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TopicGodzilla King of the Monsters was good
Smarkil
06/03/19 3:03:35 AM
#16
Zacek posted...
Like... how many fight creatures there are in the movie?


There are basically four monsters that do anything in the movie.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicGodzilla King of the Monsters was good
Smarkil
06/02/19 8:31:23 PM
#10
I honestly wish it had more monster fighting. I also really thought the human subplot was completely uninteresting which, to be fair, is often the case in these movies. But somehow it felt even dumber in this.

I also had a hard time seeing the action during some of the fights which always annoys me. I still think Pacific Rim did it so well that it hasn't been beaten in that regard.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI hurt myself? (NSFW)
Smarkil
05/31/19 11:37:29 AM
#26
MrMelodramatic posted...
Gradieus posted...
How big is a "huge gash"? Put some ice on it at least.

Between 1.5 and 2.5 inches, Id say. I kinda feel like any gash in this area is huge.


Damn dude, that's gotta be 3/4 of your entire penis.

You're gonna have some real problems on penis inspection day
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicIllinois Mom ordered a Shirt from CHINA for her 6 y/o..with an OFFENSIVE PHRASE
Smarkil
05/30/19 10:18:53 PM
#6
that fucking monster is three years old?!
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicholy shit DEATH STRANDING out THIS year!!! new trailer, ok?
Smarkil
05/30/19 12:12:10 AM
#26
i love me some koji but I really hate open world games

not sure what to think
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicYoutube keeps suggesting the same budget Doug Walker to me...
Smarkil
05/30/19 12:07:22 AM
#13
Nade Duck posted...
isn't budget doug walker just doug walker?


kek
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPhase 4 movie list leaked for MCU
Smarkil
05/30/19 12:05:59 AM
#4
fake af as fuck
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm cross-dressing in secret! AMA!
Smarkil
05/29/19 2:14:14 AM
#72
jesus christ
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicand people wonder why storm anxiety is a major problem of mine....
Smarkil
05/29/19 1:27:03 AM
#73
found a video from NMB's childhood


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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicgotta love spending $400 on your gfs birthday only for her to...
Smarkil
05/28/19 1:23:35 AM
#24
LinkPizza posted...
Smarkil posted...
Heres a pro tip.

Buy a buncha birthday cards and shit online and just stock them somewhere. Whip one out for whenever you need it. Makes this whole thing a lot easier when you just buy that shit in bulk.

And you can use them for everyone. Like really...


Yep. You can always vary your cards too. Get a few sappy ones, maybe ones specific to boy/girl whatever. Since I started doing it I've saved a lot of effort not having to get my fat ass to a Walgreens. Plus you can curate them more easily on the interwebs.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicMuffinz0rz is BANNED!
Smarkil
05/28/19 1:20:27 AM
#6
Did I have him tagged as foot fetish or was that part of his profile?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicgotta love spending $400 on your gfs birthday only for her to...
Smarkil
05/28/19 12:02:00 AM
#19
Heres a pro tip.

Buy a buncha birthday cards and shit online and just stock them somewhere. Whip one out for whenever you need it. Makes this whole thing a lot easier when you just buy that shit in bulk.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI don't wanna settle down but goddamit I just want a house!
Smarkil
05/26/19 11:20:10 PM
#6
How does a mortgage seem like a trap?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThat seems anti consumer
Smarkil
05/24/19 2:47:40 AM
#12
Mead posted...
This is why I dont buy European money


I only buy american. Gotta support local jobs.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm cross-dressing in secret! AMA!
Smarkil
05/24/19 2:36:05 AM
#23
oof not a good look
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicCold Oreos
Smarkil
05/22/19 3:48:31 AM
#32
ferko420 posted...
All ya'll really should look into the process that makes "alkalized cocoa powder".... Or black cocoa powder. It certinally ain't natural.... I know I made it, the machine is called a reactor and it's nothing I'd want to touch again


Generally speaking, Dutched cocoa powder is cocoa powder that has been treated with an alkaline solution to neutralize acidity. Dutched powder is often darker in color (i.e. black cocoa powder is ultra Dutched)

Lmao oh no, don't neutralize the acidity. Anything but that.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDude I fucking hate Game of Thrones
Smarkil
05/20/19 3:48:04 PM
#79
god damn this show got dumb

lets put the literal autist on the throne
lmao good lord
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicDoes being in a state for a layover count as "going to that state"?
Smarkil
05/20/19 11:54:04 AM
#16
It counts as long as you got a fridge magnet
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicarv is homophobic
Smarkil
05/20/19 11:53:02 AM
#7
im not homophobic but i might be arachnophobic which means i secretly wanna fuck spiders
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicSAT's Now To Grade Students Based On "Privilege"
Smarkil
05/20/19 11:48:26 AM
#50
Isn't the literal point of the SAT to have a blind assessment of a persons knowledge?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topica lawyer doomed a raccoon to drown at sea
Smarkil
05/20/19 2:30:17 AM
#17
Boy, wait until these people learn what you're supposed to do when you catch skunks
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWould you do two weeks of total isolation to never be sick?
Smarkil
05/17/19 11:18:16 PM
#154
Easily. I'd just jerkoff and workout all the time. I really find it fascinating that some people here think its literally impossible like there haven't been tens of thousands of prisoners that have had to deal with the same shit. Or people being stuck in elevators or mines and shit.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe ULTIMATE PotD MCU Ranking Topic Extravaganza
Smarkil
05/17/19 1:11:16 PM
#10
Mead posted...
From worst to best

Iron Man 2
Incredible Hulk
Dark Thor World
Cap 1
Thor 1
Ant man and the wasp
Doctor Strange
Captain Marvel
Iron Man 3
Iron Man
Age of Ultron
Black Panther
Avengers 1
Ant man
Winter Soldier
Guardians 2
Civil War
Endgame
Thorgnarok
Spider-Man Homecoming
Guardians 1
Infinity War


Thank you for putting Infinity War above Endgame. It's like,objectively the better movie.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe ULTIMATE PotD MCU Ranking Topic Extravaganza
Smarkil
05/16/19 2:06:10 AM
#2
FrozenBananas posted...
4. Avengers: Age of Ultron


what the fuck
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicPrincipal promises SEVERE CONSEQUENCES to a RACIST PROMPOSAL with the N-Word!!!
Smarkil
05/16/19 1:07:00 AM
#2
if a bitch is hot ima be the next david duke

i aint even finna lie
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThis...this is a girl, right?
Smarkil
05/16/19 12:58:24 AM
#98
BeerOnTap posted...
When you say hang out with you and your girl, do you mean to say youre in a committed relationship and your girl is okay with a threesome with another girl?


shes a fat chick, she kinda has to be okay with it
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicThe rapier is the superior sword
Smarkil
05/16/19 12:55:53 AM
#16
Mead posted...
Careful, even joking about rapiers can be moddable


What if it's not about any specific person? Like obviously, "I wanna rapier Mead" is a problem, but would saying "You can't rapier the willing" be a problem?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicWhat would you say if Jen asked you out on a date?
Smarkil
05/16/19 12:52:53 AM
#2
G. How can she slap?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicShower or grower?
Smarkil
05/13/19 1:03:26 AM
#28
Supposedly growing vs showing is an evolutionary trait. People with ancestry from colder climates tend to be growers and hotter climates tend to be showers. Which is, generally speaking, why white dudes are usually growers and black dudes are usually showers.

Don't know how much of that is actually true, but I suppose the logic makes sense.
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicAvengers: Endgame must put families in a weird position. *spoilers*
Smarkil
05/11/19 12:25:45 AM
#13
GreenKnight127 posted...
I was really hoping for some scene where there were POSITIVE aspects pointed out. Like a TV in the background with a news reporter saying, "Lowest pollution levels ever recorded!" or "People in China able to see the stars for the first time in 100 years." You know? "Rainforests flourishing, and crop harvests bigger than ever before." "Global hunger crisis averted for the first time in recorded history".


They did do that. The scene where cap goes and talks to Widow in the headquarters he's like, 'there are whales in the hudson now less polution n shit' and then she tells him to fuck off
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI literally cannot go to college
Smarkil
05/10/19 1:24:12 PM
#96
Zangulus posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
That's not gonna stop me from trying


Yes it is. Because youre not actually trying. Youve been given a lot of good information and its not your Easy Button, so you throw it against the wall and start crying.


NOBODY lS PAYING FOR THE REALLY EXPENSIVE COLLEGE I WANT TO GO TO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicso apparently Youtuber Projared cheated on his wife...
Smarkil
05/10/19 12:33:10 AM
#145
NightMareBunny posted...
internet celebrities really do have this complex of "i am great worship me i can do no wrong" and when they do wrong they are shocked they get in trouble because they thought they had immunity


have you left the house in the last month?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicso apparently Youtuber Projared cheated on his wife...
Smarkil
05/09/19 1:20:20 AM
#9
lmao this fucking guy
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
Topicso apparently Youtuber Projared cheated on his wife...
Smarkil
05/09/19 1:18:33 AM
#7
i literally could not care less about some randos on the internet
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicHow did you spend the last 4 hours?
Smarkil
05/04/19 1:55:43 AM
#22
SunWuKung420 posted...
Oh, a sim game. I do that in real life.


You build cities in real life?

Is that before or after you finish your shift at the Waffle House?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm watching Game of Thrones so I can join the finale hype *series spoilers*
Smarkil
04/09/19 1:18:54 PM
#84
MrMelodramatic posted...
Couldnt care less about Cersei, Jamie, or Brienne.


Excuse me?
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
TopicI'm watching Game of Thrones so I can join the finale hype *series spoilers*
Smarkil
03/29/19 5:03:07 PM
#2
gandalf dies in the first season
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I promise that if the game stinks I will make a topic about how I hate it and you can all laugh at me - Mead on Fallout 76
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