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TopicPost a picture of an ugly woman
Smarkil
12/09/19 12:24:52 AM
#14
who among us does not want to fuck an armpit

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThis topic is about Dick
Smarkil
12/08/19 11:46:26 PM
#13
dick the birthday boy

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo, apparently Juice Wrld died earlier today at Midway Airport in Chicago.
Smarkil
12/08/19 11:40:51 PM
#2
literally who

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI often have hotdogs as a quick meal when i dont wanna cook
Smarkil
12/08/19 9:42:18 PM
#24
SunWuKung420 posted...
Inarguably, the most unappealing method of hotdog preparation.

i dont like to be seen agreeing with sunny or even treating him like a human being, but boiling hotdogs is disgusting

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicImagine being a castration specialist
Smarkil
12/08/19 9:40:38 PM
#4
this hurts me in my no no place

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm getting RC the best Christmas gift ever omg
Smarkil
12/08/19 9:39:20 PM
#42
a newborn child?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHomework Help - Which donut would you buy?
Smarkil
12/07/19 10:41:52 PM
#6
None honestly. But i'm not a sweets homie

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSanders is polling in first place in California primaries.
Smarkil
12/07/19 12:05:01 AM
#29
OhhhJa posted...
Tulsi is the only democrat that isnt completely terrible

She's certainly the only one who hasn't proposed batshit stuff but unfortunately she's hated by the dems so it aint gonna happen

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSanders is polling in first place in California primaries.
Smarkil
12/06/19 6:40:55 PM
#17
Mead posted...
have you seen the way trump waddles around? We already have one

That's what I'm saying. Trump is diapin it up, Hillary definitely ain't controllin her bowels. Wouldn't it be nice to have a president whom we didn't have to think "Ok if this dude dies, we're gonna get X as president"

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSanders is polling in first place in California primaries.
Smarkil
12/06/19 5:08:31 PM
#12
I disagree with Bernie on nearly everything but he's the only candidate of the dems that I can stomach. But damn dude, the guy is like 80. Can we get a president that doesn't have to wear diapers?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat would you say is the best of the 3 Dark Souls?
Smarkil
12/06/19 5:00:44 PM
#9
Kyuubi4269 posted...
DS1 is most polished, best of the lot.
DS3 has well developed combat but not as cohesive as it should be.
DS2 is an incohesive, wild mess; not a bad game but a bad Souls game.

Pretty much this.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicContact wearers with hydrogen peroxide solution
Smarkil
12/06/19 1:02:07 PM
#2
i use it for lube

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicUS City to create Reparations Fund for Blacks...
Smarkil
12/06/19 4:05:09 AM
#35
Mead posted...
I get the idea behind it but dividing up government assistance programs based on skin color doesnt seem like the best direction for the country to head down

I don't see why not. Think of the wonderful society we could live in if only we offered services to people based upon color. Hell, maybe we could have black only schools or drinking fountains.

Truly a utopia.


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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicit really is nice to utilize the block feature.
Smarkil
12/06/19 4:03:18 AM
#15
tc is nmb?

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMurderer sues parents of victim
Smarkil
12/06/19 4:02:36 AM
#73
Gaawa_chan posted...
but one could argue for second degree quite easily

Evidently not since that was what he was charged with and acquitted from.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic3 news sites are complaining about a Trudeau/Trump tweet...
Smarkil
12/05/19 11:59:21 PM
#4
if anything that's an improvement to detroit

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI watched a movie called Joker
Smarkil
12/05/19 11:53:24 PM
#6
but was he crazy tho??

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI have a 60 page paper due in two weeks.
Smarkil
12/05/19 11:51:57 PM
#11
Jen0125 posted...
That's plenty of time

Seriously. I did a 30 page analysis paper the day before it was due. I just sat down for like 8 hours and knocked it out. Gotta know how to BS the system.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAh, RE Nemesis remake..
Smarkil
12/04/19 11:28:57 PM
#26
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Ive only ever played 4 and 5. Is the remake of 2 worth picking up for $20


Gameplay wise, there are a lot of similarities between 4 and the remake. It's less on the actiony side of 4, but the movement and control is a more fluid version of what you had in 4. For 20 bucks I'd say its definitely worth it.

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAh, RE Nemesis remake..
Smarkil
12/04/19 1:46:22 AM
#22
zebatov posted...
Too bad it wont be the same game at all.


I don't know what this means. RE2 remake wasn't that far removed from the original and I loved it. So I guess good?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDid the ISideWith poll again
Smarkil
12/04/19 1:40:48 AM
#38
80% Donald Trump

welp, time to kill myself
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAh, RE Nemesis remake..
Smarkil
12/03/19 6:11:31 PM
#13
REmake2 Was great so I'm fucking pumped. RE3 was my favorite of the OG 3.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicOh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, PotD
Smarkil
12/03/19 1:05:14 AM
#21
TyVulpine posted...
I used to watch but havent seen since the writer strike of 2007-2008.


Well you're in luck because that episode came out many years before the writers strike.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIn retrospect, 2019 was a horrible year for gaming
Smarkil
12/02/19 2:01:27 PM
#28
Death Stranding
Sekiro
RE2Make
etc.

like for real dude not everyone is as depressed as you are
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topici got into the social work program i wanted :D
Smarkil
12/02/19 12:57:25 AM
#13
anything that isnt STEM sucks
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat is or should be the role of Government
Smarkil
12/01/19 6:22:14 PM
#9
to give me hj's on command
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPhysicists Have Identified a Metal That Conducts Electricity But Not Heat
Smarkil
12/01/19 1:34:28 AM
#4
Every time I hear about some new form of magic science, it never ends up being realistic for a hundred different reasons. Until this kind of stuff actually hits the market, I'll remain skeptical.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you think school buses should have seatbelts?
Smarkil
11/30/19 8:05:21 PM
#42
I would also like to mention that seatbelts are a big problem if people have to get out of the bus quickly, which is a fairly common concern compared to the safety they would provide. It's one thing to have seatbelts in a car where its just a few people but when you have 52 panicked 1st graders trying to unbuckle themselves and one adult - it becomes a huge problem if say there's a fire at the front of the bus.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you think school buses should have seatbelts?
Smarkil
11/29/19 4:59:42 PM
#13
I drove buses, including school buses, for a while. From what I understand, they're not really necessary for safety with the exception of the driver (mostly to maintain control). If you have an object that's tens of thousands of pounds with an extremely rigid frame, the transfer of energy that would occur from an accident seldom is great enough to warrant serious injury to passengers. If a bus hits pretty much any other vehicle or a great deal of buildings, that thing ain't stopping. The only injury that can really occur is from a rollover, but that's pretty rare and drivers are supposed to be trained in such a way that it should never happen.

Couple that with the fact that kids would never wear them, might use them to hit other kids because kids are assholes, and the cost and maintenance, it's not really all that feasible. Hell, I had trouble enough just getting the shitheads to sit in a seat at all, let alone put on a seatbelt.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic'The prequels are worse than the Disney trilogy!!!"
Smarkil
11/29/19 3:33:45 AM
#24
argonautweakend posted...
8>7>3>1>2>6>4>>>>>>5



Is this one of those reverse order pranks?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topic'The prequels are worse than the Disney trilogy!!!"
Smarkil
11/28/19 2:38:31 AM
#3
The new trilogy is more fun to watch, but has a far less cohesive story. Whatever is said about the prequels, they were telling a contiguous story. Unfortunately they just shit the bed with it.

In these movies, they're visually stunning and fairly well directed in terms of shooting, locations, practical effects (where possible) etc. but so far the storyline has just been dog shit. It seems like they're constantly stitching together random bits of information to try and make something work. They had a fine jumping off point with 7, but then our boy Rian decided to say fuck it and go off the rails. I'm guessing the new one isn't going to be much better if anything I've heard is true.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIndiana manipulated report on Amazon worker's death to lure HQ2, report says
Smarkil
11/27/19 1:32:57 AM
#14
I'm so glad I'm a democrat. We're incorruptible.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat's in your wallet?
Smarkil
11/26/19 1:37:33 AM
#3
Drivers License
Passport Card
Visa Debit
Visa Credit
Four pictures of assorted penises
Health Insurance Card
No cash cause cash is for nerds
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm terrified the Sonic movie set the next big advertising trend.
Smarkil
11/24/19 3:04:16 PM
#24
They've been doing that for like...ever
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo what happened to that whole Net Neutrality thing?
Smarkil
11/23/19 11:54:06 PM
#19
Veedrock- posted...
FIve people passed Net Neutrality, five people repealed it. Perfectly balanced.


As all things should be
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo I guess I'm buying a house.
Smarkil
11/23/19 11:52:54 PM
#20
Jen0125 posted...
We are looking at single family homes. And we aren't really picky so we should be able to find something. I just want to make sure the inspection is good because I don't want to run into any repair issues.


Getting a good home inspector is important. You want someone to call out every flaw in the house they can find so you can negotiate with the owner to do repairs before closing. Everyone you talk to is gonna have a 'guy' so make sure you find one you can trust.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSo I guess I'm buying a house.
Smarkil
11/23/19 6:32:31 PM
#18
I would stay away from FHA programs personally. The fact that mortgage insurance doesn't drop off during the life of the loan bothers me.

I would suggest looking into getting a conventional loan which usually requires 3.5% down at the minimum and then the insurance requirement drops off at 20% equity.

Also, don't make the mistake of wanting too much out of your first home. It's generally a good idea to stay away from condos/townhomes in that they don't appreciate as well but keep in mind you won't get everything you want. It feels sicking to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for something that isn't perfect, but unfortunately that's part of the game. It's important to get a place that you can live with that checks off the important boxes. But otherwise you'll always have the opportunity to get closer to what you want when you've built up some equity.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat do you believe exists at the center of your being?
Smarkil
11/22/19 2:02:57 AM
#9
joemodda posted...
ur mom lol she exists at the center of my dick


fuckin got em
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhy is Erik suddenly posting again?
Smarkil
11/22/19 1:44:23 AM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Mead posted...
where is he posting

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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicdownloaded bumble and going to check out that scene
Smarkil
11/20/19 3:15:24 AM
#19
Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
Smarkil posted...
I don't know what it is about Tinder that makes 5's think they're 8's with the attitude to match.

Look up the pig woman experiment. This hideous woman was getting flooded with messages.


To be clear, I don't think the women are the problem in this scenario. I like to think of it like a free market economy. Unfortunately there are so many god damn thirsty men hitting up these sub standard women on these sites that these women almost have to up their standards to even deal with the flood of bullshit they get.

I mean, kudos to these women if they're slaying that fine man ass but god damn that shit is fucking dumb.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicdownloaded bumble and going to check out that scene
Smarkil
11/19/19 11:01:45 PM
#16
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
i will say that the quality of matches have been much better on bumble


I need to give Bumble a shot. I almost always ever match with duds on Tinder. I've always had much better success in the real world. I don't know what it is about Tinder that makes 5's think they're 8's with the attitude to match.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPOINTING out IRRELEVANT click BAIT posts is deemed PUNISHABLE
Smarkil
11/19/19 6:34:21 PM
#2
who ARE you?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAlexa, how do you alexa
Smarkil
11/19/19 6:32:58 PM
#6
Then why would you have an alexa at all
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicTo this day, I still don't understand why I can't buy Steam currency on Amazon.
Smarkil
11/19/19 6:18:51 PM
#7
lol whatever
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat size are your pants?
Smarkil
11/19/19 6:17:10 PM
#9
SunWuKung420 posted...
32 with extra in the crotch.


You know you can get those tailored and taken in a bit. Don't wanna have a bunch of baggy space in your crotch region.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCould someone explain music videos with gorgeous women but hideous guy singers?
Smarkil
11/19/19 1:58:14 AM
#6
thats racist
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDo you think a GROWN MAN who still plays VIDEO GAMES is "Weird"???
Smarkil
11/18/19 10:40:10 PM
#15
I'm more concerned about the weird man who copies and pastes dailymail articles onto a gaming message board
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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