best explanation kinda like how lgbt has evolved into lgbtqiapk it's a race to come up with the most inclusive acronym to condemn users of previous forms as exclusivist bigots --- |
Topic | IBPOC = Indigenous/ Black People of Color....why is that a thing? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:08:05 PM #13 | tote_all posted... M_Live posted...TheMikh posted...people of color in general is a racist term by marxists designed to clump together all peoples that aren't white implying i listen to what neocons have to say --- |
Topic | IBPOC = Indigenous/ Black People of Color....why is that a thing? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 12:42:44 PM #2 | people of color in general is a racist term by marxists designed to clump together all peoples that aren't white --- |
Topic | For a supplement, kava kava is damn pleasurable |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:51:32 AM #9 | Tried kratom tea a few months back. It was rather pleasant while it lasted, but I felt absolutely horrid the entire next day. Scared me away from it entirely. MachoManSavage posted... TheMikh posted...Eh. It's nice for a while, but it tastes foul and you feel uncomfortable afterward. Had it twice a decade ago and never touched it after that. I don't remember the specifics at this point, though as it wore off I remember a general feeling of uneasiness/irritation, particularly in my eyes. --- |
Topic | For a supplement, kava kava is damn pleasurable |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:43:15 AM #5 | Eh. It's nice for a while, but it tastes foul and you feel uncomfortable afterward. Had it twice a decade ago and never touched it after that. --- |
Topic | A black guy and a Mexican are in car. Who's driving? |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:33:06 AM #15 | |
Topic | $1 quadrillion but Akira Toriyama writes everything you do with your life. |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:28:30 AM #4 | |
Topic | Possible sudden mass extinction events |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:22:16 AM #15 | Superbugs. Malthusian collapse. A sudden return of the fendippitous eggmen. --- |
Topic | ITT pics of me picking up girls |
TheMikh 02/19/18 1:09:41 AM #30 | i'd say livin' the dream but then i remember that oral herpes is a thing gotta use protection kissing strange girls --- |
Topic | Every SJW and every alt-righter should watch the movie Crash. It's about racism. |
TheMikh 02/19/18 12:37:13 AM #38 | In retrospect it's bewildering that the film beat out Brokeback Mountain, Capote, and Munich for best picture. Haven't seen Good Night and Good Luck. Crash was the epitome of Oscar bait, and not particularly good Oscar bait at that. But I suppose it did a good job of exposing everyone's racial bias against --- |
Topic | have you ever banged a 10? |
TheMikh 02/17/18 9:35:06 PM #8 | |
Topic | When you hear "Africa", what comes to mind first? |
TheMikh 02/16/18 3:37:47 AM #92 | |
Topic | Ben Shapiro complains about the Black Panther. |
TheMikh 02/15/18 12:49:32 PM #154 | Let's be frank. The same folk (see: the woker-than-thou industrial complex) going nuts about the movie giving it all kinds of free advertising and throwing their money at Hollywood in response are the same people complaining just a year or two ago that Hollywood discriminates against black people and/or doesn't satisfactorily depict black people in entertainment. If you have an issue with the system, you just don't empty your pockets for them the second they throw you a bone. Never mind the fact that there are plenty of independent black screenwriters, filmmakers, and actors that would love to have some exposure and support. But alas, the woker-than-thou industrial complex cares not for black people or homegrown black arts, only virtue signaling. --- |
Topic | What is the conservative explanation for why we have so many shootings |
TheMikh 02/15/18 12:21:09 PM #18 | What is the conservative explanation for why we have so many shootings modernity --- |
Topic | New Dutch law makes every adult an organ donor by default |
TheMikh 02/14/18 10:24:19 AM #4 | Giant_Aspirin posted... I don't understand why anyone would opt out of this. Because the black market. --- |
Topic | Are there any MEME list's for why WAIFUs are better than real wifes? |
TheMikh 02/14/18 9:26:27 AM #4 | |
Topic | Trump admin wants to partially replace food stamps with food deliveries |
TheMikh 02/13/18 12:09:35 PM #69 | On one hand that's going to make the bureaucracy problem way worse. On the other hand, liberals have been complaining about how underprivileged areas are food deserts and this is definitely a potential solution to that problem. --- |
Topic | Democrat bill: Federal charges for anyone who attacks a reporter |
TheMikh 02/11/18 6:20:17 PM #65 | |
Topic | I'm not very tech savvy, my Lenovo ideapad is running super slow. Help please! |
TheMikh 02/10/18 6:31:57 PM #3 | |
Topic | So Reagan was the last GOOD president but who was the last good one before him?? |
TheMikh 02/10/18 12:30:28 PM #31 | Reagan was effective and decisive, but not good. Compromised his principles as his presidency went on, became a pretty big government president both in the short and long term. I'd say the last truly good president - both effective and honest - was Eisenhower. --- |
Topic | 'Everyone knows the cure racism is to make everyone black' /s |
TheMikh 02/10/18 10:01:28 AM #15 | The truth is that whites and blacks are both slightly over-represented in entertainment at the expense of every other demographic. --- |
Topic | does anyone actually use bitcoin to buy stuff? |
TheMikh 02/10/18 12:49:59 AM #9 | |
Topic | Newportbox100s/Fire Thieft "unretires" days later |
TheMikh 02/09/18 11:21:12 PM #21 | Krystalcyanide posted... why does he have that big ass cloak on He's the king of GameFAQs. --- |
Topic | Keep going to this chinese place cause of the cute waitress |
TheMikh 02/09/18 8:43:06 PM #13 | Not gonna lie, there's a Vietnamese place in town with a waitress that's an 11/10 cutie. It's a damn good thing I'm not a fan of Vietnamese food or I'd dine there just to admire her. --- |
Topic | Musicians of CE, what are you currently working on? |
TheMikh 02/09/18 8:38:50 PM #5 | Missed band practice last night, worked late and forgot about the new rehearsal schedule -_- I'm a recent addition to a bossa nova / jazz / blues band (as the brass guy), so that was a blunder for the ages. That aside working on a few compositions, closest to completing a blues song and an orchestrated waltz. --- |
Topic | High school cancels musical after white student lands lead role |
TheMikh 02/09/18 8:21:52 PM #83 | FLUFFYGERM posted... So having a white girl play Esmeralda is whitewashing and cultural appropriation, but having a black girl play Mary Jane is ok? have you never heard of the mary jane girls --- |
Topic | Your ugly straight friend posts a bad thread on gamefaqs.gamespot.com |
TheMikh 02/08/18 1:37:49 AM #2 | |
Topic | has anyone actually ever irl met a person who supports Hitler's actual ideology? |
TheMikh 02/06/18 12:25:20 PM #48 | Having read Mein Kampf recently, Nazism is the frankenstein of political ideologies, and I don't mean this in a good way. While the analysis behind it is quite interesting, the prescribed system is an unsustainable and incoherent mess, and the epitome of the road to hell. I'm most confident anyone that unironically supports it is screwed up in the head, or just likes larping. Or both. --- |
Topic | Justin Timberlake is probably the best male performer of our lifetime |
TheMikh 02/05/18 12:05:30 PM #31 | |
Topic | Worst thing Trump has done so far |
TheMikh 02/05/18 10:00:19 AM #21 | In general I support him, but here or there there are things I'm not fond of. Off the top of my head: * Tipping the scale with respect to the Israeli-Palestinian situation * Arpaio pardon, at least based on my understanding of what Arpaio has done * Tariff * Not backing the Kurds beyond working together to fight ISIS --- |
Topic | immigrant leaves US for canada and now regrets it |
TheMikh 02/05/18 6:39:10 AM #60 | Stallion_Prime posted... FLUFFYGERM posted...I mean anyone with even a modicum of reading comprehension knows that America is the greatest nation on earth. There's other great nations too, but none compare with America. Sorry not sorry. It's why people want to come here. I'm black and there's really no place I'd rather be. Perfect balance of order, free enterprise, and nondiscrimination. Don't get me wrong, there are more orderly countries, countries with freer economies, and countries with less discrimination, but America has a good balance of all those virtues. Also, America is #1, so there's that as well. --- |
Topic | When are we going to domesticate these lil fuckers? |
TheMikh 02/05/18 5:08:20 AM #15 | NibeIungsnarf posted... Lol ull never domesticatw a raccoon It's not related to the raccoon iirc. --- |
Topic | Post names that will get a kid picked on. |
TheMikh 02/04/18 3:10:57 PM #72 | |
Topic | 60% of Republicans think Deep State working to overthrow Trump |
TheMikh 02/03/18 4:01:27 PM #14 | I find it bewildering that the American left has suddenly denied the existence of the deep state since Trump took office, as though the deep state didn't murder Martin, Malcolm, and Fred. Anyone that poses a great enough threat to the system's desired status quo and/or entrenched interests is a potential target of the deep state, though its tactics seem to be a little less blatant these days. --- |
Topic | Old guys who dump their wives for young girls |
TheMikh 01/29/18 9:11:47 PM #4 | |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 9:07:50 PM #40 | Your cell phone rings, and it's a number you don't recognize. You shrug, and answer anyway. The voice on the other line says, "Can I have five minutes of your time?" You answer yes, and the caller immediately hangs up. Then, you look at the clock. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:59:48 PM #38 | In rural southern Illinois a toy company began selling "realistic" baby dolls to expectant mothers. But apparently after the mother had her child the toy baby would start crying. Eventually the "rocking motion" advertised to calm it down wouldn't work, and you couldn't get it to stop without shaking it. Eventually when it started crying the parent would have to beat it, and the beatings and thrashings would have to get harder and harder to get it to be quiet. The only thing that seemed to shut the baby doll up permanently was the bash its head against the wall to destroy whatever mechanism triggered the crying. On more than one occasion though, neighbors called the authorities to report child abuse, and when the police arrived they found the bloody remains of infants smeared across the walls and the floor. In most cases the mother couldn't understand why the police were there, she just "got rid of the stupid doll" as she rocked a baby-shaped bundle in her arms. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:47:00 PM #34 | Prominently displayed in the children's section of the Houston Downtown Public Library, among several others of the same title, My First Cookbook appears as a run-of-the-mill children's cookbook, complete with large print, simple instructions, colorful, friendly illustrations and a somewhat disproportionate desert section. In fact, the only major deviation from this theme is an article near the end of the book entitled "A Recipe for Success". This is a complex, macabre ritual involving human sacrifice, self mutilation and sacrilege, as well as more curious and innocuous practices such as walking down a stair case with a prime number of stairs taking them two at a time and then up it taking them three at a time. It's written in the same cheerfully simple prose as the rest of the book and accompanied by the same helpful, pastel drawings. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:41:57 PM #32 | There's a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona that only plays movies from 1987. If you pay for 3 tickets and buy a large popcorn, they will play a film that shows you your future. If you watch the entire film completely, you will have sleeping problems for the rest of your life. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:40:53 PM #31 | If you watch every State of the Union Adress since it's been filmed and available on tape, you'll see that halfway through--exactly halfway through--the President always says the same word. Most say it under their breath during the standing ovations, but some are forced to work it into the speech itself. What's the word? You don't want to know. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:37:32 PM #28 | For a brief period in 1971, a New Jersey based company sold novelty "x-ray" glasses through the mail via advertisements in the Marvel line of comic books. People who viewed their televisions while wearing these glasses reported seeing images that were "hellish" or "like hell". It should be noted that this phenomena occured whether the televisions in question were turned on or not. The company quickly went out of business and investigations reveal that the company's address leads to a graveyard founded many decades before 1971. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:36:15 PM #27 | There's a small, inconspicious building called "Padraic Willoughsby and Co." in the industrial district of Birmingham, UK. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the windows are draped. However, on February 29th of every leap year, there will be a small plastic container outside the front door containing business cards. On the front of the card it says in large capital letters, "PADRAIC WILLOUGHSBY AND CO. ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly inelligibly small type it says "The blood of the innocent." Any night after midnight one can come to Paidraic Willoughsby and Co. and slide their card through the door, and the door will instantly unlock. Inside there is an empty room with white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door. When you knock on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "The blood of the innocent." The door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you will find around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there. Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, round table, slightly different from the others. On it will be a quill pen and a document. The document shows all of your personal information: name, birthdate, place of residence, criminal record, greatest fears, etc. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your signature. No one knows what happens after you sign it. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:33:38 PM #25 | Little known fact, is that the Eisenhower Interstate system is built over major leylines. Rumor has it, that if specific conditions are met, weird phenomena will occur. Phenomena of the First The first sign of this phenomenon is that you will lose ALL radio reception, and devices such as MP3 players, Discmen, tape decks and other music players will cease functioning. Your heater will begin to only dispense cold air, regardless of setting. after the first mile of this, you will notice a fog growing at the edges of the road, and you will see no exits, regardless of whether they were supposed to be there. If you continue on, you will begin to see the occasional pedestrian. Some of them will gesture that they would like to hitch a ride. Under no circumstances should you stop for them, no one has ever stopped and survived. If you see lights approaching from behind, and it is a hearse, do NOT let it pass you. No matter what. After 13 miles, the phenomenon will end, and you will be safe. Phenomena of the Second Investigated by the witnesses after they read instructions they found in a book, left behind in a rest stop bathroom. Participants must mix a shot of whiskey, a drop of their own blood (One drop for each participant), a pinch of salt, and a small amount of used engine oil. Mix with water from a rest stop fountain in a glass bottle, and smash it on the interstate in the evening or morning. If the instructions were followed correctly, the way will become densely foggy. An unmarked exit will appear, and if you pass it by, it will be closed to you for six years. If you take the exit, go left and under the interstate. Half a mile down the road, is an old gas station. Inside, it is said that a full glass the coffee sold there, will keep you awake all night, and the other food and beverages are purported to have various properties themselves. Pay the proprietor only in metal coinage, no bills, no checks, no cards. There are also some arcade machines near the back of the store, as well as an old fortune telling wizard in a glass case. He knows how you will die. Accept no sexual favors that are offered to you while there, and do not anger anyone. Your life depends upon it. --- |
Topic | I haven't seen a creepypasta topic in a while. |
TheMikh 01/29/18 8:29:17 PM #20 | If you take any Swiss Franc note and expose it to microwaves, it will curl up and ignite. Once it's cooled down, you'll find a fine powder that, when ingested, will kill you painlessly. A 10 franc note has enough poison to kill a family of four. --- |
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