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IfGodCouldDie posted...

Obviously not because I came here as soon as I signed up today.

And that's a lie

Scorpio and dragon. User name was supposed to be Phoenix but I was drunk...

s0nicfan posted...

A ceasefire is an extended period with no fightng. Humanitarian pauses are repeated, short windows without fighting.

So a ceasefire would be like... "no fighting until this meeting takes place." A humanitarian pause would be "don't shoot at cars on this road between 10 and 11AM each Tuesday so aid convoys can get to camps"

This is weird to me. I mean it's nice if they accept these kinda terms. But it's weird in the sense of "ok I'll hold off for right now but tomorrow I'm definitely gonna try to kill you"

BlackScythe0 posted...

I primarily remember the xbox for morrowind.

That too.

I was lucky that Gen and had all consoles. Mybmom said no on the Xbox but I managed to scrape up the cash myself

Philip027 posted...

Yes. Pretty overrated, but I guess that's easy to say as an asexual person.

.wouldn't say I'm asexual but I have very low sex drive. I won't say no to sex typically but I can't be bothered to put in any effort to get some sex. It either practically drops in my lap or it doesn't happen.

On the effort part I mean wooing them seducing them or whatever. I have driven 3 hours before to get some dick but that was a guaranteed thing. But I also don't like doing all that either. I can do that anytime I want but I haven't in years. Hell only reason I'm considering making that drive again is cause this time it would be a threesome

ellis123 posted...

Ketchup + Mayo. Specifically tomato ketchup.

Huh. Here it's called mayochup or something like that think it's a branding thing but it's all I've ever seen

Don't you have to be at a certain level to post on CE? I forget honestly

DementedDurian posted...

I've never been bothered by the thought of incest porn.

That's probably the Southerner in me, though.

And the only reason I wanted a sister growing up was to live vicariously through her as I am transgender.

My brother stills thinks if he was born a girl I'd be impish around them, though. He stills calls me "he/him" either way.

As far as "barely legal", it feels borderline. I also have an aversion to legal documents being thrown in as a plot for a romance/sex after hearing of slave/master contracts in BSDM circles. It just freaks me out.

Idk why but reminded me of Chapelle making fun of the r.kelly scandal and doing a skit on how he supposedly shoulda done the video. Girl was holding up her Id while being pissed on

SiO4 posted...

CE, are we not aware that what we call now as QWERTY was designed to slow down typing.

Typewriters hammers would back if you went too fast.

That is why our key layout is the way it is.

I mentioned that earlier.

Here's what I don't get. How the hell does this translate to touch screen. I'm typing right now and not looking at the "keyboard"

Weird

midgar posted...

Dude, Forza 1 was fuckin' amazing. It was the best racer of that gen, straight up. I loved GT from 1-4 up to that point, but FM1 was god-tier for a racing game of that era. The selection of cars/tracks, the great physics, damage modeling, customization features... oh, and online play! GT still hasn't caught up.

Though, to be fair I have to admit that the only reason I ever powered on an Xbox was to play FM. PS library has always been far and away the strongest for me, followed by Ninty. 360 didn't offer me too much, Xbone less, and I didn't even own an OG Xbox. I played it on 360, since it was BC. FM1 was at least well before there were PC ports of them (FM6 was the first).

Also had jade empire which was like a more serious fable.

Ratchetrockon posted...

nice
havent played the games yet but he has more options during combat right??? cuz he has more abilities

Haven't played the latest but the first he had less for some reason. Great game but felt like a glorified dlc.

Anyways I don't care if it's Peter or miles. The games where fun. Not a big Marvel fan but a fun game is a fun game

Tsukasa1891 posted...

I'm pretty sure they increased the age to buy cigarettes to 21 a few years ago.

They did.

Bringit posted...

Yup, don't underestimate muscle memory. There are passwords I have straight up forgotten and basically used The Force to type and get me back into an account.

I'm like that with video games. Someone will ask me how to do this or that and I'll end up telling them to hand me the controller so I can do it then tell them

Yeah. Lost my virginity on a tarp in the woods at 16 if you don't count giving or receiving oral. Which I also did at 16.

I hated my friends though they would argue who had more sex and a lot of mine didnt count in their opinion cause it was gay sex. They got so petty with it one tried claiming it didn't count I'd you used a condom cause technically your dick didn't touch the vagina. Which at the time is the only way I had fucked a girl

Lil_Bit83 posted...

Yikes.

He could be fun when he was in a good mood. He just had a short temper. No wonder he had a stroke

His wife who also taught there was just crazy. Like in the whimsical randomly dancing and singing sense. She'd level him out if she was around.

bigtiggie23 posted...

I love when you see a girl who is claiming to be just 18 but she has more body ink than a member of the Latin Kings.

It's possible. Best friend started getting tatted up at 16. He had many tatts by the time he was 18. And he was actually going to a real artist. He'd pay them in weed. That franchise of shops eventually got caught up in some scandal. Think they turned out to be a front for a drug operation.

Lil_Bit83 posted...

Lol. I bet the look on his face was priceless.

Nah he was a asshole. He sighed, shook his head and told me to get the fuck out of his face. Those words exactly.

Revisited posted...

Who is that for

For people that want em young as possible but not be considered a pedo at the same time I guess.

Or people in high-school wanting to look at girls as close their age as possible.

Once knew a dude who almost got in trouble for child porn. Turned out it was his 16 year old son who felt he should be looking at girls his own age.

Akagami_Shanks posted...

I kinda want something cheap, not really lookin to drop a grand or anywhere near it on my first gun but something that isn't a total piece of crap that won't actually be reliable

My first was a p95 ruger 9mm. Was around 300ish dollars I think. I like it. Lc9 ruger 9mm if you want concealable but you'll wanna buy this thingy that attaches to the magazine to extend the grip as otherwise it doesn't accommodate your pinky unless you got tiny hands.

Cool thing about the lc9 is it had a tab that pops up if you got a round in the chamber. That way you know if one is chambered or not. Still practice safety though even if it says it's empty. I just like it for knowing one is indeed there so I know I ain't got to chamber one.

I've ejected bullets a few times not thinking one was in the chamber.

Slaya4 posted...

Qwerty is hot garbage been saying for years now. I switched to Halmak, but anything is better than qwerty.

I'm honestly amazed I remember how to type going long periods of time not doing it. I mean like years. And when I do type it's usually something just like a username and password. I don't have a computer anymore but I sometimes gotta log onto something at work.

Garioshi posted...

Dead Cell clears so hard it isn't even funny

It would be interesting to see how anybody handles the sorrow. Idk even what's the canon on big boss handling him. He used his fake death revival pill thing and came too. Doesn't sound like something you could realistically do though but if so it's not something anyone on any other team is equipped to handle

Lil_Bit83 posted...

Agreed!

Some teachers can be absolute asshats. Math, P.E., and art teachers seem to be the meanest of the bunch and I can count on one hand how many patient math teachers I've ever had. 4, one of which was a substitute.

Made one mad once. He was ridiculing me for insisting on using a calculator. Said you won't always have one. I responded if I got a job that requires math I'm pretty sure they'd want me to use a calculator.

I've heard two things on qwerty. First I heard was all the most common letters where on the home row which is bs cause e isn't on it. The second I heard was it was to slow your typing down cause people where jamming up typewriters by typing too fast. That one sounds plausible but idk for a fact

I mean all these people lost to a single man. So it is hard to argue how they'd fare against each other.

Fortune is the only one snake couldn't beat. But ocelot could take her.

Wonder how fortune fares against hand to hand combat though. Boss could get close enough to her to disarm her if hand to hand isn't affected by her tech.

Lil_Bit83 posted...

I understand that they have good intentions, and its true that every kid does learn differently but those good intentions seem kinda fucked in execution.

It's the equivalent of asking for directions and 10 over-eager locals all bombard you with completely diffent directions at the same time. This confuses you, takes you all over town and makes you an hour late to your very important appointment. Only to find out that it was 15 minutes away, 2 blocks down and the 3rd building on the left.

I think they should teach the various methods but let the kid decide which works for him and then just grade them on if they got the right answer.

Hell I remember arguing with a teacher. They docked points cause my work was wrong despite my answer being right. I did the work right in my head I just wrote it down wrong by mistake.

adjl posted...

I might argue that in today's world, being able to do it mentally is more valuable than being able to do it on paper. In almost any situation where you're doing math on paper, you'll have a calculator available to do it for you. Estimating/calculating mentally, however, is the basis of the common sense checks you should be doing after any larger-scale calculations, can help quite a bit with any accounting/bookkeeping process to track down any discrepancies you find, and saves the hassle of pulling out a phone to do things like calculate sales taxes or double a recipe.

Of course, at the same time, doing more complex math problems on paper is the basis for that mental exercise part of teaching math in schools, so students should still be getting a foundation that prepares them for that. It's a tricky balance, I guess.

I don't have a calculator at work. We work in the stone age over here. I used to bring in a old Casio calculator watch (I'm shocked they still make em) but during the summer the cheap wristband would irritate my wrist when I started sweating.

Fortunately all we do is simple addition. We have to count 4 rooms of inmates and add it together. Max of 34 inmates to a room for a max total of 136 in the building. I don't trust doing it in my head though so I do it on paper.

I can do it in my head but if you fuck up it's a headache. Instead of them just telling me my math is wrong noooo I gotta recount them all over again and now my boss is mad at me for fucking count up.

Actually surprised I remember how to do it on paper. I haven't done it that way since elementary school.

Street fighter 6. Technically has create a character and at base seems stronger than the average person. So I'd be ok as long as I keep a cool head

nocturnal_traveler posted...

It would definitely come down to a standoff between Ocelot, The Boss, and Vamp. Ocelot is a tricky bastard, and probably already learned to not get cocky. The Boss would be like fighting Solid Snake, who soloed these kinds of freakshows. Vamp is incredibly overpowered.

Hell the boss would monologe them to death too.

Think battleground would matter. If it's somewhere like the flower field where she ultimately lost to big boss I think she'd thrive with sneak attacks. I honestly feel she only lost that fight cause her heart wasn't in it.

I believe in actually trying to get ahead in life on your own work I'm merits. But no shame in asking for help when needed.

I work night shift and it makes some things difficult so I've asked for help plenty on that.

Soul caliber 2 also had link. The best guest character the franchise has ever had imo. Not just in terms of oh cool its link but he was the most fun to play.

I had soul caliber 2 for all 3 consoles but my friends and I always played the GameCube version.

Best friend and I would have epic battles. Link vs link 200% health 5 rounds caged arena and great fairy swords. (For those unfamiliar cage prevented ring outs and great fairy sword caused constant health regen) matches would last like 45 minutes.

God losing just barely after a 45 minute slug fest hits way harder than a normal loss. But a victory like that also felt so much better.

If it's stuff like you round up to a number then subtract the difference after I've been doing it since before it was a thing.

It makes doing it in your head easier but on paper nah I do it the original way.

Gwynevere posted...

Vamp went up against cyborg Raiden. You know, the one that did this:

https://youtu.be/KJEF2wGHtVM?si=0pqfP8RZiEpqCToK

And Raiden beat him as a human too

boxoto posted...

^ Vamp had super human strength, speed, and could tell how you were going to attack him based on your muscle movements.

Volgin had peak human strength that was somewhat enhanced by his lightning abilities.

Vamp outclasses both, tbh.

Still think boss would make him work hard for a win.

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She don't need modern tech to use those hands. She with ease put volgin on his ass not even trying to really hurt him. And volgin had beat the dog shit out of naked snake just before that.

KainWind posted...

Maybe you are the danger and didn't know it

Not really. The article only accounted for inmate on inmate violence which makes me question it.

I do have a reputation now though. As I've made a topic about it before. Got assaulted and my partner ended up spraying both of us and I didnr let the inmates know the pepper spray affected me. I still took the inmate to the ground and kept him down. I washed my eyes our in the water fountain and went back to work like it never happened. So they think I'm immune to the shit now.

R1masher posted...

So prisons arent really that dangerous, good to know

In this state. I hear they are hell on the west coast. Then even some places in the east like rykers Island.

My mom looked up a article of most dangerous prisons in the state and mine is number 1.

I'm actually shocked. I thought it was pretty laid back.

Gobstoppers12 posted...

In Missouri, you walk out with it ten minutes after walking in the store to buy it.

It's like that where I live too. 21st birthday grandad bought me a gun. It was clear he was buying it for me and they sold it to him.

Think that was a case of he was a regular (he started collecting in retirement( and they trusted him

Had a step father who would answer fucking miserable you? Or I'd complain but nobody would listen.

Didnr change much other than the look on their face before they carried on

variasuite posted...

The hair, man. It's just so cool. Also, the rage and cocky attitude change was just great. Really felt like something not seen since Goku first transformed on Namek. A new power that we weren't sure the user could control.

.the hair is why I preferred ss1

variasuite posted...

It's because SS2 Gohan is the greatest thing ever.

Artistically I prefer ss 1 gohan

I always figured people just really liked cell as a villain. I don't care for him but he had the best personality out of the big 3 villains (freiza cell buu)

Notti posted...

I think thats the key though. 1 requires practice.

3 imo didn't need much, it was easily beatable

3 waw just hard period to me. Inplayed it multiple times and everytime it was hard

Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

And yet we hear every year about some poor kid dying in a hot car after their dumbass parent forgets them

Forget them or just thinks they'll be fine?

I'm betting the latter of course they are gonna say they forgot after the fact

streamofthesky posted...

China has a "no first use" policy. Whether their word can be trusted or not who knows, but I definitely would expect Russia or NK to launch a nuke well before China would.

I feel China is too invested in America to wanna obliterate us. They would maybe wanna overthrow us but not destroy us. Like don't they own a lot of property and whatnot here? Or am I mistaken. Plus we will never pay our debts if we are all dead.

TyVulpine posted...

China has nukes too, and they probably aide North Korea.

True. Point taken. But that said I feel Russia is more unhinged and would use them quicker. I don't think China wants to nuke us